(ok i don't actually know what to call this)

My experience with the signs in my life
  • Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.
  • Aries male : very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.
  • Taurus female: MY BIGGEST LOVE. Literally the cutest thing. She is so smart and caring and it's true: she loves to eat. Cares so much about everyone, not only her close friends. She almost never get angry but when she does. Ouch.
  • Taurus male: a cutie. Always ready to cheer you up. DOES NOT. BELIEVE. IN. ASTROLOGY. Likes scientific shit. Loves old movies. Always laughs at your jokes. The best friend you can find. Loves Shrek.
  • Gemini female: so strong and independent. Her hair is always on point, so is her outfit. Either very tall or very short. They talk a lot and they love listening to you. Geminis are actually very lovable people. Best companion for a boring class or for lunch break.
  • Gemini male: very bold and confident about himself. Does his own thing. It's not that he is a dick, it's just that he has his own problems to take care of. Except Trump, Trumps is really a dick. Im sorry Geminis that he is in your sign. The cool guy of the class who has a different girl every week. A lil fuckboy but fun to have a chat with. Loves videogames and perfect pal to get drunk with.
  • Cancer female: not a crybaby. Actually HATES to cry in public. More often than you think, very extroverted. Very passionate about what she loves. High ambitions, starts many things and then get bored. So many puns oh god.
  • Cancer male: oh boy. "Nightmare dressed as a daydream". Makes you feel so special. Boyfriend material. Usually dark hair and dark eyes. Not very tall. Adorable. Special laugh. Will do great things in life. Very creative but kinda introvert(?) WILL RATHER DIE THAN CRY IN PUBLIC.
  • Leo female: very close about her private things but she will open up if you demonstrate her she can trust you. Loves everyone. Not that confident about herself. Very confident about the world, tho. Wants to move someplace else and experience. People respect her.
  • Leo male: Stonehead™. Literally smokes all the time to forget about the pain he feels. Hides emotions and then explodes, usually with rage. Either very close to you that he calls you every day, or he'll completely ignore you. Smart even tho it doesn't look like. The lonely wolf.
  • Virgo female: so stubborn and independent. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Can get very clingy to the people she loves but sometimes neglect other people she loves even tho she doesn't notice. Get mad easily for the little things. The queen. Just listen to her, she knows the shit.
  • Virgo male: cute but doesn't have his own personality. Sometimes gets involved in ugly companies and does things he doesn't want to. Very sensitive but tries to hide it. Actually cares about you even tho he wants to appear a tough boy. Pretends he doesn't care about school, ends up with all A. Probably very good at soccer.
  • Libra female: becomes part of your family if she isn't already. Amazing lipsticks. Always has great stories to tell. Lives in the clouds. Forgets about things easily but won't forget the important things. Has so many passions but get easily distracted when she is studying for an exam. Perfect person to binge watch Sherlock with.
  • Libra male: my everything. Pretends he's a gryffindor but deep down is a slytherin. Stunning. Gets high grade without doing shit. The teacher favorite. The one you can do stupid shit with. Will do anything for you. Listens to you 24/7. Loves tv shows. Very smart. Will probably end up doing something very important. Perfect dad.
  • Scorpio female: actually very sweet and caring, as much as cancer. Never shows off her emotions but you'll know when she cares about you. She's like a mama bear. She'll call you if she feels you are not happy. She'll call you constantly. Extroverted and kind. Best presents ever. Looks naive but very cautious.
  • Scorpio male: ok so my ex fwb was a scorpio and i gotta say they get emotionally attached. Pretend they don't care AT ALL and then calls u at 2 in the morning telling u they love you. Just be careful cause they don't know what they want. Obsessed with electronic things and sex.
