it became law that the eldest child of each family had to have a Tumblr or the entire family would be killed. If there were no children in a family, the adults all had to dress up like rainbow macaws and do the macarena for a week straight and then they’d lay an egg and a teenager would hatch from the egg and create a Tumblr, therefore saving the family from execution
For centuries our families fought together, against their common enemy. Despite their differences, together. We need to do the same if we’re gonna survive. Because the enemy is real. It’s always been real.
Mary? Mary? Francis. I’ve been waiting for you. Is this real? Nothing is more real. I love you. I always have. I love you too. Were we truly this young? Yes. It seems like so long ago. It’s been so difficult, Francis. So difficult. Shh. That’s over now.