(you didn't ask for it but have it anyway)

doodled a human orisa idea and efi as a lil’ warmup!! i know this is gonna be a popular thing to draw but i wanted to give it my shot!

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There were a few requests for deep sea/bio merms so here’s one of those..

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…how about both? :D;; i didn’t mean for this to be so involved but it kinda turned into a rival CEO-type AU… i just went with it. thanks for the request!! <3

[insert your own joke about a longstanding merger]

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queensguard.

anonymous asked:

Can all of Karasuno have shirts about Daichi like Hinata and Kags "If lost return to Daichi" or Tanaka's "One time Daichi punched me in the face" and on the back it says "it was awesome"

confirmed

submitted by @ask-game-set-restart:

(Drew this immediately after seeing your fanart, please accept this b-scotch pie as a thank you gift ;v;)

What Voltron Season 3 has Done to Our Sweet Children
  • Allura: Upside, finally got her own lion. Downside, found and alternate universe where she legalized slavery.
  • Keith: Didn't want the job, had to do it anyway. MAGNUS RUSHES IN.
  • Hunk: Didn't want the job, didn't have to do it. Taako's good out here.
  • Lance: Asked for the job, but got transferred. Is still too slow for the Red Lion. Also, our sniper got a sniper rifle. Why couldn't his old weapon do that again?
  • Pidge: Would've ROCKED the job, but the Green Lion has the only booster seat.
  • Coran: Who the hell do you think he is?
  • Shiro: He's Squidward, he's Squidward, I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?!
  • Sven: Meow.
  • Lotor: Gathers a group of token women ethnic minorities and creates the illusion of a civil rights movement to expand government control and make himself look good. My god, the arch-nemesis of Voltron is neo-liberalism.
  • Lotor's Squad: IDK, we're all still trying to memorize their names and decide on whom to marry first.
Which Day6 Member Should YOU Fight?

Inspired by @pen1ag0n’s post

Jae

who wins? you 

okay chicken little is tall but remember he is also skinny and sort of clumsy. although he does excel at badminton so there is some athletic ability to be careful of. tbh just distract him by mentioning chipotle and there you go easy win. 

Sungjin 

who wins? nobody 

why would you fight sungjin? he’s such a gentleman he probably wouldn’t even fight back. give him a hug instead. 

Young K 

who wins? young k

don’t fight Brian holy crap are you insane? he’s good at everything and he works out (large attractive biceps warning). also he’s so nice that he would actually try to go easy on you but then he’d win anyway. just leave him alone. 

Wonpil 

who wins? wonpil 

he may seem small and soft but don’t forget Wonpil is secretly dangerous (just ask jae). he’d punch you in the face and then smile and help you up. also his aegyo is blinding. don’t do it. 

Dowoon 

who wins? NOT YOU LOL 

first of all he has abs? that means he’s strong? also you’d have all the other members attacking you at once if you even tried to lay a finger on their precious maknae so do yourself a favor and just stay away.

anonymous asked:

ok but aren't shadowhunters supposed to be the protectors?? why are they always running away and letting downworlds deal with the threat for them?? their job is to protect downworlders and mundanes!! so they should do that!! jace and clary shouldn't have gone throught the portal without dot. if anyone was supposed to stay and fight sebastian that was jace, bc he didn't have the mirror, which they need to protect, and he was a shadowhunter. like?? why don't they ever do their jobs??

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when people tell me “wow your hair is really short”

If Yuuri was a stripper back in Detroit Pt 11
  • Yurio: So you didn't retire from skating after all.
  • Yuuri: Yeah, I decided to keep going. I'll definitely win gold next y-
  • Yurio: Yeah yeah whatever. Anyway what would you have even done if you didn't skate? Do you even have any other skills?
  • Yuuri: Well yeah, I uh- I had a previous job *cough*
  • Yurio: What was it?
  • Yuuri: ... How old are you?
  • Yurio: 15, asshole.
  • Yuuri: ... Ask me again in 3 years.
  • Yurio: WTF?! Why when I'm 18?!
  • Yuuri: For litigation purposes.

lazy-as-swipe  asked:

Here Dre, I got you some takis. They're not cheetos, but i personally think they taste better, They're spicier and have more flavor, I actually got them for myself, and I had you a bag of cheetos, but they were confiscated at the door. The guard didn't believe me when I told them that "cheetos were putting metal spoons and files in the bags as prizes."

