hmmm everybody’s sleeping but i’m hungry, let me make some food real quietly

*trips and falls into every cabinet*

*breaks five glasses*

*drops three empty green bean cans on the floor*

*accidentally flips switch for garbage disposal*

*drops two butter knives, a spoon, and an entire skillet into the sink*

*fails to open microwave before 00:01 BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*