*anchorman

draculas-sister  asked:

Favorite movie(s)?

The Waterboy, Back to the Future(s), The Karate Kid, My Neighbour Totoro, Black Dynamite, Anchorman, Ip Man (1 and 2), The Matrix, Inception, Iron Man 1 2 & 3, Transformers 1, 2 & 3, Avengers Assemble, Spider Man and probably more that I’ve forgotten!

The Signs as 2004 Films
  • Aries: Shrek 2
  • Taurus: A Cinderella Story
  • Gemini: Spider-Man 2
  • Cancer: Shark Tale
  • Leo: 13 Going on 30
  • Virgo: The Incredibles
  • Libra: Ella Enchanted
  • Scorpio: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Sagittarius: Anchorman
  • Capricorn: The Notebook
  • Aquarius: Saw
  • Pisces: Mean Girls
  • Lily: James, you have a massive erection.
  • James: Really? *looks down* Yes, I do. Um... I'm sorry.
  • James: It's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on these robes... They're not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the...the robes store.
  • Lily:
  • James: Well, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later.
  • James: *walking around the common room* Nothing to see here! Get back to work everyone! Don't act like you're not impressed!
  • Sawamura: Cough. Look over here.
  • Miyuki: Yes? What is it, Sawamura?
  • Sawamura: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
  • Miyuki: Excuse me?
  • Sawamura: The…party. With the… pants. Pants party?
  • Miyuki: Sawamura, are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
  • Sawamura: That’s it.
  • Miyuki: Did Kuramochi tell you to say this?
  • Sawamura: No. Yes. He did.
You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, with ribbons.
—  Mikoshiba Mikoto to Sakura Chiyo

Getting a job:

Day 2:

The rest of the year in regards to teaching, different days or sometimes all in one day:

Lesson planning:

Life outside of teaching:

But still:

Take care of yourselves, teachers!

  • Lockhart: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
  • McGonagall: Really.
  • Lockhart: People know me.
  • McGonagall: Well, I'm very happy for you.
  • Lockhart: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my office smells of rich mahogany.
He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.
—  Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy