*anchorman

The Signs as 2004 Films
  • Aries: Shrek 2
  • Taurus: A Cinderella Story
  • Gemini: Spider-Man 2
  • Cancer: Shark Tale
  • Leo: 13 Going on 30
  • Virgo: The Incredibles
  • Libra: Ella Enchanted
  • Scorpio: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Sagittarius: Anchorman
  • Capricorn: The Notebook
  • Aquarius: Saw
  • Pisces: Mean Girls
  • James: [to the Marauders] I just know that one day, Lily and I are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance until the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band and we will tour the countryside. And you won't be invited!
  • Theseus: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
  • Graves: Really?
  • Theseus: People know me.
  • Graves: Well, I'm very happy for you.
  • Theseus: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my office smells of rich mahogany.
  • Sawamura: Cough. Look over here.
  • Miyuki: Yes? What is it, Sawamura?
  • Sawamura: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
  • Miyuki: Excuse me?
  • Sawamura: The…party. With the… pants. Pants party?
  • Miyuki: Sawamura, are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
  • Sawamura: That’s it.
  • Miyuki: Did Kuramochi tell you to say this?
  • Sawamura: No. Yes. He did.
  • Lily: James, you have a massive erection.
  • James: Really? *looks down* Yes, I do. Um... I'm sorry.
  • James: It's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on these robes... They're not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the...the robes store.
  • Lily:
  • James: Well, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later.
  • James: *walking around the common room* Nothing to see here! Get back to work everyone! Don't act like you're not impressed!
You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, with ribbons.
—  Mikoshiba Mikoto to Sakura Chiyo
  • Lockhart: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
  • McGonagall: Really.
  • Lockhart: People know me.
  • McGonagall: Well, I'm very happy for you.
  • Lockhart: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my office smells of rich mahogany.