Request 3!

Tags: muggle au, coffee shop au, Hermione is a great wingman, Pansy is a tolerant wingman, crosswords, the smoothest pickup line of all time.

“This is my favorite new coffee shop,” Hermione said, the bell over the door chiming softly as they stepped into the bright, high-ceilinged shop. “Go sit down,” Hermione pointed to an empty table near the counter, “I’ll order for you. I promise you’ll love it.”

Harry made his way over to the table and slid into a seat. It was the only empty table in the busy store, through everyone seated already had their drinks so of the two baristas only one was actually working, a young woman with her short black hair cut into a blunt bob.

The other employee was bent over a newspaper, folded in half at the crossword. He was tall and lean with impossibly white blond hair that would fall over his eyes whenever he bent over to fill in an answer. He rolled a blue pen in his long fingers, his brow creasing faintly in thought. Harry watched spellbound as the gorgeous blond tapped the pen on his mouth and then bit the end absentmindedly, his eye teeth sinking into the plastic.


Harry started and flushed, “Y-yeah?”

Hermione followed where Harry had been looking and grinned, “He’s cute.”

Harry groaned, “Please, no, ‘Mione.”

She rolled her eyes, “You’re no fun.” She dug around in her massive shoulder bag and pulled out a book, settling back in her chair and opening it to her place, “Don’t mind me.” she shooed at him with one hand, her eyes already glued to her book, “Go back to your staring.”

Harry felt himself flush, but despite his embarrassment, found his eyes pinned on the blond again. He had paused from chewing on the pen to press his lips together into a thin line and slowly relax them, tracing the shape of his bottom lip with the end of the pen.

The blond looked over at the black haired girl, “Hey, Pansy, what’s a ten letter word for 'smitten’?”

Pansy had her back to him, finishing their drinks, and shrugged dismissively.

“You’re absolutely no help whatsoever,” he retorted with airy dismay.

“Says the one doing the crossword instead of working,” Pansy muttered just loud enough to carry.

Harry bit his bottom lip and impulsively blurted out, “Captivated.”

Harry didn’t think the blond could be any more attractive until he looked over at Harry with the most amazing pale grey-blue eyes, framed by pale lashes only a little darker than his hair.

Harry swallowed hard, “A ten letter word for smitten, captivated.”

“Hmm…” the blond looked down at the paper and shook his head, “No. The 'ed’ at the end is right through,” he leaned over on the counter, “any other ideas?”

“Fascinated?” Harry said, his mind already winging ahead for other words that might fit, his hand under the table counting out letters of words.

The blond glanced down and then back up, a smirking smile on his mouth, “Nope.”

“How about….” Harry’s brow furrowed and he chewed his bottom lip, “…Infatuated?”

He glanced down and smiled triumphantly, “That’s it!” the pen scratched across the newspaper filling in the missing word.

Pansy bumped the blond with her hip and pushed two cups into his hands, “Be useful Draco,” she nodded at their table.

“Your name is Draco?” Harry asked as the blond walked around the counter carrying the two cups.

Draco nodded with a grimace, “Constellation names are somewhat of a tradition in my family.”

“Um, I’m Harry,” Harry said hurriedly as Draco slid the cups onto the table.

“Nice to meet you, Harry,” Draco smiled.

Hermione pulled out her phone, which absolutely hadn’t gone off, and said, “Well, would you look at that, it’s Ron. Sorry, Harry, I have to get going. Wouldn’t want to keep my boyfriend waiting.” She pulled her bag over her shoulder and put her book away in one smooth movement. She was was out the door before Harry could say a word. 

He finally managed a groan and glanced over at Draco, his cheek feeling hot.

Draco was looking faintly flushed himself, “Well. That wasn’t subtle at all.”

“No, it wasn’t,” Harry agreed.

Draco went back to the counter leaning over and grabbing his crossword and pen. “I’m going on break, Pansy.”

“You’re an arsehole, Draco Malfoy,” Pansy retorted without looking up.

Draco came back to Harry’s table, “Is this seat taken?” he asked.

“No, not at all,” Harry said.

Draco sat down across from him, sitting the crossword down in front of himself and helping himself to Hermione’s abandoned latte, “A ten letter word for hopeful starting with P.” He tapped his mouth with the pen and then carefully wrote in, “P-e-r-s-u-a-s-i-v-e.”

“You do a lot of crosswords?” Harry asked.

“There’s a lot of downtime working here,” Draco said, one side of his mouth quirking up in a smile. He barely glanced down at the paper and said, “I need a four letter word for dinner and a movie.”

“A date?” Harry said after a half a seconds thought.

“I’d love to,” Draco said.

Harry let out a startled laugh.

“Too cheesy?” Draco asked.

Harry shook his head with a grin, “How about tomorrow?”

Draco smiled, “I get off at seven.”

anonymous asked:

sorry to bother you, i loved your solas positivity post! <3 but isn't the "cut dialogue" of solas calming the inquisitor's panic attack fan-made? when he talks about fabric rustling and feeling the ground, i'm pretty sure he's talking to cole in banter (i think after Here Lies the Abyss)

Everything that I have seen about it has labeled it as cut content (here’s a youtube vid of it, for example) and it doesn’t sound patched together like other fanmade audio I have listened to. 

It’s possible since it was cut they reused some of the dialogue in Cole’s banter since a portion of theirs is Solas helping Cole deal with his trauma, but from everything that I have heard it was part of a storyline that was cut out completely. 

anonymous asked:

I live in Austin and literally every single person I know has met or seen Jared padalecki. Like this one time some person in my class was talking about supernatural and then everyone chimed in with "oh I see him all the time" "I once saw him at a barbecue place" "I've randomly ran into him like 3 times" and I feel like it's become a right of passage like you're not a really austinite unless you've ran into Jared padalecki somewhere

I’m laughing so hard

ericadays  asked:

Stiles/Jackson + ‘Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back out seriously just buy something already’ AU

@ericadays I hope you like it! <3


“He’s back again.”

Stiles looked up at Kira’s voice, moving to the front of the counter.  The guy was back again, looked ridiculously handsome in a floral button up and tight jeans.  He had a jaw and cheekbones to die for and Stiles bent forward slightly, leaning his elbow on the counter and cupping his chin in his hand, mirroring Kira’s pose.

Together, they watched him take one step further into the store, glance around at all the shelves of books before blue eyes settled on Stiles.  He and Kira both lifted their other hand, fluttering their fingers in a wave. The guy blinked, took a deep breath, and then turned and walked out again, the bell chiming a jaunty note as the door swung shut.

It was the same thing he’d done for five consecutive days now.  Yesterday, he’d done it again in the afternoon.  Stiles hadn’t been there for that, but Kira had been eager to tell him about it.

“I think he likes you,” Kira said, straightening to rearrange the magazines on the counter.

Stiles snorted. “What gives you that idea?”

She nudged him with her elbow. “Stiles, he always looks right at you and his cheeks go all pink. I think he likes your scent. It’s cute.”

Stiles glanced over. “You think it’s a werewolf thing?”

“No shit.”

He opened his mouth to reply, but the bell interrupted them.  He looked over, surprised to see the guy had come back.  Once again, he took a step in, a frustrated frown on his face, and Stiles decided enough was enough.  

“Hey,” he said. “Can I help you?”

The frown deepened. “What?”

Oh, but he was cute.

“Every morning, you walk in and inhale deeply, then walk back out. Seriously, just buy something already.”

“I…” He visibly collected himself, a smile stealing over his mouth. “I’m not here for a book.”

“My scent, right? Is that a werewolf thing or a ‘I wanna kiss you all over’ thing?”

If Stiles’ brazenness or knowledge that the guy was a werewolf surprised him, to his credit, he didn’t show it.  He just grinned, finally approaching the counter.

“Both, I think. I’m Jackson.”

“Stiles,” he leaned against the counter, fingers lightly touching Jackson’s. “And you can pick me up at seven.”

anonymous asked:

what "modern girl in middle earth" fics would you recommend?

Some of my favorites are:

Tethered, The Long Dark, and Becoming Real by @technoelfie

Silence and Songbird by @reader-rabbit

From Heaven and From Earth by @averil-of-fairlea

Between Worlds by @theimaginesyouneveraskedfor

Pumpkin Pie by @lady-kaaesien

Yoga by @sdavid09

Friends, if you can think of any I’ve forgotten to mention (and I’m sure I have, this is just off the top of my head), please chime in with recommendations!

I hope you enjoy! :) xo

Bruce (@rabbruad1) wrote:

‘I fixed the front door bell. She got, I think, overly dramatic - “Bruce, you have rung my chimes. Forever be mine.” “OK Elle, knock it off.”’

With chimes there is no need to knock! At times, I may mock, or even flock like a crock in a frock, but I’ll commit no such crimes betimes as to knock on a lock like a hock, when there’s a prime chime in stock. The thought makes my enzymes rock in shock, it shakes my socks and breaks my clocks. I’ll not knock, I shall ring it off instead.

This is my hallway right now, since the power is still out.
I’m walking down the hallway taking the trash out and Gre ominously chimes in:
“This is how horror movies start…”


anonymous asked:

Hey I'm writing a book and I'm thinking of adding a character with ADHD but I only know the basics of it. Do you (or anyone in the comments) mind telling me a bit about what it feels like to have ADHD, how it influences your everyday life and how you feel if you don't take your meds?

So we have a whole what it’s like tag that should be helpful for this. Also some of our followers will likely chime in.

