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it became law that the eldest child of each family had to have a Tumblr or the entire family would be killed. If there were no children in a family, the adults all had to dress up like rainbow macaws and do the macarena for a week straight and then they’d lay an egg and a teenager would hatch from the egg and create a Tumblr, therefore saving the family from execution

birthday gift for @trashmctrashkingofthetrashhills