**pjo

  • [The coffee pot is found broken on the Argo II]
  • Percy:So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Hazel:I did, I broke it-
  • Percy:No. No, you didn’t. Leo?
  • Leo:Don’t look at me. Look at Frank.
  • Frank:What? I didn’t break it.
  • Leo:Hmm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Frank:Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Leo:Suspicious.
  • Frank:No, it’s not!
  • Jason:If it matters...probably not... Nico was the last one to use it.
  • Nico:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
  • Jason:Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Nico:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jason!
  • Hazel:Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Percy.
  • Percy:No. Who broke it?
  • Piper:Percy, Annbeth’s been awfully quiet...
  • Annabeth:Really?!
  • Piper:Yeah, really!
  • [Cut to Percy in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
  • Percy:I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

thescottishmcrdragon  asked:

Can you do some head canons for if Nico had a phase where he couldn't stop making puns?

phase? what phase? that boi always be making puns it’s not a phase mom

  • and always with the straightest face and most casually serious tone like it just some normal thing to be coming out of his mouth
  • and it trips people up all the time because there’s no vocal tell that there’s a pun. Just nico talking in his regular voice like it’s regular shit
  • so many skeleton puns So MAny
  • he’ll be fighting some monster and Nico will casually let a “looks like someone’s got a bone to pick with me.” even if no one is there to hear it
  • Percy approves of the puns most of the time, hell i think most of the crew appreciates seeing Nico feel good enough to make jokes
  • until they get used to it and then Nico’s puns sometimes pull groans from his friends and he’ll stay straight faced but later when he’s alone he’ll just grin super big 
  • people get used to Nico’s puns, and they start coming more frequently because it’s fun to annoy people with bad puns
  • and then Percy starts cracking out the water puns and everyone is so done but do they stop? ofc not.
  • the puns never stop. Nico’s sense of humor is at least 60% puns