(this is to my mother btw)

jupiterhyde  asked:

prompt: Hyde learns his daughter is dating one of Kelso's sons lol

“WHAT?!”

Layla smiled at him, Alie and Dave laughing behind her like if this was, in fact, funny at all. Their mother wasn’t of much help, either, she seemed to be enjoying this way too much and Hyde swallowed, head already ching with this new information.

“Yeah,” his daughter started, “he asked me out and I said yes, soooo…”

“So?” He left the paper on the table and ignored his waffles and ice cream, courtesy of his future chef of a son.

“Soooo, I need you to say “aye” to me going out on friday. Please.“

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What we really need is an adaptation of the original 1740 The Beauty and the Beast

So were you aware that the The Beauty and the Beast story we all know is a heavily abridged and rewritten version of a much longer novella by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve?  And that a lot of the plot holes existing in the current versions exist because the 1756 rewrite cut out the second half of the novella, which consisted entirely of the elaborate backstory that explains all the weird shit that happened before?  And that the elaborate backstory is presented in a way that’s kind of boring because the novel had only just been invented in 1740 and no one knew how they worked yet, but contains a bazillion awesome ideas that beg for a modern retelling?  And that you are probably not aware that the modern world needs this story like air but the modern world absolutely needs this story like air?  Allow me to explain:

The totally awesome elaborate backstory that explains Beauty and the Beast

  • Once upon a time there was a king, a queen, and their only son
  • But while the prince was still in his infancy, in a neat reversal of how these fairy tales usually go, the king tragically died, leaving his wife to act as Regent until their son reaches maturity
  • Unfortunately, the rulers of all the lands surrounding them go, “Hmm, the kingdom is ruled by a woman now, it must be weak, time for an invasion!”
  • And the Queen goes, “Well, if I let some general fight all these battles for me, he’ll totally amass enough fame and power to make a bid for the throne; if I want to protect my son’s crown, I have no choice but to take up arms and lead the troops myself!
  • (Btw, I want to stress that this woman is not Eowyn or Boudica and nothing in the way her story is presented suggests that she had any interest martial exploits before or in any way came to enjoy them during these battles.  This is a perfectly ordinary court lady who would much rather be embroidering altar covers for the royal chapel and playing with her child until necessity made her go, “Oh no, this sucks, I guess I have to become a Warrior Queen now” and she just happened to kick ass at it anyway.)
  • And the Queen totally kicked ass, but the whole “twice as good for half the credit” thing meant that no matter how many battles she won, potential enemies refused to take her and her army seriously until she had defeated them so no sooner would she fend off one invasion than another one would pop up on a different border.
  • So she spent the majority of her young son’s life away from the castle leading armies, but it was OK because she left him in the care of her two best friends, who just happen to be fairies!  This was an awesome idea because a) fairies have magic, and therefore are like the best people to protect the prince from any threats and b) fairies consider themselves to be so above humanity that the lowest fairy outranks the highest mortal, so they’d have no interest in taking a human throne.  Good thing they were both good fairies instead of one good and one evil one!
  • (Spoiler:  they were not both good fairies.)
  • So the two fairies basically take turns raising the prince until he’s old enough to rule.  And on the eve of his twenty-first birthday, the evil older one comes into the prince’s bedroom.
  • “So listen, kid.  You’re about to become king, your mother’s on her way home from the war to see you crowned, and I have a third piece of good news for you!  You see, I’ve actually been spending so much time here lately because Fairyland’s become a bit too hot to hold me for reasons totally not related to me being secretly evil.  And if I have to hang in the human world, I might as well reside in the upper echelons of it, so even though as a powerful fairy I completely eclipse your puny human status in a staggeringly unimaginable way, since you’re about to be king and since my premonition that I should stick this whole guardianship thing out because you would be hot one day has totally proved accurate (go me), I will graciously lower myself to allowing you to marry me.  Please feel free to grovel at my feet in gratitude.  (Btw, we can totally start the wedding night now, we’ll tell your mother about it when she arrives tomorrow.)”

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“Come on Boys! Make Mommy proud”!

For the Mother Day, Bud and Lou takes their mum on tour! (In France, it’s today)

I should totally work on my school diploma, but I just really needed to animate some cute Harley Quinn!

Btw, I just download a new tumblr functionality who helps me to see the tags that you guys put on my work, and I never realized  how many cute messages were hidden there! So much love and funny jokes that I can see now! <3

My mom reacts to the men of MK X

Kuai

Mom: Wow….I don’t know he’s kind of sexy but…weird looking. I love his eyes though!

Hanzo

Mom: Looks like a woman with a beard…dude needs to man up.

Jax

Mom: There’s an actual black man is this? Wow I hope he’s not dead. He’s pretty good lookin, I’m lovin the beard and the metal arms too.

Johnny 

Mom: Eh…he’s hot…but he’s not. If that makes sense.

Kenshi

Mom: Oh look it’s Daredevil!

Ermac

Mom: This man is in dire need of some lotion…and some food.

Kano (Revolution)

Mom: OH MY GOD BIG DADDY’S BACK!

Regular Kano

Mom: Okay…what the hell happened?

Klassic Kano

Mom: EW WTF?! HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT! 

Erron Black

Mom: HA! Maybe it’s Mabelline!

Raiden

Mom: Aww he looks like a sad little schoolgirl. Who punched his nuts?

Kotal Kahn 

Mom: Why is he blue and naked? 

Kotal Kahn (Alternate costume)

Mom: That is NOT the same guy! That man is pasty as hell! 

Quan Chi

Mom: ….Victoria what the hell is that?

Shinnok

Mom: What the fuck is that!? Some of these men look really strange…

Some trans!Zack Taylor headcanons

written with @tokis-little-world​ / @tokiwooki

- Zack comes out to the rangers during a bonfire session, a little bit after Rita’s attack

  • “So guys, I have something kind of important to tell you. And I get if it makes you uncomfortable or you don’t really want to associate with me after I tell you, but it’s something that I shouldn’t hide from my best friends so-”
  • “We know you’re trans, Zack.”
  • “….. what?”
  • “We’ve morphed before, bud.”
  • “Yeah and we share emotions through our ranger link, we can tell the dysphoria is coming from you.”
  • “It took us all less than 48 hours to figure it out.”
  • “And we don’t love you any less, you dork”
  • He cries that night and wont stop hugging them (except Billy, one hug was enough for Billy)

- Whenever somebody asks about Zack’s dead name he always responds with the first My Little Pony character that comes to mind (its usually Twilight Sparkle)

- Jason finds the syringes for his t shots in his room one day, but is too scared to ask him what it is

  • he texts Trini, asking her if Zack does drugs and all she says is “we eat pot brownies together if that’s what you mean.”
  • “Okay… not what I meant but we’re revisiting that subject later because I can’t believe you never invited me.”
  • The next time they’re at Zack’s house, it’s time for his shot so he goes and grabs a syringe
  • “Wait… the testosterone comes as a shot?” “you can use a pill or lotion too but yeah I use a shot” “I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING DRUGS DUDE OH MY GOD”
  • “… Jason, no offense, but as a team leader I thought you were supposed to be smart.”
  • The rangers watch him give himself his shot, and Kim almost passes out because of how scared she is of needles
  • On months he can’t afford his t, the other rangers pay the difference so he doesn’t miss a dose

- His armor doesn’t bind his chest because fighting/exercising while binding isn’t a good combo; instead it has a special plate that gives the appearance of a flat chest

  • But when they’re training without armor on he always “forgets” to take his binder off
  • He inevitably gets punched in the ribs or trains for too long and can’t breathe suddenly
  • The first time is happens the rest of the rangers freak out, demanding that he take it off immediately. He waves them off with promises of “I’m fine, this happens all the time.”
  • One day Trini gets sick of it and just punches him in the face so hard he passes out. “TRINI WHAT THE FUCK??” Trini, shrugging: “homeboy wouldn’t take it off and this is the quickest way to get him to shut up. Now hurry up and help me carry him to Alpha before he wakes up.”
  • Zack has a long talk with Alpha about the constructs of gender after he asks Zack why the health scan picked up the presence of a “prosthetic” on his crotch
  • He then has to have an awkward talk with Zordon because of course Alpha told him about his fake penis

- Jason decides one day he wants to get him a better packer and starts looking at the ones from PeeCock and gets a bit… overwhelmed at all the variety

  • So he texts Trini
  • “On a scale from one to ten how weird would it be if I got Zack a new dick and should it or should it not be circumcised?”
  • Kim finds Trini five minutes later wheezing on the floor and stares at her for a few seconds until Trini shows her the texts and now Kim can’t stop laughing
  • So Jason texts Zack instead
  • “If you were to, hypothetically, choose a preference in dick size, what would it be” and Zack CHOKES
  • “I’m not having a threesome with you and Billy.” “THATS NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING IM JUST TRYING TO BE NICE”
  • Even though Jason bought Zack his new packer, he’s not used to seeing it in places he, well, shouldn’t
  • So when he finds it laying in his room, it’s safe to say he freaks out a little
  • Zack gets a text ten minutes later saying “you left your dick here” and he runs back to Jason’s house in record time

-He has a really bad binder tan because of that one day they went to the beach and he forgot to bring a swim shirt

- For his birthday, the rangers give him a customized black binder with a trans-colored lightening bolt in the center of the chest

- Jason, Billy, and Zack go to the mall and buy matching shirts that say “Pretty Boy” across the chest

  • Billy’s is blue, Jason’s is red, and Zack’s is black, with the words in bold, white letters
  • It started out as a long sleeve tee but Zack cuts off the sleeves and the bottom half of it to transform it into a muscle tank crop top
  • “Hey Zack?” “Yeah Billy?” “What did you do your shirt?” “I made it into a fashion statement”
  • “How is crop top a fashion statement?” “It’s a fashion statement on dudes!”
  • “Not queer dudes you idiot.” “Whatever Jason you’re just mad because my abs are better than yours.” “What?! No they aren’t!”
  • “I mean… they kind of are Jace.”Jason just pouts and mumbles something about Kim being too preoccupied with Trini’s abs to even notice anyways

- Trini and Kim come back from a spa day with manicures and Zack casually mentions how much he misses doing feminine things like that

  • The next weekend, Kim skips detention and takes him to a spa to get a facial and his nails done
  • He gets black gel polish with a lightning bolt on his accent nail
  • “Wow real subtle.” “Shut up crazy girl you’re just jealous”
  • “I think they look really nice!” “Thanks Billy, at least SOMEBODY appreciates me around here!”
  • A few days later Trini takes him to get his eyebrows done with her and he’s feeling bomb as fuck so she does his makeup too

Some Native american keith headcanons! Note this is going with my experiences as a non status Métis/Anishnaabe person and is not reflective of the many indigineous nations within north central and south americas!

  • Keith used to have hair much longer than what it is now. He ended up getting it shaved off during his time in the garrison because of its military like standards. (I know lances mullet comment but whatever i dont care for vld canon anymore)
  • He was devastated when his hair was cut because he felt like he was losing a connection to his culture so when he left for that year and his hair grew into a classic mullet? Blessed.
  • As a stim and way to keep calm he would make his own dreamcatchers from natural materials and? They were so pretty his shack was just covered in them at one point before he sold them for food money.
  • He used to regularly smudge his shack bc how lonely it was gave him bad vibes and he wanted them Gone.
  • He went to a powwow as a kid once and just fell in love with the dancers and how they all were just so in touch with the earth and he always wanted to participate, but group homes moved him around too much for a chance to.
  • His dad was a mix of a Mohawk tribe from up north (im talking like around the great lakes or more north) and korean, and he moved to the southern states as a teen and thats why keith had never really connected with his tribe again
  • In one group home he met a girl who was a jingle dancer and just. He wanted to watch her dance all day bc the sounds of it mixed with the movements were absolutely his fave thing ever.
  • Once his hair grows out in space, he ties a small braid on the side of his bangs to try and keep connected with where he’s from
  • He also teaches everyone on the ship how to make his Signature Dreamcatchers from natural stuff and circular bases when they get to a non colonized planet and have a ton of resources for it.
  • Its what started him personalizing his room.
  • It was the dreamcatcher at first, then he found an alien equivalent to the beadwork he also used to make. (Not the bead lizards but like legit 3 hours for a square inch of beadwork things)
  • Speaking of beadwork once he finds out allura has beading supplies? Hes showing her how to make stuff with them right away how he knows how to.
  • The first thing he gives lance as a gift? A jingle that he had kept from the girl years ago who had given him it when it fell off and told him to let it continue its life with other things. It’s the charm on a beaded necklace and lance literally just starts crying when he gets it.
  • I just love native keith so mucb okag i love him
Random Thoughts

the new episode gave us a Cliffhanger about when Dewey found out a Painting that has His (and His Brothers) mother in it alongside Donald and Scrooge.  (THIS PART CRUSHED ME BTW)

the episode stopped there… without any explanation. the only thing we know is that Dewey Recognized his mom looks like and he’s the only one knows the painting.

and before that, Dewey’s the only Triplet who heard Scrooge’s and Donald fights about Selene when they were in Atlantis… 

which is MIGHT be a reason why These two ignored each other for 10 years and COULD be the reason why Della (HDL Mother) is nowhere to be found.

Okay, remember this scene from Dewey’s promo?

it looks like he’s snooping around in Webby’s room. 

so, what if He’s trying to find a clue about his Mom or whatever happened to his uncle separating for about 10 years?? why webby’s room? well, he knows that Webby’s really obsessed with Knowing and learning about Scrooge’s Family…since she told that herself.

eh, idk. tell me what you think?

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Day 27 : use a dream/nightmare you’ve had as the basis to cover art of a mystery/horror novel

(The one with the closed doors is the cover art)
These two are based on a dream I’ve had when I was young (maybe 5-7). My mother, my older sister and me were droped of by a helicopter (the pilot was a thief btw) in a park. Very calm everything was covered on snow because it was winter and somewhere in the park was an automatic theatre show with little automatic figures.
And you were able to choose a song, but every time my sister was the one to choose a song. And I swear to god i was scared by the figures, I hated the song and was never allowed to choose.
You see after the song was finished I woke up and this dream came to me so many times (otherwise I wouldn’t remember it this well)
I think it’s because I always thought that my parents loved my sister more than me and when I got over this mindset I had this dream one last time and I was allowed to choose the song… you know what I chose?
The exact same song I’ve heard over and over and which I despied so much and it wasn’t terrifying anymore.
And after that I’ve never had it again.

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