(not talking about you cri)

KNOW ABOUT ME

I was tagged by the best @shakeitoff6202

THE LAST

1. Drink: tea (I am super British about the tea)
2. Phone call: my dad
3. Text message: my boyfriend
4. Song you listened to: Hard Feelings/Loveless by Lorde
5. Time you cried: yesterday?
6. Dated someone twice: yes
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes
8. Lost someone special: yeah :( 
9. Been cheated on: yeah :/
10. Been depressed: nope
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope, I don’t like alcohol

THREE FAVORITE COLORS

12. Blue
13. Pastel pink
14. White

IN THE LAST YEAR YOU HAVE:

15. Fallen out of love: no
16. Laughed until you cried: yes 
17. Found out someone was talking about you: yes ofc lol
18. Met someone who changed you: hmm… kinda?
20. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no

GENERAL:

21. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: okay this is a tricky question, do some tumblr friends I haven’t met YET count as a real life friends?
22. Do you have any pets: Kitten and Dog!
23. Do you want to change your name: I love my name
24. What did you do for your last birthday: spent some time with my friends 
25. What time did you wake up: eww 5:30 am. 
26. What were you doing at midnight last night: I was sleeping lol
27. Name something you can’t wait for: TS6 and my mountain trip
28. When was the last time you saw your mom: minute ago lol
29. What are you listening to right now: I’m not listening to anything rn
30. Have you ever talked to someone named Tom: umm when I translate this name to Polish it’s my uncle’s name so yeah
31. Something that is getting on your nerves: a lot of things, don’t have time to name them all
32. Most visited website: Tumblr and Facebook and my mail.
33. Hair color: dark brown 
34. Short or long hair: ummm not so short but not so long either
35. Do you have a crush on someone: boyfriend counts??
36. What do you like about yourself: my eyes
37. Any piercings: no
38. Blood type: not sure
39. Nickname: Kami, Kam
40. Relationship status: I have a boyfriend
41. Zodiac: Pisces
42. Pronouns: she
43. Favorite tv show: I don’t really watch tv honestly
44. Tattoos: no
45. Right or left handed: right
46. Surgery: yes, when I was like 3 years old
47. Sport: cycling, hiking
48. Vacation: Umm going to the mountains on August 1st and I can’t wait
49. Pair of trainers: what??? hahahaha

MORE GENERAL:

50. Eating: is my life

51. Drinking: Juices. I love drinking juices

52. I’m about to: take a shower

53. Waiting for: MOUNTAIN TRIP, TS6

54. Want: TS6??? But let’s be more real - I want a good weather for my trip

55. Get married: idk, one day?

56. Career: I want to work as a translator and translate books into Polish

WHICH IS BETTER:

57. Hugs or kisses: hugs

58. Lips or eyes: eyes

59. Short or taller: taller

60. Older or younger: older

61. Nice Arms or nice stomach: I don’t care

62. Hookup or relationship: relationship

63. Troublemaker or hesitant: both?

HAVE YOU EVER:

64. Kissed a stranger: no

65. Drank hard liquor: no

67. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I don’t wear any of them so no

68. Turned someone down: yes

69. Sex on the first date: no

70. Had your heart broken: yes

71. Been arrested: no

72. Cried when someone died: yes

73. Fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

74. Yourself: sometimes

75. Miracles: sometimes

76. Love at first sight: yes - experienced it

77. Santa claus: who doesn’t?

78. Kiss on the first date: nope

79. Angels: yeah

OTHER:

80. Eye color: blue

81. Favorite movie(s): I prefer books

Thanks for reading this, I’m tagging: @13alltooswiftie @thatwasthenightthingschanged @in-her-wildest-dreams @ulkuswift13 @got-a-short-list-of-ex-lovers @taylor-is-shining 

Bye

KNOW ABOUT ME

I was tagged by these lovelies - @itsjustinyourwildestdreams @introduced13 @bravestthingieverdidwasrun

THE LAST

1. Drink: Coffee
2. Phone call: My dad
3. Text message: @sensibleswiftie
4. Song you listened to: Hey Stephen
5. Time you cried: Yesterday
6. Dated someone twice: Like when i was 13 if that even counts
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: 6 years ago 
8. Lost someone special: Fortunately 10 years ago
9. Been cheated on: Not that I know of
10. Been depressed: Last week
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Never

THREE FAVORITE COLORS

12. Lilac
13. Pink
14. Baby blue

IN THE LAST YEAR YOU HAVE:

15. Fallen out of love: no
16. Laughed until you cried: yes
17. Found out someone was talking about you: yes 
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes-Taylor
20. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Yes

GENERAL:

21. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Maybe half
22. Do you have any pets: Kitten, an African Grey and a dog!
23. Do you want to change your name: No, even though its hard for English speaking people to pronounce
24. What did you do for your last birthday: Went out to eat with friends 
25. What time did you wake up: 5:15 am.
26. What were you doing at midnight last night: I was sleeping lol
27. Name something you can’t wait for: TS6 and starting my first job
28. When was the last time you saw your mom: 2 Days ago
29. What are you listening to right now: I’m not listening to anything rn
30. Have you ever talked to someone named Tom: Nope
31. Something that is getting on your nerves: The constant knit picking at everything Taylor does 
32. Most visited website: Tumblr 
33. Hair color: Blonde 
34. Short or long hair: Medium length
35. Do you have a crush on someone: My boyfriend
36. What do you like about yourself: My loyalty and devotion 
37. Any piercings: Just earings
38. Blood type: A+
39. Nickname: J/Jelly/Koekoe/Pantoffel
40. Relationship status: In a relationship
41. Zodiac: Aquarius
42. Pronouns: She
43. Favorite tv show: Hawai 5 o
44. Tattoos: no
45. Right or left handed: right
46. Surgery: Tons in my eyes and when they took my wisdom teeth and tonsils out
47. Sport: Used to be field hockey
48. Vacation: Cape Town
49. Pair of trainers: My fav pair is Nike ones that are blue and pink

MORE GENERAL:

50. Eating: Always

51. Drinking: Lipton Peach Ice Tea

52. I’m about to: Go to bed

53. Waiting for: TS6

54. Want: TS6

55. Get married: 5 years lol

56. Career: Auditor

WHICH IS BETTER:

57. Hugs or kisses: Hugs

58. Lips or eyes: eyes

59. Short or taller: taller

60. Older or younger: older

61. Nice Arms or nice stomach: I don’t care

62. Hookup or relationship: relationship

63. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER:

64. Kissed a stranger: yes

65. Drank hard liquor: yes

67. Lost glasses/contact lenses: No

68. Turned someone down: yes

69. Sex on the first date: no

70. Had your heart broken: yes

71. Been arrested: no

72. Cried when someone died: yes

73. Fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

74. Yourself: Yes

75. Miracles: sometimes

76. Love at first sight: yes 

77. Santa claus: Why not?

78. Kiss on the first date: Yes

79. Angels: Yes

OTHER:

80. Eye color: blue

81. Favorite movie(s): I prefer books

Thanks for reading this, I’m tagging: @haleenazman86 @swiftful-thinking13 @y0u-are-in-l0ve @idreamofkitty @in-her-wildest-dreams @stillgotscars @hauntedromantics @longlive-swifties

thank u @melvdrama for tagging me this is so freaking long ah

THE LAST
1. Drink: iced coffee because i’m trash
2. Phone call: Diana my friend
3. Text message: Caitlyn my close friend
4. Song you listened to: currently Gang Related by Logic

5. Time you cried: two weeks ago? maybe?
6. Dated someone twice: kind of? 
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: LMAO YEP
8. Lost someone special: yep
9. Been cheated on: NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE BUT IF I FIND OUT SOMEONE CHEATED ON ME THEY WILL CATCH THESE HANDS
10. Been depressed: ye
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah

3 favorite colors:
12. purple
13. blue
14. red

IN THE LAST YEAR YOU HAVE:

15. Fallen out of love: nope, not in love
16. Laughed until you cried: probably
17. Found out someone was talking about you: i don’t think so
18. Met someone who changed you: i don’t think so
19. Found out who your friends are: i guess
20. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: i don’t have a Facebook

GENERAL:
21. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I DON’T HAVE A FACEBOOK
22. Do you have any pets: two cats!
23. Do you want to change your name: no i love my name
24. What did you do for your last birthday: had some friends over 
25. What time did you wake up: 7:30
26. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping
27. Name something you can’t wait for: the Logic concert i’m going to next week!
28. When was the last time you saw your mom: half an your ago

29. What are you listening to right now: Till The End by Logic 
30. Have you ever talked to someone named tom: i don’t think so
31. Something that is getting on your nerves: no one 
32. Most visited website: Tumblr
33. Hair color: like medium brown? it used to be darker but then i started bleaching it
34. Short or long hair: medium? but i’m getting it cut Friday
35. Do you have a crush on someone: no and it’s WEIRD
36. What do you like about yourself: i’m hilarious
37. Any piercings: nope!
38. Blood type: i don’t know actually is that bad
39. Nickname: i don’t like nicknames
40. Relationship status: single
41. Zodiac: Aries
42. Pronouns: she/her
43. Favorite tv show: how i met your mother
44. Tattoos: no but i wish
45. Right or left handed: rightie
46. Surgery: i’ve had stitches twice, on my chin and my foot
47. Sport: u funny 
48. Vacation: i just went to Jersey last week, don’t know what this is referring to but there’s that
49. Pair of trainers: Keds even though they’re not really sneakers

MORE GENERAL:
50. Eating: nothing
51. Drinking: nothing
52. I’m about to: SCREAM OF EXCITEMENT BECAUSE MY FRIEND ASKED HER CRUSH OUT
53. Waiting for: a miracle
54. Want: new Taylor music
55. Get married: i don’t know if i want to get married tbh
56. Career: i want to be a kindergarten teacher someday :3

WHICH IS BETTER:
57. Hugs or kisses: either
58. Lips or eyes: EYES EYES EYES
59. Short or taller: taller, you know what they say about tall guys ;)
60. Older or younger: close to my age
61. Nice Arms or nice stomach: i don’t care about that 
62. Hookup or relationship: relationship i learned i can’t do hookups 
63. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker of course i like guys who are trouble what can i say :)

