The Proper Protocols, LAST CHAPTER - earlgreytea68 | Archive of Our Own
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I chose food for the wedding, and I chose outfits for us to wear. I don’t know if you have anything special you’d normally wear in Euphonia. Probably your cloak, but in addition to your cloak. Unless you just want to wear nothing but your cloak. No, wait, I don’t agree to that, you only get to wear nothing but your cloak with me. I don’t want the Ancient King of Sophophoph to be staring at your penis and rating it on a scale of 1 to 10 or some fucking thing. So you have to cover your penis for our wedding, it’s non-negotiable.


#cat talking in nothing but water metaphors #wearing all blue #telling kara to dive in #via speech that sounds like a giant ‘embrace your sexuality’ allegory #… #listen i don’t make the rules

  • Kirk: A captain's life is a lonely life.
  • Picard: Indeed.
  • Janeway: Absolutely.
  • Archer: Thank god I've got my dog.
  • Sisko: So... I take it then you guys don't want to see the photos from my latest family vacation?