(you can never be too careful)

I keep think about the Paladins and their sneezes from the one ask, so this is what I have come up with: 

 Pidge: loudest sneezer, really pitched and when she sneezes her whole body goes into it. Sounds like she is screaming but honestly doesn’t really care anymore. 

 Hunk: moderate sneeze, not too loud but not soft either. Nose is probably never stuffed because he is always around strong smells.

 Lance: his sneeze sounds like he’s coughing. Can’t really distinguish the two and sounds very horse.

 Keith: only sneezes in multiples, sneezing once is impossible. Sounds weary after sneezing but is actually okay. 

 Shiro: kitten sneezes. Won’t even notice unless you’re right next to him.

Sincere Lie

Word Total: 984…  

Request: @suuny96 : Hi! I’m sick right now and I was hoping you could write an imagine with Kylo. Can you write one when the reader is sick and he spends the day with her and takes care of her? Thank you!

Pairing:  Kylo x Reader


“Never save Ren, again”

You felt uncomfortable below the blankets, it was very hot and the sweat felt uncomfortable on your skin, you removed them and huffed, but shivered as the cold air surrounded you. You gritted your teeth as that sensation return, rolling you turned to your side and see your reflection on the dark shiny wall in front of you.

Your hair was a mess, it was everywhere, your face looked pale… not too pale, being on the ship without the sun upon your skin made everyone on the Destroyer look pale in comparison with the other human beings in the galaxy.

“Stupid, Ren” you whispered under your breath if it wasn’t for him being lost on that harsh weather and surrounded by snow; with that fatal wound on him, you would never have taken your coat to apply pressure to the wound. “Note: Take two capes always” you groaned, the sheet now felt like sandpaper upon your skin. Your throat was killing you and you could barely talk and breathing was the worst, the cold air on your room make your nose runny and well breathing through your mouth was not the most advisable option.

Your eyes were fluttering closed until the distinguishable sound of the door opening, “I am dying Hux if you don’t want to share the same faith. I’ll advise you, to go away” you covered your face with the heavy blanket and rolled your eyes below it. “Are you de─ Master Ren”

Red covered your cheeks, you gave him and blank stare and gulped. You flinched as the saliva passed through your throat. “I am sorry, Master I─” you closed your mouth as Kylo removed the black glove from his hand. “Master?” you questioned as you tilted your head, not comprehending what he was doing until his naked hand landed on your forehead. His hand was very cold against your hot skin.

“Was it necessary?”

You bite your lip, trying not to say something smart. Of course, it had to be necessary to put the damn cape on his wound─ “I can read your mind”

There was a hot sensation coming up from your neck, “I am sorry, Master Ren. It was you know─” you closed your mouth as Kylo took a step back and stood up in front of you. Was he gazing at you or he was thinking of how to send you back to the Supreme Leader. “Master Ren─”

With no word, Kylo Ren turned back and exited the room. “Love you too”


You counted 1654 sheep until the door whooshed opened again. You didn’t dare to look who was it or what it was. Maybe someone had noticed your absence, or more like General Hux had sent someone to make it a lot worse than it was. “You should take a bath”

Your head whipped to the direction of your door, you had heard that natural voice a few times. In front of you stood, Kylo Ren─ or what should you addressed him he didn’t have his helmet on. He looked uncomfortable as you. “I─ yes um… well… I─” why it make you so nervous when he looked directly straight at you, no façade to mask his eyes. There looked sad almost like. You shook your head and looked at Kylo. “I shall yes, sorry”

You were coming out of the shower trying to remove the excess of water out of your hair. “I brought you something to eat” you dropped the white towel, mouth and eyes were wide opened looking at the different arrangement of food on the small table in the middle of the room. “I didn’t know what food you like”

“Thank you”

You sit there not knowing what to do, he sat across you looking at you. You smiled at him and then looked down, that was what you had passed doing the last five minutes. Was there something on your face? You wanted to touch your face but that would be weird─ “There is nothing on your face”

You glanced at him and frowned. “Can you not─”

“Sometimes you’re insufferable”

“Me? You’re the one that randomly kissed me”

Silence, you bite your lip; of course you had never asked him why the sudden kisses when he was not wearing his masks. Maybe it was that time of vulnerable moment, you were a woman he was a man… or maybe… you shook your head and glanced at him. “I am so─”

“Eat before it gets cold” Kylo said in a cold tone, you flinched but say nothing reaching for the closest piece of food in front of you. Your throat still hurt but at least the pain was bearable to eat your food. “The medical droid say to drink this beverage, it would make your throat feel better”

You almost jumped out of your seat, you never understand how Kylo sneaked behind you. His arm brushed your cheek that immediately turned red. Why the sudden attention? Was it because he was thanking you for saving his life? Well it was your job, you were a Knight of Ren; it was your responsibility. You stopped in your tracks as Kylo sat and glanced at you again. “Can you not”

“I didn’t read your mind”

“Not that, it just that─” How could you tell him, he’ll destroy your room if you tell him to stop staring at you.

