*:parksandrec

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I never liked the idea of Will’s dad being a jerk, (like he is in ALL fics) I always thought he was just a guy that didn’t know how to express his love for his son in more open ways, after all Will never talked in a bad way about him, and even some of the things he loves are things his dad taught him.

I ended up joking over twitter that his dad was Ron bc they share many hobbies and the way they live, and well a joke led up to this…(Hannigram are still on the run tho  but Ron doesn’t watch tv and lives in the middle of nowhere so he doesn’t know/care his son-in-law is a serial killer) 

Hannibal will never let Will live down that his dad accepted him officially, Will regrets it so much

Bonus (how do you know what human meat tastes like wtf?!?!)

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Leslie: One of the funner things that we do here in Pawnee is the annual Easter egg hunt. Tom hides the eggs, and I have to say he did an exceptional job this year. I’ve been searching for 25 minutes and I haven’t found a single egg. And I’m an adult!  Maybe Tom’s trying to make this year a challenge. And if so, he’s succeeding. I don’t think a single egg has been found yet.

Tom: Oh… Yeah, I forgot to do that. 

anonymous asked:

none of these probably exist, but any parks and rec x yuri on ice or percy jackson x yuri on ice fics?

Parks and Rec:

Don’t You Know That’s the Way Love Comes?

Deputy Director of the Parks Department Victor Nikiforov gets the surprise of his life when the city government gets a visit from a pair of auditors.

This Building Has Feelings?

Viktor feels extremely strongly about local government. Yuuri just wants to balance his budget. A Parks and Rec AU.

Percy Jackson:

Take me with you

Yuuri Katsuki, son of Hades and sixteen, somehow finds his way into Viktor’s territory. The son of Aphrodite, blessed by Nike, finds an interest in the fellow demigod, and doesn’t want to leave his side.

PJO/Heroes of Olympus AU. Yuuri is sixteen, while Viktor is nineteen.

Where Love Dwells

At twenty-four, Yuri is unbelievably old by normal standards to find out about his godly heritage.

The goddess’s eyes darkens until he’s starting into Otabek’s face. She rubs the slight stubble on her— his??— chin, peering at a mirror that materialized out of nowhere to prod at Otabek’s cheeks and nose, “Ah, so this is your beloved.”

“He’s a friend!” Yuri chokes out, voice breaking.

-eavan

  • Dean: okay listen up folks we have a serious situation here, as you know when we reach a location I will be conducting a security sweep, also from now on we will be using code names you can address me as eagle one, Lisa! code name, been there done that! Castiel is, currently doing that. Amara is, it happened once in a dream. Anna code name, if I had to pick a girl. Sam is..eagle two.
  • Sam: oh thank god