You Should Be Singing

subway songs
sung by unsung singers
there’s a hero
there locked inside
bravery in bridges
choruses chimed with courage
how can a stranger
get so deep inside
I feel you…
every line and verse
it pays to rehearse
when you sing for your living
untold joy you are giving
uniting unrelated random people
to one another
never underestimate
the power of your voice
armed with music
you’ve got a weapon of mass seduction
so get out here
if you’ve got a song
you should be singing

FollowCB | Copyright 2017

did u guys know that i have the best little brother in the world even though he is 15 and most boys get really gross when they reach like 12/13 but hes so nice and sweet and he has an instagram just so that he can follow the national geographic and various accounts that just post pictures of cute animals and he tells people about me and ciara all the time and when my dad used the word “it” to describe a friend i had said wasnt a girl or a boy and i was like “dad dont say that” barry chimed in with me and told him to use they/them pronouns instead and the other day i mentioned the word nonbinary to him and he asked what it meant and when i told him he was like “oh! i didnt know there was a word for that!” and he makes pots of tea for me and him and hes super careful and kind to animals and hes so nice hes such a good kid!!!!

anonymous asked:

I'm jamming out in another server as well leave me alone.... or say something I might chime in one.... ~Cosmo

ur in another server thats not ours????????????????? 

[tyler joseph voice] w, OW

cocopuffs87  asked:

I'd like to chime in on the height convo. Here's a good one for you. I'm 5' and my best friend who is my platonic soul mate and also a girl is 6' 1". We are quite the sight walking down the street. So really, height does not matter at all.

^^ There it is.

Signs Aesthetics: Part One
  • Aries: combat boots, guitars, neon signs, sunglasses, video games
  • Taurus: barefoot, dewy grass, hot chocolate, oversized sweaters, raindrops on windows
  • Gemini: existential quotes, joker card, motorcycles, ripped jeans, sports cars
  • Cancer: bubbles, fluffy socks, ice cream, ocean, puppies
  • Leo: crop tops, gold, long hair, peace signs, smartphones
  • Virgo: autumn leaves, chapstick, knitted sweaters, old books, white fences
  • Libra: eyebrows, gardens, lace, pastel colors, seashells
  • Scorpio: black eyeshadow, full moon, jungles, playlists, tattoos
  • Sagittarius: bouncy balls, denim jackets, high heels, railroad tracks, vintage maps
  • Capricorn: apples, dark nail polish, greenhouses, nude lipstick, polo shirts
  • Aquarius: colored hair, dreamcatchers, lava lamps, pixel art, trains
  • Pisces: bubble baths, lips, marshmallows, pearls, wind chimes
  • If used, please give credit : )
  • So guys, what was your favorite aesthetic out of these?
  • OR
  • Did you like your aesthetic?

@suffocations tagged me in “choose your favourite lyrics from the first 9 songs that pop up on your shuffle” bitch this is my shit.

1. Caroline - Aminé

Bad thang, fine as hell,thick as fuck
Oh my god, that’s my baby
Caroline, you divine
Mighty fine
Shawty really blow the pipe (that’s true)
Like a pro
Fuck you thought

2. She’s Really All I Need - Mac Demarco 

Up out of bed at 3 and I feel like I’m dying
But if she’s there next to me, then there’s no use in crying
‘Cause she’s really all I need, it’s true my heart is flying
Life can be such a breeze as long as it’s just her and me

3.The Owl and The Tanager - Sufjan Stevens

How could you run from me now?
The loneliest chime in the house
The loneliest chime in the house
You let it out you let it out Come to me
Calvary still I’m weeding and raking until
I’m bleeding in spite of my love for you
It bruised and bruised my will

4. Exit Music(For a Film)- Radiohead

You can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope your
Rules and wisdom choke you

5. Jealous Lies - Soft Hair

You lied to my face
Turns out you were straight, Baby
you can’t live with me
But baby, who said I could be

6. Do You Need My Love - Weyes Blood

Everyone who knows me
Knows I’m crazy for loving you, baby
Do you need me like I need you?
Tell me what I should do
Do you need me, need me

7. English Graffiti- The Vaccines

I am living in a world that’s half the size when I look in your eyes
That would melt away If only you would stay
That makes no sound whenever you’re around

8. Ivy - Frank Ocean

I thought that I was dreaming when you said you love me
The start of nothing
I had no chance to prepare
I couldn’t see you coming
The start of nothing
I could hate you now
It’s quite alright to hate me now
When we both know that deep down
The feeling still deep down is good

9. Domo23 - Tyler The Creator

Sick to my motherfucking tummy
Bitch must think I’m a motherfucking dummy
Because I dress bummy, bitch think I’m broke Bitch,
I ate one roach and I made a lot of money

I tag @transmothwoman @entropey @teshentai @lavenderbeing @latinobf @draconicwolves

anonymous asked:

I am so dumb and can't figure out how to put gifs in front of the text 😂 helpppp (like this: Title Gif Story

I think I saw that Ashley already answered this, and maybe someone said it, but I’ll chime in that if you’re on mobile, you can’t put a gif above the text!

concept: it is a quiet summer morning. warm sunlight and cool, crisp air stream through my open window. my room is heavy with the smell of flowers, vines, grass, and growth. the only sounds are of bees outside, a gentle wind chime, and my own steady, deep breathing.