*FNV

anonymous asked:

whats your favorite fnv weapon?

i forgot to answer this…. tbh… i really love my pistol weapons they are just so fun and classic!!!! im old fashion v.v

y’know sometimes I really think about how Fallout New Vegas was an actual game that happened 

like, this was a game in a series that’s about a post-apocalyptic wasteland with a 50′s esque setting. The main character is usually from a vault or has a connection to a vault and has some goal that mostly involved saving someone, you tend to run around a shithole filled with mutated abominations and bloodthirsty raiders

and then you get this game that just 

like Fallout New Vegas was a game that included: 

  • mass murdering roman legionary cosplayers 
  • post apocalyptic cowboys and cowboy robots 
  • a dominatrix zombie 
  • a sexbot called ‘Fisto’ that you can test-fuck 
  • an entire clan of Elvis impersonators 
  • Chandler from Friends 
  • fucking giant killer wasps twice the size of a person
  • a bunch of Genghis Khan cosplayers 
  • old ladies that try to mug you with rolling pins
  • a casino that’s secretly a bunch of cannibals 

And the main character, well

Fallout 1: Your from a Vault and you have to find a water chip to save your vault.
Fallout 2: you’re from a tribe descended from a vault and you have to find a GECK to save you village.
Fallout 3: your from a vault and you have to find your dad and save the wasteland. 

Fallout New Vegas: You’re a fucking mailman from christ knows where and you have to find the asshole who shot you and then fuck up the mojave two ways from sunday. 

I dunno I just think this game was a wondrous masterpiece 

courier 6 is basically florida man
  • Nevada Man survives two bullets, beds the shooter
  • Nevada Man doesn’t know what fish are
  • Nevada Man fights army of roman empire cosplayers
  • Nevada Man sends zombies into space
  • Nevada Man fights giant mantises to the death in an arena
  • Nevada Man gets his brains scooped out, doesn’t die
  • Nevada Man gets fisted by robot prostitute
  • Nevada Man hates Johnny Guitar
  • Nevada Man serves faithful companion as dinner
  • Nevada Man gets mistaken for grandchild by giant blue lady
  • Nevada Man wishes he had spurs that jingle jangle jingle
  • Nevada Man kills the president, walks away wearing pajamas
  • Nevada Man gets his shit wrecked by giant wasps
  • Nevada Man breaks world record sarsaparilla soda consumed/minute
  • Nevada Man murders person(s) for their cool outfit
  • Nevada Man sells his house doctor into slavery
  • Nevada Man has no idea how to play card game
  • Nevada Man kicked out of casino for being too lucky
  • Nevada Man debates philosophy in front of nuke
  • Nevada Man says fuck you, attacks with robot army