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Candles: Color and Purpose

Candles are seen as the most powerful object for witches. If one lights a candle while reciting a chant or prayer for enlightenment, empowerment, and good health is one way to use a candle. One can also ward off negative energy and impart positive energy into one’s life using a candle also. 


Historical Uses

  • Birthdays were the first ritual with candles used. Many believe the practice of wishing and blowing out the candle brought this wish to the gods who would grant it via the smoke. 
  • Candles represent earth (wax), air (smoke), water (melted wax), and fire (flaming wick).

Magical Uses

  • Always be in the right frame of mind, or the spell will create an opposite effect intended
  • Allow candle to burn down on its own for most rituals 
  • When the candle has extinguished itself, the spell will be complete
  • Some rituals and spells may ask for the candle to be extinguished and then re-lit the next day
  • Never leave a candle unattended 
  • Give decent amounts of time for the candle to burn

Choosing a Candle 

  • Magickally disinfecting your candles before using them is very important, since the energy from those who shipped it may linger on the wax. It is good to make your own candles from scratch for this reason also. 
  • Avoid dipped candles such as white candles dipped into colored wax. Try to find ones solid color throughout  

Cleansing Your Candle

  • Depending upon your preference, you can do a few things to cleanse your candle, such as leaving it outside for a week in the garden to soak up the moon’s rays at night
  • For a less time-consuming cleansing, you may anoint your candle, using water and oils prior to the spell or ritual:
  1. Wipe clean with a paper towel, removing all dirt 
  2. Prepare a solution of spring water, one teaspoon of sea salt, and warm until the salt dissolves. Allow to cool, and then pour back into the bottle. Keep this in the refrigerator for about a month for use over time. 
  3. Intent. Stand in front of your sink, hold the candle in your left hand (nearer to your heart). Be very careful not to wet the wick, and pour a small amount of the sea salt spring water solution over the candle. If using a tea-light candle for quick burn time, remove the candle from its casing before cleansing with the water. Take a fresh paper towel and dry the candle very well and say the following: “This magickal water cleanses thee, with good intent and purity” (Robbins and Bedell, 2017).
  4. Inscribe the candle with a small, sharp knife or thick needle, and scratch your full name and your wish into the wax. It is not important that it be legible, nor the location where inscribed. The words will clout the spell more as the candle burns down. 
  5. To anoint your candle, pour some pure vegetable oil into a bowl. This oil is used for most anointing, but if using a spell for health and well-being, you may mix in a few drops of other oils if you wish. Lavender is common for health and well-being spells and will make the magick more intense. Hold the candle in your left hand again and dip the first finger of your right hand into the oil and run it down the candle from top to bottom in a line. If anointing a tea-light, place it back in its casing, dip your finger into the oil, and smear it in a clockwork motion around the top of the candle wax. Say this invocation: “This magickal oil anoints thee, with all things good, magickally” (Robbins and Bedell, 2017). The candle is now cleansed, charged, and ready to be placed in a suitable holder in preparation for the spell you choose. 
  6. Rhyming and repetition can help add punch to a spell. A lot of ancient and prewritten spells will rhyme with a poetic fluidity. Repeating the spell will give power to the message each time. The most magickal numbers that represent completion are 7, 9, and 12. 
  7. To end the spell, you will need to close the ritual. Choose one of the phrases such as “and so it is” or “the spell is cast” or “so mote it be” before looking upward and saying “thank you.” 

Colorful Uses

  • The correct color is the most important thing with candle use
  • Some spells are exact to the color needed, and others more flexible 
  • When in doubt, always use a white candle for it is neutral 

Color Correspondances 

  • White
    • Cleansing homes
    • Purifying spaces
    • Creating harmony
    • Invoking spirits
    • Improving communication with others
    • Summoning guides and angels
    • For use in every situation 
  • Blue 
    • Promoting restful sleep
    • Finding the truth
    • Gaining wisdom and knowledge
    • Invoking psychic visions
    • Calming emotions
    • Suppressing anger
    • Aiding meditation
    • Moving your house
    • Becoming more patient with others
    • Curing a fever
    • Having a better understanding
    • Protection 
  • Red
    • Promoting strength and vigor
    • Rejuvenating energy and stamina
    • Conjuring willpower
    • Summoning courage
    • Inciting passion and sexual love
    • Sparking enthusiasm
    • Prompting quick results
    • Warding off enemies
    • Becoming more attractive to others
  • Pink
    • Healing emotions
    • Attracting romance
    • Becoming more caring
    • Inviting peace and tranquility 
    • Healing rifts
    • Banishing selfish emotions
    • Protecting family and friendships
    • Invoking spiritual healing
    • Being more compassionate 
  • Green
    • Accumulating money and wealth
    • Promoting prosperity and abundance
    • Accomplishing goals
    • Growing plants
    • Attracting luck
    • Negotiating employment matters and finding new jobs
    • Hastening conception and solving fertility issues
    • Casting out greed and resentment 
  • Yellow
    • Increasing activity
    • Resolving health matters
    • Nurturing creativity and imagination
    • Passing exams and learning
    • Aiding concentration
    • Controlling mood swings
    • Protecting yourself when traveling
    • Persuading others
    • Healing problems associated with the head
  • Orange
    • Increasing energy and stamina 
    • Improving the mind and memory
    • Promoting success and luck
    • Developing business and career
    • Helping those with new jobs
    • Clarifying legal matters and justice 
    • Selling goods or houses
    • Capturing a thief or recovering lost property 
    • Removing fear
  • Purple
    • Summoning spirit help
    • Bringing peace, tranquility, and harmony
    • Improving psychic ability 
    • Aiding astral projection
    • Healing
    • Easing sadness
    • Improving male energy 
    • Summoning spiritual protection
  • Brown
    • Attuning with the trees and earth
    • Promoting concentration
    • Helping with decisiveness
    • Protecting animals
    • Amplifying assertiveness 
    • Aiding friendships
    • Bringing material gain
    • Gaining mental stability
    • Connecting with Mother Nature
    • Studying and learning
  • Silver
    • Summoning the Mother Goddess
    • Drawing down the moon
    • Connecting with lunar animals
    • Purifying female energy
    • Improving all psychic abilities
    • Aiding clairvoyance and the unconscious mind
    • Ridding negativity
    • Developing intuition 
    • Interpreting messages in dreams
    • Banishing bad habits
  • Gold
    • healing and enhancing well-being
    • Rejuvenating yourself
    • Improving intelligence
    • Bringing financial gain and wealth
    • Winning competitions
    • Attracting love and happiness
    • Maintaining peace in families
    • Cosmic ordering
  • Black
    • Protection
    • Strength
    • Banishing
    • Reversal
    • Hex-breaking 

Source

Robbins, Shawn, and Bedell, Charity. The Good Witch’s Guide. New York: Sterling Ethos, 2017. Print.

anonymous asked:

do you have an idea of a checklist for learning how to create digital art? like i know practice is essential, but i don't really know where to start or where to go from there. thanks so much xox

I think I can toss some stuff out here that might be of use.  Assuming an artist learning digital art starts from the beginning–owning a tablet & drawing program but not knowing how to use them–here’s an inconveniently long list of stuff that could help them.

