(old news to you guys



I know beauty and the best is old news for you guys but it just came out a few days ago here in Japan so PLEASE CONSIDER: Voltron AU where Lance is Belle, Keith is Beast, and Lotor is Gaston. I feel like Pidge would have to be Chip lol and Lefou would maybe be Varkon???? Coran for Lumiere, Hunk for Cogsworth. Allura for Mrs. Potts, mall cow as the horse, Hagar as the enchantress… what’s left for Shiro? The dad? The wardrobe?? Lol. He’d be cute as the priest who likes to read. Or he could just be like… all the villagers lol. All of them. 



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  • Usnavi: Good job, Sonny.
  • Sonny: Thanks, dad.
  • *silence*
  • Sonny: ...Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Vanessa: You just called Usnavi 'dad'.
  • Sonny: What? No, I didn't! I said 'Thanks, man'!
  • Usnavi: Do you...see me as a father-figure, Sonny?
  • Sonny: NO! If anything, I see you as a 'bother figure' cause you're always bothering me!
  • Benny: Hey! Show your father some respect!
  • Sonny: I DIDN'T CALL HIM 'DAD'!
  • Usnavi: No, Sonny, I take it as a compliment.
  • Carla: It's not a big deal! I call my girlfriend 'Mommy' sometimes.
  • Sonny: *points to Carla* Guys! Jump on that!
  • Daniela: Old news! You calling Usnavi 'daddy'-
  • Sonny: HEY! 'Daddy' is NOT on the table here!
  • Pete: You still called him 'dad'.
  • Sonny: NO, I DIDN'T!
  • Usnavi: Well, I believe you...
  • Sonny: Thank you!
  • Usnavi: ...Son...
  • *pause*
  • Usnavi: Do you want to talk about it later, over a...game of catch?
  • Sonny: ...I'd like that.

Another set of scans from HSJ Calendar!

My friend shared her scans with me, she said I can do whatever I want with them, so to survive the boredom, I edited them a little, it helped me explore my editing apps too. Then, I thought it would be nice to share these with you guys. Even though HSJ Calendar is old news. But I don’t care anyway *laughing hysterically*

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Federal court halts Trump’s immigration ban
The federal court for the Eastern District of New York issued an emergency stay halting President Donald Trump’s executive order banning entry to the US from seven majority-Muslim countries...
By Nilay Patel

Additional commentary by eyewitness @lettersfromtitan:

(tweets source)

Blackhawks: We got Brandon Saad back guys!!!


Also me: Wait how did you pull that off?

Blackhawks: ………….we may have traded away the 2016 Calder Memorial Trophy winner


Blackhawks: *in a fearful whisper* maybe we shouldn’t mention how we also traded away Niklas “The Hammer” Hjalmarsson

Me: YOU did WHAT nOW?


Levi Ackerman. Petra Ral. Modern AU. 

An old man, a young woman, and a dog named Herschel all walk into a graveyard. 

2601 Words.


Levi Ackerman did not hate his job, but he could not see himself ever loving it in the future.

When he was younger, he often wondered what he would end up doing in the next few decades. Mowing grass between tombstones and digging holes for burials was not a possibility that ever slipped into his mind.

But somehow, Levi found himself on an early bus every morning, all so he could get to the cemetery on the edge of the town by 8AM.

His profession was nothing near glamourous, considering that his jeans were always covered in dirt and his shirts were never the shade he bought them in.

Whenever people asked him what he did for a living, Levi would try to find a reason to avoid the question and change the topic.

Also, because every single time he actually did answer the question, Levi responded with phrases like ‘cleaning shit off gravestones’ or ‘stopping brats from grave rubbing.’

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Meal Planning Week of 3-26-17

Breakfast: I’m doing something a little bit different and totally kind of a copy cat of a delicious-looking breakfast I saw someone post. She made what I’d call a “warm salad” of eggs, cream cheese, and spinach. Since I’m lactose intolerant, I’m also using her suggestion to try a cashew cream “cheese” recipe. So, I picked up eggs, cashews, garlic, lemons, and chives. I’ll put it over some spinach and probably toss it around in the pan to shrink it down a touch and get it coated. Might even give it a drink of wine vinegar, which I was out of. Boo. Oh, well. $2. I found “pomegranate infused,” because why not? The only cashews I could find were lightly salted, so I probably won’t even need to add salt! Maybe a pinch. 

