It was a tranquil day at Scary Crows’ farm. The scarecrow pony sat on a haybale, staring at a glass bottle of honey. The ostrich kept walking between the barn and the house, carrying bucket after bucket of things known only to it. These buckets would either slosh with liquid or rattle with something metallic.
“What’re you doin’ over there?” Scary asked the ostrich as it carried another bucket to the barn. The ostrich walked into the barn, turned around, and slowly shut the door, giving her nothing but a blank stare all throughout.
“Okay then.” she commented before returning to the bottle of honey. There was something bothering her; what she and the others found at the temple in the woods. “What was that?” she asked herself, “And why was it a secret?”
She couldn’t forget the painting of the pony woodland critters knew as “The Forest Mother”. There was something strange about her. Something familiar, but she couldn’t figure out what.
But Scary’s moment of deep thought was interrupted by the panicked screams of a certain raccoon running into her farm. “Scary!” the raccoon yelled, “I messed up! I messed up bad!”
“What did you do this time?” she asked, setting down the bottle of honey.
“Remember my mirror portal?” the raccoon explained, “Well, I used it to open up a portal to Mirror Dimension 63.”
“What the hay is Mirror Dimension 63?” Scary inquired, unfamiliar with its name.
“That’s not important right now.” said the raccoon. “Look, I left the portal open an-”
“So you must be not-me.” said a unfamiliar male voice. Standing by the barn was another scarecrow pony. He heavily resembled Scary, except he was taller, tanner, and smelled like saltwater. Behind him was a black and blue emu. It stared at Scary with its soulless orange eyes, its cold gaze seemingly looking straight into her soul. The familiar-looking stranger looked around at the farm, visibly impressed by what he saw. “And I guess all this must be not-mine.”
I’m just gonna make this a reaper post but if u have requests for others I can do that too. It’s actually harder to hc for the reapers here bc in some ways they’re exempt from a lot of the values of society and im not the best person to come to abt gender things so tbh I hc their genderbent selves as being very similar to their canon selves but i try
- Wanted to be an actor, he’s overcompensating now
- Is still too fcking attractive wtf
- Can’t make the “blood red” joke bc fcking periods, he cracks up when angelina mentions it
- SHOWS UP ALL THE TIME EVEN THO NO ONE ASKED
- Basically anime grell tbh
- so much more severe because if her subordinates fuck up she’s going to be judged even more harshly than a dude
- Only female supervisor (see: Glass Cliff)
- very immaculate makeup
- is made fun of for not having boobs
- HAS TO STRAIGHTEN HAIR EVERY MORNING (same tbh)
- (so basically mun)
- hasnt combed hair in a week but spends so much on makeup bc priorities
- flirts w people for free drinks
- tells Old Woman stories of her youth
- holes in stocking
- high shrill laugh
- once tried to carry ciel and sing old lullabies
- “i had been beautiful once…”
- Has a music box
- SHE KEEPS THE HALF SHAVED HAIR THING THAT’S BEAUTIFUL
- Gets flowers frm random dispatch members
- Has a surprising deathgrip even considering how big she generally is
- Follows Alan arnd to make sure no creep takes advantage of her
- Gets underestimated all the time will drink AND arm wrestle u under the table
- HER CONDITION IS IGNORED BC APPARENTLY WOMEN MAKE UP THEIR ILLNESSES FOR ATTENTION
- can’t dance
- can speak German (i dont even hc canon alan as speaking german so idk where this comes from)
- Gets hit on by scary dudes, has Eric follow her arnd to help
Random Sebastian For Shits N Giggles:
- Ciel’s period starts in the beginning of her contract to Sebastian and Sebastian’s trying to figure out how to give her “the talk” bc gdi I didn’t sign up for this
- Has to be a governess and maid since it wouldn’t make much sense for her to hang around ciel otherwise
- Looks like Rachel Phantomhive, the Italian guy from the beginning thinks she’s Angelina. Ciel gets even more pissed off as a result.
- ACTUALLY EATS THE ITALIAN GUY WHAT KIND OF DEMON DOESNT EAT THE GUY
Comas came to F1 in 1991 via French F3 and European F3000, he was champion in 1988 and 1990 respectively.
He contested 63 Grands Prix making his debut at Phoenix, the USGP on 10
March 1991 for Ligier in a JS35 Lamborghini V12. He scored a total of 7
championship points racing a Ligier JS37 Renault, Larrousse LH93
Lamborghini and Larrousse LH94 Ford in 1992, 1993 and 1994 respectively.
His last point in the 1994 German GP was also the last for Larrousse.