I like that, in the mornings, I can wake up, take my dog, and go grab coffee and a bagel, then bring back a box to my wife. I like that. I don’t want anything else or need anything. I have a great wife and a great life.
Happy 31st Birthday, Armand Douglas “Armie” Hammer! (August 28, 1986)
God could you imagine how Iggy would feel when presented with a harem? Because now I am. I'm torn between the Iggy that would be like "hell yeah of course I'm hot shit" and the Iggy that would be all flustered but flattered as hell by all the attention.
As much as I so wanna go right along with the sex god!Ignis HC, I know good and goddamn well how Ignis would actually react to all the thirsty hoes clamoring after his dick:
(Default gif for shell-shocked Ignis btw)
Ignis: …I don’t understand why all of these people want to-
Random Iggy thot: IGNISSS, I WANNA SIT ON YOUR FACCEEE
Crowd: *cheers in agreement and thirst*
Ignis: …by the Six… *fiddles with his glasses nervously, a bright blush forming on his cheeks* What… these people don’t even know me.
Me: yes, they do. They’ve watched your every move. They’ve created HCs about what they couldn’t see. They’ve drawn pictures of you in outfits you probably don’t own… well, idk, do you happen to own a set of garters and pantyhose? Asking for a friend.
Ignis: *chokes* I beg your pardon?
Me: Yeah you were begging for something else in this one fic… anyway, so, go say hi to all of your adoring fans *pushes him closer to the edge of the stage where the crowd surges forward*
Ignis: *digs in his heels* Oh no, this couldn’t possibly be- you’re presenting me to a hoarde of people who want to… they want to…
Me: …fuck you, yes. You know, Gladio took to this a lot better, and Prompto is busy taking panoramic shots with his group and helping them figure out which Snapchat filters are best
Ignis: *full sarcastic snark mode on* Oh, right, I suppose you just expect me to discuss new recipes with the masses as they unrepentantly oogle my rear end, I gather.
Me: *forcibly diverts gaze from his ass* Huh?
Ignis: *rolls his eyes* And how is Noct doing with his harem?
Me: Uhhh… he was playing a nice game of “the crowd is lava” by warping to a high point on a wall and just hanging there until his arm gets tired before switching sides, last I checked.
Ignis: … so in other words, he’s terrified. I should go to him and get us both out of such untenable circumst-
Another Iggy thot: OH DOES THIS MEAN WE GET BONUS IGNOCT???
im gonna start off by saying that eunha is very girlfriend material
i believe eunha would put you before almost everything
she would always take care of you and if she isn’t able to due to being far away, she would always check up on you when she has the chance
she would be the type to come off as shy when you first meet but then begin to drop flirty comments the next day
so before you guys started dating, you would already know she had a thing for you
but she would be confident enough to ask you out after yerin gave her a whole lecture about the purpose of life and why you must take chances
and she would be so glad she did
eunha is definitely an arcade girlfriend
like most of your dates are at arcades
whenever the two of you have breaks, it’s mostly spent staying indoors, ordering pizza, and binge watching tv shows
but she would also like to do something special with you like going to a theme park or a beach
eunha wouldn’t mind skinship
if you guys are in public, she would simply hold your hand
sometimes she’d give you some kisses on the cheek
but when the two of you are alone, there’s probably lots of hugging and kissing and heated makeout sessions
i feel like after a while of not being able to see each other, eunha would randomly surprise you
“it’s been tough without you eunha. i just want to hug you. why can’t it be simple for us to just hold each other.”
“maybe it is now”
“open your door, y/n”
and then eunha would be standing there with so many gifts
and she would even bend down and pull out a ring
but then you’d thing oh no im too young to get married
but it’ll actually be a promise ring
and then you guys would promise to stay connected despite how busy you both are
and then you would most likely cry causing eunha to cry
don’t ever think that eunha doesn’t care because she does. you’d be the most important person to her and she would always try her best to keep on caring for you and expressing her love despite the things that may get in the way.
eunha would love you a lot, and you would’t forget it