HAVE YOU EVER:
64. Kissed a stranger: nope
65. Drank hard liquor: no
67. Lost glasses/contact lenses: never i love my glasses too much to lose them
68. Turned someone down: probably
69. Sex on the first date: heck no
70. Had your heart broken: YEP
71. Been arrested: nope
72. Cried when someone died: ye
73. Fallen for a friend: a friend who i wasn’t super close to 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
74. Yourself: depends on the day
75. Miracles: yeah
76. Love at first sight: yes, to a certain degree
77. Santa claus: sadly no :(
78. Kiss on the first date: i used to not but now i do
79. Angels: yah

OTHER:
80. Eye color: brown
81. Favorite movie(s): Stuck In Love and The Incredibles 

Tag 20 people:

@berry-happy-tokki, @firstrayofsun, @taylorswiftforpresident2016, @isakvalterseen, @feministapril, @13tiff, @iknowplacesgranger, @secret-regrets, @happiness-canbefound, @plaidshirtdayssandnightss, @swiftingthrough13, @holygrcunds, @and-i-said-tay-tay-tay, @13neverforgetyouaslongasilive13, @thisloveisuntouchable, @confessionofafrenchswiftie, @cat-waffles, @theoriginalwerekitty, @thirteencupsofcoffee, and @brendonneurie

don’t feel like you have to do this! there’s so many questions

I was tagged by @be-my-jude (thank you, this one looks really fun!)
Rules: Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST
1. drink: water
2. phone call: dad 
3. text message: Eleanor
4. song you listened to: Never forget
5. time you cried: yesterday hahah 
6. dated someone twice: no 
7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 
8. been cheated on: no 
9. lost someone special: kinda
10. been depressed: hhhh
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no 

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS
12. navy 
13. grey 
14. black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: yes, bless the Internet
16. fallen out of love: no 
17. laughed until you cried: yes
18. found out someone was talking about you: kinda? and I don’t really care about it 
19. met someone who changed you: not really 
20. found out who your friends are: yes 
21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: no 

GENERAL:
22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them 
23. do you have any pets: no 
24. do you want to change your name: nope 
25. what did you do for your last birthday: I don’t even remember omg…(I wasn’t drunk hahah, just bad memory) 
26. what time did you wake up: around 10 am, watching matches at 2 am is great
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: knitting lmao, waiting for the match 
28. name something you can’t wait for: going to uni in another city and my holidays in Spain 
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like half an hour ago 
31. what are you listening to right now: Nina Zilli -  L'Amore È Femmina
32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: If I can use Polish “variation” Tomasz then yes, it’s my brother’s name 
33. something that is getting on your nerves: being fake, trying to get attention at all costs, acting like you were better than others
34. most visited website: Tumblr 
35. hair colour: dark brown
36. long or short hair: long
37. do you have a crush on someone: right now? no
38. what do you like about yourself: loyalty idk 
39. piercings: i don’t have any 
40. blood type: 0 Rh+, a great question 
41. nickname: Oli I think
42. relationship status: single
43. zodiac: scorpio 
44. pronouns: she/her 
45. favourite tv show: uhhh
46. tattoos: I don’t have any 
47. right or left handed: right 
48. surgery: nope 
50. sport: I used to play tennis
51. vacation: Spain 
52. pair of trainers: I have two lmao 

MORE GENERAL
53. eating: I’m very picky, so not many things 
54. drinking: water, tea 
55. I’m about to: play this one song for 2739479th time, oh look I did it 
56. waiting for: today’s matches 
57. want: too many things 
58. get married: yes 
59. career: somewhere I could use my target languages 

WHICH IS BETTER:
60. hugs or kisses: hugs I guess?
61. lips or eyes: eyes 
62. shorter or taller: taller 
63. older or younger: older
64. nice arms or nice stomach: idk maybe both
65. hookup or relationship: relationship
66. troublemaker or hesitant: neither lmao 

HAVE YOU EVER:
67. kissed a stranger: no 
68. drank hard liquor: no
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: no 
70. turned someone down: no 
71. sex on the first date: no
73. had your heart broken: not really
74. been arrested: no
75. cried when someone died: yes
76. fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
77. yourself: no
78. miracles: no
79. love at first sight: yeah, a little
80. santa claus: no
81. kiss on the first date: idk
82. angels: no

OTHER:
84. eye colour: grey/green
85. favourite movie: uhhh

I tag: @ihavenothingwittytoputhere @leivangel @harryswinks @papi-pochettino @ericsdier @ericdierlovesme @ericdier-and-chill @ramoswastotallyoffside 


I was tagged by @ninetyminutesofsuffering (thanks Oliwia, I was seconds away from dying of boredom)
Rules: Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST
1. drink: pepsi light
2. phone call: tottenham hotspur football club (for the seventh time 🙄) 
3. text message: from you hehe
4. song you listened to: your song (rita ora)
5. time you cried: yesterday lmao 
6. dated someone twice: no
7. kissed someone and regretted it: no
8. been cheated on: no
9. lost someone special: eh, not sure, my grandpa?
10. been depressed: 🙃
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS
12. white 
13. grey
14. pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU
15. made new friends: yes
16. fallen out of love: no 
17. laughed until you cried: yes
18. found out someone was talking about you: yes
19. met someone who changed you: yes
20. found out who your friends are: yes 
21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: no

