(yes i know why it says louis)

Apparently this is a hard concept to grasp. Yes, the song is Steve’s. Yes his team should be doing most of the work. But Louis is the leading vocalist. Louis and Steve both talked about how the lyrics to JHO were prioritized (whereas in most EDM songs, they are not). I’m not saying Louis’s team has to be as extra or vigilant as Steve’s, but Louis’s team is doing /nothing/. If you can’t understand why that’s an unfathomable and cringey concept, then I don’t know how to help you, but stop acting like everyone is ridiculous and overreacting for being annoyed, when you clearly have no idea what this kind of deal is should look like.

anonymous asked:

I don't want to support Louis and his when it's confirmed he stayed with Syco. We know Sony/Syco and how they treated Louis and I don't think they magically will end all stunts now. So for me it's a mystery why Louis even signed to them and I don't want to spend my money and time to support shitty label who made Louis to pretend to be a dad and made his life miserable.

i mean you can do what you want with your money but i don’t think that’s fair to louis. he’s the one who suffered through all of it and i trust him. yes syco as we all know is fucking shitty but we don’t know all the details they have worked out. also simon isn’t a majority partner anymore in fact sony owns 75% of syco now which is important and maybe a huge factor as to why he resigned with them. louis probably has a say this time and has control in what is and isn’t in his contract. i think it’s better to wait and see what his deal looks like and if his team can actually be competent this time. this is not an ideal situation but i don’t think we should stop supporting him for it? if you don’t want to support him it’s your right but i personally will support him and his solo career even more because i know how brilliant he could regardless of his record label or his team.

anonymous asked:

Sorry, but what? this is manipulative AF. and not sincere. at all. and you all celebrate it cause at least it is stunt free for 48h? this is were we are at now? this tells you everything you need to know.

IT’S ALL THEATER. Everything. Everything you see in the world is manipulated. Why? THEY WANT YOU TO BUY THINGS. One Direction wanted you to buy things too. It was all manipulated. This is why I have a tag that says, It’s All Theater but I Love the Show. And I do. I love the One Direction show. Do I love the stunts? Of course not. Do I love the underestimation of the female fanbase? No. Do I love what we know of the boys? Yes, yes I do. Do I think there is authenticity there? Sure. But at the end of the day they want to sell records and merch and concert tickets. And I don’t fault them for that.

I like promo focused on Louis as a singular human and musician/songwriter. So that’s what I’m celebrating. 

Let me be your good night.

This was written as part of my fic, Let Me Touch You Where Your Heart Aches (aka the Temporary Fix AU) and it was supposed to be a Bonus chapter, but I decided it didn’t fit. However, I think it would be nice to share it with y’all. Thanks to @roseandbee and @aslowmotionaccident for all the help. <3 

This is a drabble about how it all started. 

Warnings: Smut. Um… that’s it. There’s smut in there. 


“It doesn’t work like that!” Louis shrieked, reaching to snatch Harry’s controller from his hands. “You’re not supposed to just press a button consecutively and win the battle. It’s stupid and ruins the game.”

“You’re just saying that because I am winning!” Harry leaned as far away from Louis as possible, laying on the couch to avoid Louis, eyes focused on the screen across from them.

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anonymous asked:

I just read your story and it's amazing!! 💗And I was just wondering if you could do a scene where Louis wants to be the big spoon for once? (Like a little ficlit?)

“Really?” Harry asks disbelievingly, one eyebrow raised. He leans back against the headboard, folding one of his arms behind his head just for the way Louis’ eyes dart to his biceps for a millisecond. “Really?”

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hunsnroses  asked:

Drabble challenge! “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“Lou! Oh my God, Lou!” Harry clicked on the article as fast as he could.

“What, Harry?” Louis groaned from where he was rolled over on his side of the bed, clearly trying to sleep. Whoops. Harry was too excited to feel bad, though, because his friend from culinary school had gotten a write up in the Times and was in talks for a James Beard nomination.

“Read the article, Lou, read it!”

“No.” Louis grumbled before pressing his face more firmly into the pillow facing away from Harry. “What article?”

“Never mind, I’ll just read it to you.”

Harry took a deep breath to begin reading when he heard Louis snipe from somewhere deep under the covers; “Oh, good.”

He chose to ignore his boyfriend and read the article anyway. This was information Louis needed to know. “Chef Logan Thompson has taken the lunch world by storm offering up every kind of artisanal salad or sandwich you could ever ask for. Not afraid of the classics, he doesn’t shy away from good old fashioned mayonnaise as a flavor enhancer which is practically revolutionary in the hoity toity culinary world today - though he does have far more intricate aolis for the more adventurous at heart.”

Harry paused so that Louis could properly reply to the article that so wonderfully highlighted their friend.

“Ew. Mayonnaise.” Louis drawled, still muffled by his pillow.

“What? That’s all you have to say? Logan has gotten a glowing write up and you’re mad because you don’t like mayonnaise?”

Louis huffed, leaned up, put his glasses back on, and turned over to look at Harry for the first time since he had turned his light out and rolled over.

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anonymous asked:

"He has a monetary investment in Harry's career." that's fucking stupid, i get why people might be salty with james but stating as facts that he favors harry because has money invested on it it's just ridiculous and obviously that anon is talking out of spite, you can't say that as fact if you don't know shit and just assume shit because he didn't show the same behavior with louis

Uh the anon made an assumption, yes, but they didn’t state is as fact? Also let’s be real, I guarantee you that the anon isn’t the only one thinking this judging from the conversations I’ve had over the last few days. People might not voice their thoughts a lot around here any longer in fear of being shamed or bullied out of the fandom but I /think/ it’s not a stretch to believe he has an investment in the companies that are connected to Harry’s video and documentary and what else there is.

hunsnroses  asked:

plz describe the way college au Louis uses snapchat

outtake of the college au || this one possibly got out of hand and a lil emotional, sue me

It’s on Thanksgiving when Harry realizes what’s going on.

The first thing that tips him off is Gemma commenting that he should wear his pale pink button up for dinner. Gemma doesn’t know that he has a pale pink button up; he’d bought it only last week. The second thing is that she asks if she can borrow his copy of Gone Girl to read before she watches the movie. How does she know he bought that a few weeks ago?

He finds Louis in the kitchen, arranging napkins, and he strides right up to him and pokes him in the sternum. “Why does my sister know all these things about me that she shouldn’t?”

“Harry!” his mother scolds. “That’s no way to treat your boyfriend.”

He ignores her—his mum has always had a habit of treating Louis like her prized baby, which normally he publicly resents but secretly adores—and focuses on Louis, who looks sheepish, rubbing the spot where Harry poked him. He didn’t poke him that hard, honestly. Besides, Louis just set a personal record in this morning’s neighborhood Turkey Trot. He’s tough.

“Have you been sending her photos of me on that app again?” Louis is silent, which always means he’s guilty. Harry throws his arms into the air, exasperated. “Louis!”

“Sorry,” he mumbles, not looking sorry at all. He actually looks a bit gleeful. “It’s just—sometimes you do the most hilarious things and I need someone else to enjoy it with me.”

Harry rolls his eyes.

“Louis,” Gemma calls, striding into the room. “You should watch out, I think Harry found out that you and I are Snapchat best—oh. Hi, Harry. Whoops. Nothing to see here, then.”

Harry did not know this, just figured out that there had to be some correlation between Louis constantly pointing his camera at him and Gemma knowing all these random facts. “You guys are best friends? What about me?” His voice is very calm, no trace of jealousy. Not at all. He’s totally cool.

“What’s going on?” Anne asks, standing on the other side of the kitchen island looking very lost.

“What about you, squirt?” Gemma asks, stepping between him and Louis so that she can wrap her arms around Louis, effectively shoving Harry out of the way. He pouts. “You don’t even have a Snapchat, you think it’s stupid.”

“Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I want my boyfriend to like you more than—”

“Kids!” Anne yells, and they all freeze. “What’s happening right now?”

“Harry’s pissed off because Louis and I are best friends on Snapchat and Harry doesn’t even use the app and sometimes Louis sends me funny things that Harry does so we can make fun of him,” Gemma says, and when she’s said all that she has to stop to catch her breath.

“Oh, is that why Harry looks like he’s about to cry?” Anne asks, looking much more pleased now that she knows what’s happening.

“I don’t—I’m not—”

Louis steps out of Gemma’s embrace and appraises him. “You kinda do, baby. Sorry.”

“You’re supposed to be on my side!”

Louis laughs. “Yes, but I can be on your side and still send videos of you singing while chopping vegetables to your sister.”

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Here part 3

Part 3 of Here is now here, Hope you’re still enjoying it. Part four will come at the end of the week and hopefully something between Christmas and New Year as well. We’ll see, it’s going to be a busy time though so I’m not 100% sure yet. 

Anyway, enjoy I x



Wow you’re a bit eager aren’t you Harry?

I mean it’s 8.30

Had an early meeting this morning remember?

Oh yeah how did it go?

Yeah it was good thanks

Good :)

So what can I do for you Styles?

I was wondering if you wanted to go for coffee this afternoon? You gotta say thank you for that lift

Thought giving you my number was the thank you ;)

And I’d love to you but unfortunately I’ve got a date with someone else

Oh, who?

You wouldn’t know him, he’s in that shitty one direction band don’t know why I agreed to go really

Ah so you’re the reason Louis’ busy this afternoon

Oh and less of the shitty bet you play us on repeat?

Only to support my friend, but yes I’m meeting with Louis this afternoon I’m afraid

Seeing as you already know that I guess I was option number two anyway so I’m not sure I want to go for coffee with you anyway

Not at all, never

So when do you want to go for coffee with the best looking member of one direction

Who Niall? I haven’t really met him so might be a bit of a weird date but if you want to hook me up I’m game

You’re so funny

Seriously when can we go on a date?

Whoa who said anything about date?

You when you said it would be a weird date with Niall

Yeah a date with Niall not you

I’m not sure if I’ve genuinely overstepped the mark or not now

I’m joking Harry, don’t worry sorry my sense of humour isn’t great

I dunno it’s pretty dark I like it

So coffee…


A whole two days? So you can see Louis as soon as he asks but I have to wait two days

Enough with the jealousy

I have work tomorrow I’m afraid and have to go get Alfie well now and then pick up my car

I could drive you ;)

You’re not driving me anywhere I do silly things like give you my number when I let you drive me

Was that really a silly thing?

Well I’m having the longest text conversation I’ve had since high school about going for coffee when I’m meant to be going to get my eighteen month old son from his father who has already called me twice to make sure I’ll be there on time so…

Sorry I’ll let you go, meet you Friday at Richmond Park

Ok I’ll have Alfie is that ok?

Of course it is

Thanks see you then x

It’s a date ;) H x

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I’ve Got A Better Idea

Anonymous: Maybe you could write one where Harry is hanging out with one of the boys and he’s talking about you? xx

just a short one


Harry’s POV

I flopped onto Liam’s sofa with a beer in my hand. He followed into the living room and took a seat on the adjacent sofa. After taking a quick sip, he leaned back resting his arm on the arm rest. 

“Lay it on me.” He spoke calmly, and then that is when I just lost my calm, collected act. 

“I just don’t think we’re ready. I me-”

“Next.” Liam cut me off. I frowned at him.


“Oh change the record, Harry. Of course you and (Y/N) are ready for a baby.”

“What makes you say that?” I took another sip of beer.

“For starters, every time she walks into the room you light up like a fucking light bulb. You talk about her non stop and you can just tell.” He shrugged. 

“Tell? Tell what?”

“That you’re in love and certainly ready for a baby.”

“Yeah, I know we’re in love and there is no denying that, but having a baby is not only a big commitment but a huge step in our relationship. We aren’t even married yet…” I trailed off.

“So?!” Liam exclaimed. “Harry, get a grip mate.” Liam laughed loudly. “You don’t have to be married to have a baby, mate. Look at Louis for Christ Sake, he ain’t even with the mother!”

I thought about it but Liam just didn’t understand that we were talking about a new life here. 

“Why don’t you want a kid, Harry?” Liam now asked seriously, leaning forward. I copied his pose and rested my elbows on my knees, running my hands through my hair. 

“I do!” I said defensively. “But, well, oh I don’t know!” I groaned. throwing my body back into the sofa, wanting it to swallow me alive. 

“You love, (Y/N)?”


“You want children with her?”


“I say no more.” Liam simply said. I went to answer him but my phone vibrated on the coffee table. I picked it up and saw (Y/N)’s name with the message:

Hiya, out at the shops at the moment. What do you fancy for tea?x

My mind then started to drift off and started imagining. Imagining things that made my heart swell. I started to imagine (Y/N) cooking dinner for our children, myself playing planes as I tried to get them to eat, cleaning up more food than they actually ate. 

I quickly replied back:

Don’t worry, got a better idea ;)x

anonymous asked:

I noticed yesterday when people started trying to urge people to go see Louis at the Manchester thing that there was like a move by some blogs to shut it down. Like claiming there were almost no tickets left anyway and that people were just being dramas. It felt really dismissive and just shut up? I don't know why they would do that, it's not fair on Louis.

Yes, I saw that too. Anons and blogs. No. its not fair on Louis, but what can you say at this point?

anonymous asked:

ok I don't know why you guys are still holding onto hope for "babygate 2" ending anytime son. didn't you see that in one of his interviews liam said that bear was his proudest moment and that he looked like a mini liam with cheryl's eyes? it seems to me that he's a bit too enthusiastic for tis all to be fake. His attitude made the baby situation differ from Louis so I think it's clear that he's more tan ok with this.

Did I read the fan reports from the radio interviews? Yes I did. Did I hear Liam say those words? Nope. And even if I did it still won’t mean a damn thing to me. And why compare Louis and Liam’s situation? We all know Briana and her family and that babygate situation is a total mess. You don’t think 1DHQ learned something from it? As much as the fandom hates them, they sometimes learn from their mistakes. Shockingly.

If Liam adores Bear so much why has he been MIA for the first month or so of his life? Why did he leave poor Cheryl all alone during a vast majority of her pregnancy? Things don’t add up or make a lot of sense. And truthfully if we’re gonna compare Louis and Liam, we all know Liam’s been a better actor when it comes to stunts then Louis ever has been.

anonymous asked:

some fans really think that being their fans are more difficult that being THEM. they are like "oh i'm so exausted of all this situation and Harry/Louis are not making it more easy for me because they do not interact with me!!!". I mean YES YOU ARE WORRIED, and feel bad for them, but you do not feel worse than them. Because you do not even know what they feel. And they do not OWE you tell this.

I know, I know. @waytoomanypeopleintheaddisonlee made a really good addition to my original reply to an anon about this, which on top of what you say, gives a good insight into why realising that this is not happening TO US is a healthy thing. 

Presenting without comments: Lapelosa or the true definition of a manipulative lying larrie

The first one is a reblogged post, at first she started to unveil her “inside info” in her tags

Anonymous asked: You know for a fact he is not having a baby? Like sources?



 yessssssssssssss.. i know for  fact that louis is not having this damn baby.   FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK … we have been saying this for MONTHS!!! why does no one ever listen to us :( haha

sources: if I could fly

Tags: #this could not be more true #and to more directly answer yesterday’s anon: #yes anon everybody in the industry and their mother knows the story is fake #babygate

 X ‘ November 04, 2015

The rest are her posts:

Anonymous asked: do you think that if there had not been the fallout with simon/syco that they intended to come out under simon and use it to promo the MITAM?

Yes. In fact, I know it for a fact.

X January 13, 2016

Anonymous asked: I understand you can’t share anything but this “irving azoff signed whole band” is conformed to you? Like, you know it’s 100% true? I understand if you can’t answer. Thank you anyway.

Yes. And because I can’t betray confidentiality and hurt people this is the best I can do, which means I’ll be dismissed, and I know that–which is why hearsay is not outing, because it’s easily dismissed–and you evaluating the info depends on what you know about me as a person, if I tend to lying or am easily fooled (somebody who recently wrote a post about me accusing me of blindly believing an anon should really have known better….)–but maybe it’s something. It’s a frustrating situation, but I’m also very frustrated with a lot of fandom conversations.

I CAN say that the boys have repeatedly urged you to have faith in them, and I’m going to urge that too.

X January 13, 2016

Anonymous asked: sorry I didn’t understand your answer to my question so maybe I didn’t explain myself very well. What I was asking you is if you think NT has a plan for their coming out and for their future as a band? (In the previous answer you said something about the fandom reacting in a certain way but I didn’t see how that could relate to my question, sorry!)

Irving Azoff has signed the whole band and is currently working for Louis’ future, yes. What you saw in that tweet is the continuation of the smear campaign that we’ve been seeing since mid-July, when Simon Cowell started implying that 1D has no future. He’s saying that because 1D has no future with HIM.

X January 13, 2016

Anonymous asked: “Irving Azoff has signed the whole band and is currently working for Louis’ future”   Source?

I’m sharing what I can, anon, and no more. It’s either this or nothing.

X January 13, 2016

Anonymous asked: You sound very confident that the guys have signed with Azoff. And I’d like to be as confident as you. I don’t need to know how you know…but, I guess in terms of percentages - are you 100% sure/confident that the guys have signed with Azoff and will indeed be back?

I feel so reluctant to share stuff like this, precisely because of this issue. Yes, I am one hundred percent confident. Which I know perfectly well is something that you could very well not accept, but I want to do something to fight against the current smear campaign. Yes, when I say I know, I’m not fucking around.

X January 18, 2016

Anonymous asked: You know 1000% sure they signed with Azoff? The entire band?

Yes. The entire band.

X January 18, 2016

Anonymous asked: So I don’t think the baby is real and I know larry is real but that doesn’t stop my heart rate from going through the roof when things like those bracelet pictures happen. I’m gonna get off the internet and ignore things for a bit, but I wonder if you wouldn’t mind listing the things you feel comfortable saying you know for a fact? Obviously not the things that would be betraying a source of info, but the more general things? if not, it’s ok! I just trust you the most, so it’d be comforting haha

Hi anon,

I agree with the importance of logging off when the stress gets too much. Anything I feel comfortable sharing I’ve already shared, including 1. Louis and Harry are an engaged couple, and 2. Irving Azoff has signed the whole band and is working for Louis’ future. Those two things should really tell you what you need to know about this story.

Furthermore, listen to the bears! The bears say to be calm. So we are calm. We know how this story is going to end.

X January 22, 2016

Anonymous asked: Wow are Harry and Louis really engaged? Like you actually heard this from a reliable source?? Details please! Lol. Thank you!

Yes, from a reliable source!

X January 22, 2016

Anonymous asked: Do you know for a fact that Harry and Louis are still together and there is no baby?


 X January 27, 2016 

Anonymous asked: Angela. Do you think that L/H coming out this year is a lost cause? I’ve been holding on bc I want to see them through but this constant barrage of pap pics/DC/BG is slowly eating away any hope I had. You say they are together still. For a fact?

What, this year a lost cause? No, I don’t think that at all!

Yes, they are together. Everything you are seeing right now is about the business status of 1D, not about Louis/Harry’s relationship status

X May 30, 2016

Anonymous asked: So what I’m getting from your blog and Cris’ blogs is that you invest time and energy to share your thoughts and opinions on various subjects on a daily basis.  I’m also understanding that you have never claimed to be part of an inner circle that is privy to the exact nature of any sort of negotiations that go on behind the scenes.  Lastly, you are infinitely patient with anons such as myself and you wish nothing but the BEST for all the boys.  Would you say this is correct? Thank you, lovely xx

This is correct in every respect and I love you so much, anon!

X May 30, 2016

Anonymous asked: “I’m also understanding that you have never claimed to be part of an inner circle that is privy to the exact nature of any sort of negotiations that go on behind the scenes. ”  You truly claimed for a fact that you knew Azoff signed the whole band.  I mean no disrespect but I’m very confused. *insert Oprah “what’s the truth ” gif*

You don’t have to be in an inner circle to know that, anon. Me knowing that Azoff has signed the band doesn’t translate to me automatically knowing what is happening bts–but it is a factor that helps me evaluate things from outside, yes.

It’s really not very difficult to understand that A doesn’t translate to B, anon.

X May 30, 2016

Me, sliding a twenty across the table to Louis: say it

Louis: I don’t know …why do you even want me to call you that …

Me, sliding another twenty across the table: say. It.

Louis: you’re a little shit

Me, stuffing the rest of my twenties in my pocket, and leaning back in the chair in satisfaction: ahhhh ….yes…that’s the good stuff

anonymous asked:

What is this thing about Harry not having a house/not having anywhere to live? When did it start, and why is it still going? And also, what's up with the house people keep writing about that he's been renovated for ages?

Oh Harry Styles and the house saga. As you probably know Harry and Louis publicly lived together right after the X Factor. Then in…mid to late 2012 I want to say, those pesky Larry romance rumors began to deteriorate their friendship and Harry supposedly moved out and for the past year and a half his new house has been undergoing renovations. In the meantime he has supposedly been couch surfing…yes that is as ridiculous as it sounds. The rich and famous popstar has been living with everyone from the Teasedales to the Winstons to god only knows who else, everyone EXCEPT Louis though. So that’s where the jokes about Harry being homeless and living in a cardboard box came from. And what’s even better is how Harry himself started to joke about it: “I don’t live anywhere so no food” “I have that picture above my bed now. No. I don’t have a house.” etc. etc.

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anonymous asked:

Hi :) Your fic rec masterpost is a gift from God so thank you for making it and for keeping it updated <3 Could you please recommend some fics with good sexting?

OMG YES I CAAAAAAAANNNN !! (sorry, I love sexting)

- why don’t we go there?  : Louis sends a text message to a wrong number by accident. They keep texting each other from there. (19k, aka “you know, the fic with the audio file OMG THIS IS SO HOT”)

- Who Tells Your Story : “Baby girl, you’re always beautiful, you know that, but I am so excited to see how much brighter your smile is with a wig that is made especially for you,” Louis says, completely heartfelt.  Fizzy is incredibly smart and he knows that she tries to not let her lack of hair bother her, but you can’t help but hear what others say.  All the years building up on her of having to hear remarks about how unfortunate that such an “otherwise pretty girl” has to be left bald, in addition to hitting the height of puberty couldn’t have made things easy for her.   This wig means so much more than just a way for her to feel pretty.  It is the stepping stone for her confidence as well.Or the one where Louis never thought he’d get to tell his sister’s story, Harry never thought he’d find the right person to tell the story he wants told, and Fizzy has a way of making it all come together. (33k)

- Talk Dirty When You Talk To Me  : After a night out with Stan, Louis gets a dirty text message from a unknown number. Thinking its his best friend he replies. It turns out to be a boy named Harry. An experience Louis’ never had before happens after a heated discussion with said boy. (8k)

- Behind The Lights : Inspired by Maid in Manhattan, but not the same at all. (61k)

- send me a dirty picture, babe. x  : Louis knows exactly what he should do. Apologise politely to the stranger- so as not to provoke him- delete the text, and forget about the matter. So why does he find himself texting back, ‘Nice dick.’?  (4k)

- Jump The Gun : He groans in frustration, slamming his suitcase shut and maybe slamming his head against it a bit, because Harry Styles is trying to kill him, and it’s all because he has a stupid fucking fetish for girls’ underwear. (or, Louis likes to wear lingerie. Harry likes that Louis likes to wear lingerie.) (6k)

UPDATE (last update on April 6th 2017)

- What’s Stopping You?  : Or, the one where Harry wants to get over his crush on Louis, so he makes a Grindr account to find someone new. Of course, Louis messages him, not realizing H’s real identity. It only takes a few days for them to figure it out.  (14k)

- When We Were Younger  : About a week after Harry started visiting this particular chat room, he was watching some kid argue with the whole room about football, personally disinterested as he tipped a bag of crisps into his mouth. He happily chomped on the crumbs, taking a swig from a glass of Ribena to wash them down, glancing at the screen and very nearly spat the squash back out again. His heart was pounding wildly. The display icon of the argumentative newcomer had caught his eye, and not in a good way. He gulped as he clicked the picture, and when it popped up in full resolution, his heart nearly fell right out of his arse. - Sixteen year old Harry Styles’ world turns upside down when he logs on to gay teen chat to discover somebody has stolen his photos and used them as their own.  (76k)

- Nothin’ I Would Rather Do  : “Louis,” Anne said sternly.  “You know I have no problem with you working overtime if you need to, but I can’t have you running yourself ragged.  At this rate you won’t have the energy or stamina to make it to the party yourself!”“I’ll be fine, Anne.  I swear.”Her bright eyes sparkled as her smile turned a bit more coy and Louis knew immediately what was coming next.“I hope so, because you know, my son will be in town and coming to the party.”  Louis froze.  In all the months of her talking about her son and saying they should meet, she never once mentioned that he would be coming to the Christmas party.  Well, fuck.or…the one where Anne is determined to set Louis up with her son, but he’s perfectly happy with the random sexting “relationship” he has running with the random he met at a bar several months back. (9k)