*: gabe and bill


So, @kapeluszniczka and I passed our exams and decided to celebrate it with an update of our lame Valentine’s Card!

Enjoy ((Graphic design is our passion: the sequel))

Part I

Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.
  • aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."
  • taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."
  • gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."
  • cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."
  • leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."
  • virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."
  • libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."
  • scorpio: "Oh really does it say you're a loser on your birth certificate too?"
  • sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."
  • capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"
  • aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."
  • pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."
The Signs as Gravity Falls

Aries: Robby

Originally posted by doafhat

Taurus: Grenda

Originally posted by tel-gip

Gemini: Grunkle Stan and Ford

Originally posted by disneyandthefamilybusiness

Cancer: Soos and Gideon

Originally posted by jefferythespacewalrus

Originally posted by worldnuri

Leo: Tambry

Originally posted by doafhat

Virgo: Dipper and Mabel

Originally posted by gravity-falls

Libra: Wendy

Originally posted by doafhat

Scorpio: Gabe Benson

Originally posted by carlathezombie

Sagittarius: Lazy Susan

Originally posted by kathon

Capricorn: Candy Chio

Originally posted by themysteryoftheunknownuniverse

Aquarius: Bill Cipher

Originally posted by orderlyxchaos

Pisces: Thompson

Originally posted by doafhat

so have you guys ever noticed...

How similar Dan Howell looks to William Beckett? 

I can’t be the only one seeing this, right? 

like what the hell

… side note

Phil looks like Gabe Saporta 

Let’s talk about Sock Opera!

We all remember this moment right?

Bill, unable to understand human love and relationships, accidentally says the exact thing Mabel needs to hear to remind her how much her brother does for her, how much she loves him and how important it is that she help him now. Sibling love triumphs over evil and a heartwarming conclusion is arrived at.


Bill may be alien enough that human emotions are hard for him to understand. But he ought to know a lot about human behavior. He’s older than our universe, has eyes everywhere and one of his main skills is manipulation and trickery. Why would he make such a seemingly obvious mistake?


For most of Sock Opera, Mabel is pretty focused on completing this play and impressing Gabe. Bill is completely confident that she’ll care more about the project that she’s been working obsessively on than the needs or desires of her brother.

I wonder who could have given him that impression? Made him confident that she’d place the object of her obsession above everything else? Made him believe she’d put it above the needs of her brother? Made him believe she’d abandon him?

Personally I can’t think of anyone.

soulmate AU where u can’t lie to ur soulmate……. bill meeting gabe for the first time and being like I have one hundred midtown posters and have been to fifty of ur shows, also when I was 15 i jerked off thinking of u, I DONT KNOW WHY IM SAYING THIS

12 Days of Sabriel – Day 3

Title: 12 Days of Sabriel – Day 3
‘Showing up late to class with a Starbucks’ is not Sam’s style at all. Not showing up to class at all because the guy working at Starbucks is confusingly handsome is totally Sam’s style.
Underage Drinking (< 21 years)

Sabriel || Fluff || Height Difference || Coffee Shop AU || College AU || Sam is a Starbucks virgin || OC: Bagel || Advent Calendar Fic

Day 1 | Day 2

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The Signs as Gravity Falls Characters that I might as well have pulled out of a hat
  • Aries: Dipper Pines
  • Tauros: Thompson
  • Gemini: Old Man McGucket
  • Leo: Mabel Pines
  • Cancer: Gideon Gleeful
  • Libra: Bill Cipher
  • Virgo: Pacifica Northwest
  • Scorpio: Robbie Valentino
  • Sagittarius: Puppet Crazy Gabe
  • Capricorn: Soos Ramirez
  • Aquarius: Mermando
  • Pisces: Wendy Corduroy
Overwatch Modern AU: I’m Here

Part of my Modern Roommates series!

Read on Ao3 here

A commission for @talesofsnow who wanted to see the reactions to Lena having a heart attack. Probably not exactly what they envisioned but here we go!

10 Missed calls

“Oh that’s never good”

1 Missed call from Lena

“Lena…you know my work schedule…”

5 Missed calls from Lucio

“…oh no…”

4 Missed calls from Gabe

“Oh Shit”  

It was bad enough Lucio never called her before, but Gabe? He NEVER called her, he loved texting and he preferred it thus the red flags were up and waving at this point. Thank God for speed dial, Amelie slumped back into her studio now empty for the day to take the call, it rang once.

“Amelie where the hell are you!?” he screamed, having trouble catching his breath as if he had been running.

“I was at work dumbass, where do you think-”

“You need to come to the hospital right now”

Her heart fell straight into her gut, “Wh…wh-”

“It’s Lena”

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