(they don't shake hands)

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some bungou for tomorrow’s artist alley commission samples

anyway it would have made more sense to draw akutagawa but the paper could barely hold all the ink on chuuya’s coat, so i changed it to kyouka

SLYTHERIN & HUFFLEPUFF RELATIONSHIP
  • Hufflepuff: *greets a just-met person happily, shakes hands*
  • Slytherin: *gives the new person a glare and takes the Hufflepuff to the side* What are you doing?
  • Hufflepuff: What do you mean?
  • Slytherin: You're greeting him like he's our biggest friend already.
  • Hufflepuff: That's what people do when they meet someone new, you know, they shake hands and-
  • Slytherin: I don't like him. He's smiling like he's so happy when there's nothing to be happy about.
  • Hufflepuff: He's actually very nice and-
  • Slytherin: You'd better stay at least three meters away.
  • Hufflepuff: But-
  • Slytherin: This is how a serial killer would smile if he met an easy victim.
  • Hufflepuff: ...You need help.
  • Alec : Yeah, I kissed Magnus, can you please not go hysterical.
  • Izzy : I think I am hyperventilating.
  • Alec : Iz, please.
  • Izzy : My hands are shaking.
  • Magnus : Isabelle, don't.
  • Izzy : I am sweating, you see this? These are actual tears of joy.
  • Alec : Just don't scream, nobody knows yet. I am begging you.
  • Jace, bursting into Magnus' loft : Did you just what LET ME SEE THOSE SWOLLEN LIPS OF YOURS.
  • Magnus : Blondie, please.
  • Alec : I want to fucking die immediately.
  • Jace : I am gonna write to Simon right NOW IZZY HE WILL PISS HIMSELF HE THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE THEM A YEAR.
  • Izzy : Thats the support I expect from a relationship.
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Finally managed to work past my art block (kinda)!

Jedi! Shmi is dedicated to the magnificent @mirandatam. I hope this helps out with your writer’s block, friendo. (I also hope this shade of green is okay. If not, lemme know and I’ll alter it a bit <3)

(And pssst, other peeps. Mira has a Jedi Shmi AU that is pretty damn popular. Take a looksie. I definitely gotta read it myself soon!)

Okay, so I don’t really do the whole “personal update” thing, but in case anyone was wondering, yes I DID in fact spend 10 hours today working out, BY EAR WITH NO TABS OR ANYTHING, a fingerstyle guitar cover of Make Me a Robot by Tessa Violet, having heard the song for the first time ever last night, and not having the means to listen to it again whilst working it out. I want death. But I’m also really proud of myself.

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James McAvoy being a cutie dork and looking at us during The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby Premiere in Cannes Film Festival - 17.05.2014. (Selfie and story here)

anonymous asked:

I, unlike most of you, are never fooled by the public image of these royals. Of course they must be nice, shake hands, be lovely. I don't fall for that crap because at the end of the day they are humans, All that pretty fairy dust presentation they put on is an act. These are wealthy people, put on a pedestal, people are bowing down to them (literally), They don't have to work their asses off and pay bills. After a few years, superiority can go to ones head. Harry, Kate,William. They're all fake

You lost me at “unlike most of you.” I’d advise you don’t criticise other people for being put on a pedestal and acting superior when you’re putting yourself on a pedestal and acting superior.