GENERAL:
22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them
23. do you have any pets: no
24. do you want to change your name: no 
25. what did you do for your last birthday: I hate my birthday so I got people to ignore it mainly
26. what time did you wake up: 7:30
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping lmao
28. name something you can’t wait for: death lol
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: this morning
31. what are you listening to right now: nothinggg 
32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yup, just yesterday
33. something that is getting on your nerves: football
34. most visited website: tumblr, youtube 
35. hair colour: blonde
36. long or short hair: somewhere in between
37. do you have a crush on someone: no
38. what do you like about yourself: haha
39. piercings: nope
40. blood type: i don’t know
41. nickname: don’t have one
42. relationship status: single
43. zodiac: virgo 
44. pronouns: she/her
45. favourite tv show: i just finished “türkisch für anfänger”
46. tattoos: nope
47. right or left handed: right
48. surgery: nope
50. sport: I sometimes walk down the stairs to get food 🤔
51. vacation: next one is italy, fave place to go greece or england 
52. pair of trainers: 😅 around ten? maybe more..

MORE GENERAL
53. eating: anything unhealthy tbh
54. drinking: water or diet coke
55. I’m about to: get dressed
56. waiting for: the rain to stop
57. want: too many things
58. get married: n o p e  
59. career: idkkk

WHICH IS BETTER:
60. hugs or kisses: hugs
61. lips or eyes: lips 
62. shorter or taller: taller
63. older or younger: older
64. nice arms or nice stomach: thighs and ass! i don’t care about the rest
65. hookup or relationship: relationship
66. troublemaker or hesitant: let’s not act like i’ll actually ever have a relationship lol

HAVE YOU EVER:
67. kissed a stranger: no
68. drank hard liquor: yes
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes 
70. turned someone down: yes 
71. sex on the first date: no
73. had your heart broken: no
74. been arrested: no
75. cried when someone died: yes
76. fallen for a friend: ..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
77. yourself: no
78. miracles: no
79. love at first sight: no
80. santa claus: no
81. kiss on the first date: meh, do what ya wanttt
82. angels: no

OTHER:
84. eye colour: blue
85. favourite movie: can’t choose

i tag: @swedishvicki @dr3ambl0g @lukeshaw @pollersbae @hmsonny @footballismypassion and everyone elseee 💗

THE LAST
1. Drink: milk
2. Phone call: my boss rip
3. Text message: to @arkhameffy “IDK WHY IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RN”
4. Song you listened to: Circles by Skyler Day the queen of my life

5. Time you cried: literally this morning
6. Dated someone twice: yes
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes
8. Lost someone special: yes
9. Been cheated on: yes
10. Been depressed: yes
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: not thrown up but I have peed myself on several occasions

3 favorite colors:
12. black
13. pink
14. mint green

IN THE LAST YEAR YOU HAVE:

15. Fallen out of love: no
16. Laughed until you cried: yeppers
17. Found out someone was talking about you: yes
18. Met someone who changed you: yes :)
19. Found out who your friends are: yep
20. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: like my fb friends? bc yes lmao

GENERAL:
21. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them but I don’t use Facebook 
22. Do you have any pets: Dr. Lexie Grey is my kitty
23. Do you want to change your name: not really
24. What did you do for your last birthday: went to the taylor swift education center that was closed and then got a tattoo
25. What time did you wake up: 7:19
26. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching parenthood
27. Name something you can’t wait for: Skyler’s new EP
28. When was the last time you saw your mom: this morning when she dropped me off at school

29. What are you listening to right now: Wildest Dreams cover by Skyler Day oops
30. Have you ever talked to someone named tom: that was my great uncle’s name
31. Something that is getting on your nerves: me, my job, my roommate
32. Most visited website: Tumblr
33. Hair color: brown with some blonde
34. Short or long hair: medium about my shoulders
35. Do you have a crush on someone: yes and it’s terrible
36. What do you like about yourself: my tattoos
37. Any piercings: not currently
38. Blood type: no idea
39. Nickname: Lu, Luce, Lucy Bug, Tootie
40. Relationship status: single asf
41. Zodiac: libra
42. Pronouns: she/her
43. Favorite tv show: Parenthood, the office, friends, Gilmore girls
44. Tattoos: two
45. Right or left handed: right
46. Surgery: yes 
47. Sport: competitive blogging
48. Vacation: London ? it was study abroad
49. Pair of trainers: wat

MORE GENERAL:
50. Eating: a spoonful of peanut butter
51. Drinking: water
52. I’m about to: start packing to move
53. Waiting for: motivation
54. Want: validation
55. Get married: I CANNOT WAIT TO BE MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES
56. Career: kindergarten teacher (in a few years)

WHICH IS BETTER:
57. Hugs or kisses: hugs
58. Lips or eyes: eyes
59. Short or taller: taller
60. Older or younger: olderrrrr
61. Nice Arms or nice stomach: stomach
62. Hookup or relationship: relationship
63. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER:
64. Kissed a stranger: yes
65. Drank hard liquor: yes
67. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes
68. Turned someone down: yes 
69. Sex on the first date: I plead the fifth
70. Had your heart broken: yes
71. Been arrested: no
72. Cried when someone died: yes
73. Fallen for a friend: yes oh god

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
74. Yourself: never
75. Miracles: ofc
76. Love at first sight: YES
77. Santa claus: not anymore
78. Kiss on the first date: when it’s right it’s right
79. Angels: yes

OTHER:
80. Eye color: brown
81. Favorite movie(s): dirty dancing :)

I was tagged by the beautiful @melvdrama tysm

I tagggg

@cryingbccharactersandbands @alex-alexstandall @daddyrossbutler @miles-heizer-is-my-spirit-animal @knox-on-eds-wood @hxnnxh-bxkxr @escapeintape @dragmedowntobeaconhills @milesheizclub and anyone else who wants to do it :)

4

Look, I don’t care if it’s just you and me. We’ll figure out a way but I won’t let it come to that. I’ve been out recruiting other members from other packs. Trust me, plenty of wolves wanna eat at the Jade Wolf.   No they don’t.

8

LOIS:  Look, Clark, I know that I got a little thorny when you raised the red flag on A.C.
CLARK:  I was just trying to look out for you.
LOIS:  And I appreciate it.  I’ve just never had someone to help guide me through the shark-infested ocean of romance. … Not that I can’t fend for myself.
CLARK:  You know, I think I was wrong about our friend A.C.

anonymous asked:

You are great. Diode is great. EVERYTHING IS GREAT

OMG THANK YOU

Diode is beautiful I mean

Look at these nerds

That’s just

really

really

extremely

gay

And honestly who doesn’t love Clemont he’s such a cutie pie. The PUREST CINNAMON ROLL

mmMY SON

I told you not to get me started. I TOLD YOU

Talk about Aleppo. Cry for them like you cried for Paris. Cry for them like you cried for New York. Talk about them. Our silence is killing them. They are people, PEOPLE. Are they not important because they’re arabs? because they’re Syrian? Do their lives matter less than the life of a French or an American? People from Aleppo are posting their goodbye messages on the internet as a final massacre is expected to happen any time soon and we are SILENT. We have been silent for over five years. Some children in Aleppo don’t know life without war. Imagine living in a city of ruins and having to fear for your life every instant. Hospitals, churches, houses, restaurants are bombed on the daily and hundreds are killed every single day. Yet we are silent. Remember them. Honor them. We’ve allowed a mass genocide to happen before our eyes for years. It’s burning is a testament of our moral failure. Talk about Aleppo, please.

The signs as quotes from white chicks

aries : “MOVE BITCH”

taurus : “Triple T, KA. Time to totally kick ass.”

gemini: “Ohhhh you wanna talk about mothers, its mother time”

cancer : [cries] “ I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig”

leo: “It’s not “just” a hand bag. It’s prada”

virgo: “Someone get this jiggaboo away from me”

libra: “ Making my way downtown walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound”

scorpio: “Your mothers ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say “Only in America!”.

sagittarius: “What’s up money? You gotta problem ? What you looking at my ass for? No yo hold my poodle , HOLD MY POODLE”

capricorn: “ Your mothers so old that her breast milk is powdered, you breastfeed like this 😚💨 ”

aquarius: “ For the lady perhaps a salad? perhaps not

pisces: “She’s having a bitch fit!”

Mikaelson Sister – You Will Be Missed

Words count: 1801

Warning: SAD

REQUESTED: i HOPE YOU LIKE IT, I DIDN’T EDIT THIS ONE, SO SORRY IF THERE’S MISTAKES. 

Requested by anonymous:

Hello I would like to request a tvd and to mixed in where y/n is the sister of the mikealsons but very powerful creature filled with other supernatural powers . Then y/n dies in mystic falls and y/n is best friends with the mystic gang . So when y/n dies the mikealsons and the gang meet at her funeral . All the characters say something meaningful specially klaus and Stefan because y/n would have best most besties with Stefan he says something like he loves her . Then as a ghost y/n says I’m here


You’re an original. A sister of the Mikaelson. You are a very powerful creature. You’ve lived for more than a thousand years and seen so much. It was hard for you to make new friends, because people die, and not everyone wants to be a vampire. So when your siblings and you settled in Mystic Falls for a bit. You decided to enroll in the local high school, that way you’d be able to make new friends. And friends you made.

Despite who your family is you befriended the mystic gang. You were closer to Stefan which meant that he wasn’t about to die anytime soon, being a vampire and all. Now something happened when your mother turned you into a vampire, unlike your siblings you were filled with supernatural powers, making you just as strong as Klaus if not stronger.

When your family left to New Orleans you decided to stay, it was hard to say goodbye to your family especially Klaus. You two were very close to each other. You were never daggered and were always by his side no matter what. You knew he was damaged because of Mikael and that he just needed love. So you gave him all the love you could and hoped that one day he’s meet a girl that’ll show him how amazing he was.

