*1000g

Favourite Undertale quotes

(aka the reasons you should play Undertale if you haven’t yet)

  • *ANIME’S REAL, RIGHT?!?!
  • *You came all the way back here to look at Toriel’s socks. *You have great priorities in life. 
  • *Wosh u SOUL
  • *YOU LIKE CARESSING MY BICEPS WITH A FLOATING HEART. BUT WHO DOESN’T!?
  • *Sans is selling tickets made of toilet paper.
  • *It looks like a snow ball… *Actually, it’s a snow decahedron.
  • *SCIENTIST DISCOVERS HEALTH BENEFITS OF USING COMPUTER (JUST KIDDING LOL)
  • *TINY VOLCANO MONSTER TRIES ITS BEST, RECEIVES TINY APPLAUSE
  • *WOSHUA CLEANS UP LOCAL CRIME, LITERALLY FINDS CRIMINALS AND DOUSES THEM IN SOAP, CRIME DOESN’T GO DOWN BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING
  • *Partaking in worthless garbage fills you with determination.
  • *DO YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER THIS WAY…WHEN SHE MAKES YOU A PUZZLE?!?!?
  • *I’ll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt!
  • *DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS!!!!
  • *Why do people find him so attractive?? *He’s literally just a freaking rectangle.
  • *Huh? *Everyone else is DEAD? *Does that mean I don’t have to work today?
  • *STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!
  • *Thank you so much, dearie! *It’s all because of you *(r money).
  • *You’re making the switches uncomfortable with all this attention.
  • *(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I’M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
  • *In this hellish world, you can only take 3 pieces of candy…
  • *I’m literally going to make out with a fish.
  • *OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!! I WANTED TO KNOW  IF YOU KNOW…I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!…YOU KNOW?
  • *Mad Dummy is doing an armless ska dance.
  • *Now you’ll see my true power: Relying on people that aren’t garbage!
  • *I DON’T NEED FRIENDS!!! *I’VE GOT KNIVES!!! 
  • *i’ve almost got a mix cd finished for my scary neighbor… *it’s 74 minutes of people screaming their signature wrestling moves *but they’re all autotuned *i hope she likes it
  • *What do I look like, the ice-cream woman? *Do human ice-cream women TERRORIZE HUMANITY with ENERGY SPEARS? *Are their ice-cream songs a PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION?
  • *OH MY GOD!!! *STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
  • *I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today.
  • *Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 Is Neither Kissy Nor Cutie. *Its Trash. 0 stars
  • *SOMETIMES, I’M A GENIUS. ALL THE TIME.
  • *Sparkle up your day™.
  • *EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT THE HEAT… *YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND MY HOT METAL BODY!
  • *THIS DOG… *STILL EXISTS! *THIS STORY… *JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!
  • *My hair… yes, I use metal hairgel. 
  • They say I have the voice of a Siren… awooga!
  • *… you really like hot animals, don’t you? *hey, i’m not judging.
  • *yeah, you’ve gotta save your money for college and spiders.
  • *STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING? *CAN’T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
  • *I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
  • *First off, I’m a baby KNIGHT! *Captain of the babies!!!
  • *I’M UNDYNE AND I’M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
  • *WHAT!! I DIDN’T CRY!!! I DON’T CRY!! *I JUST…CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. *TEARS!!!
  • *This is Sans *Frisk, did you know that I love to “get owned?” *I also think Toriel is very good and fhfjkehfeaufsisf
  • *THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY. *LIKE SKELETONS!!!
  • *HMMM..THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE…? *I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES. *SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.
  • *SOMEDAY I’LL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPS… *THAT’S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
  • *When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there. *That means NEVER!! *I HATE RELAXING!! *I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
  • *You can’t do the jimpity jumpity joodle!? *The limpity loppity leap!?
  • *I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS… *SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS.
  • *Uh, if not for that grooty, I’d have kicked your booty.
  • *(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
  • *GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!! *AFTER ALL, I’M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH! *HIS NAME’S TRASHY HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN. 
  • *You make a snowball and throw it for the dog to fetch. *It splats on the ground. *Greater Dog picks up all the snow in the area and brings it to you.
  • *WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!! *SOMEDAY I WANTTO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.
  • *PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
  • *It looks like some sort of powerful bracelet… *Wait. *It’s just a croissant…
  • *EMITTING SLIME…THAT’S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
  • *It appears to be a self- sustaining tornado made of trash.
  • *N… NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
  • *I can’t go to hell. *I’m all out of vacation days.
  • *A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT! *HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!! *ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S REAL.
  • *And I’m forecasting an incoming front of SHUT UP!!!
  • *I CAN’T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. *CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE??? *THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??
  • *I’m thinking of getting a spiked collar to show off my personality. *It makes a statement like… *“Attach a leash to me and take me for a walk please.”
  • *(AUDIBLE WINK)… *WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
  • *It’s kinda cute… *…I mean, uh… *I’m tough!!! *I love to eat rocks!!
  • *A A A A A. *I’M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
  • *Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren’t exactly perfect. *Nah!!! *They totally are!! *Eat up, punk!! *(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
  • *IS (THE SOUND A BABY MAKES) AN EMOTION?
  • *Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much.
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NEW ACCENT AND LIMITED SKINSCENT AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!

Nature’s Dancer Imp F, the first of the Dancer series for Imps is now available in an accent AND a strictly-limited-to-10-copies skinscent version!

