“I remember there was actually a sexual thrill… You hear that little pop and pull their heads off and hold their heads by the hair. Whipping their heads off, their body sitting there. That’d get me off.”
Ana: Why being in Zaragoza must I listen to 30 seconds of commercials in Catalan? Spotify España: Hi Ana. We’re sorry for the inconvenience. Could you tell us which ad it was? Greetings. Jot Down Magazine: “Sorry for the inconvenience” (?)
And this is Spain, fellas. Where you can hear all your songs in English, all the perfume ads in French, but if you hear a 30 second commercial in ONE CO-OFFICIAL LANGUAGE of your own country, you immediately complain.
And Spotify apologizing for “the inconvenience” just adds insult to injury, tbh.
American Uni AU. Harry Styles is a frat boy football star from the wealthy Styles Family athletic dynasty. A celebrity among football fans, he knows how to play, he knows how to party, and he knows how to fuck (all of which is well known among his legion of admirers).
Louis Tomlinson is a student and an athlete, but his similarities to Harry end there. Intelligent, focused, independent, and completely uninterested in Harry’s charms, Louis is an anomaly in a world ruled by football.
A bet about the pair, who might be more similar than they originally thought, brings them together. Shakespeare, ballet, Disney, football, library chats, running, accidental spooning, Daredevil and Domino’s Pizza all blend into one big friendship Frappucino, but who will win in the end?