All that was great and amazing. Until came a day when something unexpected happened. It was a shock everyone didn’t know what to do, what to feel. You died. You were stacked with a white oak stake.

Your family came to Mystic Falls at once, you were going to be buried there. The place you were born. It was a rainy day, the sky was gray as if it was mourning you and was saying goodbye to you. Everyone you loved or cared about was there, all standing around your grave where your headstone stood. It was a secluded area that belonged to your family. Tears were running, people were sniffing everyone was just a mess. How will they move on? How will they live without you?

“I knew (y/n0 the first one, here in Mystic Falls.” Caroline said as she silently whipped her tears away. “She was so nice to me, I couldn’t believe she was an original. I knew I could always count on her no matter what. She gave me advice on men and she helped me gain respect from everyone who thought I was just a dump blonde. I owe her so much, she deserved more than she got.”

“Uh… (y/n) and I bumped into each other one time, when I was leaving school.” Matt who was standing next to Caroline said as he tried to compose himself. “I knew she was a vampire, and for some reason I thought she was going to kill me, which she only laughed at. I never understood how much kindness could come from a person as easily as it came from her. She saved my life more times that I could count and for that I thank her.”

“When Elijah and (y/n) came into town, I had a feeling that I could trust them.” Elena said as Damon held her hand. “More (y/n) than Elijah to be honest… she just had that shine around her, she was confident, honest, honorable and powerful. Yet she never once harmed me or anyone I love. She always did the opposite actually, she was always one call away. I’m going to miss her so much.”

“Guess it’s my turn…” Damon said quietly, before he cleared his throat. “I never make friends easily, people aren’t always found of me and my personality, but she thought otherwise. (y/n) managed to slip past my walls and camp inside. She and I became fast friends, she was my drinking buddy, I could rant to her for hours and she’d sit and listen carefully. She acted as if I was her younger brother. For some reason I always wished for an older sibling and she filled that roll all these years ago, and now I feel as if I lost a sibling.”

Elijah knew it was his turn to speak, yet he couldn’t say anything, Hayley took a hold of his hand and gave him a squeeze. Telling him that she was there for him.

“Um… I never… I never thought about losing a sibling.” Elijah said a tear escaping his eyes everyone and then. “Especially not (y/n) she was just so full of power and confidence, but more importantly she was kind and forgiving. Who would ever want to harm her? She and I were close, she was close to me and my siblings. But-but I uh I knew I can always count on her to cover my back no matter her personal interests. For a long time she was the only light and amazing thing in our family. Losing (y/n) is the hardest thing I had to go through in life.”

“She is the most supportive person I knew.” Hayley said holding Hope in her left hand as Elijah held her right one. “When she found out I was pregnant she came down to New Orleans at once, and helped me. Whenever I called her for help or advice she was there for me. She was the first one that showed me that not all vampires are alike and there’s more to the Mikaelson’s than meets the eye. Because of her I have Elijah by my side, and that is something that I will never forget.”

“After losing Freya, I was beyond happy to get a sister.” Finn said, and he looked at Freya and turned to your coffin. “(y/n) and I were great friends as we grew up. She was the only one of my siblings that haven’t once looked down on me, or showed me disappointment. I am more than glad to be her brother. I know she will be missed, as much as she was loved.”

“I haven’t really spent that much with (y/n) as you all did.” Freya said comforting Finn. “But the time I did spend with her, I could tell that she was defiantly different from the rest of us Mikaelson, no one with our past should have been that… good, but she was. And how she did will remain mystery. I was looking forward to getting close to her after everything calmed down here and in New Orleans.”

“(y/n) had an amazing life, she was a great sister.” Rebekah said while she tried to stop her sobs. “She was the kind that stands by you when you needed somebody to be there. She was a sister, friend and a warrior in and out. I remember when we were young, she’d go out of her way to make us all happy, which confused me as to why. She was the youngest after all. I was so happy that I got a sister when she was born. She was truly a caring person, and I know a part of me will always be missing now that she is gone.”

“What really puzzled me was her ability to always believe the best of everyone, until they proved her wrong.” Bonnie smiled sadly as she remembered her time with you. “She had a big hear and enough love for everyone. She was admirable and compassionate and and she deserved so much more than she got. Her ending was supposed to be happy. The best way to describe her is that she’s a friend that would stick by in any weather; he is the type of friend friend that would stand in a storm, with rain pouring down on his head, holding an umbrella, calmly and carefully, to make sure that my own head did not get wet.”

“My baby sister, was more than just a sister, she was my best friend.” Kol said tears streaming down his face, he was looking down unable to look anyone in the face. “When we were young she’s wake me up every morning so we’d be able to watch the sun rise. I was so annoyed at her for that, but looking back that was the most peaceful time we had and now that she’s gone, I only want to go back to that time where it was only her and I talking and having fun. She was my shoulder to cry on through every heartbreak. She was an amazing sister.”