  • Sagittarius female: literally on fire. SHE. TALKS. SO. MUCH. I have so many different feelings about her. Either i love completely or I can't stand her. She pretends she knows everything. She's so slow at doing everything, except talking. Laughs a lot. Very sensitive deep down. So loud.
  • Sagittarius male: Pretty introverted. The fire is hidden. He's a freaking badass. If he cares about you, he will show you. Most likely to call you at midnight for your birthday. Very sweet. Goes big or goes home, especially in love. Both a cinnamon and a sinnamon roll. Like if he ain't in the same political party as you, just don't mention politics. That's when the fire shows.
  • Capricorn female: so. she actually cares about you. but she has so much shit going on so she might forget to come at a place you invited her, she won't even apologize but when something happens to you, be sure she'll call. She's absolutely cute and she has been hurt so many times so it's hard for her to trust people completely.
  • Capricorn male: THE FUCKING FANBOY. He loves to travel and to try new things. He is so shy but with his friends he's crazy. Laughs at his own jokes. Extremely sensitive and when he loves, he loves hard. So intelligent and interesting. Absolutely adorable.
  • Aquarius female: the sweetest. she gets clingy to everyone but because she wants to have friends and do things and has a lot of problems but holds everything in and puts her friends first and she's hurt. The most precious human. She needs, she deserves to be loved the most. Learns very quickly and she's very honest.
  • Aquarius male: the devil™. Actually he is funny, like so many jokes, but sometimes it's just too much. He hates when people offend him. Gets on the defensive. Kinda selfish and cares a lot about like 3 people (?). Like he will kill for them. So much drama, boy. Probably failed history and algebra 2 twice.
  • Pisces female: such a badass and a cutiepie at the same time i don't even know how this is possible. she has such a strong personality and loves her friends. Determined and will fight with her teeth for what she loves. You need to have a pisces in your life. She always says she will kill a person but then she just like run away.
  • Pisces male: like just like the pisces female. Cares so much about his family and shows his emotions easily, whether is anger or sadness or happiness. Determined but also insecure about himself, but will do great things.
  • Acnologia: Ok so Zeref got a lot of information on his backstory and motivation. When am I gonna get my part? I'm the second most important antagonist.
  • Mashima: Ehhh... I'm not gonna put your backstory in the manga.
  • Acnologia: ...pardon?
  • Mashima: Yeah, I can't really make it work...
  • Acnologia: Can't you just... have me mention it in my final fight or something?
  • Mashima: Noo... you see, I'm gonna put your motivation in this new movie we're making
  • Acnologia: Oh cool. So like it's gonna play a big role in the plot of the movie?
  • Mashima: Well, kinda but not really we're only showing it a post-credits scene
  • Acnologia: What? That's bullshit! Ugh, I hope it's at least a good one..
  • Mashima: Ok so let me give you a run-down: You arrive at what's later going to be called Crocus and you see a litte girl being attacked by dragons. It looks like she died but she isn't really dead. And then you decide to start killing all the dragons.
  • Acnologia: What? I was fighting in a war, I probably saw hundreds of little children get injured or actually die! This doesn't make any sense. Why couldn't I have started killing dragons because of, i don't know, a flawed ideology or the belief that all dragons have the potential to be evil. Or just plain revenge for my probably dead parents?
  • Mashima: Nah, little girl it is. Btw the movie is just a cheap rehash of that other movie except there's more ship pandering in it.
  • Acnologia: ......Suddenly that time-lapse doesn't seem like such a bad place after all...

