(that's a lie i'm not done)

seriously though you can say what you want about the Frozen arc, but remember when Elsa and Hook hung out and talked about Emma and worried about Emma and were there for Emma and helped her accept herself and were just #TeamEmma all the way

and also developed a friendship of their own which was a bit snarky and a bit teamwork-y and a bit technophobic and completely devoid of jealousies or hints of love triangles or other silliness and therefore rather awesome

Frozen Hook aka Team Emma aka please sir I would like some more

my least favorite thing is where I don’t intentionally procrastinate and instead just suddenly find out that I totally didn’t do the thing and it is now too late

I hate that thing

Illness Starters
  • "I feel terrible."
  • "You look awful. When is the last time you slept."
  • "I threw up more than I ate."
  • [text] Can you bring me some ginger ale?
  • "Would you like some mint tea?"
  • "I'd love to help, but I feel like shit."
  • "I'm sure if anything can be done to help..."
  • "I feel like a vice is around my head and constantly squeezing."
  • [text] This is going to sound weird but can you get me some Imodium?
  • "Please tell me you have some Tylenol..."
  • "My head is killing me."
  • "Are you feeling okay?"
  • "I have been hurling for a week now."
  • "I've been feeling like crap ever since I got bit. Hey, do you think I'll get supernatural powers?"
  • "Just lie down and I'll take care of everything."
  • "Suck it up buttercup."
  • "I'm dying. I know I'm dying."
  • "Can I get some soup?"
  • "That's not going to happen because I see two of you right now."
  • "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that..."
  • "Sorry. I can't go anywhere today. I have someone sick at home."
  • "I'm going to go to the store. Do you want anything?"
  • "I can't feel anything below the neck."
  • "Is that medicine suppose to make you feel like you're flying?"
  • "I just want to nap right now."
  • "I don't feel like dealing with that right now."
  • "Sure. No. I'm fine. Couldn't be feeling better."
  • "You can barely stand."
  • "Is that a new dance craze or did you just stagger?"
  • "I'll deal with everything. You just rest."
  • Me, at any given time of day, doing literally anything: I love Emilia a lot
The Raven Cycle Starters
  • "You are being self-pitying."
  • "I'm nearly done. You don't have much more of this to bear."
  • "Crushed and broken. Just the way women like 'em."
  • "You're the table everyone wants at Starbucks,"
  • "No. I thought you were dead in a ditch.”
  • "Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."
  • "His name wasn't really Butternut, was it?"
  • "He asked for a specific. I gave him a specific. I'm sorry it wasn't puppies."
  • "I'm always straight."
  • "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.”
  • "I wish you wouldn't call him that."
  • "If we go that way, it seems less like we’ll be shot for trespassing. We can’t be low profile because of your shirt."
  • "Kick him in the nuts. Then run the other way."
  • "I don't know what I want. I don't know what the hell I am."
  • “Keep poking things with your stick and it’ll be okay.”
  • “You’re looking for a god. Didn’t you suspect that there was also a devil?”
  • "He threw me out the window!"
