*best of*

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In english,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” - A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

My personal favorite LGBT memes:

  • “Harold, they’re lesbians”
  • “[Anything completely irrelevant to the LGBT community but happens to be enjoyed by many LGBT people] is gay culture”
  • “I’m not heterophobic I have a straight friend”
  • Acting like Macklemore is the savior of the LGBT community
  • Insisting the Babadook is gay
  • Posts that exaggerate how straight people write gay people (But let’s be real is it really exaggerating?)
  • “6 months on HRT” [Picture of something unrelated] “vs 4 years on HRT” [Picture of something vaguely similar but drastically different]
  • “There are only two genders” [Two pictures that are completely unrelated to gender]
  • “LGBT stands for:” [One or all the letters are changed to completely irrelevant things. Notably if one letter is changed it’s usually the T, or even the B]. (Example: “LGBT stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, uhh… Transformers…”)
  • Using football as a way to reference straight people without outright saying it, as if you’re too hesitant to say “straight/heterosexual” out loud

Honestly all of them are good but I can’t be here all day

i really don’t care if every pokemon game for the rest of time has the same formula as all the previous ones as long as there’s new characters and new pokemon i’m gonna show up at GameStop with $40 when it’s released and eat the cartridge

Hey not to be dramatic but the fact that Lup Taaco is canonically a trans woman, plus the fact that Justin and Griffin specifically state that hers and Taako’s bad childhood was not due to the fact that she is trans and he is gay, plus Justin verifying her pronouns so he doesn’t misgender her, plus just the way Griffin put it into the show - just stating her identity as a fact, answering a few questions, and then moving on - literally makes me so happy I nearly cry every time I think about it thank u mcelboys for this good thing