Do you ever find yourself really wanting to be in a band and then you remember you have no musical talent whatsoever

anonymous asked:

Doesn't it ever amaze you how exclusionists reblog misinfo just because they're desperate for any excuse to hate aces? Anyways there's this post going around about how asexuals in NYC got a protective law before trans people and that's why cishets are bad and the actual law literally just protects everyone from discrimination based on sexual orientation.....I don't think any exclusionists even asked for sources (as they should), they just hopped on the "aces are evil" train. (the op was cis btw)

Ok even if that was true that asexuals got their own law what are they complaining about? I know this is a hard concept for exclusionists but we can have infinite protective laws lmao this isn’t a limited resource. 

Anyways for anyone who wants actual sources the law asexuals are protected under is called SONDA.

I'm so tired of explaining this...
  • Me: I'm an atheist
  • Me: No, I do not worship Satan. The thing is I don't belive in him either.
  • Me: Yes I have morals. I'm a decent person actually. All I lack is a religion, which I don't personally need.
  • Me: Yes, I believe in science. No, it doesn't know all the answers to everything ....(yet)
  • Me: I just DON'T BELIEVE in ANY GODS or DEVILS OK? That's why it's called atheism....
  • What makes this so hard to understand.... geez.

terrible-at-naming-things  asked:

I don't know if you have seen this, but I thought you/fans of The Bright Sessions might like this project. The Tin Can Brothers are kickstarting a webseries and podcast production about a podcaster who goes to a small mining town and discovers a big secret- werewolves. I hope it's ok for me to recommend this to you via an ask; it seemed like something people involved in The Bright Sessions might enjoy. I really love the show. Listening always brightens my week (pun slightly intended)

Whoops! I forgot to actually say what the thing I was recommending was. It’s called the Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye. I was going to include a link, but I guess you can’t do that. Again, I hope this is ok and not a bother, and I hope you have a nice night. (:

Thanks for turning me onto this, it looks really cool! You’re right - it totally sounds like something myself and our listeners would enjoy. Steve Zaragoza is a friend and a rad person and it looks like the rest of the cast is stacked with equally cool people, so I’m sure it will be great. 

I’m excited to see it when it comes out!

anonymous asked:

Hey, would you mind explaining the whole Dale Pike thing to me? I know he wrote suspicious fanfiction and a lot of people suspect he might actually Mark Gatiss. But I don't know what the fic is actually called or what its significance is. Basically any details you could fill in for me would help lol

So someone asked me the same question last night so I’m just gonna 

Ok so there was a video that circulated on Jan 29th that was basically “A Final Fuck You To BBC: Gays Matter”, except that just now we are finding out that the ‘creator’ of that video also writes 'fanfiction’ on AO3, except except that a lot of people (like TJLC higherups) are noticing that these fics read a lot like some of the stuff Mark Gatiss has written.

I’ve made it through like one or two, and I gotta say it’s all very well-written, but it is not good fanfiction. Like it uses a lot of epithets and switches POVs weirdly and the style is certainly creative but not conducive to typical Johnlock fanfiction At All. So it feels like whoever wrote it is trying to hide who they really are but is kinda bad at it? Aaaand their pseud is “Dale Pike”, which is probably based on the ACD character Langdale Pike but I haven’t read a lot of the original stories so I can’t say much more than that about it but supposedly it has some significance?

It’s all a bit sketchy imo, but supposedly some of the fics were written as “predictions” and “inside spoilers” for season 4. I haven’t read those yet, but it’s obvious that a lot of it was based off of the meta we were coming up with (such as Mycroft dying, the baby being a plot device etc.) I’d start with Within the Narrative and One Word Test.

anonymous asked:

sorry to ask, but what are soft boys?? i don't think i've ever seen one but i know people hate them and all

ok just before i answer i wanna clarify, when people complain about softboys, they dont actually mean boys who are soft. kind and gentile boys are nothing like the ones that perpetuate the toxic culture behind the whole softboy trend, and a lot of genuinely sweet boys use the label without realizing it. 

softboys are basically nice guys 2.0, they use the fact that theyre soft as an excuse to exempt themselves from any possible misogyny and if women call them out on it theyll do whatever it takes to silence them by either calling them terfs regardless of their identity, or using their own identity or mental illness as a scapegoat for any wrong they could have possibly ever committed, because being “soft” means that they can get away with saying anything misogynistic at all.  (note: unlike the actually sweet boys i mentioned before, these boys not actually soft, they can be pretty violent. but they like pastel colors so they think that women are their oppressors now.). 

the issue is that the term “softboy” was just fine at first and was used by lots of people, mostly kids and mlm or trans boys, as a nice way to describe their actually kind nature. but then a bunch of assholes got wind of this and figured they could use the facade of softness as a way out of being huge dicks to women. let me make it clear that anyone is capable of misogyny, and even other women can be at times (ever see those huge “female anti-feminists” or uhhh terfs? yeah, theyre misogynists), its not somekinda term that applies to just cishet dudes, anyone can do it. 

tldr: softboys r not good, sweet nice boys r not softboys, sweet nice boys r good. softboy culture started off as good but morphed into something toxic and bad but many genuinely nice boys have no clue about it. when women try to call it out they get silenced because apparently women have no idea what sexism is.

anonymous asked:

Is it ok to call myself ace if I don't know what my orientation actually is but I know I'm sex repulsed and therefore ace is an "easy" way for me to explain myself? I struggle to tell if I'm feeling sexual attraction or not but I think I might feel it sometimes but regardless I don't want to pursue those feelings. I know ace means "No attraction" and not "No sex" so would it be bad for me to identify this way?