“A sincere lie”

“A what?” You questioned taking a piece of the purple fruit. “There is not such as a sincere lie?”

“There is,” Kylo said putting his elbows on the table and put his hand on his hand looking at you.

“No, a lie is a lie” You said removing the weird texture from the purple fruit. “Tell me one, then. I bet you there is no─”

“You’re beautiful, that’s why I stare at you”

You blushed and you glanced at Kylo. “What?”

And god nobody forgets about Aaron & Eric but they are already canon so why should i talk about them non stop while i can ship crackships.

And yeah maybe norman said there is no chemistry (never read it anywhere but whatever you say) but we all know carol and daryl have good chemistry. I used to ship them but they have been teasing us for too damn long i dont see a point anymore. Oh and even IF i would ship them am i fetishizing straight couples? Totally right?

what the fuck is wrong with people? stop claiming you care about lgbt+ representation when you write toxic, sickening shit like this. i mean i hit block faster than i can look but wow. i want to rant about twenty other things, but goddamn this topped everything. stop ignoring perfectly healthy, canon gay relationships i’m so tired.

the-me-i-know-i-can-be  asked:

So I'm a new nurse, graduating in May. I've got a NICU job lined up. I don't have my own kids, and have been told I likely won't ever be able to have them.... Recently I had a near total stranger tell me that I wouldn't be a good NICU nurse because I've never had kids, and that I should look into a different area... as an experienced NICU nurse, what are your thoughts on new grads in the NICU and nurses without children working there? The NICU I'll be working in is very, very small too.

Some people just talk, completely, out of their ass.

Of course you can be a NICU nurse without your own kids. You will be trained and take care of your patients, just like any other job. I don’t think there’s any detriment to going straight into NICU or ICU from nursing school if you’re up for the challenge–I did it, as did many of my classmates.

The only bad choice is to go where you don’t want to go because of what someone told you.

If NICU is where your heart and head are leading you, go for it. :)

anonymous asked:

So cute when you play the victim, like you haven't spewed so much shit and lies about others before that caused them breakdowns too. Only it's okay because "you never said you were nice"

I am not the victim. I don’t really care what anyone says about me. I’ve put up with all sorts of nonsense the moment I gained any “popularity” in an MMO and that’s been years ago now. If I could handle that as a teenager, I sure can as a grown woman. It doesn’t really faze me anymore. But dragging my friends and random people into this? Yeah, no, that’s not okay. And all the other random people getting indirectly shamed with the sexist, classist, slut-shaming mentality behind the rumor to begin with? Downright gross. 

And I may not be nice, but one thing I’m not is a liar. I can’t stand that shit and it’s downright reprehensible to lie about another person. If I dislike someone enough to talk about it or tell others, there’s going to be a damn good reason™, and I will want the people to know about that damn good reason™. I’ll already have a damn good reason™ and thus no reason to lie. I’m not saying I’m never incorrect. I’m human and I do dumb stuff. But I sure as hell don’t lie. I’ve never intentionally lied about anyone, and almost never accidentally spread misinformation about anyone.

I also don’t go after anyone at random. Anytime I put the verbal smackdown on someone, they’ve been harassing me and/or others. And if it’s ever caused anyone a breakdown? That’s unfortunate, and I hope they’re doing better now. But no one is absolved the consequences of their actions or given a free pass to abuse others because it might hurt their feelings if they are forced to take responsibility. Hopefully it’ll be a good lesson, in that if they feel that bad for others simply standing up to them, they can only imagine how much worse they must make others feel to harass them in the first place.

