We’ve always been known as Turk and JD. Like, when we were in college, people would be like: when are Turk and JD getting here? And then at med school, everyone was like: when are Turk and JD getting here? The point is, we were together so much this Indian girl only slept with him because she thought his last name was Anjadi.
And so, I asked myself: in what country was there a place for men like me - men who refused to say 'yes' to the parasites and the doubters, men who believed that work was sacred and property rights inviolate. And then one day, the happy answer came to me, my friends: