(that's a lie i'm not done)

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July 20th, day 5 nurseydex week prompt: hurt/comfort

[SORRY THIS IS SO LATE GUYS it was a long day]

“I’ll be back later,” Dex tells him, slinging his bag over his shoulder. No practice today, but Dex has an early class. Normally he doesn’t mind morning classes – years of working and living in Maine enforced an early to bed/early to rise mentality so fierce he can’t knock it even on off-season. Not even for Christmas. But he’s making a bit of an exception today and allowing himself to want to stay at the Haus, in bed with his boyfriend. Because it’s Nursey. And for Nursey, he’ll always make an exception.

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sound the drums of war

okay so i’ve gotten a lot of requests to do a retold fairytale about pocahontas, which is a really reasonable thing to request since i’ve done so many retold tales about disney movies, but here’s the thing

pocahontas the movie is easily one the most messed up things that modern media has ever produced, and i’ll belt out color of the wind like nobody’s business, but that doesn’t change the fact that disney took a history about lying, abduction, rape, and torture and … turned it into a love story. which. what. who thought that was a good idea???

so. look. this is the only retold fairytale i have in me for pocahontas. i know it’s not what anyone who requested this actually wanted, so. sorry.

we’ll keep disney’s aged up premise and characters, because the truth is just too sad to touch at all. we’ll keep pocahontas as her name, because it wasn’t her real name (her real name was matoaka).

okay here we go

we have pocahontas, the young daughter of chief powhatan. she is spirited and flighty, having no fear of jumping off waterfalls or any other manner of dangerous things. what does she fear? growing up, responsibility, having to be a grown woman in her tribe and all that that entails, of being forced into a marriage she doesn’t want.

she grew up with kokoum, she knows him, he is a good man and a strong man, he will provide for her everything she could need or want – but she doesn’t think that’s a good enough reason to marry him. he’s a good leader, he’ll probably be elected to replace her father when the time comes, and she will move on from being the daughter of the chief to the wife of the chief.

something in her rankles at being the daughter of, the wife of, to being just ‘of’ anything.

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seriously though you can say what you want about the Frozen arc, but remember when Elsa and Hook hung out and talked about Emma and worried about Emma and were there for Emma and helped her accept herself and were just #TeamEmma all the way

and also developed a friendship of their own which was a bit snarky and a bit teamwork-y and a bit technophobic and completely devoid of jealousies or hints of love triangles or other silliness and therefore rather awesome

Frozen Hook aka Team Emma aka please sir I would like some more


Elementary Rewatch ❖ Heroine (8/11)

Wilder Mind
  • "Just one last time"
  • "You and I both know this all too well"
  • "Most don't even last the night"
  • "I wanna hear you lie one last time"
  • "I really wish you would not cry"
  • "I only ever told you one lie"
  • "I never tried to trick you"
  • "I don't even know if I believe everything you're trying to say to me"
  • "I had the strangest feeling"
  • "Tell me I'm alive"
  • "You were all I ever longed for"
  • "I promised you everything would be fine"
  • "It's in my blood"
  • "You can call it love if you want"
  • "I'm not ready, I'm not strong enough"
  • "Just take a minute, take a breath"
  • "I thought we were done"
  • "I'll do my best with the time that's left"
  • "I'll turn into a monster for you, if you pay me enough"
  • "You will always be danger"
  • "Wasn't it you who said I needed peace?"
  • "Take it out on me"
  • "These apartment walls are paper thin"
  • "I know what's on your mind"
  • "I guess the truth works two ways"
  • "Maybe the truth's not what we need"
  • "Don't tell me that I've changed because that's not the truth"
  • "What would you have me do?"
  • "You were the only one"
  • "Is there another way?"
  • "I didn't fool you but I failed you"
  • "In short, made a fool out of you"
  • "I will love you constantly"

my least favorite thing is where I don’t intentionally procrastinate and instead just suddenly find out that I totally didn’t do the thing and it is now too late