You wanna know what’s cute, though? Throwing facts and ethics out the window ‘cause you have unrelated beef you wanna settle with Faye and anyone else who gets hurt is collateral damage in your valiant crusade. As for as making up lies about me goes, you and I both know (you surely more so than me in your head) that there’s plenty of negative stuff to say about me that doesn’t involve absolutely making up nonsense.

yknow you can draw trans people who look like human beings right??

like you know that we’re people, not just wild exaggerations of individual physical qualities that are known to cause the most dysphoria???

like, for example, you can draw a trans guy without warping the parameters of physical possibility to make him the most hyper feminine person ever even though you never focus on breast and hip size even close to that much when you draw women????

and you can draw a trans girl without making extra special care to add in every single little detail of her not passing even though you have never in your art career drawn a guy with a beard or broad shoulders or a noticeable bulge or whatever?????

like we’re just humans…… we look like other humans….. like you can just draw a human… why are you making things that look like you modded oblivion too much just because the word trans is involved

signs as people I know (check moon and sun signs)

aries: passionate about finding new ways to show love and create love with others, willing to put themselves down so others feel better, warm hugs, prefers music without words because they understand the message better without words telling them, will drive you to IHOP at midnight because you forgot to eat dinner, they care about literally fucking everyone, easily accept that change is unavoidable, their exuberant energy can seem very intimidating.

taurus: art is abundant in their ‘safe’ place, trying their best tbh, will put aside time that they need in order to help someone else, dislikes close minded people, sleeping prolly, has music too loud but they will tell you it’s not loud enough, thinks a shit ton about wether or not people like them but will never tell you that, actually very confident people, don’t really care about what people think of them but also cares a shit ton about what people think of them, so fucking loyal and expect nothing in return, can complain a lot actually.

gemini: can make anyone easily laugh, knows what’s in and what’s out, veryyyy generous people, pretty smiles, has good music taste because they listen to all types of music, relatable, seems very unattached to reality at times, doesn’t give up something/someone if they really love them, will cook for you willingly, they are ‘too cool’ for drama but typically start drama, will spend their whole night talking to you about future goals they have and the most random shit.

cancer: hold a very warm and gentle soul, can push people away because they tend to be very possessive but that is how they show love, they need a two year break, tries really hard to be relatable, let’s people walk over them without realizing, they love to pamper themselves to show love to themselves, you feel safe in their home, trusts people really easily, can get very broken and in a bad place if you betray them so please don’t honestly, when they’re angry it can show physically (red face, angry tears, etc).

leo: can be independent when they are comfortable in the situation, typically want the best for everyone, will defend you when you’re not there, will block you if you annoy them, just want someone to chill with, secretly want a partner but won’t say that out loud, ‘fake fan’, they have beautiful souls, these are the type of people you should go to last minute plans with (concerts, road trips, etc), just wanna have fun and look amazing while doing it, need/deserve love and attention from loved ones, gives you food if you forgot your lunch at home, you can see their emotions in their eyes if you look hard enough.

virgo: will try to avoid being honest with you because they don’t want to hurt you, is taken advantage of too often, will bring you a cookie if you’re having a bad day, courteous, organized, the person that always smiles at strangers just because, not really sure what they want out of life, can be very whiny, always want to be doing something to pretend like they have it together, if they are your friend please take advantage of how supportive they are to you, will very randomly give you compliments that can literally save your life because they’re always very thoughtful.

libra: passionate about making others’ lives better, cuddle bugs, energetic, gives their time to anyone who actually listens to them, thinking outside of the box, probably really pretty, kind souls but a tough exterior, wears sweats to the store because who honestly cares, makes jokes with people on line at checkout, they probably have a tradition to cook breakfast on saturdays, knows how to look good and feel good, once they find they’re self-worth not a fucking bull-dozer can take it down, please try to fight them on facebook because you will lose.

scorpio: very honest but also very petty without shame, fun and funny, blasts old jams in their car while trying their very best to avoid accidents, hates high school and loves college, just want to find a group that they fit in with, will try their best to make your birthday amazing I swear, open minded to literally everything honestly, critical friend, will tease you about something that happened five years ago, a total nerd about things they really like, very smart and efficient if they are motivated by their passion, unique style in all ways, beautiful minds.

sagittarius: flirty and prolly is dating someone right now, wants everyone to be happy but forgets about making themselves happy, cooks pancakes for you at midnight on a Wednesday night, will almost cry but then remembers a funny video they saw and starts to laugh, hates themselves but shows themselves a lot of love, makes jokes out of their pain, lovable, look intimidating but are actually very welcoming, hides emotions like a pro, very optimistic about literally everything.