* NP ma fella, I like how Taki is wit their lime flavorin’ more than cheetos do it anyway.

* An’ don’t sweat th’ file thingie. I’ll pick one up while I’m out fo’ my buddy’s birthday on Thursday.

anonymous asked:

i had a dream last night that i went into a donut shop to get donuts and superman was also in the donut store waiting for his order and i said "hi, clark" and he just looked at me with a wide eyed stare, said "hi" back and didn't question anything else and i just got my donut and left and im torn over whether or not this portrayal is accurate

clark not trying to rectify superman isn’t actually clark kent because all he wanted was a donut after not having eaten for 86 hours since brainiac is being a little bitch yet again and who the fuck is going to call him clark in a donut shop in the middle of fuck nowhere?

yeah that seems accurate

creachivity  asked:

I love that you give me a mix of spidey and sheith on my dash :)) Imagine Keith as spidey, sneaking back into his room thru the ceiling like in Homecoming and didn't notice Shiro until he hears him whisper "Holy shit" behind him coz Keith totally forgot they were supposed to have a sleepover and Shiro's been waiting in his room lmao. Meanwhile Shiro's now having an existential crisis coz he realizes "oh god I always told him I crushed on spidey. I have a crush on my best friend. And he KNOWS"

THIS. I’ve always wanted Keith to be Spider-Man but no one agrees with me on this lmao so THANK YOU. You didnt ask for a drabble but I’m writing one anyway because this is my chance to prove myself :))

[Sheith Spider-Man Homecoming AU] Part 01 (2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

“Holy shit,” was pretty much the summary of what Shiro was feeling at that moment Keith—fricking Spider-Man from damn fricking Youtube—entered his own bedroom from the window in his red and blue suit.

“Holy shit!” Keith cursed as he turned around to see Shiro sitting on his bed, eyes wide in fear? Surprise? 

Shiro’s heart was beating so fast. Suddenly it all made sense. The times Keith ditched practice, the times he was always the first one out of school, the times Shiro noticed some bruises on his arms, the times…

Right at that moment, Shiro’s eyes widened in panic.

“You knew,” he said softly.

“Uh, knew what?” Keith squeaked out, trying to strip down his suit. 

“I kept telling you how I’m pretty much crushing on Spider-Man because he’s cool on a daily basis and now it turns out you’re The Spider-Man and all along I’ve always had a crush on you as Keith but then I didn’t wanna be weird about it cause you might not feel so same way, so I kinda crushed on Spider-Man instead so I could stop these feelings I have for you but now it turns out you’re the same guy and I’ve been feeling so shitty because I felt like I was cheating on you which is ridiculous because you never knew and now it turns out you’re the the one I’m cheating with too because you’re the same damn guy!!” Shiro said nonstop, clearly he was panicking as he ran his fingers through his hair, turning away from Keith. 

“Oh god, you weren’t supposed to know about that,” Shiro groaned.

He was having an existential crisis and he just outed himself to his best friend. He placed a hand on his chest to stop his heart from ripping out.

Keith cleared his throat after a while of silence. Most likely finding a way to do a friendship breakup with him. Gently.

“If it makes you feel better, I’ve always known.”

“You what?” Shiro snapped his head back to Keith. “What do you mean you’ve always known?”

Keith rolled his eyes, but a smile graced his lips. He turned around to grab his pyjamas. “That you’ve been carrying a torch for me for years.”

“No, I don’t,” Shiro quickly denied, blinking repeatedly.

“Please, don’t lie to yourself, man,” Keith smirked, buttoning his pyjama top and then shrugged. “I’m Spider-Man.”

“Which by the way we should discuss in extensive detail,” Shiro pointed at his best friend. “And please put on your pyjama bottoms. I can’t take you seriously this way.”

Keith just laughed as he pulled on his pyjama bottoms. “Thanks, Mom.”

“I’m not your Mom. I literally just confessed to you my undying love. Which we—”

“—should discuss in extensive detail, yes.” Keith finished as he sat on his swivel chair in front of Shiro. He hugged his knees as he waited for Shiro to sit down on his bed.

“So…,” Shiro started. “You’re Spider-Man, huh?”