Lunches: Yeah, I’m going with a theme of easing going this week since we’re mostly just clearing out the freezer. I’m giving my boyfriend the “lentil soup” and “superfood chili” (I STILL HAVE SOME LEFT, JESUS) and I’ll be working through the leftover “sweet and spicy red cabbage soup.” That’s more of a side dish so I’ll just make a batch or two of my old stand by “tofu avocado salad sandwiches,” and have more of my delicious pickles from last week. So, no new lunch recipes. All I needed to pick up was an avocado and a package of firm tofu.

Dinners: So, during the work week we’ll finish up the “chicken and quinoa soup” we have left over in the freezer. I picked up some asparagus that was on sale, so I’ll probably roast one bunch up and have that with some of the stock of salmon burgers we have in the freezer. Also, to finish up two hamburger buns that survived “Attack of the Black Bean Burger.” Sunday night I’m going to do something a little fun. I have two cod filets just chilling in the freezer and I think I’m going to try making a crust out of oats and quinoa, something like that. Just gonna kind of BS this. I’ll have to, sigh, sacrifice an egg or two. I’ll write up a report on how this turns out! I’ll probably roast up the other bunch of asparagus, too.

Snacks: Pineapple, strawberries, bananas, protein shakes, and lentil brownies.

So, “lentil brownies” are the only real experiment and you’ll definitely hear about it! It’s going to be sort of a snack/energy bar and macro delivery system since I’ve been falling short on fat lately. It will definitely be delicious, though–I hope! My last attempt was close and I think I know exactly how to recalibrate it. From the pantry, I already have cocoa powder, stevia, coconut oil, vanilla, applesauce, protein powder, salt, and baking soda. All I picked up from the store was a bag of dried lentils and baker’s chocolate.

So, maybe not the most exciting since these are mostly old news to you guys, but I really sort of need my containers back so I can make new stuff. LOL. Oh, God. What will I write this week with so few new recipes? We only spent $45 this week on food and that would have been the whole bill had the boyfriend not “needed” Bacardi to DM last night.

The tipp-i-est tip of his shoe is at it again! See it?!

gayleobloom oh yeah that was. Bad

honestly I’m still in shock about that bc originally I was like oh yeah people have faves and they all want their faves to be mains but when I found out that there was never even really a possibility of it happening bc the show only focuses on 99ers it makes the whole backlash against sana being named a main THAT much worse

One of my favorite things about the Redwall fandom is just that everyone is so nice.

Have a different or uncommon opinion? Let’s hear it! 

Haven’t read that book yet? No pressure- but it’s really good, I think you’d like it!  


You wrote a fanfic? OMG can we pleeeaase read it?! 


Posted earlier- even in a tag- about how you weren’t feeling great? Someone’s probably gonna send you the sweetest ask ever about how they hope you feel better and have an amazing week. 

Honestly, this fandom is just the best

anonymous asked:

Tess brags about that Gucci and her "designer" clothes too much lmaooo. Anyone who has to talk about how much shit they have and let everyone know how expensive it is is a jackass. Idc if you own that shit, don't brag about it? Lmao?

she’ll be old news before you guys even know it lol

  • <p> <b>Washington:</b> Hamilton, good job on that report.<p/><b>Alexander:</b> Thanks dad.<p/><b>Alexander:</b> ...<p/><b>Alexander:</b> Why is everyone staring at me?<p/><b>Burr:</b> You just called Washington dad.<p/><b>Burr:</b> you said thanks dad.<p/><b>Alexander:</b> What? No, I didn't. I said thanks man.<p/><b>Washington:</b> Do you see me as a father figure, Hamilton?<p/><b>Alexander:</b> No, if anything I see you as a bother figure cause you're always bothering me!<p/><b>Hercules:</b> Hey, show your father some respect!<p/><b>Alexander:</b> I didn't call him dad.<p/><b>Washington:</b> No, no. Hamilton, I take it as a compliment.<p/><b>Lafayette:</b> It's not a big deal. I called Hercules mom once.<p/><b>Alexander:</b> guys jump on that.<p/><b>John:</b> Old news, but you calling Washington daddy...<p/><b>Alexander:</b> Hey, daddy is not on the table here!<p/><b>Thomas:</b> Well, you did call him dad, dude.<p/><b>Alexander:</b> You shut up. You've done nothing but lie about my plan being a bad idea since you got here.<p/><b>Thomas:</b> Okay, I was lying about your plan, but the daddy thing, that happened.<p/><b>Alexander:</b> Ah-ha. He admitted it was a lie! All part of my crazy, devious plan.<p/><b>Washington:</b> I believe you-<p/><b>Alexander:</b> Thank you.<p/><b>Washington:</b> -son. You want to talk about it over a game of catch?<p/><b>Alexander:</b> ...<p/><b>Alexander:</b> I'd like that.<p/></p>