capricorn: doesn’t study for tests but still gets amazing grades, can be very fake but honest with people they are close to, traditional without trying, will be there for you, they are very observant and will remember if you did something that meant a lot to them, honestly needs a hug and affection a lot more than they say, takes long hot showers to make up for the lack in physical affection, lovely people, good people to sit with in the back of the movie theater so that you can talk the whole time, will accidentally spill tea and start drama, trying their best, work well with people who have a good drive for things they are passionate about,

aquarius: so fucking funny, constantly trying to be a better person in order to make up for the shitty world, watches documentaries about the sex industry, sticks to their morals, thinks a lot about life and the meaning of all of this, thinks (knows) the government is hiding something, will kill you if you hurt an animal, super chill and loves music, passionate, indecisive to the extreme, smokes weed to see if food tastes differently, interesting individuals

pisces: very confused about life and that makes them very sad, protect them because they are amazing friends, cries about failing a lot, not judge mental, hates it when people accuse them of something they didn’t do, beautiful people with caring hearts that let’s in people who shouldn’t be let in, offer you a hug if they see you upset in any way, wants people to like them, trying to find who they are, tend to let people laugh at their pain, shuts down their feelings when they feel attacked.

Aries: Sometimes forgiveness is easy. Living with the consequences will always be the hard part.

Taurus: Learn to stop regretting your choices, or start making new ones. Because this misery doesn’t suit you.

Gemini: You’re worth more then that. Start holding people to the standards you hold yourself.

Cancer: Learn to enjoy the winter, they can’t take away the snow from you too.

Leo:  Some bruises just weren’t meant to heal. Learn to work around them.

Virgo: going back to old habits will never solve any problems, just quicken your walk to a shallow grave.

Libra: stop clinging to the people who are trying to destroy you. They aren’t worth it.

Scorpio: Never stop looking over your shoulder, you can never be too careful these days.

Sagittarius: welcome home. Now to settle down and have a drink with old ghosts.

Capricorn: recovery is never going to be pretty. Learn to love your scars.

Aquarius: You’ve won the war, why the fuck are you still trying to fight?

Pisces: Do you miss who you use to be some days when you look in the mirror?

—  This week’s horoscope
17 things to remember in 2017:

1. The nicer you are the more beautiful you become
2. Time invested in yourself is never time wasted
3. Your grades do not define your intelligence
4. Surround yourself with people who help you grow
5. Cutting ties with people you’ve held onto for too long will prevent future rope burns
6. Live for the small things like laughing too hard or going on midnight drives
7. Learn to listen to the music of the moment or you might just miss it
8. Never lose hope
9. Sometimes you have to let people go, not because you don’t care, but because they don’t
10. Be honest; genuinely honest to yourself and those around you
11. Your worth is not determined my other people’s inability to see it
12. There is beauty in simplicity
13. Kill the part of yourself that makes you think you can’t move on
14. The biggest battle you’ll fight is the one between who you are now and who you want to become
15. They’ll see how you affected their life much later
16. Be fearless and courageous; fight for what you love and want
17. Love is not a weakness: ever

The Houses as Your Friends
  • Gryffindors: doesn't give in to peer pressure, wants to be vegetarian but loves meat too much, never replies to messages, stresses over everything, has so many embarrassing stories, literally queen.
  • Hufflepuffs: laughs at inappropriate times, doesn't like people seeing them sad, procrastinates so badly but still manages to get everything done on time??, cries when they're ignored, can't help but make you smile.
  • Ravenclaws: instagram game strong af, has no clue about what to do in the future, best laugh ever, doesn't know when to act seriously, weird secret talents, resting bitch face, you can trust them with your life.
  • Slytherins: doesn't care if they're annoying, super touchy, tries too hard, somehow friends with everybody, eats so much but still super slim?? literally laughs at everything, secretly a sweetheart.

In this album released at the time of the new year, I want to ask for your support this year too.

First of all, my family
I miss you, I’m sorry that I can’t stay beside to take care of you even if I want too. My beloved family, please don’t forget that I always love you.
I’m always grateful to you guys.

Our members, Namjoonie-hyung, Seokjinie-hyung, Hoseokie-hyung, Yoongi-hyung, Taehyungie, Jungkookie
Thinking of it, we have reached our 5th year.
I always feel this but, it seems like I can gain strength from looking at you guys, who are always by my side. We used to not match well but now I think we’re really like brothers.
I always want to say thank you to you guys who make me enjoy everything I do even more.
I love you.