I think “I don’t know if I feel sexual attraction or not” is in the gray ace area in my opinion so yes it’s totally okay. 

I’d also say it’s okay to label yourself even if you are questioning, ace flux, or only feel ace because medication or something similar. Basically if the term helps you exist safely and happily, use it!

I wouldn’t want a bunch of people who are celibate for religious reasons using asexual because I think that’s the only bad faith labeling. But almost any other situation I think is in the spirit of the definition. 

TLDR: go for it 

The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job
  • Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?
  • Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
  • Me: 21, but yes.
  • Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
  • Me: ...........
  • Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?
  • Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
  • Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?
  • Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?
  • Male Customer: When do you get off work?
  • Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?
  • Male Customer: Yeah we're fine
  • Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude
  • Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?
  • Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
  • Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
  • Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok
  • Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
  • Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
  • Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*
  • *In 20 years*
  • Daughter: Hey mum, I like this band -
  • Me: Oh shit. I'm sorry.
  • Daughter: Wha-
  • Me: I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
  • Daughter: Mum I don't know what you-
  • Me: It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
  • Daughter: Why-
  • Me: Do you need a new iPod?
  • Daughter: No, actually-
  • Me: The only thing you'll have room for is them.
  • Daughter: Mum I don't understa-
  • Me: Do you need help with your blog?
  • Daughter: I don't have a-
  • Me: You will.
  • Daughter: Mum calm down, what are you-
  • Me: There's no going back now.

Some sketches I did during the Crisis Text Line Livestream without pausing, plus a concentrated Jackaboy in the fifth episode of Layers of Fear.

There’s captions in the pics too!

anonymous asked:

where can I buy komaeda's skull chain thing he has clipped to his pants? I've looked on ebay but I really don't know what to call it so I haven't been able to find it. also thank you for making this blog it helped me a lot in the past with my chihiro cosplay!

ok, well„ the thing youd probably want to search is “skull wallet chain”. but that yields some pretty weird results anyway, but i mean. that’s what it is.

here are some refs, first off—

that’s to see how it hangs on his pants—

and there’s a close up of the actual chain’s ref!

its just your typical wallet chain with a little skull pendant on it. i got you a few links.

here are some chains with the skull attached: 1 2 3 4 5

here are some plain chains: 1 2

and here are some skull pendants/keychains you can clip onto them: 1 2 3 4 5

i think that’s about it! i hope that helped a little! oh, and im glad we could help you with your other costume!! wink. glad to be of service!

good luck!

-mod n

I just really enjoy Spanish words that have umlauts in them. Probably because they’re so uncommon or something but I just really like how they look.

  • la lingüística
  • la vergüenza
  • nicaragüense
  • bilingüe
  • argüir


Ahh. So aesthetically pleasing.

(P.S. what are umlauts actually called in Spanish? Si lo sabes, déjame una respuesta :) O no. No soy tu padre, no tienes que obedecerme.)

This has been a Spanish appreciation post.

ignitesthestars  asked:

steve/natasha, battle

He startles awake to see her sitting up next to him in the bed, a tablet in her hands. It looks like a book, but he’s not entirely sure because he knocks it out of her hand as he pulls his fist back. 

She doesn’t move out of the way. Instead she watches her tablet fly and land face down on the dirty floor with an unimpressed frown. 

“I was almost finished with that.”


His fist is still hovering in the air, until she reaches a finger out and gently pushes his arm back down. “Your security is terrible. Any assassin could have just crawled right into your bed.”

He blinks at her. “And read a book?”

“I’m doing more of the spy thing these days.” She crosses her legs at the ankles, leaning back against the cracked headboard. 