Just a mini recap of fg related stuff i remember happened during 2013/2014

As for the “boo” we all remember Gerard’s infamous>>


Frank: “I’M OVER HERE!”

Sooooo, guess the “boo, you the best” just confirms that…

Anyway, i wanted to add the thing about all of them being depressed after/before/around the break up..just for the record

And maybe lets not forget Gerard's not-so-straight confessions like

And then just maybe

Okay and maybe lets mention also this


Anyway…this is all old news, but i thought that you guys could add new or more recent FG or possibly FG stuff …..i haven’t been here much lately,since i lived abroad for a while but i’d like to get an update and thought a RECAP POST like this would be a cool way! ;)

Okay ignore this if it’s old news but
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS i just searched “negan” in google images to show my boyfriend what i was talking about and this photo showed up. I NEVER NOTICED THIS, OMFG they’ve been foreshadowing Negan since 4B!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED IT!

and if you can’t tell what that is, it’s a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. holy shit, this means so many things. Negan was so close to the prison, and he was the one who killed this group????


Steve x reader
Warnings: cussing
(Funny and fluffy?)
As Steve walked briskly down the halls of the Avengers tower, he found himself stopping in front of the doors to Tony and Bruce’s lab. Hearing loud bickering coming from this room wasn’t uncommon. Since Tony Stark was basically the king of arguing, it was always interesting to stop by and watch the latest debate pan out. What drew Steve in though, was the unfamiliar voice of a woman. Striding in through the sliding doors, he knit his eyebrows as he took in the scene before him. Tony had both hands on the table in front of him as he leaned forward from where he was standing. Directly across the table from Tony was a woman Steve had never seen before. She had her legs crossed and her arms folded over her chest as she sat on one of the stools. Her body language oozed confidence as she sat up straight with her back slightly arched and her chin tilted up. Her (H/L), (H/C) hair outlined her facial features perfectly. She was absolutely breath taking.

“Do you even hear how stupid you sound?” She asked with one eyebrow raised.

“Excuse me but do you even know who your talking to? Tony Stark…. Genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.”

She scoffed, “Yah big boy I’ve done my research and from what I found your daddy issues are a real turnoff and you like to hide behind sarcasm and a weak ego when you get in arguments.”

Steve raised his eyebrows at this remark. He was impressed to say the least. There weren’t many people that would or even could backtalk Tony like that.

Tony narrowed his eyes at the girl across from him as she did the same.

“Alright then let’s get a second opinion,” pushing himself off the table, he turned on his heel towards Steve, “what do you think capsicle?”

“Think about what?”

“Me and my new student here, (Y/N), were just discussing the true meaning of life—And by true meaning of life I mean discussing whether this dress is blue and black or white and gold.” Turning on his heel once more, Tony pointed to a picture behind them of a striped dress.

“I see white and gold but this ignorant child thinks it’s black and blue.” He finished.

“Oh, I don’t think skittle tits… I know.” She replied with just as much sass.

They both glared at each other before turning back to Steve, “So what do you think Rogers?” Tony asked once more.

“Um… Ok well, I think.. Umm.. I think I’m gonna have to agree with (Y/N) and say it’s blue and black.” Steve replied hesitantly, not fully understanding the point of the argument.

Tony looked away with an eye roll as (Y/N) fist pumped the air several times, “GET REKT BOI!” she shouted at him as she cackled shamelessly.

“Yah whatever, doesn’t count. He’s like 95 years old so his vision is bad.” Tony replied with annoyance thick in his voice.

“I call BS, he’s a super soldier so he’s got that 20/20 vision.” She chirped back.

