Just hold on a little longer okay? He’s gone, the bad man’s gone. We’ll be home soon, and my mom… she’ll get you your own bed, you can eat as many Eggos as you want. And, we can go to the snow ball. Promise? Promise.
look everyone always goes on and on about sirius being the pretty boy but let me tell you that remus lupin, with his head of glorious blonde curls, smattering of freckles across his cheeks, gorgeous, shining amber eyes, and full, full pink lips, was the real pretty boy of the group
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So my party consists of a human ranger, gnome paladin, elf druid and a half-dragon rogue (me). We’re fighting two wights and a wraith that had been terrorizing a village. We finished off the wraith and one wight and the last one is trapped between me and the ranger when this happens:
DM: Alright Zal'thic it’s your turn, what do you do?
Me: I stab the wight *rolls and misses*
DM: Ok, do you do anything else?
Me: Well I can try to pickpocket it as a bonus action.
DM: Roll for it *pulls out DM Guide*
I succeed on the roll and end up rolling for my loot on the table she looked up
DM: Alright, you now have a skull that’s trying to pull free of your grip, everyone gets advantage
Everyone: *dies laughing*
The ranger then proceeds to dismember the wight and I now have an awesome parlor trick flying around my bag of holding.