  • “So what you're saying is you can't explain it."
  • "Don't fucking swear,"
  • “Smiling when you say that doesn’t make it funny,”
  • “There aren't terrible ideas. Just ideas done terribly.”
  • “Maybe you mean to be, but in case you’re just being accidentally creepy, I thought I’d let you know.”
  • “Secrets and cockroaches — that’s what will be left at the end of it all.”
  • "You should say sorry when you kill something."
  • “You can be just friends with people, you know,"
  • "I like the way you losers thought Instagram before first aid. Fuck off.”
  • "Stop watching me,"
  • “I wasn't talking to you, ___. I need someone with a soul.”
  • "I'm dead, Not stupid.”
  • "Go be short somewhere else.”
  • “Okay, get out of here. Scram. Farewell,"
  • "Excelsior."
  • " Do you think you might grow out of the crazy any time soon?"
Ugliness
  • Clawhauser: Hi, Madame Assistant Mayor!
  • Bellwether: What do you want?
  • Clawhauser: Listen, I need to ask you something?
  • Bellwether: What?
  • Clawhauser: How do I know if a guy likes me as more than a friend?
  • Bellwether: If he is smart, handsome, strong, and good at heart you mean?
  • Clawhauser: Yeah!
  • Bellwether: Well, if it's YOU I guarantee he doesn't, unless he's also blind to how grotesque you are.
  • Clawhauser: You... think I'm ugly?
  • Bellwether: As ugly as they come.
  • Clawhauser: [fights back tears and runs away]
  • Bellwether: Heehee.
  • [Bogo appears]
  • Bogo: Ahem. Do you need something?
  • Bellwether: Not right now, Chief Bogo.
  • Bogo: Why is it that every time I see you with Clawhauser you're telling him insensitive lies and making him cry!?
  • Bellwether: Because he's a predator and predators are mean and deserve to get their feelings hurt now and then.
  • Bogo: First of all, that is INCREDIBLY prejudiced. Secondly, even if we assume the premise is fact, Clawhauser has done nothing. Why not pick on Lionheart instead.
  • Bellwether: Because that's different. Lionheart might... he might...
  • Bogo: He might... retaliate?
  • Bellwether: Right.
  • Bogo: Bully. Coward.
  • Bellwether: What about you? You're a huge bull picking on a tiny ewe.
  • Bogo: I'm not picking on you I'm trying to protect my... friend.
  • Bellwether: Well if you want you can go tell Clawhauser that you're in love with him.
  • Bogo: But I... I never said that.
  • Bellwether: You said I told Clawhauser an 'insensitive lie' and let's be honest here we both knew he was talking about you.
  • Bogo: I only heard you say he was ugly.
  • Bellwether: You don't think he is?
  • Bogo: No, I think he's irresistibly adorable.
  • Bellwether: I rest my case.
  • Bogo: Oh yeah, so what if I am? At least I have the common decency to not treat a precious little angel like complete and utter crap just to stroke my own racist ego!
  • Bellwether: At least I'm not going gaga for a PREDATOR.
  • [Later]
  • Bogo: Clawhauser?
  • Clawhauser: Yes, Chief?
  • Bogo: You are not ugly even a little bit at all period. Bellwether is just a big jerk.
  • Clawhauser: Really? So does that mean a smart, handsome, strong guy who's good at heart may indeed like me as more than a friend?
  • Bogo: It is... definitely... possible.
  • [Clawhauser glomps Bogo causing the latter's face to heat up]
  • Bogo: ...Definitely, definitely... possible...
10

