*bacon means love

Hereford Hooligans

BUCK’S BREAKFAST BONANZA

•Buck: (Screaming) “GUYS!!!! BREAKFAST IS READY!!!!!”
•Blackbeard: (yawns) “Ok.. Ok.. I’m up, Buck. What’s for breakfast today?”
•Buck: “Scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon.” (Hands Craig a plate)
•Blackbeard: “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!!! THIS ISNT BACON THIS IS HAM!!!!!”
•Buck: “But this is bacon, we eat it all the time in Canada.”
•Blackbeard: “Yea….. in Canada. In America we have a higher expectations of our bacon.”
•Jäger: “What’s all the fuss about?”
•Blackbeard: “Sébastien doesn’t know what true Bacon is!”
•Buck: “This is bacon!!!”
•Jäger: “Ja, but with Monica going to college in America, she has gotten the whole GSG 9 unit hooked on American Bacon. I mean I love her but she can go insane over bacon and if she sees this….. well….. how could I say it so you could understand? Oh… I know…. You’re screwed.”
•I.Q. : “Did I hear someone say breakfast?!?!”
•Jäger: “Oh god, she’s up, I don’t want to be here when she goes off on you.” (Walks out of kitchen)
*5 minutes later*
•Buck: (Screaming) “PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!!!!”

geekinthejeep replied to your post:I want an episode where the Rusty Bacon shirt is…

You are clearly just in denial about how much Sam adores that shirt. It has been a constant in his life for seasons now.

I mean… all you said applies to Dean, too, but we still actively criticize the injustices he’s committed against Sam ….so……