“Um… (y/n) is the only one who I never daggered. She was my baby sister, if I could I would’ve given her the world.” Niklaus said as he whipped the stray tear before giving up as more escaped from his red eyes. “She was so different from me we were the total opposites yet we were the closest. I remember every minute we spent together, she was so mad when I daggered one of our sibling and tried too hard to get me to un-dagger them. She loved this family more than anything. I love her so much. I’ll be telling Hope stories of her brave and amazing Auntie (y/n). I saddens me knowing that my daughter will never know her auntie and my sister will never know her niece. It is a cruel world we live in, and (Y/N) has been always far too good and pure to live in it. I miss her, I can’t believe she’s gone… forever.”

“(Y/N), was an amazing girl, I’ve never met anyone like her.” Stefan said crying the most. “ As time went on we became best friends… I’ve been looking for some to love all my life, and the minute I met her I knew she was the right one for me. But I never thought that I’d ever have a chance with her. She was far too beautiful far too good for me. But as time went on she made me feel loved that I wasn’t a monster we grew closer as time went on, and my only regret is not telling her how much she meant to me. I wish I could’ve told her how I loved her, how I wanted to make her mine, I thought we had forever. But you never know. She truly will be missed, she impacted so many people, and the world will not be the same without her.”

You as a ghost from the other side cried as you watched everyone talk about you, you wanted to reach out to every single one of them, you wanted to comfort them and tell them that you loved them. Hearing Stefan confess his love to you broke your heart as you wanted to tell him that you felt the same as he had.

“I’m here.” You whispered but it fell on deaf ears. They couldn’t hear you. They couldn’t feel your presence. That was it, you  live has ended.

My Virgin Sacrifice


Pairing: Lucifer X Reader
Warnings: Smut, DaddyK!nk, bossy!Lucifer, blood, bad language.
Summary: Y/n is witch who is being sacrificed to Lucifer. In a twisted chain of events there is a wicked witch, a good witch, and a handsome devil. 
Author’s Note: Hi everyone! My drabble Sinful for Lucifer took off so well these last few days, and since I can’t get the Devil out of my head, I decided to give you guys a whole story. I am not sure if it any good, but let me know. I hope you like it. As always, please see my page for more of my work, and look for the master-list which should be out very soon!
Word count of story: Approximately 2500 words


    Your grandmother was a witch, just as your mother was. You had grown up with a love for witchcraft sprouting from their teachings at a very early age. Of course, your family and home coven stayed far away from anything too sinister and dastardly for obvious reasons. Curses, hexes, and demons tended to backfire, or at least end very badly for the witch. Especially when hunters got involved.
    As you grew older you grew fonder of the idea of traveling, absorbing all the knowledge and wisdom you could across the lands. And with a lifted heart and demeanor, you did. Seeing everything you could-learning all you could-of evil and good. But even you could tell that the world was shifting. Demons became more and more frequent, hauntings became more and more deadly, and good witches became few. Even the hunters began to fizzle out one by one. By the time your grandmother left this earth and your mother took control of the coven, rumors had begun to spread about the rise of the true king.
The true one to rule hell and all those that belong to hell. The archangel that had started and would restart the war between Heaven and Hell.
                                   

                                                  Lucifer.

Growing worried for your mother and the good of your coven you returned home, only to find your coven in a state of power-hungry, evil infused paranoia under the charge of a lady who called herself Sirena. Sirena was a force you had never met before. She was cunning and vindictive, and seemingly all knowing. Sirena was quick to punish those she doubted and the returning daughter of the head witch she had overthrown was just that. An opponent to test her power and dedication to her King Lucifer.

     She had attacked you before you had time to even register what had happened.  And after you lay bruised and battered on the ground, she commanded those who used to be your trusted friends to help her bind you.

“Y/n, it’ll all be fine. Lucifer will be every so gracious of your sacrifice. Why, he might even be as gracious as to grant our coven everlasting favor in the courts of Hell! Think of the good you’ll be doing here!” Sirena preached to you as she pulled the ropes tighter to your skin.

“I didn’t sign up for this, Sirena. You know that! You have taken a peaceful coven, and turned all these women vengeful,” You say as you struggle against the bonds that hold your hands and feet.

“Oh sweetheart, that was what your mother thought too, but you’ll see. Everyone will see. I’ve finally perfected the perfect spell, and it’s sure to reach our King’s ears this time,” she said with a wicked laugh. She back away from you to pick up a long-curved dagger from the table nearby. “Just think about it,” she started with another awful cackle, turning back towards you as she played with the knife, “you’re the perfect sacrifice! I mean before I killed your mother, I had heard about her talk about you to the others. You’re still pure-in more ways than one.”

  “I don’t know what you’re talking about!” you cried, swinging your gaze to your once friends who stood facing you on the far wall, pleading with your eyes for them to save you.

 “Oh Y/n, that won’t work. They are no longer easily persuaded. Now, back to the matters at hand. You know exactly what I mean when I say ‘pure’. You’re still pure of heart, in fact you almost have a childlike sense of wonder,” Sirena pressed the dagger under your chin, forcing your head up and your eyes to hers. “You also have never been-bedded, to put nicely. So innocently pure. A virgin sacrifice for the King. How classically polite.”