I hate that thing

Illness Starters
  • "I feel terrible."
  • "You look awful. When is the last time you slept."
  • "I threw up more than I ate."
  • [text] Can you bring me some ginger ale?
  • "Would you like some mint tea?"
  • "I'd love to help, but I feel like shit."
  • "I'm sure if anything can be done to help..."
  • "I feel like a vice is around my head and constantly squeezing."
  • [text] This is going to sound weird but can you get me some Imodium?
  • "Please tell me you have some Tylenol..."
  • "My head is killing me."
  • "Are you feeling okay?"
  • "I have been hurling for a week now."
  • "I've been feeling like crap ever since I got bit. Hey, do you think I'll get supernatural powers?"
  • "Just lie down and I'll take care of everything."
  • "Suck it up buttercup."
  • "I'm dying. I know I'm dying."
  • "Can I get some soup?"
  • "That's not going to happen because I see two of you right now."
  • "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that..."
  • "Sorry. I can't go anywhere today. I have someone sick at home."
  • "I'm going to go to the store. Do you want anything?"
  • "I can't feel anything below the neck."
  • "Is that medicine suppose to make you feel like you're flying?"
  • "I just want to nap right now."
  • "I don't feel like dealing with that right now."
  • "Sure. No. I'm fine. Couldn't be feeling better."
  • "You can barely stand."
  • "Is that a new dance craze or did you just stagger?"
  • "I'll deal with everything. You just rest."
  • Clawhauser: Hi, Madame Assistant Mayor!
  • Bellwether: What do you want?
  • Clawhauser: Listen, I need to ask you something?
  • Bellwether: What?
  • Clawhauser: How do I know if a guy likes me as more than a friend?
  • Bellwether: If he is smart, handsome, strong, and good at heart you mean?
  • Clawhauser: Yeah!
  • Bellwether: Well, if it's YOU I guarantee he doesn't, unless he's also blind to how grotesque you are.
  • Clawhauser: You... think I'm ugly?
  • Bellwether: As ugly as they come.
  • Clawhauser: [fights back tears and runs away]
  • Bellwether: Heehee.
  • [Bogo appears]
  • Bogo: Ahem. Do you need something?
  • Bellwether: Not right now, Chief Bogo.
  • Bogo: Why is it that every time I see you with Clawhauser you're telling him insensitive lies and making him cry!?
  • Bellwether: Because he's a predator and predators are mean and deserve to get their feelings hurt now and then.
  • Bogo: First of all, that is INCREDIBLY prejudiced. Secondly, even if we assume the premise is fact, Clawhauser has done nothing. Why not pick on Lionheart instead.
  • Bellwether: Because that's different. Lionheart might... he might...
  • Bogo: He might... retaliate?
  • Bellwether: Right.
  • Bogo: Bully. Coward.
  • Bellwether: What about you? You're a huge bull picking on a tiny ewe.
  • Bogo: I'm not picking on you I'm trying to protect my... friend.
  • Bellwether: Well if you want you can go tell Clawhauser that you're in love with him.
  • Bogo: But I... I never said that.
  • Bellwether: You said I told Clawhauser an 'insensitive lie' and let's be honest here we both knew he was talking about you.
  • Bogo: I only heard you say he was ugly.
  • Bellwether: You don't think he is?
  • Bogo: No, I think he's irresistibly adorable.
  • Bellwether: I rest my case.
  • Bogo: Oh yeah, so what if I am? At least I have the common decency to not treat a precious little angel like complete and utter crap just to stroke my own racist ego!
  • Bellwether: At least I'm not going gaga for a PREDATOR.
  • [Later]
  • Bogo: Clawhauser?
  • Clawhauser: Yes, Chief?
  • Bogo: You are not ugly even a little bit at all period. Bellwether is just a big jerk.
  • Clawhauser: Really? So does that mean a smart, handsome, strong guy who's good at heart may indeed like me as more than a friend?
  • Bogo: It is... definitely... possible.
  • [Clawhauser glomps Bogo causing the latter's face to heat up]
  • Bogo: ...Definitely, definitely... possible...
The Raven Cycle Starters
  • "You are being self-pitying."
  • "I'm nearly done. You don't have much more of this to bear."
  • "Crushed and broken. Just the way women like 'em."
  • "You're the table everyone wants at Starbucks,"
  • "No. I thought you were dead in a ditch.”
  • "Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."
  • "His name wasn't really Butternut, was it?"
  • "He asked for a specific. I gave him a specific. I'm sorry it wasn't puppies."
  • "I'm always straight."
  • "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.”
  • "I wish you wouldn't call him that."
  • "If we go that way, it seems less like we’ll be shot for trespassing. We can’t be low profile because of your shirt."
  • "Kick him in the nuts. Then run the other way."
  • "I don't know what I want. I don't know what the hell I am."
  • “Keep poking things with your stick and it’ll be okay.”
  • “You’re looking for a god. Didn’t you suspect that there was also a devil?”
  • "He threw me out the window!"
  • “So what you're saying is you can't explain it."
  • "Don't fucking swear,"
  • “Smiling when you say that doesn’t make it funny,”
  • “There aren't terrible ideas. Just ideas done terribly.”
  • “Maybe you mean to be, but in case you’re just being accidentally creepy, I thought I’d let you know.”
  • “Secrets and cockroaches — that’s what will be left at the end of it all.”
  • "You should say sorry when you kill something."
  • “You can be just friends with people, you know,"
  • "I like the way you losers thought Instagram before first aid. Fuck off.”
  • "Stop watching me,"
  • “I wasn't talking to you, ___. I need someone with a soul.”
  • "I'm dead, Not stupid.”
  • "Go be short somewhere else.”
  • “Okay, get out of here. Scram. Farewell,"
  • "Excelsior."
  • " Do you think you might grow out of the crazy any time soon?"
"The Last Unicorn" Sentence Starter!
  • You can find the others if you are brave.
  • This is a forest, like any other... isn't it?
  • Shut up, you pretentious kneecap! How'd you like a punch in the eye?
  • Everything dies! I want to die when you die.
  • You have all the power you need if you dare to look for it!
  • I will try to go home now.
  • Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
  • It seems like all is dying and would leave the world to mourn.
  • Be rary of wousing a rizard's wrath - rousing a rizard's - Be wary of making a magician angry!
  • You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.
  • You are an idiot!
  • I'm hungry, weary, but I cannot lay me down.
  • There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.
  • Everything has changed.
  • Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.
  • It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.
  • I would not be you for all the world!
  • I am sorry. I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.
  • That's all I've got to say.
  • Listen! Don't listen to me, listen!
  • Damn you! Where have you been?!
  • I know you. If I were blind I'd know what you are.
  • Does myth and mystery lie?
  • What have you done to me?
  • Well, I wish I didn't care! I wish to God I didn't care!
  • Am I truly the last?
  • Why is a raven like a writing desk?
  • You can't come with us. We're on a quest!
  • What is it that I'm searching for in this strange place, day after day?
  • I love whom I love.
  • I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing.
  • He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!