*The Office

i 👏 will 👏 not 👏 be 👏 blackmailed 👏 by 👏 some 👏 ineffectual 👏 privileged 👏effete 👏 soft-penis 👏 debutante 👏you 👏 wanna 👏 start 👏 a 👏 street 👏fight 👏 with 👏 me 👏 bring 👏 it 👏 on 👏 but 👏 you’re 👏 gonna 👏 be 👏 surprised 👏 by 👏 how 👏 ugly 👏 it 👏 gets 👏 you 👏 don’t 👏 even 👏 know 👏 my 👏 real 👏 name 👏 i’m 👏 the 👏 fucking 👏 Lizard 👏 King 👏

the signs as "the office" characters
  • Aries: Michael Scott
  • Taurus: Stanley Hudson
  • Gemini: Angela Martin
  • Cancer: Jim Halpert
  • Leo: Andy Bernard
  • Virgo: Kelly Kapoor
  • Libra: Erin Hannon
  • Scorpio: Dwight Schrute
  • Sagittarius: Pam Beesly
  • Capricorn: Darryl Philbin
  • Aquarius: Ryan Howard
  • Pisces: Creed Bratton