Elementary Rewatch ❖ Heroine (8/11)

"The Last Unicorn" Sentence Starter!
  • You can find the others if you are brave.
  • This is a forest, like any other... isn't it?
  • Shut up, you pretentious kneecap! How'd you like a punch in the eye?
  • Everything dies! I want to die when you die.
  • You have all the power you need if you dare to look for it!
  • I will try to go home now.
  • Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
  • It seems like all is dying and would leave the world to mourn.
  • Be rary of wousing a rizard's wrath - rousing a rizard's - Be wary of making a magician angry!
  • You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.
  • You are an idiot!
  • I'm hungry, weary, but I cannot lay me down.
  • There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.
  • Everything has changed.
  • Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.
  • It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.
  • I would not be you for all the world!
  • I am sorry. I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.
  • That's all I've got to say.
  • Listen! Don't listen to me, listen!
  • Damn you! Where have you been?!
  • I know you. If I were blind I'd know what you are.
  • Does myth and mystery lie?
  • What have you done to me?
  • Well, I wish I didn't care! I wish to God I didn't care!
  • Am I truly the last?
  • Why is a raven like a writing desk?
  • You can't come with us. We're on a quest!
  • What is it that I'm searching for in this strange place, day after day?
  • I love whom I love.
  • I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing.
  • He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!
Random lyric starters
  • "We get in for free."
  • "Follow my lead."
  • "Now, you're one of us."
  • "You're coming with me."
  • "Kill the lights."
  • "Get used to it."
  • "You've already succumbed to me."
  • "What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn?"
  • "No going back now."
  • "Was I meant to feel happy?"
  • "____ is a dreamer."
  • "People like to tell you what you're gonna be."
  • "It's not my problem if you don't see what I see."
  • "Are you satisfied with an average life?"
  • "Do I need to lie to make my way in life?"
  • "It's my problem that I never am happy."
  • "Baby, nothing comes for free."
  • "They say I'm a control freak."
  • "Nobody can stop me."
  • "It's my business if I feel the need to smoke and drink and sway."
  • "I have no friends and feel I want to die."
  • "Will you be satisfied?"
  • "I want just the life I had."
  • "That doesn't sound too bad."
  • "Now that seems just about right."
  • "Life is short."
  • "When you're done, you're done."
  • "We're on this earth to have some fun."
  • "That's the royal guarantee."
  • "I've worked hard for everything I've got."
  • "That's the way it's supposed to be."
  • "What you give is what you get."
  • "Maybe you think that you can hide."
  • "We're enemies."
  • "You're like a drug that's killing me."
  • "You're still in my head."
  • "I love your lies."
  • "Come with your arms raised high!"
  • "Nobody cares if you're losing yourself."
  • "Am I losing myself?"
  • "So long..."
  • "Well, I don't remember."
  • "Do you have the keys to the hotel?"
  • "I won't go down by myself."
Law & Order: SVU (Season 15) Starters
  • My partner, my squad, the entire department will hunt you down.
  • You think that you've put people through hell. It will rain back down on you.
  • He would kick your teeth in, break your legs, break your arms, break your back, break your face.
  • If you can't trust me, then I'm done.
  • That's not what I said.
  • What happened?
  • Fear won out.
  • I'm sorry.
  • It's not on you. It's just the way it is.
  • Nothing changes, except what has to.
  • Has anyone ever told you to just stop talking?
  • Was it something I said?
  • Last night I friended her on Facebook.
  • People lie, people make mistakes... this comes with the territory.
  • Is that really how women think?
  • I'm proud of you. Coming forward, you had more guts than any of them.
  • After sex, most men feel the urge to urinate, which clears the urethra.
  • He'll die in prison.
  • He goaded me into beating him. And, you know what? Once I started I couldn't stop. He got me to turn into exactly what he is.
  • Nobody could ever take your place
  • We should throw you a party
  • Heavy lies the crown.
  • Don't worry, I'll stay away from Atlantic City
  • You threatening me? I got the biggest gang in the city. You think your guys are loyal? Go ahead. Test the NYPD. I dare ya.
  • Some street guy with a diabetic kid with an attachment disorder out in the freezing cold? Tell me there's a happy ending.
  • You ask me, the only difference between a football team and a gang is that gangs don't wear helmets and knee-pads.
  • You can't just come in here and start making accusations.
  • I'll pretend I didn't hear you say that!
  • Whatever you're doing, I want you to stop now; I am not ready for another partner!
  • You're smiling, ___. Why does that freak me out?
  • I'm fixed on you, and until I'm dead I'll always be in your head
  • We're joined at the hip now, aren't we?
  • There is not one shred of forensic evidence of criminal behavior.
  • A grenade with the pin pulled has not blown up yet, but it's still a danger to those around it.

anonymous asked:

what kinda rp do u wanna see

literally anything besides rich kids / gossip girl / reality tv at this point .. i’m a sucker for horror plots don’t get me wrong but ig i’m picky cause some aren’t as serious as others and it really depends on how they execute it .. it’d be cool to see a hotel rp again ? i’m kinda done with small town / uni plots BUT gimme a cute rp set in a quaint place in greece or rome or amsterdam or something i’d love to see that .. oh also i would kill for a good mystery rp or secrets rp or rivalry rp like something action-packed with a lot of room for drama and excitement as long as it isn’t based off 13rw or is a gang rp lol i’d be down with that .. basically just. a good plot. plus dedicated admins that won’t flake after 2 days. loaaaaads of space for character development. and it doesnt look like it took 5 minutes to make ? i’d vibe with that tbh