tfw youre a bigass barbarian and you and youre squad go on a mission to rescue some half-pint paladin lady from the dark depths of a glorified mineshaft only to find her tied up in the torture chamber of a giant lava encompassed Evil Dwarf Fortress™ that you were led to by a friendly, brain-eating squid where upon freeing her she totally doesnt turn you on by repeatedly turning the curing meat remains of her captor into ground beef pate

wow! first of all: thank you very much for - ̗̀ 17k ̖́ - that’s a mind-blowing amount of audience and im still very #shookt !! ok… so anyway, the last time i had my faves page, i only have like less than a third of my followers now (that was like, last year) so i thought maybe to thank you guys for being so lovely, i should finally update it !!

don’t delete the text bc it wont even show up on your blog ✨

what you must do:

  • must be following me (@peachisty)
  • reblog this at least once (likes = bookmarks only; more reblogs=greater chances)
  • pls let this be a thing bc if this won’t reach 20 notes, i’ll pretend it never existed
  • ends on: im not really sure but prolly when i hit 20k (3-4 months?)!

what you will get:

  • follow from me if im not following you yet !!
  • a spot on my faves page and/or friends page
  • huge chance to get a new adorable buddy (hint: that buddy is me)
  • daily/regular dose of cute messages from smol bean (in the form of me)
  • maaaany, maaany reblogs & likes from meee !!!
  • an automatic selfie-reblogger bc i lyk ur face
  • also my queue-bot will depend on you REGULARLY!!
  • u get a special birthday greeting (if fate permits and i remember)
  • also prolly a url doodle if i have time !!

how to increase your chances:

  • be my friend! like send me cute messages, tell me how was your day, let’s talk/chat! (?)
  • tag me on your posts: your selfies, day, etc using #peachisty && i’ll gladly reblog + like ‘em
  • be a nice human bean
  • follow me on instagram: flower.kid and like sum of my posts (send me ur user if u did)
  • have a similar blog maybe? (indie, bambi, art stuff) but it’s fine otherwise
  • have a really nice blog because this one’s basically it

i’ll be picking around 10-20 blogs depending on the number of entries!! thank you very much! keep on reblooping and i hope you guys will join!! ily !!! ily !! <3

matty: [holds an LGBT flag for less than 30 seconds]

me: this man came into my home and lifted my gay body from the ground and saved my life and then gave me £20k just for being trans and he also cured me of my depression

Every time Trump says that “nobody” has more respect for women than he does I can’t help but agree with him. He is right. The Greek hero, Odysseus, also known as Nobody to the cyclopes Polyphemus, who traveled through dangerous waters and struggled for ten years to return to his wife does indeed have more respect for woman than Trump does.


NEW VIDEO: “100 Things I Did In 2014 - reblog if you were here for it, and if you’re ready for 2015! I’m stalking/following people who do!



To celebrate our 20k follower milestone, and to thank all of you who made this blog possible, we’re giving away the following prizes to 9 lucky winners: 

  • Dog tags x2
  • Mini vinyl figure x4
  • Water bottle
  • Guide to the Crystal Gems book
  • Too Cool for School comic book

To be eligible to win you must: 1) Be following giffing-su, and 2) reblog this post. Only one entry per reblog.

Winners and prizes will be chosen randomly on September 30th. One prize per winner. We will ship to any country! Happy blogging!

Representation matters: my six favourite black female fictional lawyers.

  • Clair Huxtable (The Cosby Show)
  • Maxine Shaw (Living Single)
  • Joan Clayton (Girlfriends)
  • Jessica Pearson (Suits)
  • Olivia Pope (Scandal)
  • Annalise Keating (How to Get Away With Murder)