He sits back and runs a hand through his sleep-touseled hair. “You didn’t think meeting in the morning would have been a better idea?”

The way her gaze moves over his body, he gets the impression that there wasn’t a very good reason to crawl into bed with him. He’s shirtless, wearing only shorts, and he has to resist the urge to at least cover up with the sheet. Maybe she can read that in the way he sits or something in his face, but her eyebrows go up in a sort of challenging expression. 

“I wanted to test your security. You have none, which I feel is ridiculous, considering that Captain America is quite the fugitive these days.” Natasha pats the space next to her that he only just barely occupies.

“I know what I’m doing,” he tells her. 

Steve scoots in next to her, her thigh pressing against his when he does.

“You’re good in battle, Steve, but this isn’t the kind of playing field you’re really used to. And Sam? Forget it. He’s even worse than you.”

He turns his head to look at her, a smile playing on his lips. “Are you offering your services to me and Sam?”



“What’s the pay for my services?”

Steve laughs, an unexpected noise that rumbles in his chest. Natasha smirks, head tilting to the side. Her hair fans against her cheek when she does it. And maybe it’s because it’s the middle of the night. Maybe it’s because she’s come back, because she wants to stay. Maybe it’s because he’s missed her.

But his hand reaches out, fingers brushing against her skin as he tucks hair behind her ear. “Well, I am on the run. Pay isn’t going to be much.”

The way her mouth curves now is what he would actually call a smile. “I like negotiations.”

  • Lena: Supergirl, I'm going to call my friend Kara! She'll be so excited to meet you.
  • Kara: OK. Can't wait to meet her....wait
  • Lena: I really like her actually.
  • Kara: She likes you too...I mean probably. I don't know this Keira or what did you say her name was??? Corn dog?! I don't know who that is...I'm just a Kryptonian superhero who doesn't know anybody named Corndog...I'm gonna go...
  • Lena: ??

anonymous asked:

If you don't mind, can you elaborate on what IS on the call sheet a little bit? I haven't seen it and I wouldn't know how to read it anyway, but if you feel like getting into it could explain some of what you saw/what it means? I know CL fans started the dying rumor so I didn't buy it in the first place, but I'm super curious about what was actually on it since I actually like spoilers. If you're hesitant to post it under a cut, I can come off anon or pm you if you don't mind sharing!

OK y’all. I’m going to put this under the cut, because there are HEAVY spoilers here, so you know…don’t read if you don’t want spoilers (I will not be posting the pictures!) Before you proceed you need to know that people receive the Call Sheet for an episode at the filming of the episode before it. So, as this is the Call Sheet for 3x13, they received this Call Sheet at the end of filming for 3x12. The rest is under here:

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White Boyfriend Conversations After a Bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
  • Me: Get out of my kitchen.
  • Andrew: ((continues playing in my kitchen))
  • Me: Get out of my kitchen.
  • Andrew: What?
  • Me: My kitchen. You're in my kitchen.
  • Andrew: What's a kitchen?
  • Me: What you're playing in.
  • Andrew: Just this back part?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Andrew: Why? You don't cook anything in it.
  • Me: ((laughing)) I'm gonna post this on the Internet.
  • Andrew: Why? Are people gonna think I'm rude?
  • Me: No. It's funny.
  • Andrew: Well thanks for telling me. Now I know what it is.
  • Me: ((laughing))
  • Andrew: This is ridiculous. I'm going to bed. ((reading over my shoulder)) I was laughing the whole time too. People don't know how cute I am. They're just gonna think I'm racist.
  • Me: ((dying and laughing))
  • Time: -----------------{{LATER}}------------------
  • Me: ((OK but really y'all...I have no idea. Can somebody tell me where that came from?))
  • Time: -----------------{{NEXT AM}}------------------
  • Me: ((I just realized a lot of y'all probably think this is about an actual kitchen. This is a Black People Hair post.))

anonymous asked:

they really don't have to use the word trans at all it could literally be "i think im actually a girl" "ok!" and then she's called she/her the rest of the series. it probably would be a little bigger of a moment but u know what I mean

something a little more heartfelt with a bit more hugging but yeah that’s pretty much how i expect it to go down