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Flowey Is Not a Good Life Coach - Chap. 2, page 4

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Boy Flowey just needs to step tf away from Papyrus. Like if he keeps going like this we might even be able to say that he isn’t being very nice. I dunno.

So I broke new ground making this page–I’ve never done action panels before. They’re an art unto themselves… I guess you just do a lot of motion lines and stuff? But there’s more to it than that. I want to incorporate a lot more action panels in future pages, so I guess I’ll have to do some research on that. It’s a learning experience.

How Victor explains why he left to coach Yuuri:

Victor “EXTRA AF” Nikiforov’s unquestionable logic.

(oh my god i hope people understand this. inspired by nigahiga’s multiple videos on weird string logic.)

(to @sunflowersandghouls for their 1k milestoneeee)

anonymous asked:

What are the skeleteachers' opinions of Soccer Coach Undyne?

Fyi, it’s Tale Undyne that’s the coach. I might try and incorporate the Undynes from the other universes at some point, but they don’t all coach this team

UT!Sans: He gets a….kick out of her. She and the kids really have a ball. He knew as soon as he soccer that she’d make a great addition to the staff. (Yeah, he’s in support)

UT!Papyrus: Of course he’s happy his best friend works with him! He helps her coach when he can.

UF!Sans: She’s a little too intense for him, but she keeps Leeroy out of his hair for a few hours, so who is he to complain.

UF!Papyrus: He admires her passion, but thinks she needs more discipline in how she runs her team. Discipline he would be happy to provide if she would only let him

US!Sans: He loves this Undyne! She’s a lot like Alphys from his world. He also helps coach and provides snacks for the kids.

US!Papyrus: Oh gods, there’s two of them…..being around her exhausts him, but he kind of admire the intensity

SF!Sans: His rival in the staff. There are nearly weekly competitions of strength, whether jogging or lifting.

SF!Papyrus: She’s a little too on but he likes her a lot. Very invested in the kids.

okay so the love between yuuri katsuki and viktor nikiforov is goals af

but can i please have a coach like viktor???

someone to fly from the other side of the world to help me improve, even though i’ve fucked up several times.
someone who knows how to explain what I have to do to become the best athlete possible.
someone who supports me during competitions, who stands by the line and believes in my even when i doubt my own abilities to perform well.

like can i pls have a coach like that????

frillsandblings  asked:

Do you like Deniss Vasiljevs? What do you think of him? I LOVE HIM!!! His SS is amazing for someone his age. I think his PCS mark on that in particular is too low, especially when compared with Boyang, Nathan or even Shoma (can you believe he got 35-38 while the others got 39-44???) :((( His spins are top-notch too, and his presentation skill is also great.. Anyway, glad to find someone on tumblr who I can talk to (or bother) about skating and actually knows stuff... XD

What I like the most about Deniss is this:


which I think no-one can deny is a big improvement over Urmanov (especially from a kiss & cry point of view)!

I’m not sure if this change is as good for Deniss’ own development, but that’s another story.

About Deniss, I love his quality on skating, his precision on steps and his spins. For my sake, I close my eyes when he jumps.

His PCS (especially for SS) are ridiculous! But sadly I fear not many judges use PCS as they are supposed to be used. There’s this weird tendency where if you have high tech, then you can’t have low PCS (and let’s be real, Boyang and Nathan right now, juding based on their performances up to now, don’t deserve to have any more than 30/35 in their SP and 70/75 for their FP, Shoma doesn’t deserve to get over 40 in SP and in FP he should score in 80/85 range at most, right now) and where if you go cleanish more than once, you deserve more PCS as well. So Deniss who hasn’t a great TES BV nor a great consistency is kinda… screwed.

But he has the coolest coach of them all, so he wins at life.


(and thanks abt the rest (: )

  • yurio: ugh katsuki yuri should just retire already smfh
  • someone: yeah ikr he needs to leave
  • yurio: you’ve just been unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, my mom’s calling your mom and you’re uninvited from my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party
Yuri on Ice from Yakov’s perspective

Banquet:

 Yuri don’t let yourself get baited into a dance batt- I SAID DON’T GET BAITED INTO A DANCE BATTLE! GODDAMNIT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING SPONSERS!

Victor! Mila! Stop encouraging them! AND STOP TAKING PICTURES

Victor you’re not even drunk! STOP DANCING WITH THE SLOPPY DRUNK

Why is there a stripper pole in here? Why is this allowed to get out of hand? WHERE THE HELL ARE CHRIS AND THIS DRUNK’S COACHES?!?

Victor! DON’T LET DRUNKS HUMP YOU IN FRONT OF SPONSERS! NO, YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM! I DON’T CARE IF YOU THINK YOU’RE IN LOVE HE’S DRUNK AND YOU’RE AN IDIOT! I’LL TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY MORE BAD DECISIONS.

- *sends Celestino a strongly worded email about keeping an eye on his pupils in the future the next morning*

Episode One

- Victor stop. Stop pining. You aren’t in love. No I don’t believe in love at first sight and I certainly don’t believe in love at first drunken humping. You’re right I’m not taking this seriously. He hasn’t contacted you because he was DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND! Did you see how much booze he downed? It’s a wonder he didn’t die of alcohol poisoning. Just stfu and skate.

- Victor no. It’s not a message. Victor no! Don’t give up your career for an ill-advised booty call! UGH if I can’t stop you just make sure our Yuri doesn’t find out where you went.

Episode Two

- WHY ARE YOU IN JAPAN TOO YURI! I COULDN’T STOP VICTOR MAKING AN ILL-ADVISED BOOTY CALL BUT YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE ATTEMPTING THAT! YEAH SURE YOU’RE NOT THERE FOR THAT I’VE SEEN YOUR ROOM! …NO ONE HAS 30 POSTERS OF SOMEONE IN THEIR ROOM BECAUSE THEY ‘HATE THEM JUST SO MUCH’ YOU’RE FOOLING NO ONE KID!

Episode Three

- OMFG did you really give him a program about the night he got sloppy drunk and you turned into even a bigger moron? You’re going to put me into an early grave.

Episode Four

- MILA! STOP POKING THE SMOL ANGRY CHILD! HIS SCREECHING HURTS MY EARS!

- Wait, why the hell do I have to go live with my ex-wife and the angsty teen? I don’t want to have to listen to a list of my failures or a catalogue of all the ways Drunk Yuri is the worst especially as it tends to devolve into ‘stupid pig, how dare he be so good looking’.

Episode Five

- Victor stop trying to pretend this isn’t an elaborate booty call. This is not how coaching works.

Episode Six

- I have the living legend who gave it all up to be a pretend coach in order to get with a sloppy drunk, a sadist of a female skater who stirs up trouble on purpose, an angsty teen who can’t tell the difference between having a crush and hating someone and an emo skater who is far too old to be as emo as he is. Kill me now.

Episode Seven

- Maybe I was giving Victor a disservice. His student is actually doing quite well and maybe they are taking it seriously and HOLY FUCK NEVERMIND JUST KISS YOUR STUDENT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD VICTOR YOU ASSHAT

Episode Eight

- Yuri has calmed down and I’m just going to ignore Victor. Yep that’ll work OMFG did you HAVE TO KISS HIS FUCKING SKATE?!? THIS IS WHY YOU WEREN’T ALLOWED TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM! YOU HAVE NO CHILL!

You want me to what? Be his coach? Well…only because I like Maccachin.

Episode Nine

- You’re alright actually, I hereby allow you the name Japanese Yuri instead of Drunk Yuri. You may be the only sane person I know surprisingly. I still am going to tell you off for fucking up though.

- ….I take it all back. WTF was up with all the hugging.

Episode Ten

- …They got engaged. Victor really is going to marry him….I’m not even surprised at this point. Fine. Keep him Japanese Yuri. He’s a pain in the ass anyway.

Episode Eleven

-  YES! I AM A PROUD DAD/COACH! HAPPIEST I’VE BEEN THIS WHOLE YEAR

Episode Twelve

- WTF? You’re coming back now? Idek what’s going on anymore.

- Well done Yuri! I’m so proud of you for winning gold!

- …They are doing a super romantic pairs skate because of course they are.

- Okay so Victor is coming back to Russia to train cool….wait what do you mean you’re still going to coach Japanese Yuri? WTF? HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? WTF NO.

Post Episode Twelve

- STOP FLIRTING IN THE RINK! WHY GOD WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?

- STOP GROPING HIM VICTOR THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT

-  YURI P STOP THROWING THINGS EVERY TIME THEY FLIRT

-  I HATE ALL OF MY CHILDREN SO MUCH.

- YOU’RE ALL THE REASON I HAVE NO HAIR

Pray for Yakov

Coaching Fees
  • Yuuri: Hey, Victor, are we ever going to talk about your coaching fees?
  • Victor: Oh. Yes. Here's my bill. *pulls a sheet of paper out of nowhere and hands it to Yuuri*
  • Yuuri: ....this is just a list of kinks.
  • Victor: ..............and?
  • ----
  • Victor: If you like, you can also do these chores to help pay off more *hands another sheet of paper*
  • Yuuri: It only says your name.
  • Victor: Tee-hee
  • ----
  • Victor: You could just pay the $200,000, but I figure you're the type to work off his debts.
  • Yuuri: *strips* lets start at the top