The Club

Characters: Dean x Reader

Summary:  Reader and Dean go undercover at a strip club

Word Count:  2406

Warnings: Extreme over usage of the word ‘fuck’, smut

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Originally posted by acklesjensen

The Club

Dean holds out a pink shopping bag. “I had to guess the size,” he says, “but I think it’ll fit.”

Hesitantly, you take it. Moving aside the tissue paper, you pull out the lacy g-string and bra. Can you even call it a bra? It’s two barely-there triangles of fabric held together with flimsy string. At the bottom of the bag are stiletto heels. It’s so tiny, there’s no way it’s the right size.

“Uh-uh,” you shake your head, shoving everything back into the bag. “No fucking way.”  

Dean gives you an exasperated look. “We’ve been over this. It’s the best way to get information. And our guy targets strippers. You chat up the girls that work in the club while I keep an eye on the audience.”

Yeah, you bet he’ll be keeping an eye on things. On all those scantily clad women with perfect fucking bodies that look nothing like you. You’ll be wearing next to nothing with all eyes on you, including Dean’s. It’s pretty much the most mortifying thing you can think of. If only it were Sam going with you to the club, at least you’d feel a little less anxious. It’d still be embarrassing for Sam to see you nearly naked, gyrating on a stage in front of a crowd of men, but it’s Sam. He’s the safe brother. He’s not the one that makes you feel hot and cold at the same time. He’s not the one that makes your heart race every time he’s within your reach. He’s not the one that you think about when you touch yourself at night.

“Listen,” Dean says, clapping a hand on your shoulder. It’s meant to be a reassuring gesture, but it only makes you more anxious. “We’ve all had to play roles that we didn’t want to, but you got this. I’ll be there the whole time. Here.”  

He hands you another bag, this one filled with scented lotion, glitter body spray and a shit-ton of makeup. “For real?” you ask.

“Trust me,” he says with a smug grin. “I’m an expert on strippers.”

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2406 by 91soccerfan

Honey Gold Eyes & Flowers || Vernon

Word Count: 2406 words

Genre: Fluff, Bad Boy!AU, Grim Reaper!AU, First Love!AU

Summary: The only thing he likes is parties, flirting with everyone around him and getting wasted to disobey. She likes dandelions, sleeping and small, pretty things. He knew that he was in love and quickly grew mad upon that realisation. When she fell down and got hurt, that was when he knew he wanted to change something in her life.

Tag: @tenotify

☾ ˢᵉⁿᵈ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᶦʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᶦᵃˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ˡˡ ʷʳᶦᵗᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ

The music was loud, horrendous and obnoxious. The way it would get into my head and confuse me was the worst part. It was absolutely ear-grating and made my head pound. I would remember fluttering my eyes open and closed as nothing but alcohol seeped into my control centre to take over everything. Of course, part-and-parcel of the whole experience was the corrosive, acidic feeling that I would get in my throat every time I went to the bathroom to throw up on my own lunch. I sighed as I felt my fingers grab another bottle of alcohol for the fun of it. As the music blared into my ears, the sounds of people throwing up and having sex by the side would get into my head and make it ache to numbness.

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