“Yeah,” Keith gave him a small smile.

“That’s pretty awesome,” Shiro smiled back.

“It is.” Keith laughed.

anonymous asked:

prompt: set in the evening of june 13th's clip, the balloon boys are filming a hei briskeby video and yousef takes his phone out mid-video to check his notifications since he didn't have the time to during work and he had it on silent as well, and sees sana's text and forgets how to breathe and doesn't know how to react but is trying to act chill anyways because they're filming but is too shocked to answer back etc etc

Heey!

I wrote this pretty quick and I don’t know if it’s what you wanted but I really hope you like it :D ♥


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“You know what we should do?” Mikael said as Elias let the boys into his house

“What? asked Elias

“A live video!!” Mikael answered excited “I’ve seen lots of youtubers doing that, I bet people would watch that!”

“But do we have to do that today?” Yousef asked not really excited about it “Today is being a hard day at work, I haven’t had a break”

“Come Yousef, stop complaining! Mikael’s idea is great” Adam said

“Of course you’re on his side…” Yousef muted.

“Huh?” Adam asked

“Nothing”

“Okay what do you guys think?” Mikael asked Mutta and Elias

“I think it’d be cool” Mutta said “People could ask us questions”

“I’m sorry Yousef but I’m with them, I think it’d be cool. It’d be like the last Hei Briskeby video before you go, it has to be special” Elias said

“Okaaaay, fine. Let’s do it” Yousef said walking to the living room “By the way Elias can you lend me a charger? My phone is dead”

 —x–

 

Sana checked her phone once again, he still hadn’t seen it. She sighed and as she laid on Noora’s bed.

After deciding that they were ditching school, which they were already doing without even noticing, they went to the Kollektiv and they had been there during the whole afternoon. Noora had told Sana everything that had been going on with William while Sana told Noora about her conversation with Yousef, even the throwing grass leaves part.

“Still no answer?” Noora, who was lying by her side asked

“Nope” Sana said “At least he hasn’t seen it yet, that’s good right? That means he’s not just ignoring me…I guess”

“Sana he would never ignore you, believe me the boy is so gone for you”

“He wasn’t really warm towards me on Sunday…he was nice but…you know, not like other times”

“He thinks you don’t like him, the boy is probably just trying not to get his hopes up”

“Ugh, why is everything so complicated?” Sana sighed covering her face with her hands

“Love is complicated but it’s worth the pain” Noora said with a soft voice

“Seriously Noora, you’re starting to get on my nerves with all this positivity” Sana said making her friend laugh

“Ah, Sana life is beautiful”

Sana shook her head but laughed. That’s when her phone beeped. Her heart started to pound fast on her chest as she grabbed her phone with trembling hands, only to be disappointed when she realized that the notification didn’t belonged to facebook but to youtube.

“Is it him?” Noora asked

“Uh…yes and no”

Huh?”

“It’s a notification from Youtube, apparently Elias and the boys are making a live video right now”

“And what are you waiting for?” Noora said sitting on the bed “Go watch it! Yousef will be there”

“So what? It won’t make him answer”

“I know, but aren’t you curious? I mean you’re subscribed to their channel for a reason”

“Okay, you have a point” Sana said rolling her eyes

She opened the youtube app and pressed play.

The boys were at her house, as always. Elias was in the middle with Adam and Mikael on one side and Mutta and Yousef in the other one.

“Okay, okay, okay we’ve waited a few minutes so everyone gets settled but I think it’s time to start” Elias said looking at the camera “Hei Briskeby! We’re here today with a live video, we want you to ask us questions and we’ll answer them”

Sana rolled her eyes, did they think they were famous or something?

“Sana, look at Yousef” Noora said pointing at him in the corner of the image

“What?”

“He has his phone in his hands and it’s plugged, maybe he didn’t have battery?”

“Uh…could be” Sana said checking her phone once again “he still hasn’t seen it though”

 –x–

Elias was answering some question he had received from a viewer when he finally turned on his phone. Yousef had been without his phone the whole day, and only now he was able to check it, not like he would usually receive many texts anyway. He waited a few seconds for it to be completely loaded to unlock it. Meanwhile he tried to act as if he was interested in the video but being honest, he really wasn’t, he didn’t feel like filming that video. Lost in his thoughts, he felt his phone buzz in his hands. He looked down and saw a notification from facebook.

