If I Could Change Anything About Hamilton

-Make Lams explicit, include Laurens in satisfied and add another song with him singing about how they love each other but ended it to save them. (Something along the lines of Burn would be awesome.)

-When Eliza says, “I speak or against slavery, you really could of done so much more of you had more time” direct it at Laurens. Laurens did so much more than Ham on this issue.

-Make Eliza say “in their eyes I see Philip, Alexander.” In who lives who dies who tells your story. It would signify how the loss of a child carries on forever.

-Give Peggy more lines.

-Decriminalize Maria. She was really the victim. Maybe give her a small song/scene to demonstrate how she was abused.

the signs as hamilton characters
  • Aries: angelica (enthusiastic, independent, courageous)
  • Taurus: alexander hamilton (solid, fights for belief)
  • Gemini: thomas jefferson (social, talkative)
  • Cancer: maria reynolds (sensitive, unpredictable, adventurous)
  • Leo: eliza (devoted, generous, hot-tempered)
  • Virgo: peggy (analytical, intellectual, enjoys bettering self)
  • Libra: hercules mulligan (ambitious, hard-working)
  • Scorpio: marquis de lafeyette (intense, kind, loyal)
  • Sagittarius: john laurens (positive, vibrant, reckless)
  • Capricorn: king george III (ambitious, active, in control)
  • Aquarius: aaron burr (takes opportunities, hard-working, unbothered)
  • Pisces: james madison (sensitive, reserved, a good friend)
Hamilton Characters as things my brother has said

Hamilton: I don’t suffer, but when I do, I do.

Laurens: It’s the golden rule, right? No eye contact, no gay.

Lafayette: There wasn’t as many onion sellers as I was expecting in Paris.

Mulligan: Horses are so much bigger than I thought, like really big dogs.

Washington: Listen up, loser, I’m here to teach you stuff.

Angelica: I look pretty good in a dress, okay, my legs are amazing.

Eliza: I’m the middle child, unnoticed, unappreciated.

Peggy: I’ve had so many people forget my name I’m starting to doubt if I exist

Just incase you don't know the cast of Hamilton, here's a brief summary:
  • Alexander: bastard, orphan, son of a whore; a short, whiny garbage can who can't fucking shut up
  • Aaron Burr: sir; loves his daughter; should not be trusted with a gun
  • Eliza: way to good for Alexander; probably smells like peppermint and love
  • Angelica: better than you; could punch me in the face and I would feel honored
  • John Laurens: 99% chance he was gay for Hamilton; wanted to free slaves
  • Hercules Mulligan: Brah, brah, he is Hercules Mulligan; made a "fucked your mom" joke in the 3rd song
  • Lafayette: French; raps fast; secretly was in love with George Washington
  • George Washington: Dad; tall and just wants to sit down for 2 seconds without worrying about Hamilton and Jefferson
  • Thomas Jefferson: Sassy; purple velvet; would marry France
  • James Madison: Sick; ball of anxiety
  • Philip Hamilton: like his father but bolder; 100% guarantee you will cry over him
  • Maria Reynolds: Married a horrible guy and can't be blamed for anything; she holds a special place in my heart
  • Peggy: ...and Peggy
Hamilton characters during exam season

Hamilton: Bullshits the essay and still gets an A

Eliza: Helps all of her friends get ready for the exam

Angelica: Revises and actually makes useful notes

Peggy: Brings in a teddy bear as her lil’ mascot

Washington: Spends hours trying to get Hamilton to revise, ends up not getting his own done

Lafayette: Accidentally writes his French exam in English and his English exam in French

Laurens: Spends ages checking over his exam, only to remember something as soon as he leaves

Hercules: Does well in one exam, fails everything else.

Burr: Makes detailed, colour coded notes, and then fails

Jefferson: Tries to copy Hamilton and fails epically

Madison: Gets stressed and cries