Bang Shihyuk PD-nim, Vice President Yoojung, Director Shinkyu, Director Seokjoon, Director Chaeeun, Director Lee Hyuk
Hobeomie-hyung, Sungseokie-hyung, Sejinie-hyung, Jungilie-hyung, Yoonjae-hyung, Sunhakie-hyung, Kwangtaekie-hyung
Pdogg PD-nim, Dohyungie-hyung, Donghyukie-hyung, Junsangie
Teacher Sungdeuk,  Sunghyunie-hyung, Hyunjoo-noona, Sunkyung-noona, Gabriel-hyung, Gaheonie
Jooyoungie-hyung, Changwonie-hyung, Bosungie-hyung, Wooyoungie-hyung, team leader Jaedong
Woojung-noona, Hayan-noona, Surin-noona, Hyunji-noona, Bunhong-noona, Hyeyoung-noona
Team leader Heesun, Seuli-noona, Nayeob-noona, Seolhee-noona, Jinah-noona, Kyungjin-noona, Yoori-noona, Onnuri-noona
Sungho-hyungnim, Hyojin-noona, Sunjung-noona, Mijung-noona, Yeonhee-noona, Seungwoo-hyungnim, Hyewon-nim, Yeji-nim
Hyukki-hyung, Eunjung-noona, Eunsang-hyungnim, Junho-hyungnim
Jungwook-hyungnim, Junsu-hyungnim, Hyunmin-hyungnim
Joowon-nim, Jooyeon-nim, Daito-sensei

Our family, including Bang Shihyuk PD-nim who thinks of us more than anybody else
Our beloved manager hyungs who stay up all night to stay with us and always go through so much, our PD-nims who always work hard to create good contents, our noonas and hyungs who work so hard from behind to make us become better idols… I’m really grateful to all of you, please don’t get hurt and I hope you will be happy like us, even happier than us.
And our Seolhee-noona, Bosungie-hyung who have worked really hard so far, please come visit often. You’re always welcomed.

Head of Department Dareum, Head of Department Naejoo, Head of Department Jihye, Jinyoungie-hyung, Hyunah-noona, Seolji-nim, Songhee-noona, Sohee-noona
Head of Department Hajung, Hyesoo-noona, Seoyeon-noona, Yeonhee-nim, Jieun-nim

I always feel uneasy that I can’t say thank you to you often. I should say more of those things to people who are close to us like family. Our hyungs, noonas who stay up all night with us, who go through a lot, who work hard to make us look better, I love you so so much and thank you.
I’ll do better~~ I love you.

Our family members including Director Lumpens, Director Hyunwoo, Director GDW, Writer Kim Hyungshik, Writer Kim Rinyong, Writer Jung Seok, Junsu-hyungnim, Writer Sung Goo, Plan A family including Sangwook PD-nim, Heena PD-nim, Hyunjung-seonsaengnim.

I think now we’ve become like a family just like our company members. I’m thankful for the wonderful contents that you always create for us, but more than that it’s thanks to you making us feel comfortable and enjoy on every set that we can do it more enjoyably. Please take care of us this year too.

Just Dance family, my friends, our Jinwoo-hyung

I wanted to say this but, I’m always thankful to you for staying by my side.

Hyungnims whom I adore and love, Timo-hyung, Sungwoon-hyung, Taeminie-hyung, Kwonho-hyung, Jonginie-hyung
I see you guys as much as our members so you may feel embarrassed reading these stuffs, but thanks to you I have fun everyday. Now please let the maknae treat once. I love you.


We have already reached our 5th year? Time flies so fast that even I wonder since when time goes by this.
Don’t worry, we still have so many things to show you guys, so with this album as the start, we’ll get to spend this year together too. Let’s kick off this album with fun and enjoy this year.
I hope you will all have a happy new year, don’t get hurt and be happy. I love you!

Those who always stay with us, I love you.

Sincerely, Jimin

Jin | Suga | J-hope | Rap Monster | Jimin | V | Jungkook

So yeah maybe I ran out of questions but you ran out of answers.
where the fuck were you when i was half drowned in a bottle of whiskey just asking for a text back?
where the fuck were you when life crawled under my skin and tore itself out from the inside?
where the fuck were you when I was going through it last November and you said looking at pain this close made you uncomfortable?
where do you get off with telling me I shouldn’t talk to him and that he’s bad and he only cares about one thing when the only goddamn time you were interested in me is when my clothes were off and yours were too
look at this game we played because it never was that to me but you only just now put your cards down so you could hold her fucking hand and
i can’t be mad about it I can’t feel it in my chest like a jolt of electricity i can’t beg for you to come back when you were never even here so
maybe i ran out of questions
but only when you stopped fucking answering them.
—  so block me again we’re not even friends– lily rain

“Nobody wants me, so they can all just die.”
Then what is your hand for?
“Nobody cares whether I live or die. Nothing will change… So they can all just die.”
Then what is your heart for?
“It would be better if I never existed. I should just die too.”
Then why are you here?

