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ifudiefrombloodlossureallydie  asked:

Hey maybe some bumblebee fluff please?

Yang and Blake had very conflicting schedules- one required an early morning riser while the other demanded a night owl. This normally meant cuddle-time at nights were very limited for Yang and chilly mornings were ten times chillier for Blake (having a walking heater as your girlfriend was very beneficial). Still, with Yang’s early morning shifts at the local repair shop down the street and Blake’s semi-flexible midnight shifts at the 7-Eleven just downstairs, the couple persevered with intense Netflix marathoning, cuddles, and road trips out of town whenever they could.

Of course, the two preferred binge-watching shows on Netflix and cuddling over everything else- which led to a mix of the two on this eventful, Friday evening.

“So, what am I watching on this wonderful Friday night, with my wonderful girlfriend, and this beautiful, large, cheese pizza she ordered?” Blake asked as she slipped down the beat-up couch and onto a spot next to Yang, who hummed delightfully with a mouth full of pizza as her girlfriend sat down next to her. They gently bumped knees as they moved to get more comfortable in their spots on the couch. Blake watched intently as Yang examined what shows and movies they could watch on the TV- her girlfriend’s lips would occasionally twitch upwards when she came upon a show that she might want to watch and then downwards after passing over something they’d seen a thousand times (unless it were, in this case, Moana).

Blake felt a smile come to her face as Yang selected the movie and continued to smile for some unknown reason as she watched Yang lean forward to set the remote onto the coffee table. Before she drew back, Yang grabbed another slice of pizza for Blake and handed the it to her- all the while she took another bite from her own slice.

“I was feelin’ a bit Moana-y on this fine, Friday night,” came Yang’s muffled response as she chewed her food.

The blonde leaned back into the couch, raised her slice of pizza, and grinned at Blake- who in response rolled her eyes, raised her own slice, tapped it against Yang’s half-eaten one, and said, “Cheers.”

Yang laughed- a sound that brought at least a couple hundred butterflies to Blake’s stomach and a red to her face; she didn’t hesitate to curl up between Yang’s arms when the blonde opened them up and said invitingly, “C’mere so I can kiss you.”

And kiss her she did.

They watched the rest of the movie with Yang’s arms around Blake and Blake, purring, comfortably curled up with her back against Yang’s stomach. Halfway through the movie, Yang’s breathing had deepened and slowed and Blake realized with a heavy sigh that her girlfriend had drifted off to sleep. Blake slowly slipped from Yang’s arms and slid off of the couch before making her way to the closet down the hall.

The Faunus grabbed a light blanket, made her way back to the couch, and tucked Yang under it. Smiling, Blake leaned over the couch and placed a kiss atop her girlfriend’s forehead before quietly slinking to their bedroom. Not long afterwards, Blake emerged from her bedroom in her 7-Eleven uniform and padded to the door. She paused in the doorway. Blake looked back to Yang’s sleeping figure before she sighed, smiled, and left their apartment for the journey downstairs.

Conflicting schedules really suck.


(Thank you for letting me realize that I need to work on writing fluff more :0 I hope you enjoyed it!)

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BITCHES AND BASTARDS 00000000 BITCHES AND BASTARDS 0000000 THIS IS ALERT TO ALL BITCHES 000000 ALL BITCHES AND BASTARDS 000000000 COME INTO MY RADIUS AND BE KILLED BY 000000 KILLED BY ME, NOW

anonymous asked:

Can you do the rfa(+V and saeran(unknown))s reaction to mc being 17(but will turn 18 before the party)

thanks for the ask! sorry that v’s and saeran’s are so short. also keep sending the requests in pls! i have too much time on my hands haha.