Sana Bakkoush has sent you a friend request

He widened his eyes and before he could tap on the request a message bubble appeared.

Do you want to hang out with me?”

His heart skipped a beat after reading that simple question, because it wasn’t simple, not at all, not when it came from not other than Sana, the girl he was so gone for. His hands were shaking and before he could do anything about it his phone fell to the floor startling everyone in the room

“Yousef bro, what are you doing?” Elias asked him

 –x–

“Oh my god have you seen that?!!?” Noora asked excited “Check your phone, see if he has read your text, come on!!”

Sana opened the facebook app once more and clicked in her conversation with Yousef

“He has, Noora, he has, he has!! What does that mean?”

“It means that the boy completely freaked out when he saw your text and dropped his phone. Oh my god that boy is so in love!!”

“Maybe he just didn’t expect it” Sana said

“Are you kidding? Look at him! He’s blushing”

“Because Elias is yelling at him”

And he was, as Sana and Noora talked the video kept playing

“Yousef bro, what are you doing?”

“I’m sorry, I just dropped my phone” Yousef said blushing

“Well, leave your phone now, we’re making a video” Elias said

“But I need to…”

“You can answer later, just leave it”

Elias stood up and took the phone away from Yousef.

“Are you being serious Elias?”

“Yes, our public is waiting for us”

All Yousef could do was roll his eyes. The girl of his dreams had finally texted him and her brother had taken away his phone from him as if he was 12 years old. A thought suddenly hit Yousef. He had opened the message, he had seen it. Now Sana would think that he was ignoring her

 –x–

“Look at him! He’s panicking!” Noora said laughing “Oh poor boy”

“He’s not…”

“Sana Bakkoush can you stop pretending like you’re not over the moon right now because you’re seeing the boy you like completely freaking out because you asked him out?” Noora said

“Okay, fine, it’s kind of funny” Sana said biting her lip

“He’s probably so worried because he left you on seen”

Sana looked at the screen and laughed, he definitely looked worried

“Ah, poor boy we have to find a way to contact him” Noora said thinking “I got it!!”

 –x–

“Okay next question” Mikael said as he read the chat they had added to the live video so people could ask their questions “It’s from SB and it says: ‘Yousef are you going to answer me or what?’ dude what the hell?”

Mikael looked at his friend confused, actually all of the boys turned to him confused. But the most confused of all of them? That was definitely Yousef.

“What does that mean?” Elias asked

“Another message!” Adam said taking the phone from Mikael “It’s also from SB and it says ‘it’s not cool to leave a girl on seen, Acar’ Yousef who is that girl?”

“I can’t believe this” Yousef chuckled, then he looked at the camera and added “Elias took my phone, I can’t answer you”

“Who are you talking to?” Mutta asked

“Another message from SB: ‘Then answer me now, look at the camera and answer’” Mikael read.

“Okay, you asked for it” Yousef said laughing and getting a little closer to the camera “Yes, Sana Bakkoush, I’d love to hang out with you”

“Wait, Sana Bakkoush? As in my sister Sana Bakkoush?” Elias asked “What is going on?”

“Well, it seems like our video is over now” Yousef said still looking at the camera “We’ll see you in the next Hei Briskeby video, goodbye!!”

He then stood up and stopped the filming. He had an explanation to give to his friend and a girl to set a date with.


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Ahh I’m sorry if this is bad and short. Also I hope it’s not confusing with the texts and everything

And also I’m sorry I didn’t put a screenshot of the fb messages but my phone is dead now and I use the app there so…basically I’m sorry if this is a mess haha

I hope you’ve liked it though

Thanks for the prompt and thank you all for reading!!♥

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I… Have no excuse for the second image… I’M SORRY, OK?? The scene from the movie is so funny I just… Had to… 👉 👈

Anyways, hope you like it! ^^

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anonymous asked:

YEAH he IS hot but i mean. Ok I'll stop OMG. I just can't get over that picture. And I'm the same like, first my favorite was Akira but BOY just. Suddenly I started crushing Ryuji so bad

idk if it’s this one you’re talking about but i am a mess regardless

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@cataposa I was at the library today for like two seconds and was skimming the Tinkerbell comics and they were super gAY.