Dean Winchester is an omega but he has to keep it a secret because his father is a major presidential nominee and having an unmated omega son would hurt his campaign
Dean poses as a beta and often attends night club scenes to pose as the “playboy” type
He gets into an argument with his father about it because he doesn’t like the scent blockers and hates hiding who he is
It ends badly and Dean ends up drinking at the closest bar, his only desire to be fucked good and hard because he’s an omega and that’s what he likes
Its just his luck when the hottest alpha he’s ever laid eyes on, with a scent so enticing that his’s nearly drooling, takes a seat next to him and offers to buy him another drink
Dean accepts and the next thing he knows he’s up against a bathroom stall door being fucked within an inch of his life but its so, so, so good. the best sex he’s ever had and he comes (untouched) so hard that he sees stars
When the alpha’s knot recedes he’s disappointed that he will probably never see the alpha again and will have to go about his normal, shitty life once more
They leave the bathroom separately and Dean never learns his name
Weeks pass since the incident and Dean’s life is miserable, until one morning where he starts living in a living hell
Because one morning, after weeks since being fucked by a stranger, he wakes up with a sickly sweet scent on his skin: he’s pregnant
For days he wallows in the news, thanking the gods that his scent blockers also block the scent of his pregnancy
Until the night of the first presidential debate between his father and the rival candidate Naomi Novak
Because as her family takes their seats, he catches a whiff of a familiar scent, the one his nose was filled with the night after the argument with his father
He whips around to see the alpha from the bar sitting in the seat reserved for “Castiel Novak” the eldest son of his father’s rival, and Dean’s pregnant with his kid
And sooner or later, Dean’s going to begin to show it
Ever since his wife Lisa died, Dean Winchester has been willing to do anything for his son Ben. When Ben decided he wanted to adopt a halfling, Dean said yes without hesitation - provided they did so the right way, by giving whichever half-human they decided to bring home the respect and dignity it deserved. Half-octopi Castiel isn’t exactly what they were looking for in a pet, but, then, they aren’t exactly what Castiel was expecting for owners, either.
Destiel. No Major Archive Warnings Apply. Tags include octopus/creature Castiel, tentacle sex, mutual pining, miscommunication, and social justice warrior mechanic Dean. See all tags on AO3.
Current Word Count: 82,400 (about 6,000 new; projected: around 100k)
In 4 days time, my tumblr blog will have reached 100K followers. Instead of writing some huge awardshow-esque speech talking about how I never thought I would get to this point and how awesome you all are, I want to have a promo. So what will be so special about this promo? I will select my top three favourite blogs. For the next month, these blogs will be continuously promoted. Aside from these three blogs, I will also release a list of all the other blogs that I like and who participated.
What are the rules?
I will not promote any bodyspo/thingspo/proED blogs or blogs trying to sell weight loss products.
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Things I love about this chapter: -Ginny, as a person -Luna and Hermione's conversation about capitalism -the safe sex talk -everyone's delight at the safe sex talk -Jane and Cynthia. I aspire to someday be part of a delightful lesbian couple who has Sunday roast and also takes in magical/homosexual youths in need. -Ron being on his third glass of wine -"Draco really had no idea if he’d be political if left to his own devices. He hoped someday he’d get the chance to find out." This is (cont)
(cont) legit Commentary on like, stuff beyond the wizarding world, said in such a concise but effective way. -Malfoy and board games. 100k more of this please. -“Really, none of them wanted to talk about their plans. They all wanted to make lewd jokes and tease each other and shout about who was the best at Cluedo.” This warms my damn heart. I am so fond of the characters and world you’ve written here. -THE BEST GENTLEST HAND HOLDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD SUCH A GOOD CHAPTER. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
what a DELIGHTFUL message to get, thanks very much. i am glad you are enjoying the work of my rampant I WRITE WHATEVER NONSENSE I WANT thesis in this tale of hijinks and agonising hand touches
I think we can all agree that a 20k fic consisting solely of Toni Starks beating the crap outta Assborn, icky Otto, and venomous Venom would be a blessing to this earth. -P.S. Black Widow is on the sidelines taking pictures and occasionally helping out with the beatdown. They make a scrapbook together, it's a good bonding activity
Anon, I would read 100k of Toni being absolutely terrifying with bared teeth and wild eyes, RUINING these monster’s lives. Natasha came along for funsies. Pen is… Confused.