"I hereby swear that, as the sixteenth head of the Akimichi, I
will entrust the oath entrusted to me by the fifteenth to the
child that will become the seventeenth! In order to protect both
the Yamanaka and the Nara clans and to protect Konoha, I, Chōji
Akimichi, will now come forth from my chrysalis and as a
butterfly — spread my wings!!!"
Happy birthday Akimichi Chōji! (05.01)
Konoha ninja and their Pokemon Go teams

Naruto Uzumaki: Team Instinct

Sasuke Uchiha: Team Mystic

Sakura Haruno: Team Valor

Sai: Team Mystic

Kakashi Hatake: Team Valor

Captain Yamato: Team Instinct

Hinata Hyuga: Team Instinct

Shino Aburame: Team Mystic

Kiba Inuzuka: Team Instinct

Kurenai Yuhi: Team Valor

Shikamaru Nara: Team Mystic

Choji Akimichi: Team Instinct

Ino Yamanaka: Team Valor

Asuma Sarutobi: Team Valor

Rock Lee: Team Instinct

Neji Hyuga: Team Mystic

Tenten: Team Valor

Might Guy: Team Instinct

coralscanvas  asked:

AHHH the butt pinching thing killed me!!! Could I pretty please get it for the Rookie 12 plus their sensei? (up to you in you wanna include Sai and Yamuto since it's already a large order)

these aren’t nearly as funny as @fairknights *cries*

Shino Aburame

  • has a .01% desire to smile when you get angry because all you grabbed was his hulking mass of coat

Chōji Akimichi

  • he actually didn’t feel it at first, until he heard you whisper “holy shit, your ass is so nice”

Sakura Haruno

  • has already told you multiple times to stop it and is now ready to fight (you will probably lose)

Hinata Hyūga

  • her eyes go wide and she literally “meeps” before playfully swatting at you

Neji Hyūga

  • you can hear the slightest intake a breath before he and all his glorious hair whips around to glare at you

Kiba Inuzuka

  • jumps to high heaven, rubbing the spot you pinched and telling you not “to use your damn nails”

Rock Lee

  • totally forgets you actually even grabbed his ass and instead tells you about Gai-sensei’s glute exercises because this boy has bun of steel

Shikamaru Nara

  • he literally has no ass to pinch, he is part of the flat butt squad. pointing this out just gets you a “quite being so troublesome and leave me and my boney ass alone” stare


  • knocks your ass out in the name of feminism and then feels super bad for it when she realizes it was you

Naruto Uzumaki

  • asks you to do it again, maybe a bit harder

Ino Yamanaka

  • she thinks it’s quite funny and giggles about it before pinching your butt (but much harder. ow, you’re gonna have a bruise)

Iruka Umino

  • flushes, looks around, and quickly clears his throat (convincing himself that he totally just imagined it, until of course, he feels another pinch…)