Pregnancy Headcanons: Mystic Messenger
I’m a sucker for prengancy-related headcanons/one-shots/roleplays. I’m weird I know. Anyway here are some pregnancy headcanons for the RFA (slightly nsfw)(obvious spoilers)(Cussing)
Order: Yoosung, Zen, Jumin, Jaehee, Seven, Saeran, V
¤ Oh our little innocent cinnamonbun Yoosung isn’t so innocent
¤ Infact, 4/5 times he initiates the frickity-frackity
¤ Just so happens, though, that condom was expired
¤ And it was evident when it had broken
¤ And he had begun to panic
× “it’s leaking- Wait it’s leaking, MC it’s leaking what do we do? Ahh-”
¤ He ended up running out and buying like 5 pregnancy test
¤ But the baby factory doesn’t work like that so they all came back negative.
¤ So he thought you were fine
¤ Until two weeks later when-
× “Oh my God, MC are you okay? You sound like your dying”
¤ You made him buy more pregnancy test
× “But the 5 you took before came back negative”
¤ He ended up buying 7 more, cause
× “One of them could be faulty”
¤ You took 7 test, 5 of which back positive
¤ So Yoosung begun freaking out even more
× “MC I’m so sorry I should have checked the expiration date this is all my fault”
¤ You couldn’t help but laugh
¤ That laughter quickly turn to tears because holy fuck your having a tiny human.
¤ Cue more panic from Yoosung
× “MC?? No MC don’t cry or I’ll start crying too! MC”
¤ And here we have two crying grown children
¤ When the two of you finally calmed the hell down you begun to talk about it
× You both came to the conclusion that you both weren’t ready for a responsibility of this magnitude and that the best option for the child would be for them do go into adoption
¤ Despite all that, Yoosung still did everything to make you comfortable
× Mc.Rognalds at 4am? He’s got you covered.
× Extra pillows, even if that leaves him with none? Alright.
× Missing out on the most important, once in a life time quest, just so he can cuddle when you ask?
€ “Sorry guys, I have to do something Irl”
¤ When you *finally* go into labour, he freaks out, and you end up having to call the ambulance because he’s not calm enough to take you himself.
¤ Labour ends, and he probably won’t be able to use that hand for a while
¤ And then the doctor asks a simple question
× “Would you both like to see the baby before signing the adoption papers?”
¤ You both kinda look at each other, silently deciding.
¤ And then he nods, and you nod, and the doctor goes off to get the baby.
¤ The baby is completely healthy. Perfect weight, and with bright violet eyes and just a little (H/c) hair.
¤ And as you get to hold the baby for a few minutes, he kinda just stares in awe.
¤ And the silence is broken
× “They… they kinda look like us, huh?”
× “Mmhmm. They have your eyes”
× “ And your hair… MC?”
× “Yes, Yoosung?”
× “Do you maybe wanna keep them? I mean I know we’re not really ready but people aren’t always ready, and maybe we can do it”
¤ And that was all it took.
× Yoosung has joined the chat
× Mc has joined the chat
× Mc: As many of you may have known, I was pregnant for the past 9 months
× Zen: wait what?
× Jaehee: I don’t believe you informed us
× 707: Lololol they didn't
× Mc: Great news:
× Yoosung: We’re keeping them!
× Yoosung has left the chat
× Mc has left the chat
× Zen: They’re joking right?
¤ Oh boy
¤ It was a common wonder if you were pregnant with this one.
¤ Because it was constantly
× “Condoms can take the pleasure out of sex”
¤ That and birth control was a difficult thing to remember.
¤ So you kept a few pregnancy test
× More like a box filled with them
¤ So when you took 2 test, and they both came back positive, you weren’t shocked
¤ But you decided to tell him in a more fun way
¤ So you bought baby carrots, a baby bottle and a pacifier
¤ But when you got home, he was already there
¤ And holding a stick with pee
× “Mc are you pregnant”
¤ You were disappointed because you had bought so much stuff to surprise him and he had found out in other means.
