*5000

How much has Greg Universe spent?

Greg Universe has around $10,000,000

Remember those math problems from fourth grade? Well they’re finally coming in to use. 

  • 3 tailor made suits, each being around $3000 average, $9000
  • An overnight hotel (let’s assume the Four Seasons in New York for reference) is $35,000
  • Room service let’s assume was $1000 (Room service is expensive)
  • All those singers/waiters $500 each, $5000
  • the car he bought: Let’s assume since it’s used but could match speeds of a Lamborghini, $4,500
  • Pole $100
  • tablet cost: $200
  • Okay so the boat one was the trickiest bit for me, but I looked up yachts to play it safe. The cheapest one I could find was $1,000,000, it had a 35m deck and was the closest to the show.

So, let’s add this all up, what does it amount to? $1,054,800

Which means, he still has $8,945,200 left over.

His shenanigans are far from over.

Fic Excerpt

There was a split-second of absolute terror, and then Samael’s Grace flared to life and intention, banishing Gadreel before he could react beyond a startled protest. “Samael!”

Gadreel had never actually been affected by the angel banishing sigil, although he’d certainly seen it used several times in its original and modified forms. This was a modified form. He could feel Samael’s Grace pushing him back, forcing him through space itself until he broke through on the other side and hit the ground.

Shaken and terrified, it took Gadreel a moment to reorient himself and realize that he was in Asgard. He wasn’t in the palace but in the forest, although he could see the golden gleam of the palace in the distance.

(( if I don’t get an update done in the next few days blame this assignment ))

(( It’s coming along nicely, but stippling takes 5000 years and it’s due monday ))

I found this thing online while looking up Trapiche-Emerald (which is what some ppl are speculating Centipeetle’s gem to be) then I drew a cute lil bby
except it looks p bad

@kcowgill they’ve made it very clear they don’t want me to leave. In general they don’t counter here. My director, who called me after I talked to my sr manager, said (and has said previously) there’s very few people I’d go to bat for. You’re one of them.

I’ve been in the presidents office because my husband let it slip I was looking around. The president called my director and the managing director the next morning. My company is pretty big. About 5000 employees. And they’ve gone out of their way to show me they value me. The counteroffer is as much as people make who have been here for 20 years. It’s definitely not just about keeping me. And they know I’m committed. But they know if the job I want doesn’t happen, I won’t be patient forever. They’re buying themselves 6 months.

But my company under pays. Across the board. You’re trading extra money for culture and security. The new company seems to have a great culture but they’re smaller and have gone through a number of buy outs. There’s less security. The company is also less technologically advanced. There’s a lot of room for improvement. And I like that.

I want the Ghostbusters Bluray right now and I want 5000 special features, including: an extended version of Holtzmann’s fight scene, audio commentary with all 4 of them, a 90 minute gag reel, and a preview for the sequel.

I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

Prompt List

As I’ll have a little free time soon, and I’ve wanted to do something as a celebration for 5000 followers (I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for the continued support; I never expected people to want to read my writing, so thank you for letting me know that you’ve enjoyed it through likes or reblogs, or even just reading it).

Be warned, however, while I’m opening these now they won’t be posted until I’ve finished the random ones I’ve got ideas for. Also, I’m not sure if they’ll be posted one a day or not, it all depends on how many requests I get and how many I can get done while I’m still free.

When requesting can you send the number and the prompt so that it’s easier for me to do; and (unless specified) one character per ask so I can respond to them easier. Thank you.