TL;DR: 1, mess around till you’re used to drawing digitally. 2, study and create ad infinitum. 3, a bunch of tips that are pretty hard to TLDR so you should probably just go over em.  Step 2 is basically what you asked me NOT to tell you (“practice”!), but unfortunately it’s all I know how to do :,(

1) If you own a tablet that you plug into your computer (i.e., you don’t draw directly on the screen), feel free to spend a few weeks or even a month+ just getting used to it.  When you first start out, it’s really freaky drawing in one place and seeing things appear somewhere else, but trust me in that you won’t even notice the disconnect after a few months of consistent digital drawing.  I’ve been painting digitally for about 2 years now, and it’s actually slightly easier for me to draw digitally than traditionally.  [If you have a cintiq, or you use an iPad with Procreate, or something similar, then you probably don’t have to spend as much time in step 1.]

Keep in mind that it doesn’t matter how good you were with traditional drawing when you start digital; the mental disconnect you have will make it very difficult to think about proportions, values, edges, colors, etc.  You’ll probably notice yourself making mistakes that you wouldn’t normally make on paper.  Don’t worry about them, just keep drawing as you usually would.  Digital you will catch up to traditional you in time.  

For now, get used to blending colors, drawing somewhat steady lines that go in the correct direction, and fooling around with brushes and brush settings.  If you come across a brush that you like (easy to work with + pleasing results), it may help to stick with it as you continue to learn.  Digital doodles and sketches are good for this stage; though try to keep doing traditional work so your base art skills don’t atrophy.  

If you’re just starting out with Photoshop or Sai or Krita or whatever software you’re using, you’re gonna be intimidated by all the funky buttons and settings that you first see.  If it makes you feel any better, I use maybe 0.1% of the tools that Photoshop offers me.  When you start, all you need to worry about is the brush tool and control-z, maybe the eraser too.

2) Do studies as well as pieces from imagination.  You can move into step 2 as early as you please; you don’t have to wait until you think you’ve become “skillful” at digital drawing (in fact, this step is what will probably help you become the most comfortable with digital).  It’s alright if your colors are icky looking and your values are off (tip, occasionally turn the saturation of your drawing to 0 to check the values), because as long as you keep studying reality and appealing art & continually learn from your mistakes, you’ll get better. 

Always remember to study or at least appreciate the qualities of art you enjoy.  It’s the same thing that people always tell writers–you have to read a lot to write well.  You probably shouldn’t shield yourself from the influence of other artists; while you may think that this action would help you develop artistically in the manner most true to yourself, in reality the vast majority of the process of learning art will be honing in on what you find visually pleasant so that you may, in turn, express your artistic taste in your work.  If you look at other people’s art, you can pick out tiny aspects of it that you like and incorporate that into your style.  It’s a bit trickier to build a style without the “help” of other artists, though you can always turn to nature for help. On that note, I also recommend referencing nature as much as you can, because we as human beings are sort of wired to find natural designs, colors, and structures beautiful.  Look at nature for the universally beautiful, and look at art for the subjectively beautiful (i.e., enjoyed uniquely by you).

If you find yourself getting burnt out pretty quickly, then just paint/draw simple and small things for period of half an hour to 1 ½ hours a day (and switch back to traditional).  You can spend this time mapping out proportions, creating thumbnails of values/colors, drawing linework, or whatever.  Add complexity to your pieces as the months go by, and if you already have a decent foundation in drawing aim to create somewhat finished pieces after maybe four months to a year.  Please note that the second part of that sentence was something I completely made up out of my head, because I’m trying to quantify pretty unquantifiable concepts such as a “decent foundation in drawing” and a “somewhat finished” piece of art.  If you find it unrealistic, or just too easy of a goal, disregard it entirely.  It can take you half a decade to learn to make finished digital art, or you can get it down in a couple months.

3) Fun fact, there’s not really a step 3 as you stay in 2 forever, always studying and creating.  But there’s a few other things about digital art that you ought to know, so here they are:

• If your computer doesn’t make a fuss about it, I’d recommend working on a decently large canvas (at least 3000 by 3000; I personally prefer 6000 by 6000). You’ll get less defined edges and colors if you go below 1000 by 1000, from my experience.

• If you have a tablet with pressure sensitivity (you probably should otherwise digital painting is kinda hellish), go to your brush settings and set ‘transfer’ to ‘pen pressure.’  This is what makes it possible to blend.  

• If you’re having trouble matching colors while studying, you can always color pick the ref (in photoshop: bring the pic into PS and use the eye dropper tool) and compare its colors to your colors.  Some people add too much red to their skin tones, some people draw their highlights with overly desaturated colors, some people make trees and grass in their landscapes too green; whatever the case, take note of and correct errors that you consistently make.  

• Get used to using the transform/warp/liquify tools (liquify is technically a filter but you get what I mean).  They’re lifesavers for fixing proportion mistakes that you’ve only noticed 8 hours into a piece. 

• Give layers a shot.  I only work on one layer, but I’ve heard from people who divide their piece up into multiple layers that they’re damn useful (until you draw on the wrong one). 

• Flip your canvas horizontally every once in a while to make sure stuff hasn’t gone awry. 

• Screw around with color modes; they can do some really fancy things that are difficult to duplicate with normal digital painting, let alone traditional.  On the topic of colors, don’t be afraid to use somewhat desaturated colors (near the center of the color picker square in PS). There are some very aesthetically pleasing color combinations that you can make out of somewhat dulled colors.

• If you’re using PS, bind ‘step backward’ to control Z, not ‘undo.’  This is under keyboard shortcuts.  Set up a bunch of shortcuts that are the most convenient for you–personally, I only keep my left hand near the lower left region of my keyboard (my right hand is away from the keyboard and off to the right, drawing on the tablet), so I have all of my necessary shortcuts in that area.

This was a bit longer than I expected, but I figure that someone out there can get something out of it.  Cheers to you, if you do.

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Different Ways to Cleanse

Originally posted by ikemasda

   As we all know, there are many different ways to cleanse. You just have to find what you like, and are comfortable with. So here’s just a few ideas on how you can find your style of cleansing, but don’t forget to try your very own ideas!


Himalayan Salt Lamps

My family absolutely loves these, and I do too. These lamps are normally made from big hunks of Himalayan salt, and the natural colors are usually a mix of pink, peach and orange. But you can find special colored ones such as white and green online and even in some stores. Depending on the size, weight, and even color, the price range is usually anywhere from $15-$30 for a decent sized one. Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, Staples, Micheal’s Craft Store and even Walmart have them.

These lamps cleanse the  air of dust, pollen, and electrons and replace with protons, some say. They can even increase energy levels. They’re also environment friendly. With all the good stuff is can do, no wonder it can be used for cleansing…

I have a small/medium sized one in my room, and I charge and cleanse crystals with it, and other things such as charms. I just say whatever needs cleansing/charging near it and go about my day.

Water

Note; some things should not be put into water, such as certain stones, etc.

As we all know, the Elements are known to be able to cleanse and charge objects. Water can be one of the easiest elements to cleanse with, since you can literally just put things in a bowl of water.

If you have certain stones that are safe to put into water, then try this;

1.Take a bowl

2.Put some warm water in it

3.Put some salt in the water and stir.

4.Put stone in water and let it sit.

5.Once done cleansing it, run it under water to make sure the salt doesn’t dry on the stone.

You can also cleanse things by just running it under some water (on high…if that makes any sense? Like, the water pressure is high, if you get what I’m saying.) You can even cleanse yourself with water while taking a shower. While showing, imagine all the negativity is washing away from your body, and into the drain.

Air

I think Air is one of my favorite Element to use in witchcraft. It’s powerful, but also gentle. You can cleanse objects, and yourself, by going out on a windy day and just standing/laying there. Let the wind go through you, getting all the bad energies out of you. This is also the same with charging.

Moon & Sun

People seem to normally cleanse with the sun, and charge with the moon. I personally like the Sun better, but that’s just my opinion. Charge/cleanse things by putting them under the sun/moon as let it sit there. Some people say let it charge for 24 hours, but I think letting it soak up as much of the energy it can is enough.

Dirt

The Element of Earth, you can cleanse with easily. Simply take your object, and bury it a couple inches and put dirt over it (don’t do this extremely close to your home.)

Note; you should not do this with certain objects.

Incense/Sage

There’s a lot of debate about using sage, but I’m not getting into it on this post. Certain incenses can be good for cleansing. Either using your sage/incense, cleanse your object by putting it into the smoke. You can cleanse your way like this too.

Noise/Music/Dancing

This is especially good for cleansing large areas such as rooms/buildings and spaces outside. I personally do use this way of cleansing, by using a tambourine  and/or a bell. You can also use your beautiful voice as well. Say a chant like “All negativity and evil is banished now leave” or something like that.


I was actually gonna make this post longer but im lazy af so yeah

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hey, i’m opening up emergency commissions!

here’s what’s going on:

my parent’s food stamps got cut really bad? the place keeps telling my mom that she didn’t turn in the correct information at the beginning of the year. she tried to fix it and turn in every thing, but they keep refusing her. it could be months before we get a decent number of stamps again. (we are getting 60-100 which is only about $120-$200 worth of food. there are eleven of us in the house) it is only like 19th as i type this, and we are pretty much already living off left overs and that’s that we try to find deals and buy reduced food.

if you could commission me, that’d be great! i’d be able to help my parents buy food for us while i am still applying for jobs.

about the commissions:

they are $30, unless you wanna give me more (lol). full color, up to two characters. there’s not a lot of things i won’t draw, so just shoot me a dm if you’re interested! i will only be taking so many at a time, though. spots are limited, so i don’t get overwhelmed, but i will reopen them as i finish the batch i’m on, etc. 

thank you & reblogs are appreciated.

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Yuna - Final Fantasy X

Here is a character I have loved for a very very long time. It’s great to finally have a doll made! Now I know the skirt is a bit dark, but in person is was the only blue that sorta fit the colors she should have. Maybe someday I’ll find the perfect yarn and try again.

Her staff was really tricky too. there’s two loops of wire at the top held together by the yarn. I really stepped out of my comfort zone with this doll and I had a blast.

Want a plush of your own? Contact me for info! I’m willing to make just about anything with a decent reference. Or check out my finished dolls for sale here!

anonymous asked:

Could I get the Axis + Prussia and Romano coaching their S/O and teaching them how to drive? I've got my road exam on Monday, and I'm super nervous not gonna lie. Thank you!

(We are so sorry this is late! We hope you did well! Be safe out there! -Admins)


Germany: “Make sure you are always focused. Remember all of the rules and don’t take anything for granted out here.”
Ludwig would teach them everything by the book. Blinkers all the time, checking mirrors constantly, he wouldn’t want them to miss a single thing on their exam. He would work with them every day for at least an hour to quiz them. Ludwig wouldn’t mean to be so over-protective, but it would be his way of showing them he was worried and wanted them to be safe out there. 

Italy: “Don’t get distracted! Even if it is a really cute puppy! Don’t!”
Feli wouldn’t be the best coach…he speeds, he gets distracted…and in the end, he would probably send his s/o to Ludwig to learn. He would want to teach them, but he would know that he isn’t the best teacher. But he would always support them and tell them that they were going to pass with flying colors. 

Japan: “Just relax and focus. You know all of this.”
It would stress Kiku out to have to teach someone how to drive, but he would do his best. He would calmly explain the rules and how to do it, before having them try as he watched them. He would correct them gently if they needed it, but would try to praise them every time they did well. 

Prussia: “Assume everyone else out there is a dummkopf who doesn’t know anything.”
Gilbert would be less over-bearing than Ludwig but just as strict. He would make sure his s/o follows the rules to the letter before ever letting them slack off. He would test them endlessly whether it was just asking them questions randomly or testing them in the car with parking or signage. Gilbert would want them to pass with flying colors, but would also want them to have as much knowledge as necessary so they didn’t stress or worry. 

Romano: “Don’t crash, that is step one.”
Lovino is a decent driver, but he wouldn’t want to be the one responsible for teaching his s/o how to drive. He is a little lax with rules himself, but he would want them to be as safe as possible and follow the rules. Lovi would try to teach them a few things about driving, but when it came down to it, he would either find someone to help teach his s/o…or maybe suck it up…and…ask…Ludwig…

Originally posted by gurl

You know what really gets on my nerves? The fact that Yellow Diamond said “you’re on our planet/world now” as if insinuating that they’d be there for a decent number of episodes, but Steven was able to return home through his zombie friends head bc of some new bullshit op buff he has now? Why not at least try to steal a ship with Steven’s op abilities?
Like I know it’s bad writing, but why get kids hopes up that we’re FINALLY on Homeworld after four seasons and only show up glimpses of what it’s like and kindergarten ruins?
I love the Off Colors, but I feel as if they could’ve waited to introduce them. Hell, maybe they could’ve helped Steven and Lars find an abandoned (or working) ship and maybe help him repair it after finding out they can be who they are without punishment on earth?
Or maybe let Steven and Lars see more of homeworld than just geometric shapes in the background, idk, just SOMETHING interesting?
We already know what a kindergarten is, we’ve seen it like a thousand times prior to the one on Homeworld (which is, as people would have expected, vastly larger than ones on earth) and it really didn’t have a dramatic reveal or anything. The only interesting thing about it was honestly the Off Colors.