Yoosung:

  • he is probably the one least fazed by it
  • he is also a small bean (i’m not sure how old he is but i think he’s 21 by Korean standards, 20 by the rest of the world’s standards?)
  • honestly this boy is screaming on the inside because he thought you were so much older and yet ?? you’re only 17 ??
  • prepare for him to hang all over you even more than he already does
  • believe it or not, he actually pesters you about school
  • “did you do your homework today? try not to fall behind!”
  • he really just doesn’t want you becoming the type of person he is so he gives you a ton of tips about college
  • most aren’t that useful but you smile and nod anyway


Zen:

  • S C R E A M I N G
  • ”WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU”RE ONLY 17 WHAT THE SKDAJLF”
  • ”but… i’ll be 18 by the party”
  • ”NOT ACCEPTABLE”
  • he’s also been very protective of you, trying to “preserve” your innocence when the chat turns weird
  • but OOOH boy, does it get worse
  • Seven:  “Fuck”
  • Zen: :00000000 !!!!!!!

Originally posted by delusionandfaith

  • *runs to cover your ears*
  • he’s probably the most insufferable one tbh



Jaehee:

  • ”Oh”
  • she’s not sure what to think
  • she knew you said you were a student but she assumed you were in university like yoosung
  • similar to zen, she becomes protective of you but more in a motherly way than a brotherly way
  • “MC, please don’t speak that way.”
  • “MC, are you using… protection?”
  • cue embarrassment from everyone in the room, minus jumin
  • ”what on earth would she need protection for? MC, are you alright? should i send bodyguards?”
  • insert jaehee sighing and wondering why the hell seven didn’t let them know how old she was before they allowed her to join


Jumin:

  • he really couldn’t care less
  • definitely the least shocked out of everyone, besides seven of course
  • the whole chatroom basically looks like that comic of the dog sitting in a house on a fire and is like “this is fine”
  • of course this man is the most damn calm about this
  • he’s not even that worried about putting the whole party’s responsibility on you
  • just look at the way he was raised
  • the only thing he’s worried about is the way zen flirted with you
  • (and the way he flirted with you but he glosses right over that smh)


Seven:

  • cue that one gif of the guy with the pizza box
  • y’all know the one
  • seven is the one with the pizza box
  • *slowly backs out of room and runs*
  • everyone is hounding him, asking why the hell he didn’t reveal that information
  • he just kinda shrugs and like 5 bodies are on him
  • it’s violent
  • when he first found out your age he was like “oh .. shrug emoji”
  • seven this is real life you can’t just say shrug emoji
  • literally also doesn’t care about your age lmao


V:

  • internally screaming
  • “mc… i’m so sorry.  pretend like I never flirted with you k thx”
  • minus the k thx
  • he’s honestly the most mortified out of all of them
  • to him it still feels kinda wrong to start the relationship when you’re 18?
  • this dude is like 9 years older than you
  • but you’re legally an adult so if you really want it you gotta take it slow bc he still feels weird for a while

Saeran/Unknown:

  • oh cool
  • also doesn’t really care
  • he finds it a little weird that everyone, including him, have made suggestive comments towards you
  • however he’s the one besides yoosung that jumps into the relationship fastest
  • this boy really isn’t that patient, he’s READY for your love
Of Codes and Captchas

Hiveswap is officially coming out in less than 48 hours and I’m extremely Hyped! So what better way to celebrater than yet another Homestuck Theory? This comes kind of out of the blue, but I was inspired to write this after chatting with a good friend of mine about Captcha Cards, Combinations, and the elusive and dubious existence of a “Perfectly Unique Object”, which became a big session of theorising about how the Alchemiter System even works in the first place and how the Captcha Codes are assigned!

So without further ado, let’s get into the thick of it.

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WILL BE SAYING SOME 0000 SOME DUMB SHIT ABOUT FAMILY GUY VERY 00000000 VERY SOON. I WILL NEED ASSISTANCE FROM YOU BASTARDS AND 00000 AND BITCHES AND I WILL BE USING FAMILY GUY IN ORDER TO SATE YOU

anonymous asked:

LOL Your mom seems so fun to be around and so sweet! And Hobi being her bias makes it even better somehow lol

Yes my mom is so funny and so sweet i love her skjsksis
And yes she loves Hoseok, during the Run era I showed her a pic of him and she said “ woow hes so handsome :00000000”
Since this day I always show her some vids about Hoseok and shes always so happy lmao.
I say “mom i need to show u a vid” and shes like “!!!!!!!! Ooh yaaayyy!!!!!!! :DDDD!!!!”

Only True Gamers Will Understand.
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