The WWE's most wanted criminals. Guilty for committing the genocide of millions of ovaries.

Corey Graves

CM Punk

Roman Reigns

Seth Rollins

Dean Ambrose

Randy Orton

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Will/Nico Baby AU

Sorry this took me so long. I didn’t realize that you added onto my post. But here it is!

n-ajlee: tries to get an egg donor because they are having children

  • Will and Nico have decided that they were ready to have a kid. They decided to find an egg donor and to try both their sperms at once, that way they didn’t have to fight about who’s baby it was, their sperm will do it for them.
  • They were looking through some possible egg donors so they can get the process started. They asked, more like begged Rachel to carry their baby for them. She said yes as long as she can be the god mother, which they instantly said yes to.
  • “What about this one?” Will asked. “She’s smart, blonde hair and green eyes, played music, she’s five six, and has a pretty clean family medical history.” 
  • “I don’t know. A lot of people have written that.” Nico sighed. “Everyone lies on these things.”
  • “We got to take a chance.” Will told him. “And this girl wrote she’s willing to have an interview if we want.”
  • “And if we do, don’t you think she would want to be part of the baby’s life?” 
  • Will sighed. “I think she’s a strong candidate.” 
  • Nico looked at the picture of the woman. He stared at it thinking for a few minutes. “Okay.” 
  • “Okay for what?” Will asked.
  • “I say she’s the one.”
  • Will grinned and kissed him. “We’ll go tomorrow. And I’ll call Rachel.” 
  • Nico nodded.
  • A couple of weeks passed and Rachel moved in with the two of them since they wanted to help take care of her. The pregnancy test she took came up positive and the three of them celebrated with pizza and ice cream with sparkling cider.
  • Rachel felt like a queen since the boys were trying to pamper her with everything. 
  • “You two need to give me a bit of breathing room. I’m only two months and I feel like you guys think I’m like nine months.” Rachel said. “If I need anything I’ll tell you.”
  • “Fine.” Will agreed. 
  • Months passed and Rachel was nine months pregnant. 
  • Will and Nico made their place was baby proof and had everything set. Both of them were so excited.
  • “GUYS! EITHER I PEED MY PANTS OR THERE’S A BABY COMING!” Rachel shouted from her room.
  • The two of them jumped up from the couch and rushed to Rachel. She basically took over their room and they slept on the sofa bed. 
  • Rachel was on her feet. She looked at the two boys. “You two look scared.”
  • “We’re excited.” Will smiled. “And you’re going to have our kid.”
  • She nodded. “So, lets have a baby!” She grinned.
  • Hours later, Rachel was regretting the decision of having their baby. She was screaming and cursing at them as she was pushing. 
  • “THIS BABY BETTER BE FREAKING CUTE!” She shouted at them.
  • They were scared but held onto her hands and tried not to show the pain of her crushing their hands.
  • Once they heard crying, Rachel was relieved. The two boys looked at the baby, to see if they could guess who the father was.
  • “It’s a boy.” The doctor told them as they cleaned up their son. 
  • Will hugged Nico and kissed him. “We have a son.”
  • Nico nodded, smiling.
  • A nurse handed them the baby. The baby had dark hair and olive skin, which had to be Nico. 
  • Both of them smiled.
  • “So, do I get to see my god son or not?” Rachel asked.
  • They brought him over and Rachel smiled. 
  • “He’s so cute. He has your hair Nico.” 
  • Nico nodded. “Yeah, I wish we could see his eyes.”
  • Rachel looked at the baby. “Think of a name?”
  • The boys looked at each other.
  • “Bryan.” Nico said. “Bryan Solace-Di Angelo.”
  • “Sounds so long.” Rachel kidded.
People who ask "Wresting is fake, why do people like it?" Are those kinds of people who are so stupid I don't have the time to correct them and tell them how stupid they are...

They got me like…

… So are movies

SECONDLY -  Actors have stunt doubles and aren’t risking their, or anyone elses’, life.

THIRDLY - Wrestling isn’t about winning and losing, unless building a character. People go to wrestling shows to see wrestlers put on a show. Toshow displays of athleticism. Of which they’ve been perfecting for years.

FOURTHLY - So many athletes from different fields, such as footballers or even MMA/UFC fighters have said Wrestling is tougher and they’ve gone back to their previous sport.

FIFTHLY - Unlike any other sport, they have to think about so much at once. They need to put be careful not to kill themselves or the person/pople they’re wrestling; they need to be charismatic, they need t tell a story during a match, keep track of time, engage the crowd and on top of that, put on a good match.

So… what’s fake about that?


This is seriously the best thing i have ever seen