Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes.
—  Jedi Master Yoda
Liverpool FC as Star Wars characters

Requested by anon.

Brendan Rodgers as Yoda

The Grand Jedi Master. His wisdom is legendary. “Great character we showed.” You just fear every interview because what you’ll hear will be hard to process.

Steven Gerrard as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Always fights on the good side, the Dark Side will never even try to persuade him to join them (well, Chelsea once tried). Skilled Jedi Knight, but prone to feel guilty even about things that weren’t his fault.

Martin Skrtel as Han Solo

Not that he doesn’t fuck up from time to time, but he still saves the day. Very practical, sarcastic and tough. Doesn’t always use approved and safe methods but the most important thing is that the methods work.

Phil Coutinho as Chewbacca

Nobody understands a word he says, but he is the ultimate hero, liked by everyone because who doesn’t like him can’t have a heart.

Alberto Moreno as Luke Skywalker

His father left for the Dark Side (Real Madrid, eventually Bayern), but luckily there is still Obi-Wan Gerrard to show him the right way. And as much as he wants to, he can’t hate his father as much as he wants to.

Jordan Henderson as Princess Leia

At first rather unsure about the role he was supposed to inherit, but eventually became an excellent member of the Jedi Order. Last but not least, the sex symbol of the galaxy.

Emre Can as Padmé Amidala

Known for his beauty, but also a good leader. Still young and a bit vulnerable, but with great future. The only way this could go wrong is for him to fall in love with some future Darth Vader.

Mario Balotelli as Jar Jar Binks

The guy that annoys pretty much everyone, but he means it well.

Adam Lallana as R2D2

Is rather inconspicuous, but extremely valuable and sometimes saves the whole galaxy. 

José Enrique as C3PO

The faithful one that his master just leaves behind for 10 years, no problem… and after those 10 years this guy is willing to save his master’s ass again.

Daniel Sturridge as Mace Windu

Hella tough, fights for the right side, but the evil (injuries) eventually overpowers him.

Raheem Sterling as Count Dooku

Once a respected Jedi Master, and now everyone is like “what the hell happened to him?”.

Javi Manquillo as Sabé

His task is to just stand in the background, waiting for the moment when it’s too dangerous for an important person to be in the front, and take that place. Dangerous job? Sure. You gotta love that planet to take it.

Seba Coates as Cordé

Has generally the same job as Sabé, but is deemed even more disposable and eventually gets killed off.

Notable former members

Jamie Carragher as Qui-Gon Jinn

Tried to teach his Padawan (Stevie) to be tough and wise, but that fool interpreted it the way he didn’t really mean it.

Xabi Alonso as Anakin Skywalker

He and his master were very close and if he had stayed with him, the history of the whole Galaxy would be different, but the Dark Side wormed its way in his heart and his master was heartbroken…

Luis Suárez as Jabba the Hutt

The bad guy you can’t really hate. Sure, he is a criminal, tortures (bites) people and all that stuff and… hell, you really should hate him, but… it’s just Jabba.


Six generations of Jedi training. From top to bottom:
Master Yoda and padawan Dooku
Master Dooku and padawan Qui-gon Jinn
Master Jinn and padawan Obi-wan Kenobi
Master kenobi and padawan Anakin Skywalker
Master Skywalker and padawan Ashoka Tano

Dear friends, kindly check out belinsky for more Wild Space, Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth & Clone Wars Gambit: Siege (which are books 2-4 of the Clone Wars novels by Karen Miller) excerpts.

“i read wild space a while back but i’m finally getting around to posting quotes because i just picked up the other two, i read stealth AGES ago, so long ago that i honestly forgot what happened, so i’m just going through it and siege both.

nothing will ever beat the sheer what the actual fuck of wild space, nothing ever, because obi-wan murdering trees and fainting off a mountain and calling yoda with a sith rock while bail organa keeps him awake by stabbing him with his own lightsaber but karen miller is like way into this ot3 and it SHOWS, man, everyone is nine kinds of obsessed with each other.”

~Belinsky to me.

anonymous asked:

(Yoda voice) All the uncountably infinite numbers 2.9999999... and below, I send you.

I….I thank you. I am not sure what I’m going to do with this, but I thank you. 

ETA: shlevy pointed out that this is “less than three” or <3

in response: <3 <3 <3 <33333

dreamwishdo-it asked:

Hey there! It's me again haha So, a few posts ago I saw that you said that Chanyeol has the biggest ... U know what i mean haha. Sooo and then u said that you had seen proof that he actually has the biggest. WHERE DID U FIND THIS EVIDENCE? Show me , i wanna see! haha, Oh god i sound like a pervert but i just really wanna know 😂🙈

Okay, I’m not trying to be one of those people that are like “HIS DICK IS HUGE I’VE SEEN PROOF BUT IT GOT DELETED” 

But I swear to Yoda that there was a video from an interview they did where he was BULGING out of his pants & you could see him trying to cover it up with his jacket, or he’d cross his legs, or put a little plushie toy on it. BUT I CAN’T FIND IT ANYMORE. 

It was during their 150508 Yin Yue Da Lai Bin interview. I remember specifically because it’s all I could look at hahahahaha

I tried for hours to find it the other day & I couldn’t. I’ll try to post it if I do though xo


… Okay so the first photo is from about two weeks ago and the second from three days ago.
Difference being he’s taken to calling me ‘my cutie’ instead of ‘the cutie’ which is possessive and makes me feel loved and wowwow

We’ll probly talk about where we are in the relationship soon and im scared but it needs to happen 🙈😍