¤ But then he hugged you
× “Mc I promise I’m going to be the best father that I can be, and I’ll always support the baby”
¤ And aww Zenny
¤ And then he proposed
× “I know I don’t have a ring right now but marry me please”
× “Of course”
¤ And waterworks come in, and well yeah its a happy day.
¤ He still does his plays, but will call you at every minute of the hour to make sure your okay
¤ If you want something, he will liTTERLY PAUSE REHERSAL SO HE CAN GO GET IT AND BRING IT TO YOU
× “Zen where are you going?”
× “Don’t worry, I’ll be back in a few minutes”
¤ Gets introuble alot, until he finally explains to the director whats going on
¤ When you go into labour, he’s in the middle of the real-deal play
¤ So his phone isn’t nearby
¤ When he finally hears the message he freaks out and runs to the hospital
¤ like litterly runs
¤ He gets there just on time, and won’t stop apologizing
× “MC I’m so sorry, you know the premire was today and I didn’t have my phone on me”
× “Stop apologizing and get over here”
¤ It’s a healthy baby.
¤ You got to hold the baby for about a minute before he starts complaining
× “Come on MC I want to hold them too”
× You’d glare at him “I just pushed them out of my va-jay-jay after holding them in my stomach for 9 months, I believe I can hold them longer than a minute”
¤ A happy little family
¤ It wasn’t like you two were trying
¤ But you weren’t not trying either
¤ It was more of a if it happens it happens thing.
¤ So when it happened you were happy.
¤ You, ofcourse, went to the doctor first and got yourself checked
¤ And yep, 4 weeks pregnant.
¤ You managed to convice the doctor to give you a sonogram right there and then and you got a copy of it
¤ Now to tell Jumin
¤ You made his favourite dinner, made the table look nice.
¤ Four plates, one for you, another for Jumin, one for Elizabeth and finally one for the unborn child
¤ On the plate of the missing guest, the envelope that had the sonogram layed there.
¤ When he gets home and dinner begins he’s absolutely confused
× “MC are we expecting guest?”
¤ Finally he notices the envelope, and becomes more curious
¤ He looks over at you, and you give him a nod that screams “Just open it already”
¤ So he does
¤ And he kinda stares at it for a while
¤ And you can’t read any emotion on his face
¤ And there’s just silence
× “Is this a sonogram?”
× “Is this your sonogram”
× “Did you hear that Elizabeth 3rd? You will be a sister"
¤ He eventually gets up and gives you a nice little kiss, that though it’s not too long means alot
¤ It’s joyous moment
¤ Low key scared that he will end up like his father
¤ When you find out you comfort him
× ” Your father is your father, and you’re you"
¤ Now this boy will not let you do anything
¤ Right after the dinner, he hired a maid specifically for your needs only, durring the day time
¤ And at night when you get your cravings, he will get anything needed
¤ Well he won’t, but Jaehee will.
× “Assistant Kang, I need you to buy some cheese with barbecue sauce and peanut butter”
× “Mr.Han its 3:45 in the morning, where will I find that-”
× He’s already hung up.
¤ And oooh boy, that baby hasn’t been born yet and already its been spoiled rotten.
¤ A nursery fit for royalty.
¤ Best toys
¤ And not to mention appointments 10 times a week
¤ Only the finest of doctors for his baby
¤ When you’re close to the due date he finds a way to work from home
¤ He convinces you to get a C-Section so that it doesn’t pain you as much
¤ Jumin Han? More like Daddy Han
¤ He won’t stop posting pictures of the baby and Elizabeth 3rd on the messenger
¤ It happened while you two were on a break.
¤ An open break
¤ And you were… well… drunk
¤ Pretty much a one night stand with no protection
¤ Eventually you an Jaehee did get back together like a week later
¤ And a week after that you weren’t feeling so hot
× nausea, hungry, moody
¤ Felt like your period but the blood was missing
¤ Eventually Jaehee took you to your doctor.
¤ Your doctor ran the same test 5 times
¤ Finally they simply asked you if “You had been sexually active with a male”
¤ To which you reply no
¤ And a few seconds later Maybe/Yes
¤ Jaehee just like ??? What
¤ And then the news
× “MC you’re pregnant”
¤ They leave you two alone to talk because he knows something happened
¤ There was silence for a few minutes
¤ And then you could hear Jaehee choke back a sob
× “MC I thought you would have been different… I thought this would have been different”
¤ You begin to explain to her how it all happened and when
¤ It makes it better but not completely okay
¤ It takes a few months for her to completely over it
¤ Once it gets to that point, shes ecstatic over the baby
¤ She always seems to have just what you need
× “Jaehee do you mind getting me a-”
× She passes you a pickle covered in Nutela
× “Thank you”
¤ When you go into labour she gets a call at work.
¤ Actually she gets 6 missed calls from an unknown number before deciding to pick up.
× “Excuse me, am I speaking with Ms. Jaehee Kang?
× “This is she”
× “I am calling about Mc, she seems to have gone into labour early and you are the number marked into her emergency contacts- hello?”
¤ She was at the hospital faster than the speed limit allowed.
¤ After, of course, informing her boss
¤ She knew just how make you comfortable and not get her hand squeezed near broken by the end
¤ Your really exausted so she’s actually the first to hold the baby.
¤ They’re small, and a tad underweight but otherwise healthy.
¤ The thing is, you two have gotten frisky even when Saeran was home
¤ And anytime, everywhere
× “Why can’t those two shut up for just one night”
¤ So the reality was, you getting pregnant was expected
¤ Except it never happened
¤ Because you, my dear, where as infertile as a mule
¤ Pregnancy was a difficult thing to achieve
¤ So babies didn’t seem like a possibility
¤ Until your boy Saeyoung came home wiTH TWO BABIES IN A BASKET
× “Saeyoung is that what I think it is?”
× “ If your thinking about babies, then yes”
× “Idiot brother”
¤ So your a mom now
¤ He had gone ahead and bought the babies toys, and bottles, and food, and milk and everything necessary for a baby
¤ He always was the one to get up when one of them began to cry at night
¤ Even if you insisted that you had it
× “Saeyoung I’ve got it”
× “Go back to sleep, I’m already ready”
× “But Saeyoung-”
× “No cuts, no buts, no coconuts”
¤ He would always post pictures of the three/four/five of you together in the chat
× Saeyoung: And in this picture we see my 4 favourite people
× Zen: I still can’t believe you adopted 2 babies out of the blue like that
¤ Apparently your infertility wasn’t so infertile afterall
¤ Oops your pregnant
¤ When he finds out he’s excited
¤ Cause like
¤ Three babies
¤ He lets you do even less than before
¤ Once your big enough he won’t even let you carry around the babies
¤ You would use the cravings as a way to get him out of the house and carry the babies.
¤ He builds like 15 robots to play with the babies
¤ He buys like another ton of toys
¤ Not to mention he gets to prepare the nursery with time this time
× Cat themed by the way
¤ When the third baby comes, you leave the other two with a panic-y Saeran
¤ Speed limits are no limits
¤ After the baby is born, Saeyoung gets Saeran and the two babies
¤ Takes a family photo and posts it on the chat along with a “lololol”
÷ BONUS ÷
× 707 has joined the chat
× 707: Lololol look at my 5 favourite people
× Attached is a photo of Saeran MC and three babies
× Yoosung: Did you adopt again?!
× Yoosung’s Questionmark emoji is attached
× 707: Lolol nope
× 707: This one was all me and MC
¤ You could hardly call that sex
× It was more like “lets see how fast we can fuck before Saeyoung gets back”
¤ You found out like a month later at a physical.
× “Congratulations MC you’re pregnant”
¤ As soon as your out, cue panic.
¤ A baby??? A baby was not part of the plan
¤ You took the bus home because you needed to think this over, without the Choi twins knowing just yet
¤ An hour later your home
¤ Surprise: Saeran isn’t, and Saeyoung is kinda just looking at you weirdly.
¤ Saeyoung finally tells you what happened
¤ Those fuckers hacked into your medical files as soon as your appointment was over to make sure everything was “Just Fine”
¤ It wasn't
¤ Pregnancy hormones started kicking in, and there were tears
¤ Saeran just happened to walk in at that moment after calming his own nerves
¤ There was more panic because he didn’t know how to comfort you.
¤ Eventually he pulls you aside into your room, hands you a tissue and waits for you to calm down.
¤ When that happens (like an hour later) he kinda just sighs and tries to work things out
× “I know we didn’t plan this, but I know you’ll make a great mother, I’ll try to be a good dad”
¤ Comforting but he’s High-Key scared.
¤ When it’s all sort out he’s actually really cute
× Low key loves to talk to your belly
× Complains but always does what you ask him to do
€ He would say “Mc It’s 3:47 in the morning where am I going to find that?” While he’s getting dressed.
× Protective over you and the bump.
¤ When Due date comes he can’t stay in the room with you. Your screams almost give him a panic attack, so Saeyoung goes in his place while he stays a good 2 hallways away.
¤ When the baby is there, and he kinda just stares at it.
×"Its so tiny and chubby”
¤ But he immediately falls in love with them.
¤ He’s scared of carrying them
× “What if I drop them?”
× “You won’t”
¤ Eventually he does, while sitting next to you in the bed.
¤ Saeyoung ends up snapping a selfie and BOOM family photo
¤ Blind sex was great
¤ For all you kinky bastards its like a perpetual blindfold
¤ But blindness has its disadvantages
¤ For example: if your blind, you don’t notice when the condom’s broken
¤ Just so happens that’s what happened to our dear V
¤ And that became evident a week before his surgery
¤ On the pregnancy test
¤ So instead of telling him, you decided to wear a shirt that would read out “Your going to be a father”
¤ Because whats better than the first thing you see after being blind for who knows how long being that your going to be a father
¤ But that quickly backfires once he’s told that he can’t take off the bandages for three days
¤ And he takes them off at two
¤ And you don’t have the god damn shirt on
¤ And so the water works begin
¤ And so does the confusion and panic
× “MC why are you crying? Aren’t you happy?”
× All that be heard is incoherent crying
¤ And once your calm…enough… you explain
× “It was supposed to be a surprise, the first thing you saw was supposed to be the shirt”
× “What shirt?”
× “The one telling you you were gonna be a dad”
¤ And boom the surprise was out.
¤ And holy fuck he was crying
¤ And not out of sadness but out of happiness
¤ Cause not only did he get to see, he also got the best news of his life
¤ Next thing you know your pulled into a hug
× “MC thank you, I love you! Thank you so much”
¤ He was supportive as hell
¤ Boy got you as many things as he could
¤ But due to his recent achievement of sight, he couldn’t get you it all
¤ There were certain things, like driving or walking in the night, that just weren’t safe enough for your liking
¤ So you’d ignore your craving until morning
¤ But he always made up for the time needed to get them by going to EVERY SINGLE APPOINTMENT YOU HAD
¤ Still it was helpful to you to have him there
¤ He takes so many pictures of you like there’s no tomorrow.
¤ You and the belly
¤ You both agree a planed C-Section is the best choice, less pain, and less shock and panic than if your water broke
¤ When the day came, you both drove there
¤ He couldn’t stop talking about the unborn yet baby
¤ Once you where brought into the room
× “Sir, I’m sorry you can’t take that camera into the opertating room”
¤ Someone isn’t getting invited to the next RFA party
¤ The baby was slightly underweight but beautiful none the less.