the signs as hamilton characters
  • Aries: angelica (enthusiastic, independent, courageous)
  • Taurus: alexander hamilton (solid, fights for belief)
  • Gemini: thomas jefferson (social, talkative)
  • Cancer: maria reynolds (sensitive, unpredictable, adventurous)
  • Leo: eliza (devoted, generous, hot-tempered)
  • Virgo: peggy (analytical, intellectual, enjoys bettering self)
  • Libra: hercules mulligan (ambitious, hard-working)
  • Scorpio: marquis de lafeyette (intense, kind, loyal)
  • Sagittarius: john laurens (positive, vibrant, reckless)
  • Capricorn: king george III (ambitious, active, in control)
  • Aquarius: aaron burr (takes opportunities, hard-working, unbothered)
  • Pisces: james madison (sensitive, reserved, a good friend)
Hamilton Characters as things my brother has said

Hamilton: I don’t suffer, but when I do, I do.

Laurens: It’s the golden rule, right? No eye contact, no gay.

Lafayette: There wasn’t as many onion sellers as I was expecting in Paris.

Mulligan: Horses are so much bigger than I thought, like really big dogs.

Washington: Listen up, loser, I’m here to teach you stuff.

Angelica: I look pretty good in a dress, okay, my legs are amazing.

Eliza: I’m the middle child, unnoticed, unappreciated.

Peggy: I’ve had so many people forget my name I’m starting to doubt if I exist

Just incase you don't know the cast of Hamilton, here's a brief summary:
  • Alexander: bastard, orphan, son of a whore; a short, whiny garbage can who can't fucking shut up
  • Aaron Burr: sir; loves his daughter; should not be trusted with a gun
  • Eliza: way to good for Alexander; probably smells like peppermint and love
  • Angelica: better than you; could punch me in the face and I would feel honored
  • John Laurens: 99% chance he was gay for Hamilton; wanted to free slaves
  • Hercules Mulligan: Brah, brah, he is Hercules Mulligan; made a "fucked your mom" joke in the 3rd song
  • Lafayette: French; raps fast; secretly was in love with George Washington
  • George Washington: Dad; tall and just wants to sit down for 2 seconds without worrying about Hamilton and Jefferson
  • Thomas Jefferson: Sassy; purple velvet; would marry France
  • James Madison: Sick; ball of anxiety
  • Philip Hamilton: like his father but bolder; 100% guarantee you will cry over him
  • Maria Reynolds: Married a horrible guy and can't be blamed for anything; she holds a special place in my heart
  • Peggy: ...and Peggy