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my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

  • me online age 13: there's a little thing called proper spelling and grammar, sweetie. :)
  • me online now: YALL I just went to the grocery store and? omg???????? my left tit got caught in the fucknig conveyor belt at the checkout and Im hdhehdjdndndnejkjnnbgghdddjhn
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Carrie was always getting me to do… crazy things. In other words, if you see me in that floral robe, walking around the desert, that was Carrie’s robe. She goes ‘you put it on,’ and I just… Without thinking, I did it because I wanted to please her. And this was funny to her. She thought of me as her own personal paper doll.

depression: uhh stay in bed u dont have the energy and are incompetent of productivity anyway

anxiety: get OUT of it!!!!! too much to do!!!! too much to DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: