PFFFT. Sounds legit to me! Also, on the note of having no concept of shame or guilt, this is ENTIRELY a headcanon, but like… all sylvari consider each other ‘siblings’. Regardless of anything else. So like… they wouldn’t understand the stigma that is incest in other species. So imagine one of the first sylvari mistaking a human brother/sister as a couple. “No, gods no, we’re siblings,” they say. “…yes, and?” the sylvari says, causing a diplomatic incident.
OH MY GOD. Yes! I can definitely see that. Poor summer tree plant children.
richie, eddie, ben, and mike comforting stan after he got attacked by hugging him and saying things like “we love you stan” and “we’re here for you” and “we would never let anything happen to you” reblog if you agree