As they started bickering again, Steve zoned out and studied the girl more with a small smile on his face. He noticed the way her lips curled into a tantalizing smirk whenever she outraged Tony even more. How one of her eyebrows would raise as if she was saying “Oh really???”. How she never backed down even if she knew she was wrong. Steve saw a fire in the girl that ensnarled his every thought while just looking at her.

He finally snapped back into reality when he noticed her saying something to him.

“Sorry what?” He asked as he shook his head trying to refocus.

She chuckled softly when she noticed a tinge of pink dust his cheeks, “I said my name is (Y/N) (L/N), I’m apprenticing for Mr.Stark
as part of my final training to work for SHIELD’s engineering department.”

“Oh! I’m Captain America… Or I mean Steve Rogers! I already work here… Cause I’m Captain America.. But you can call me Steve!” He rushed out as he scratched the back of his neck awkwardly blushing again.

She laughed at his rambling which brought a smile to his face.

“Well Steve, hopefully I’ll see you around so we can have a proper conversation.”

“Yeah, I’d like that a lot.” he finished with a soft smile

After a quick goodbye, he watched her walk back over to Tony with a feeling of genuine excitement for what the future holds for him.
A/N: I’m sooooo sorry I haven’t posted in forever! Ive been busy with a term paper and track started so I have practice every day which makes it a little difficult to find time to write! But nevertheless here I am so hopefully I can write a lot more now since we finished our paper! I’ve been thinking of writing other fandom imagines so don’t be surprised if some supernatural stuff pops up!!! Also I couldn’t think of any good funny debates so I picked the striped dress one even tho it’s old news lol. Anyways Thank you guys for all the support❤️❤ P.S.- some of the lines in the imagine are from prompt lists I found or from funny posts I found on Instagram

Okay haters, I want some legit reasons from you guys on why you are so against Steroline. Maybe then I will understand how any sane person can actively protest against this ship. And by legit, I exclude the following excuses which are simply not acceptable:

a) Hater #1: “I don’t want them to ruin the great Steroline friendship.”

Me: You can’t hide behind that bullshit reason forever. It has never made any sense and never will. Some of the greatest love stories, real and fictional, are born out of great friendships.

b) Hater #2: “I love Stefan and Caroline as friends only.”

Me: You’re right, they have so much chemistry in their scenes as just friends. Imagine that x10 because it will be that much better when they have scenes where they are more than just friends.

c) Hater #3: “Stefan will hurt Caroline because Elena will always be his first choice.”

Me: First of all, Stelena is old news. They spent a whole episode spelling it out for you guys. Now those two are simply good friends with no romantic feelings attached whatsoever. That ship has sailed.

Secondly, me being the biggest Caroline fan can assure you that Stefan would be the last person to knowingly hurt her. What do you even base this on? The first episode when he told her its never going to happen between them? Um, he just met her and she was a drunk school girl looking to get laid, neither of them cared about each other back then. They’ve both changed so much since then and grown to very close to the point where Stefan trusts her the most, by his own admission. He even cares more about what Caroline thinks of him than what Elena thinks of him (hence why he hid the fact that he killed Enzo, he didn’t want her to think less of him…who is his first choice now?)

d) Hater #4: “This is such a step back for Caroline’s character.”

Me: Why? For the first time, she is falling for a genuinely good guy. Not Matt who was a douche to her and too hung up on Elena. Not Tyler who abandoned her too many times. Not Klaus who I love but isn’t exactly the nicest human being (and more importantly, no longer on the same show). And certainly not Enzo who she’s known for like 10 seconds. Stefan on the other hand has always looked out for Caroline, cared about her the most when she turned into a vampire, saved her life multiple times, made her laugh, supported her through the bad and appreciated her more than most of her so-called friends who have all taken her for granted at one point or another. It would NOT be a step back for Caroline to fall for a good guy who truly cares about her.

e) Hater #5: “They are forcing Steroline on us to make us forget about Klaroline”

Me: Okay the Klaroline fandom can be upset because the writers really screwed them over (I’m one of them so I know how it feels)…the reasons here are justified. But everyone else, not so much.

I say bring on the Steroline in season 6. I think it is going to be the best season yet because this ship is the only refreshing part of TVD these days and finally the writers grew a brain and are going to capitalize on it. Any other excuses? I got all day…