“…Is it okay for me to be here?”

  Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997)              

Hello guys, I just wanted to tell you that you’re so worth loving and I wish you a happy new year with a lot of love, health and self care, because you deserve it. You don’t deserve pain, problematic lovers or anything that hurts you, the pain will never remains too long and you can get through this. I know you can and I know you'll find a way to believe in this too. Happy 2017. ♥
No one wants to give-up on someone they love, such as a relative, friend or lover. But, sometimes we are forced to make hard decisions by extraordinary suffering. It’s easy to judge, or say, “never give-up,” until you have been there. Eventually, you begin to realize that life is too short and your powers to teach, influence or heal are limited. You finally accept that their emptiness, pain and dysfunction requires more than you have to give. You can’t hand your whole life and soul to someone who doesn’t even care about their own. Letting go is an excruciating heartbreak; mourning the death of what once was. If you did let someone go, and you still have guilt, it’s time to forgive yourself and begin to heal. If it is time to let someone go, for their sake, or for yours, then this may be your confirmation.
—  Bryant McGill
But that’s just how it works. One day he does something that feels like the last straw, that convinces you to walk away, despite how crazy in love you were. You text him that it’s over and you’re so angry that you swear to yourself to never care again. But a week later, you miss him so hard that you just want to go back begging. But you don’t. And of course he doesn’t either. You can blame it on his ego, but it’s exactly what you are doing too.
You replay every moment you spent with him and every word he said to you and every song you listened to together. You miss him because you used to get through every day knowing that you would talk to him in the night and hearing his voice would soothe you. You miss him because even fighting with him felt like love because you only ever fought for each other. You miss him because your fingertips left glitter on his face when you ran them down his stubble, and it can’t be washed away. You miss him because he wrote his name on your veins and it just don’t seem to fade away. You miss him because his arms felt strong and safe around you and now they must just feel empty.
You miss him so hard and so long and wonder if he ever misses you even a little. You check your phone every hour to see if he has texted you, even though you know he wouldn’t have.
Every second you spent being his feels like a dream doesn’t it? It was too good to be true, and you knew it even then. But would you take it all back just to save yourself all the heartbreak? No. You would go through it a hundred times over if only you could spend those limited minutes feeling that kind of love again.
But you never go back. You never send that “I miss you, let’s start over.” text. You sit there and miss him every second and let the pain kill you.
Does he ever text you saying he wants to come back? Do you ever get over him?
I don’t know yet.
I did everything right.
I gave my all each and every day.
I fought a losing battle tooth and nail
until it stripped away every vestige of my sanity.
It felt as if I were carrying the both of us.
As if I had to fight,
to care,
to love,
for the both of us.
In the end I lost.
It wasn’t because I couldn’t fight hard enough.
But because you could never match me.
Not my fury,
not my passion,
nor my love.
In the end,
I think I always knew
that I was just a little too much.
Not even your hurricane could quench my wildfire.
Maybe someday a gentle rain will be all it takes.
Maybe someday
when I’ve burnt out,
we can be.
—  whatifgodisacat 

No but actually the most important thing we learned tonight is that nothing terrifies Percy more than thought of actually being in charge of Whitestone. Like, a bunch of us had guessed that he would really rather just leave Whitestone in the hands of all the powerful women in his life and fuck off to his workshop, but Taliesin has now outright said it and that’s important - Percy would rather be wandering the world than be Lord of Whitestone.

Can you believe we’re here? Can you believe that this is where we’re at in canon?

Because what was the #1 thing people used to use to talk about how Perc’ahlia would never last?

“Vex’ahlia is too much of a wanderer, she’d never settle down! She would hate to be married, have children, and be stuck in Whitestone! And Percy being a Lord is his endgame!”

Meanwhile in actual canon

Vex: wants more than anything else a home and a place to settle down, LOVES taking care of people, keeps adopting random fucking kids.

Percy: being in charge??? fuck no my dude, i’ll be over here, give it to my sister, give it to my wife, idk go away, i’m gonna go test out this new explosive on an occupied giant fort bc i have no sense of self preservation