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dragon-in-my-soul  asked:

When your classroom has a board in the back of the room saying 'Things to Re"meme"ber' and the teacher is willing to give you extra credit for quality sociology related memes bUT YOU CANT EVEN FOCUS ON THAT CUZ YOU'RE WHEEZING AT THE FACT THIS BOARD ACTUALLY SAYS RE"MEME"BER

JESUS CHRIST
THAT IS
IF I WAS A TEACHER
IF I WAS
A FUCKING
TEACHER
IF THAT AINT ME

Summarizing K-Pop Boy Bands (part 1)

part 2

BTS

  • hip-hop $WAGtastic group,-turned-musical aesthetic hoes
  • try to be sexy but revert back to meme form the second the cameras stop rolling - there’s literally a meme for every fucking (meme)ber
  • everyone hopped on Jin’s dick when he went blond
  • Jimin’s thicc thighs and abs are a religion
  • what is a bias?
  • Yoongi is pulling a Frank Ocean on everyone atm or we are all now dead after his mixtape set fire to the Earth

GOT7

  • memes, memes, memes, they are them
  • Consists of Jackson and his 6 boyfriends. 7 if you include himself
  • Pull some occasional sexy BS where u gotta question the memes.
  • Bambam would probably dab to get out of a speeding ticket but end up getting two more and a good ass whooping
  • Still waiting for Mark to ditch his toxic friends
  • JYP’s anger is nothing compared to JB’s anger   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Monsta X

  • Starship’s attempt at population control bc we’re all dead
  • Shownu was is everyone’s bias - don’t argue with yourself
  • jk now u gotta deal with wonHOE sticking his abs right in front of your face lmao good luck picking a goddam favorite 
  • Jooheon is an actual Teletubby who didn’t make the final cast so he raps his anger away
  • Kihyun’s vocals will bring Obama to tears
  • win an award for Hyungwon’s tea sipping meme
paladin 3 am posts

shiro: “is it considered bad parenting if i check the security cameras to make sure everyone is ok”

lance: “i am gONNA FIGHT A BEAR (ง'̀-‘́)ง I AM REAFY THER ARE NO BERS IN SPACE BUT ILL FIND ONE AND ILL BECONE KING OF THE BEARS (ง'̀-‘́)ง (ง'̀-‘́)ง”

keith: “does anybody have any good crepe recipes”

pidge: “i wonder what will happen if i place an electric shock mat in front of the shower” *an hour later* “ive heard lance scream at least five times he is Naked And Afraid”

hunk: “what is the meaning of life? are we put here for a reason or are we just set free to live our lives however we see fit? is there a god? how are we really supposed to be important if we are merely a speck in a giant galaxy? everything could end tomorrow and what is there left? what is there to look forward to?“

*note that shock mats don’t really hurt its like getting zapped from static*