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The Mighty Boosh sentence starters

“You know the black bits in bananas. Are they tarantula eggs?”

“Shut your mouth or I shall fly at you like a bag of cocks.”

“Hi, guys. I’m feeling loose and jazzy fresh today.”

“You’ve got to stop falling for people when they give the slightest bit of affection.”

“Don’t mess with the occult.”

“I thought it was good for you? Good for the digestive system?”

“That’s yakult!”

“I haven’t got anything inside. I’m like a beachball.”

“My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones.”

“It’s impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.”

“I’ve got edge.”

“You’re as edgy as a satsuma.”

“Killed a swan yesterday. Did a shit on it. Right on it.”

“I went to the doctor, they’ve confirmed the worst. Someone’s copying me.”

“I’m pretty dirty, yes. I’m filthy like an old shoe.”

“This is an outrage!”

“Bad things can happen to sunshine people.”

“Welcome to the zooniverse, where all your dreams come true….niverse.”

“The wolf attacked me, but fortunately I had a pistol hidden in my mustache.”

“Now what I want you to do is look at this picture of the kittens in a barrel.”

“Goth juice. The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”

“Ow! My hat’s on fire! What’s wrong with you? You blind? Why didn’t ya tell me?”

“Sorry, I though that was your look.”

“Under closer inspection I realized it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”

‘Noel used to stalk me,’ says Julian. 'We first met when he kept turning up at my gigs like an ominous white face at the back of the room. And when I was finished, he’d be gone. I’d get backstage and ask 'who was that mysterious stranger?“ 

'I was like a comedy nosferatu,’ says Noel. 'And then we met, and I used to follow him around giving him gifts of small monkeys I’d carved out of Ryvita…' 

’… To win me over to his way of thinking. Now he’s sucked all the knowledge out of my bones. I’m eroded now.’ [x]