hi! i am currently unsure who to romance with my latest lavellan and am considering solas? because i haven't romanced him before but i have been really hesitant to. please can you give me your top 10 favourite reasons on romancing him!
YES. PERFECT. Here are my top 10 reasons for romancing that man:
His intelligence. You can hear it in his speech and see it through his actions. Although some people may find his constant explanations and stories a bore, I, on the other hand, find it to be very attractive.
He’s passionate in what he believes in. The topic of freedom (ie. templars and mages or the Qun and slaves) gets his blood pumping.
I know others may disagree but I believe that Solas, in his very core, is a good person. The Inquisitor’s conversations with him as well as his party banter backs this up.
He treats spirits and people equally and is quite open-minded about blood magic and the Maker.
SOLAS IS ONE SMOOTH MOTHERF**CKER. Please…just…click that flirt button.
That jaw. That ass. Those eyes. Those legs. He’s a really beautiful man. It’s a slow realization but once you see it, you’d think he’s the most gorgeous man in the whole game (or the whole world, if you’re as obsessed as I am)
(Spoiler Alert) He’s the freaking Dread Wolf who is practically the ‘devil’ from Dalish legend and yet here he is, a man who is not evil at all and your Dalish Inquisitor is the only one he falls SO HARD for? SIGN ME UP FOR THAT. His greatest fear is to die alone and now that we know he’s practically immortal, being in love with a mortal who is dying from his mark IS JUST TOO PAINFUL DAMMIT WEEKES.
He calls you vhenan *cries*
If you have a keen private eye, then you can really see the subtle things in his romance scenes that add up to his character. Also, he’s the only romance option that leaves a whole lot of ways out for the Inquisitor to go and have a happy romance somewhere else.
He chooses Lavellan.He chooses to fall in love with her and is always on equal grounds with her.
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