Fandom List

  1. ‘Did you really just throw popcorn at me? Oh, it is on!’
  2. Character-A took hold of Character-B’s hand, giving it a small, reassuring squeeze.
  3. Going to the theme park together.
  4. ‘This is not normal. Any of it.’
  5. Character-A had never seen someone’s eyes light up so much at the sight of a book.
  6. Making a photowall/album together .
  7. 'Don’t give up. Please, don’t let them win.’
  8. The sun was setting over the sleeping duo, and they wouldn’t have had it any other way.
  9. Movie nights.
  10. 'I’m always gonna protect you. Doesn’t matter what happens.’
  11. The venomous look which Character-A shot Character-C brought a smirk to Character-B’s face, one which they had difficulty supressing.
  12. Babysitting together.
  13. 'You’re my best friend, of course I’m gonna do something dumb with you.’
  14. Character-A had never looked so beautiful, but Character-B had no idea how to tell them.
  15. Homework help.
  16. 'You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re simply stuck with me.’
  17. Character-A’s heart was pounding against their chest; all they wanted to do was protect Character-B.
  18. Late night drives.
  19. 'Am I tired, or are the painkillers working?’
  20. Character-A was skipping away, cheering at the results of the latest test, and it brought a proud smile to Character-B’s face.
  21. Being protective of one another.
  22. 'Could you - could you teach me?’
  23. Character-A looked so contented, their eyes skimming the page and the music blaring out of their headphones, that Character-B didn’t want to interrupt.
  24. Trips to the zoo.
  25. 'I thought you were dead! How could you do that to me?’
  26. 'How could I not have realised? I love you.’
  27. In that moment they both knew, that no matter what the universe threw at them they were going to be all right, because they had each other.
  28. Calming each other down.
  29. The two of them couldn’t look at each other anymore, without bursting into a fit of giggles which got a stern glare shot their way.
  30. Coffee shop meetings.
  31. ‘I swear if you go over to one more cat or dog to try and befriend it I’m leaving you behind.’
  32. The night air was still, quiet other than the distant sound of traffic. The duo walked hand in hand, glad of the others’ company, a moment of peace that they’d desperately needed.
  33. ‘You know I’m gonna win, right? You may as well give up now.’
  34. Character-A was panting lightly as they moved against the practice attacks of Character-B. All the while Character-C was standing to one side, a small, proud smile on their face.
  35. ‘How I’ve put up with you for so long I have no idea,’ grumbled Character-A, following their friend nonetheless. ‘Don’t lie, you love it really,’ Character-B replied, a small smile on their face before they rushed off once more.
  36. Character-A ducked aside as Character-B crept closer to them, open bag of flour in their hands and an evil little smirk curving their lips.
  37. ‘Is there a reasonable explanation for why you’re following me like a bad smell?’
  38. As the sun slowly sunk towards the horizon Character-A pulled the sleeping Character-B closer. They placed a gentle kiss on the top of their head, unable to remember a time when they’d seen Character-A look so peaceful.
  39. ‘Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.’
  40. Character-A held the picture above their head, keeping it decidedly away from their embarrassed friend.
  41. ‘I swear, you tickle me I will not be held responsible for your injuries.’
  42. Character-A watched as Character-B focused on the drawing they were doing. The concentrating little frown on their face, the attention to detail that they seemed to be taking over every line, brought a small smile to Character-A’s face before they knocked lightly on the doorframe.
  43. ‘Can we have at least one conversation where you don’t quote something at me, and then explain where it’s from so I forget what I was saying?’
  44. Character-A had never realised, until they saw the wide smile on Character-B’s face, just how much they wanted to protect them. To be there for them no matter what, and however they could.
  45. ‘Can you two be serious for one second?’ asked Character-A, glaring between the duo. They shared a small smirk before hastily looking stern. The look lasted all of a moment before they cracked up, Character-B muttering a small, ‘Nope, impossible.’
  46. Character-A gently took their friend’s hands, giving them a reassuring little squeeze. All they wanted was to prove that they were there for them, that they always would be.
  47. ‘One day! One day of normality is seriously all I’m asking. Is that so freaking hard?’
  48. Character-A cupped Character-B’s cheeks in their hands, brushing away a few tears with the pads of their thumbs. It broke them to see their friend like this, but they pushed their own emotions aside to be there for them.
  49. ‘You can tell a lot by how someone makes tea. For example, I can tell that I’m never trusting you to do that again… But thanks.’
  50. The candlelight flickered softly from the centre of the table, casting odd shadows across the room. The group sat in silence, none of them able to find the right words just then.

anonymous asked:

I run a popular blog (not as much as you or Angela but a good 5000+). Is it wrong of me to put a donate/pay pal button on my blog? I'm going to university and will be living on campus and I don't have a job so it really would help me.. Is it wrong to ask for money off my followers? What are your views on it (honest views please)?

You can put it there and i’d say that’s perfectly okay as long as you remind people that they don’t need to. Personally I prefer to offer something in return hence why I do art based stuff, but obviously if you don’t have that means to do that then a donate button is your means. I don’t have too much of a problem with it tbh, It doesn’t bother me when blogs put a donate button up, I just do it in an alternative way if that makes sense? :) 

But I get you on the university thing, I’m doing that in September and my parents are already going to have to subsidise me because the Uni Maintenance loan barely covers my accommodation let alone food, and all that sort of thing. So I say put it up if you feel like it, I don’t think it’s a problem. If people want to donate they’ll donate if they don’t they don’t have to you’re not pressuring them into doing anything. Same way I keep a link to my redbubble shop on the blog so people can look if they’d like to x