Sorry this has really bothered me, and I probably repeated some things but it’s currently 5:00 am and I don’t care to go over and fix anything

Set as Lockscreen (BTS)

[Requested]

Hi! Could I request a scenario where Kim Namjoons S/O gets jealous because he has Tinashe as his lock screen :))

Member: Rap Monster

Genre: Fluff (?) Humor (?)

Warnings: None

Rating: T

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My Studying Story (+tips!)

Hi guys! This will be a very long post, but basically I am going to talk about how I learned to study at university, way after I should have probably been taught how to. 

Disclaimer: Everyone is different, especially when it comes to learning. Please feel free to try these techniques, they have been incredibly helpful for me, but if you find that they are not working or if you are having trouble keeping up with them, don’t be discouraged. Human brains are so incredibly and amazingly different, so you should experiment with what works for you!

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Anyone interested in an Artemis Fowl Discord server?

For those of you who don’t know, Discord is an instant messaging platform that was designed to be used by gamers but is good for just about anything.  Some of its features include DMs (including group DMs), voice chat, and a search feature (e.g. search the word “Apple” to see anything anyone has ever said containing the word “apple” or searching “RandomPerson123″ to find everything that person has said; very useful for trying to find old conversations)

A lot of Tumblr groups and communities are making Discord servers these days and it occurred to me that the active AF fandom might be a decent size to try this with.  It might be a fun way to revive the fandom and make friends with other Fowlers.

Proposed Server Name:  Fowl Manor

Some possible channels (Discord’s version of forum topics)

#general
Pretty straightforward.  Talk about whatever you want here, Fowl-related or not.

#fowlers
Introduce yourself with a set template that includes your name, age, pronouns, Tumblr URL, and what color you think the C-Cube is.

#lit_af
Memes and other silliness go here.

#shipping
Ship-centric stuff goes here.  Non-romantic ships are welcome; incest and adult/child ships are not.  (Holly/Artemis is very complicated and should probably be discussed amongst whoever joins the server.)

#fanworks
Links to AF fanart or fanfiction, by you or anyone else, as well as WIP advice and discussions.

#feels
Sad stuff goes here, such as headcanons or discussions of sad parts in the books.

#artyfacts
A place to discuss fanon, plot holes, headcanons, and other stuff that doesn’t get covered in the books, such as where the heck Butler and Juliet’s parents are are and how/why the frick did they have two kids with a 20+ year age gap.

#suggestion_box
Offer tips and ideas for improving the server.


If anyone is interested please, please get in touch with me.  Pulling this off well will probably take 6+ people.  My partner Lav and I are up for this and I hope some of you are too.

@letitrainathousandflames @holly-take-the-wheel @teenagecriminalmastermind @mentosmorii @d-butler @sentient-teapot  @artydarling  I hope you guys don’t mind me tagging you but you’re on my “people who might be interested that I already know” list. ^^;  If you guys wanna spread this to anyone who might be interested please do!

Just A Girl in Arkham (Jerome x reader) Part 3

Originally posted by gothamjerome

 
Word Count: 2598
Warnings: electroshock therapy, voices, hallucinating, blood and bruises
A/N: hey guys! So this is part three, probably like two more parts, at least, maybe more, just depends. Sorry this took so long to get up, it’s a little longer than the others, so I don’t think anyone is gonna complain. Enjoy!
 Your body shook as electricity coursed through it. Biting down hard on the piece of leather in your mouth, you tried to stifle a scream.
  “Turn the voltage up two percent.” Someone instructed. You shook your head frantically as you heard those awful words.
 “No, no!” You tried to speak, but found you couldn’t as the shocks started up again, even more painful this time. You didn’t notice it, but your body had gone from shaking to convulsing. You grit your teeth as the ‘treatment’ came to an end. Some treatment. They actually thought sending electricity through your brain could somehow ‘shock’ you back to sanity.
 Someone removed the leather from your mouth, and you attempted to bite who ever’s hand it was. You received a sharp blow to the cheek for this, but you only smirked. You didn’t fight as your body was unstrapped from the table, pulled off, and roughly held upright. Looking down at your arms you could see large blotches of purple and blue forming at your wrists, forearms, and biceps. Small cuts were bleeding openly around the edges of the bruises where you’d pulled against the straps that held you down.
 Three large men held you up as two more came at you with a straightjacket. You whimpered slightly as they harshly strapped you into the restrictive material, not minding your injuries. The moment they were done, pills were shoved into your mouth, and a muzzle was strapped around your face, effectively stopping you from spitting out the medicine.
 You glared at the guards and doctors in front of you, letting out a growl when one of the nurses came towards you with a syringe. She jumped slightly, but continued trying to administer whatever drug was in the needle.
 You didn’t remember when the guards had let you go, but they had. They must have thought you were to incapacitated to fight back.
 ‘Stupid.’ You thought to yourself. You let the nurse come closer until she was right next to you. She had barley pressed the needle to your neck when you ducked and connected your head with her stomach. She let out a pained sound before falling back and crumpling to the floor.
  ‘Poor thing.’ You thought sarcastically as multiple guards grabbed you and forced you to the ground. You felt the cold metal of the needle on your neck, then the sharp sting that came with being injected with medicine. You winced as you felt the needle slid out of your skin. The next thing you knew, you were being hauled off of the floor. Your vision was fuzzy, and you couldn’t feel your legs. This must have been expected, because a wheelchair was brought into the room a moment later.
 After being strapped in, the guards transported you down multiple halls to your solitary cell. Once you arrived at the large metal door, two men unstrapped you as another opened it. You were shoved inside very unceremoniously.
 As you fell face first to the ground, you heard the door slam shut behind you; lock clicking into place, and deadbolt sliding across the door. You immediately drug your head against the floor, rubbing and straining until the strap on the muzzle loosened. A few minutes later, and it was off completely.
 You spit out the pills with a disgusted look on your face before falling back onto the floor. You rolled over and let out an annoyed sigh. You were utterly bored. And crazy sore. It was always the same. Wake up, be in the cell. Get taken to therapy, come back to the cell. Food in between. Not even decent food. You slowly sat up and looked around your cell. It was one of those cells you’d see in a movie; white padded everything.
 ‘Too white,’ you decided.
 “Oh, yep. Definitely too white. It would be tons better with color…maybe red?”
 Your head swung around, trying to find where the voice had come from. Your eyes widened and a grin formed on your face once you realized what was going on.
 “Your back.” You stated rather than asked.
 “Yes, we are.” A different voice answered. Though you knew you wouldn’t see anything, you still looked around the room.
 “Since when?” You asked as you moved over to the small mat that served as a bed.
 “Since you decided to stop taking the little green pills.” Yet another voice answered you.
 ‘Well, I won’t be bored.’ You thought.
 “Oh, no. You won’t.” Another voice assured. The smile never left your face. This was gonna be great.

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 “Jerome, come here, please.”
Jerome appeared a moment later, coming through the large double doors on the far side of the room.
 “Yes, Mr. Galavan.” He answered as his eyes landed on Theo’s figure. He was sitting on one of the couches that stood in the middle of the area, holding a file. Theo motioned for Jerome to sit down, which he did, jumping onto the couch opposite Theo, sitting Indian style.
 “Well, I’ve talked to Tabitha, and she says that Y/n was one of the original candidates for this group. Before she, you know- “
 “Killed four guys and got locked up in solitary?” Jerome finished, grinning proudly.
 “Four? I thought it was two…” Theo searched his papers before nodding. “Ah, ok. Four.”
“So, can we get her out?” The ginger asked eagerly.
“Well…” Theo started as Jerome looked at him expectantly. “She’s very dangerous, understand. She didn’t just kill her brother, she killed over half of the people in her apartment building, as well as about forty of her brother’s ex-girlfriends and lovers. In total, it was about ninety-six people.” Jeromes expression changed to one of admiration.
 “Is that a yes?” He said, half begging.
“I think we can manage that.” Theo said after a long stretch of silence. Jeromes face broke into a large smile.
 “Woohoo!” He whooped, jumping up off the couch and spinning in a circle. “I’m getting my girl back!”
 “Go get ready, Jerome.” Theo said sternly. “There’s a delicate process for this, it needs to go smoothly.”

  “Perfect!” Jerome saluted him before turning and dashing out of the room.

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 Jerome hid his face beneath his cap as he passed some guards in the hallway. He quickly made his was down to the lower levels, Barbra right behind him. They made it down to the solitary level without being seen. Finding your room was the next challenge. Jerome walked from door to door, checking the patient numbers. Seven rooms down, he found you. Patient number 6663. Barbra ran down the hall to find you a wheelchair as Jerome entered your cell.
 Careful to be as quiet as he could, he unlocked the door to your room.

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 You’d already been to electro for the day, and now you were working on getting out of your straight jacket. Jerome walked over to you and undid the last latch.
 “Thanks, J.” You said, sending him a wink.
 “Anything for you dollface.” He replied, sitting down next to you.
 “Find anything interesting?” You asked, laying back in his lap. He shook his head, pouting.
 “Not a thing.” He said, running his fingers through your hair. You hummed in approval.
  You sat up straight as you heard the door being unbolted. You looked at Jerome with fear in your eyes.
  “You gotta go, J!” You said frantically. He shook his head.
  “No, doll. I ain’t leaving ya.” He argued. You pushed him towards the door.
  “Go, Jerome. Now!” You wrapped the straight jacket around yourself and turned to face the corner as the door opened. Looking back, you could see Jerome sneak out as a guard stepped in. He shined his flashlight around before leaving, locking the door behind him.

Guards P.O.V.

 “Nothin’, she’s talking to herself again.” He said into his radio. “I think ya need to up her dosage, though.” He said as he walked away.

Your P.O.V.

 About three hours after the guard came to check on you, Jerome came back. But, you were already having a conversation, so you ignored him. Which made him upset, so he went and sat by the door to pout.
 “He looks so angry.” You laughed, pointing to Jerome’s hunched over figure.
 “You’re right! He does!” Someone responded.
 “He looked like a mad tomato.” Another said. Your expression changed from amused to deadly in a matter of seconds.
  “Don’t call him a tomato!” You screamed, throwing the straight jacket towards the voice, forgetting you wouldn’t be able to hit them.
 In the middle of your outburst the door opened. You didn’t notice, but Jerome did.
 “Y/n!” He called out at the same time the guard did. You paused and turned slowly to face the door. Your eyes widened as you saw Jerome, dressed in a guards uniform, standing next to Jerome, who was wearing his asylum jumpsuit.
  “No, no, no!” You said at a normal tone before it turned to screaming. You shook your head and backed into a corner. “Go away! Get out of here!” You continued to scream as you covered your ears with your hands, falling to the ground.

Jeromes P.O.V.

The smile fell off my face as Y/n began screaming at me. I watched in confusion as she backed into the corner, crying.
 “Oh, baby, what did they do to you?” I whispered, horrified, as I caught a glance of her ‘therapy sheet’. Electroshock.
 “Jerome, make him go away!” I heard her scream again. I rushed into the room, only to have her yell again upon seeing me.
 “Jerome, that’s not you. I need him gone.” She said frantically. I was about to answer when I realized that she wasn’t talking to me, rather to the space next to me. She paused and listened for a moment before nodding her head. I watched as she cautiously walked up to me and touched my arm. It was a quick touch, almost like a tap, but it made her eyes widen in shock. Turning to the same space next to me, she began screaming again.
  “You lied! You lied to me! Make him go away!” She ran behind the door and emerged with a straight jacket, one she’d obviously gotten out of. Before I could react, she threw it right past me, barely missing my face. It hit the wall, hard, and she smirked triumphantly, as if she’d just won a game. Her expression changed once she saw me again, and she quickly looked down.
 “J, is that you?” She asked quietly, not looking at me.
 “Yeah, baby. It’s me.” She shook her head no as if she didn’t believe me.
 “Y/n,” I said, carefully touching her on the arm. She hissed in pain and pulled away. “Y/n, doll, what’s wrong? Show me, please.” I said softly. She reluctantly held out her arm so that I could roll up her sleeve.
 I pushed away the material and inhaled sharply. Bruises littered her s/c arm delicately in the shape of thick cuffs, cuts outlining the bruises.
  “May I?” I asked, gesturing to her skirt. She nodded once, and I knelt in front of her, pulling up her skirt. I covered my mouth in horror. Her legs were covered in bruises and blood, so much that I could hardly see her skin.
 “Come here, baby.” I scooped her up in my arms.” I’m gonna get ya out of here.” She let out a shaky breath and clutched the front of my shirt as I carried her out into the corridor, where Barbra was waiting with a wheelchair and a disguise. I let her down and held her up gently while she got dressed.
 “Hey, Y/n.” Barbra said softly, helping her put on the doctor’s uniform. Y/n gave her a slow smile as she finished before her legs suddenly gave out. I caught her easily and placed her in the chair, pushing it quickly to the back entrance. Barbra ran ahead to open the door so that it was open by the time I got Y/n there. We’d only passed two guards on our way out, and they hadn’t asked any questions.
 I quickly lifted Y/n from the chair and rushed to the car that was waiting to take us back to the Galavans penthouse.

 Your P.O.V.

 You groaned as you rolled over, only just becoming aware of a massive headache. You sat up slowly and rubbed your head, wincing at the light that got past the curtains on the windows. Wait, windows. You didn’t have windows. Where were you? You opened your eyes and looked around. You didn’t recognize the room you were in.
 “Where am I?” You wondered out loud as you sat up.
 “Where do you think?” A voice answered. You blinked several times, looking around the room again.
 “I don’t know,” you finally said,” but at least it’s not Arkham, right?”
 “That’s true. It’s not Arkham. But now we’ve got another problem. Someone’s got us. All of us.” Another voice answered.
“All of us?” You questioned.
 “Yes, all of us. We go with you. Someone has you, they have us all.” A different voice explained.
 “Great.” You muttered, falling back onto the bed.

Jeromes P.O.V.

 I was outside of Y/n’s door about to go check on her when I heard her talking.
 “Where am I?” Her voice was muffled by the door, but I could still hear her. She paused for a moment before speaking again.
  “I don’t know, but at least it’s not Arkham, right?” She paused for a short period before asking, “All of us?”
 I listened in confusion, but the only thing I heard after that was her muttering ‘great’, and a small thump, indicating that she’d fallen back onto the bed.
 I chose that moment to knock on the door lightly and walk into the room.
  “Good morning, sugar.” I said, not even trying to keep the worry out of my voice. The moment she heard me, Y/n sat up and her eyes went wide.
 “Jerome!” She cried out. She was about to get out of the bed, but I stopped her, instead climbing into the bed with and on top of her. I held myself up on my forearms, minding her injuries.
  “Hi.” I breathed, my face inches from hers.
  “Hi.” She giggled, wrapping her arms around my torso. I rolled to the side, placing my arms tightly but gently around her. I held her for a few moments before I had to ask.
 “So, are they…ya know, back?” I asked. I could practically feel her roll her eyes.

Your P.O.V.

 You knew exactly what he was talking about. You’d told him when you’d first met him that you’d had voices talk to you. At least, before they made you take all those pills. Then they’d stopped.
  “Yeah, they kept me from being lonely in solitary…” You trailed off when his grip around you tightened slightly, getting more protective.
  “Anyways,” you said, changing the subject,” why am I here?”
  “Aww, princess. I rescued you, of course.” Jerome said in a matter of fact tone.
  “Of course, you did.” You snorted slightly before composing yourself. “No, really.” You looked up into his eyes, e/c meeting stormy blue.
 Jerome grinned happily. “Because I didn’t wanna leave ya in Arkham all by yourself. Besides, I’ve got some friends I wanna introduce you to. You’re gonna love ‘em.”
  “Only if they’re a bunch of maniacs.” You retorted. This made Jerome’s grin widen.
  “You bet they are, babe.” He said, kissing the top of your head.
  “A bunch of maniacs.”

Watercolor materials for beginners.

I’m so sorry, @wrought-thought, the Tumblr App ate my replies again and then snacked on your original ask! All I can see of it now is this excerpt in my phone, and nowhere else. Fortunately I’d taken notes in my sketchbook that I can work from, because it was impossible to write and view the ask at the same time on my phone. After finally losing the ask itself to the voracious bowels of The App, I elected to wait until I was back in front of a desktop computer to try again. I hope you and others may find the reply useful heading into the new year!

The gist of the Ask was this:

“Christmas has come and gone…” (paraphrasing begins here) and I want to spend some money on art supplies. I have experience in other media but I want to try watercolors and I’d like your recommendations for paints, paper, and inks that don’t bleed.

My sincere apologies to @wrought-thought for butchering the original ask, I hope you find the reply useful! 

Paint: I like to recommend Cotman watercolor sets for people who are just starting with the medium. They come in both dry pans (very portable and they tend to come with a decent small brush), and in tubes(great for being able to mix a large amount of a darkly colored wash, though you will need to buy a pallet if you get this version). The paints are inexpensive but very decent quality and you don’t have to worry about which colors to pick right off the bat.

Once you’re having fun and you’re sure you want to splurge a bit on some “artist quality” paints, I have been slowly converting my original W&N set to Holbein as my pigments run out.

Paint Shopping Tip: If you are looking to match one color of paint in two different brands, look for the pigment code instead of the name. Different companies give different names to the same pigments, and use different pigments under the same name. In example, my W&N “French Ultramarine” and Holbein “Ultramarine Deep” both carry the code “PIGMENT: PB29” and are the same type of blue.

Paper: My go-to is Strathmore cold press paper. It’s a good weight, and I like the texture/tooth on it. Perhaps most importantly, the surface quality has been very consistent from batch to batch for me. I have never had trouble with any water-based pigments bleeding into the paper fibers, and it stands up to a fair amount of abuse. I do not use any coated papers, like “vellum” or “mixed-media,” as the evenness of the coating will be inconsistant from piece to piece and it will always start resisting my washes in exactly the wrong place. I had a bad batch of this sort of paper once that cost me weeks of time to work around on a professional project. It was a nightmare. Never again!

Pens and ink: I don’t use nib pens because my hand pressure is too heavy. The sharp tips catch on the papers I like to use and make a big splattery sobbing-worthy mess. I use felt tipped liners like Micron, and round synthetic watercolor brushes to do my inking. For brushed inks, I’ve found that acrylic-based bleed the least, because the acrylic doesn’t dissolve as easily as some other binding agents.

Inking tips to keep bleeding to a minimum: Always give your ink drawing enough time to dry before you do anything else to it, including erasing pencil lines. To be safe with felt pens, let it be for five minutes. For ink, at least ten. When in doubt, wait a little longer. Avoid sharpies - they fade more quickly in the sun than other pigments and like other alcohol-based dye inks they will more easily bleed/bloom into the paper fibers.

Brushes: I’m adding this one in because I feel that having a decent brush is key to controlling your watercolors. A 6 or 8 round synthetic sable brush is a great place to start. You can do many paintings with just that one brush. My favorite inexpensive brand is Princeton Art & Brush Co. I prefer their series with the red handles.

On Overloaded Brushes: If you find that the paints feel a little too sloppy you may have overloaded your brush. Try letting of if the paint run back onto your pallet, and if they isn’t enough, blot out some of the extra on a folded paper towel.

For when sloppy is what you really DO want: While not strictly necessary, a large flat sable (1.5 inches or larger) or camelhair brush is great for laying in a large wet wash quickly. If you want to do larger work, it will save you time and frustration if you want to get the whole painting wet at the same time so that you can use salt, or do wet-on-wet blending techniques.


Once again, thank you for the Ask @wrought-thought! Happy Holidays and my wishes for a great New Year to everyone. :)

- Emma

SasuSaku Festival 2017
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Day 03- Her Intimates
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Title
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Summary: It’s date night for the Uchiha couple,  and he’s surprised to see her dressed in nothing but his shirt and panties when he arrives at their cottage. She looks incredibly good like that, but there’s a problem hovering over her lower cheeks. What is that symbol doing there?
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A/N: Okay, this idea came up after I saw a fan art on tumblr, and I just couldn’t stop thinking about that! It’s supposed to be a funny, cute one, and I’m quite happy with the way it turned out! I hope you like it as much as I did! Enjoy the story, and please, tell me your opinion!
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The moment he enters their rented cottage, Uchiha Sasuke already knows she hasn’t forgotten his promise.

All the lights are on, save for the ones from the kitchen. The sight of an empty table, ridden of that mess of medical scrolls and empty cups of coffee, tells him that his wife’s mind is anywhere but stuck in work on this warm, summer night. The atmosphere inside the cottage is light, as the soothing air of the Hidden Mist fills his lungs and moistens his dark hair. It is, indeed, the perfect night for a romantic date. And thanks to such perfect conditions, he knows there is no way he will be able to escape Uchiha Sakura’s plans.

For as much as he hates to admit, the original idea of going out tonight came from his own, grumpy lips. Lately, she has been exhausting herself more than she usually does, and for he has also been busy with his own meetings, Sasuke didn’t have the chance to press her stop button at least once or twice a week. They are both busy with their own personal missions, and it has been long since the last time they have spent some quality couple time alone.

And if he were to be honest with himself, he misses that time as much as she does.

He also wants to spend some time with his pink haired Uchiha, but he doesn’t want to leave the cottage for that. Not after spending 4 hours inside an office with the Mizukage, listening to her harsh words and insecurities regarding her future.

Sasuke just wants to lay down and sleep, as every worn out adult should want after arriving home.

But he can’t cancel his plans with his wife. Not when she seems to be so excited about it.

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Twilight Fan Cast

Alright, so I read the Twilight books a few weeks ago for the first time, but I’d seen the movies before I read the books. And wow. I mean I knew those movies were bad, but I didn’t realize how bad until I read the books. I just couldn’t stand the horrible casting (especially for the vampires), so I put together a twilight fan cast (but since most of the people aren’t actresses/actors it’s more of a ‘what they would like like if they were real people’ than an actual cast for a movie). Most of them are just better looking versions of the people in the films since I think Stephanie Meyer made the actors/actresses look similar to what she pictured. I photoshopped their eyes too so you get the picture, and if this gets a lot of notes I’ll do more of the characters like the Volturi or other werewolves. Also if anyone knows of someone that they think looks more like any of the characters than the people I’ve found, message me or something because I’d love to see them (and because my fan cast is definitely not perfect)


Emmet - Matthew Noszka

With darker hair obviously since this guy is blonde. He looks older than the average high school student but he’s one of the characters described as looking to old for high school. I thought he was a better looking version of Kellan Lutz.


Rosalie - Candice Swanepoel

She looks older than the average college student, but again was described as looking too old for high school. I also thought a Victoria Secret model was perfect for Rosalie, and she kind of looks like a Barbie Doll too which is how she’s described as looking sometimes in the books.


Esme - Rachel McAdams

I browsed a few Twilight fan casts made by other people, looking for ideas, and Rachel McAdams was almost always cast as Esme, and I agree that she’d be good for the part. She’s soft enough to have a maternal feel, but also young and very pretty.


Carlisle - Julien Nettersheim

Finding the right guy to be Carlisle was really really ridiculously hard. This was one of the characters I had the hardest time finding a look alike for. I thought this guy looked like a better looking version of the guy that plays him in the movies too. (And I couldn’t photoshop the eyes on this picture, so yeah, sorry.)


Jasper - Mikkel Jensen

This one I’m pretty proud of. This guy looks almost exactly like how I pictured Jasper, especially in the black and white picture. But I found a decent picture in color too, so you could his blonde hair.


Alice - Lucy Hale

Another hard one, since I thought they did a decent job on Alice in the movies. They got the hair and the fairy-ish features right, but she still wasn’t how I pictured her. I actually went through a few different people trying to find the right haircut before anything, and ended up with my top three being Lucy Hale, Lily Collins, and Lupe Sujey  (with short black hair). Ultimately I chose Lucy Hale because she’s super pretty and very short and small, but she doesn’t look like she’s in high school and since Alice is one of the two vampires that is described as looking like she could be in high school I wish I could’ve found someone younger.


Jane - Frida Gustavsson

This one was a last minute edition because while looking for a good Bella, I came across this girl, who is almost exactly how I pictured Jane. And though I thought Dakota Fanning was one of the best actors in the movies cast for their part, this girl is prettier, and more cherubic than her.


Jacob - Michael Hudson

This guy is literally Jacob. No one can convince me otherwise.


Edward - Lucky Blue Smith

Picking an Edward was soooooooooo hard. Mostly because I had very high standards for him since Stephanie Meyer describes him so well, and as being so good looking. But, he also had to look like he was seventeen. I scrolled through so many pictures of guys with dark blonde hair, and every time at least one picture of Lucky Blue Smith showed up, but since he has platinum blond hair most of the time, I ruled him out. Until I accidentally came across a picture of him with darker hair, so I altered my search terms and found this picture of him with dark blonde/bronze hair. He’s pretty much the perfect Edward to me. There’s very little room for debate on this (but less than the guy I picked for Jacob, cause that guy is perfect.)


Bella - Isa Longwell

Last, but definitely not least, is of course Bella. Bella was by far the hardest character to find someone for, though I thought at first that she would be one of the easiest. Mostly I found her difficult because I had the idea two different people (her as a human and her as a vampire) to contend with, along with finding a girl that looked like she could be in high school. She also had to be average enough to be ignored by boys in Arizona, but pretty enough to catch Edward’s attention. And in the books Bella’s constantly saying how Edward is way too good looking for her, but Edward always tells her how she doesn’t see herself the way other people see her. So yeah, it was hard. I finally landed on a girl I know in real life but she’s a little too young, and I couldn’t find a good picture of her for you guys, she looks a lot like Isa Longwell in the first picture. My mental picture of Bella however was a girl with darker hair than Isa Longwell almost black hair, someone that is kind of a prettier younger Kristen Stewart. The top three people I ended up with were Isa Longwell, Emily Rudd, and Adelaide Kane. If you guys have someone else in mind for Bella I’d love to see them, because Isa Longwell still isn’t how I pictured Bella Swan.


And that’s it! I literally spent like two weeks tracking down all these people for you guys so I hope you enjoyed it. If this gets over like 100 notes or something I’ll do more of the twilight characters like the Volturi, werewolves, and maybe Renesme. I’ll also do other book series if you guys request them. 


(Also, I have to add that I thought the guy that played Charlie in the movies was perfect for his part, and was by far the best person in the movies. And if you disagree I will fight you.)


(P.S. I made a blog just for fan casts I’m going to make for books and book series so if you want to see more like this go follow my blog @ifpeopleinbookswerereal )

anonymous asked:

Hey! How did you get that glowy effect on your latest anti piece? Iv been trying to find a decent one for ages but that one looks really good!

thanks buddy! it seems like i’ve deleted the progress file so i can’t show you how i did it on that one, but i can explain it using another picture lol:

i’ll be using this drawing to show you how to do cool glowy eyes. i’ll be using green but you can use any color of course :D

1: if you want your glow to be all glowy, you can consider using an additional layer to create a darker atmosphere. i used the color in the top left corner on multiply on 60%

2: add a layer on top of your layer from step one (if you’re using one of course). use an airbrush to add the glow

3: i always use a blur effect, to even out the glow. for this drawing i used a value of 31

4: put the layer on hard light to get a glow! you can decide to stop here but your glow can even be glowier if you continue

5: add a new layer and airbrush a darker color over the glow. why darker and not lighter? this way the intensity of the light will be less..intense. trust me on this one

6: again, blur effect to even it out. again, value of 31

7: put the layer on add and play around with the opacity a bit. i used an opacity of 50% for this one but you can change it of course. if the light isn’t intense enough for you, go back to step 5 and choose a lighter color :D

@zozeephan is doing blogrates!

To celebrate 400 followers i thought i would give this a try it looks like a lot of fun! 

To recieve a blog rate make sure you,

1) follow me!! I crave validation…

2) reblog this post i really don’t want it to flop..

3) Send me a fun fact about yourself (obviously not on anon)

and i will take a look at your blog and give it my official rating! 

Please don’t be offended i am only going to try and be as honest as i can! 

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Sentence Starter Masterlist

Batfamily:

Tim Drake:

“Is there a problem?” “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”

“No, nothing’s wrong, I was just fangirling, carry on.”

“You should know by know that if you leave your cape laying around, I don’t care if it’s for ‘superhero business’, I’m going to wrap it around myself like a blanket.”

“You drowned my makeup in water so I used my key to scratch all of your video game discs.” 

“stop it, stop whatever the hell your doing”

'please stop staring at that stupid computer and talk to me’

“You’re not meeting my boyfriend, Tim, because I’d like to date him a while before my brother kills him.”

“This is your twentieth cup of coffee are you trying to break a world record or something?“

Jason Todd:

“I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.” “If you would do it I would like it better” “Wait, what” “What”

“If you’re not there when this baby comes, I’m going to take that gun, and shove it so far up your–" 

"open it” “can you say please?”

“real smooth, tripping over air”

“Alright guys time to play truth or dare”

“well, that was… interesting”

“where have you been" 

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

“If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life.”

“After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”

"I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead”

“It helps that my competition is attractive." 

“I’d die for you. Of course, I’d haunt you in the afterlife but really, it’s the thought that counts.”

"I bet I could beat you in wrestling match”

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” 

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

“Yeah, because fighting crime wearing the colors of a traffic light is soooooo stealthy.”

“I met your parents and your mom was flirting with me. “

"I am not jealous, I’m territorial. Jealous is when you what something you can’t have, territorial is protecting what is yours." 

"Get over here, Jason 'Crush Me With Your Thighs’ Todd!”

“ITS PLATINUM!!!”

“Wait, you’re not a virgin? do you even stay awake long enough for sex?”

“you can’t just go around killing people”

“So tell me: do all vigilantes lurk or is this just a part of your unique charm?”

Dick Grayson:

“I did a pregnancy test.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“What do you mean I can’t stay up until 4 am reading? You’ve stayed up later risking your life in a ridiculous costume!”

“If you sing that song one more time I will fight you”

“I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

“I swear to god if you don’t get off the chandelier right now”

“love first of all  if you’re wearing that kilt to slag me off for me Irish heritage I’m not one fucking bit impressed and second KILTS ARE FUCKING SCOTTISH ugh but you do look the ride in it , i have to say wait there I’m posting a pic of it this gonna be great craic”

“IVE BEEN STANDING IN THIS SHOP FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO DECIDE BETWEEN SMARTIES OR SKITTLES DONT RUSH ME !”

Damian Wayne:

“Damn, when did y/n get hot?”

“We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time" 

"Damian, are you sure your dad is going to be ok with us sneaking a monkey into the Manor?”

“Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…”

“His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”

“When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”

“Do you ever follow directions?”

“dami ..I can’t find my reading glasses have you seen them ?”

“I was trained by the masters of the League of Assassins and Ra’s Al Ghul himself I DO NOT SING”

“we are not going to steal someone’s dog”

“i’m allowed to be obssesed with you, im your husband”

“Why is there a deer in the mansion.”

Batfam:

“Not to point out the elephant in the room, but is that a literal elephant in the room?”


CW DC:

Barry Allen:

“Cisco I don’t need you to hit on them for me.”

“I don’t care how much a speedster needs to eat, you touch my food, and we’re going to have a problem.”

“everyone can tell you lover her, it’s obvious”

“im NOT jealous, but he was flirting with you"

“I’m so sorry to disturb you but….I ran out of toilet paper”

Wally West:

“you like her, don’t you!" 

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

Oliver Queen:

“are you jerking off or did you just find another book?”

Mon-El:

“Are you really jealous of a dog?”

“Mon-El, stop trying to make me blush, you jerk!”

Winn Schott:

“Winslow Schott, you do *not* get to saw I’m 'crabby’ right now. If I seem to be in a bad mood, it’s because *someone* decided to drag all the way to the DEO, first thing in the morning before I had a chance to have breakfast, without actually giving me a reason!”


Marvel:

The Avengers:

“oops they saw it, well surprise I guess!”


Voltron:

Shiro:

“I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”

“You’re so determined to protect yourself and your feelings, but what about me?” 

Lance:

“I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”

“Please tell me you aren’t washing a metal, mechanical, slightly magical lion with soap and water?”

Keith:

“How in the world did I get you to like me back?”

“I thought it was a good idea at the time, but it now occurs to me that I was horribly wrong.”

“Oh my god! You’re in love with them!” “No, Dumb-ass I’m in love with you”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

“Keith, I love you, you know I do, but *please* tell me you didn’t actually jump out of an airlock to get your lion.”


Criminal Minds:

Spencer Reid:

“i need you to breath in and out with me, this anxiety attack will pass, i……”

“I don’t care what you think you know, Spence, I’m *not* ticklish!”

“God, I hate profilers! You can never keep a secret from one.”