Order the Skinscent (1000g) in my SHOP THREAD!

Order the Accent (500g or 350k) on my sign-up spreadsheet (or, if you want, leave a message in my thread and I’ll add you c: )

Previewer!

Boosts are much appreciated C: <3

anonymous asked:

Operation save the red dragon pt.3: The red dragon had also promised a ride out of this town because once the duergar find out what happened to the egg they're gonna be pissed. The Druid and I somehow managed to bribe the red dragon the throw the egg back up for 1000G, 15 healing potions worth 750G and then a few miscellaneous worth 250G. When the Paladin and Rogue came back, the Paladin was not happy that the egg was back, but me and the Druid convinced him not to smash it.

Well, that’s good.

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$10/1000G/650kt

I decided to try to make some $$ so here we go! I’m super excited to draw for you guys, these are gonna be great!

Things You Should Know!

  • $10=1000 Gems, and my Treasure to Gem Ratio is 1:650
  • I use paypal only for USD!
  • These will be done within three days of you commissioning me or you may get a refund.
  • I will do: Animals, Dragons, Humans, Robots, Ocs, or fanart
  • I’m currently limiting this to one character per slot.
  • You may take more than one slot!
  • Your character need to have a reference. I love designing characters, but it extra work.
  • If I do art of a dragon, and you sell it later, I do not mind if you include the art, as long as you aren’t making money off of my work. (If you want to charge a little more, pm me and we can talk about it!)
  • I expect Payment before hand, but please if you’re using paypal, let me send you an invoice!

I should add these will me to the shoulder!

Slots

1. Taken!

2.Taken (completed

3.Cash

The thread is here

http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/1740510#post_17461269

Or if you’d like, you can email me at Findingstardust@aol.com

Hey peeps!! Strapped for gems atm so I’m doing commissions. There’s FOUR THREE SLOTS going for 1000G EACH and will look like the above image.  Only one dragon; I might be convinced to do a familiar with some “persuading.”  Amount of apparel is determined by how much is seen from the chest up, with some exceptions like the wings and maybe tails depending on the pose i draw your dragon in. Unless YOU SPECIFY the background will be based on your flight alliance. 

PLEASE PM ME ON FR IF YOU WANT TO COMMISSION. HALF PAYMENT REQUIRED UPFRONT AFTER I CONFIRM, OTHER HALF PAID WHEN I DELIVER YOUR COMMISSION.  IF YOU DON’T WANT IT FOR WHATEVER REASON TO GO ON TUMBLR PLEASE COMMUNICATE THAT IN THE PM. 

SLOTS: 
1. Rhea
2.
3.
4. 

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Ya Broke Son, I Say Ya Broke || Valentines Gifts

Bank Total Before:  48,567G

Spent: 27750G

Ending Total: 20817G


@sweet-boy-toy recieves 1200G
Box of Chocolates 8 Piece(700G)
16oz Carton of Blackberry Ice Cream(500G)

@therunefarmer recieves 9600G
1 Big (Canned)Pumpkin(1980G)
1 (Frozen Bag of)Apples(340G)
1 Herb Butter(500G)
3 Great Milk(3600G for 1200G each)
3 Cl. Egg(M)(1500G for 500G each)
3 Tea Leaves(1 Spring, 1 Summer, 1 Fall)(1680G, for 560G each)


@agora-rabbit recieves 7500G, but he has to see about the commission.
1 Thin Scarf(green/blue design)(1000G)
1 Thick Winter Scarf(white/green design)(3000G)
1 Commissioned Crop Top, Pink, with Glittery Lettering saying “Queen” on it.
1 High-Waist Skater Style Skirt, White(3500G)

@teachmehow-to-douggie recieves 900G.
3 Bag of Flour (900G for 300G each)

@inkaseofemergency recieves 1550G.
Necklace #2(1550G)


Anyone who says he doesn’t love his friends can eat his shorts.

Time to go see Candace about that commission for Julius. Then he’ll have to somehow get Julius to make his own gift, along with Auntie Sharrons, which he’ll obviously pay for both, but he hopes that Julius will take some money off for the Diamond he’ll give him to use for his… own gift?

Yeah, great plan Dylas, A+.

He starts his way towards Sonata Tailoring, having brought all other items not purchased there to the Inn for wrapping. He’ll pick up the other items he bought there and pay for the commission.

Rhinestone Sunglasses.

[I have decided Jack needs a pair of these sparkly beauties but I need two more Chimera Eye and then someone who can make the glasses themselves. I’ll toss down 1000g per eye and a hefty tip for anyone who can help me out.

In game - Jackary, Wyrmrest Accord Horde.

Thank you in advance to anyone who may be able to help!]

me: *sees [QUICKSALE] thread in the items wanted forum, goes to look* them: “my item is up on the ah for the lowest price!! please buy from me!!!” me: * goes and looks * Their listing: 1000g The other listings: 1008g, 1053g, 1145g, etc

You can’t really call it a “quicksale” if prices are inflated and you’re selling for a few gems beneath the lowest AH price. smh

Pretty sure I ate like 1000g of carbs yesterday but that’s cool. 😂 Definitely need to get back on track with my eating.
I’m not being so strict on myself because I’m technically trying to eat above maintenance but I find it hard to not go overboard in this situation haha idk I don’t wanna put on a shitload of fat so that’s what’s happening with me right now 😊

vine

cool leg can do things to a person “hoI!!!1111 tem get to pay for colege. help gib moni? ony 1000g #undertale”