   Your eyebrow raised automatically. The bitterness of the situation finding you now, “You polite or nice? I’ve known you five minutes and I’m tied to a chair being sacrificed because I’ve never been ‘bedded’.”

  Sirena’s smile twitched and you watched as her eyes glazed over for a split second before her hand moved. In that second, she moved and you felt the cold sting of the blade across your cheek. When she pulled back again, the dagger was lined with blood, and Sirena? She was looking quite proud of herself.
       “Fine, fucked. You’re just as picky as your mother was. I was trying not to offend your delicate ears, but now I don’t care. With this offering of your blood, Lucifer will practically praise me. That is of course after he rapes and devours you,” Sirena cackled.

She began reciting a spell you in a language not even you had ever heard, but you couldn’t really pay attention to any of that. Your face and your body hurt. Your mother was dead, and your coven betrayed your family. Your life was officially sucking right now, and you could give a damn less what else was happening around you.
A bright light in the room caught your attention, if not for the simple fact it practically blinded you. Sirena began laughing again, spinning and clapping, searching the room with her eyes. She turned to you when the light completely faded with a scowl.


  “It didn’t work!” she raged. “How could have not worked? You slut! You must have fucked someone, or else it wouldn’t have worked. You filthy whore liar! I’ll-“


“Now, now, let’s not be quick to kill anyone, especially my sacrifice,” a cold male voice said filling the room.


       “My King!” Sirena said dropping to her knees. “I apologize for disturbing you, but I thought this sacrifice would prove my willingness to serve.”


  “No, it doesn’t,” Lucifer says stepping into the dimly lit room.

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When your eyes found his, you almost gasped. He was gorgeous. He was blonde headed and freckled, lean but built, and he had a very arrogant bad boy nature. He regarded you in a calm, distant expression, but it didn’t seem to be one of hate. His eyes seemed to glow back at yours for a second more before he shifted his attention back to Sirena, his look darkening.


“I am trying to plan and carry out the Apocalypse-or did you forget that?” he asked Sirena pacing closer to where she was standing near you.


“I apologize King, I thought she would please you.”


“She looks-quite tasty, but that is not the point. Disturbing me is very rude, when you could have come to me like every other damn demon has with their signs of loyalty. Instead you summon me? Do you have any idea what I was in the middle of?”


“I am truly sorry, it won’t happen-” Sirena began, but Lucifer swiftly cut her off with a hand to her throat. 


The glow of his eyes seemed to brighten and he hauled her into the air with one hand. “Oh,” he said coldly, “I know it won’t.”

Just then Sirena emitted a beam of light from every orifice of her body. Lucifer pretty much burning her from inside out, and casting her lifeless body aside. He turns to you with a raised brow and relaxed look.

  “I loathe power hungry twats who disturb others, don’t you, love?” he asks almost nicely.

You blink back at him for a second before replying, “L-love?”

Lucifer doesn’t answer your question. Instead he comes closer to you expecting your bruises and cut up face. He runs his hands across your bonds, and you feel them dissipate. “No running, pet. Daddy has to heal you and take you home,” he says almost absentmindedly placing his hands on your face.

“Excuse me, what?”  You ask just as the warm feeling over takes you. It spreads through your body, making it hum and shiver, and you shift just slightly in your seat. Lucifer’s eyes connect with yours again and it’s as if he’s warning you to stay still with just his gaze.

The feeling intensifies as it spreads, and soon your body is on high alert, but tired at the same time. You feel your eyes begin to shut of their own accord. Right before the blackness of unconsciousness takes you, you hear Lucifer’s voice once more.

    “Now, let’s get you home.”

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   You awoke atop of a king size, black satin covered bed in a dark room. You no longer hurt, but you didn’t know where you were. You weren’t even sure if what you thought had happened had really happened. That would be ridiculous, right?

“It might be for an average human, but not you,” a cold voice that you were becoming all too familiar with said. Glancing up to find Lucifer starring down on you, you almost screamed, but he had already raised a hand to silence you. “I will not hurt you, Y/n. I promise. I even healed your wounds for you, pet.”


“Oh, just stop it with the ‘pet’ stuff already. We both know the only reason you are interested in me is because of that stupid ritual and the fact I am a virgin. I am not yours,” You spat out before you could think to stop yourself.


You watched Lucifer’s eyes darken menace and almost gulped in fear. “I assure you, that isn’t true. In fact, you are mine and I will prove it,” he said darkly.


“You just said you wouldn’t hurt me!” You accuse him quickly.


“And I won’t, but let me show you why you should belong to me.”


You mauled it over for a second. It would if nothing else prevent something like this from happening again, and after his virgin sacrifice infatuation wore off that was the only risk here. He did promise not to hurt you. You looked back at him and nodded. “Okay.”


You were pushed back against the black satin sheets, your arms falling to rest by your head. Your legs spread of their own accord, unable to hide the sudden arousal caused from the angel above you. 


 Lucifer hovered above you, leaning down to capture your lips in a searing kiss. You moaned into his mouth as his teeth tugged on your lower lip. One hand snaked up to tangle in your hair, using it to roughly pull your head back so he could access your neck. You gasped and closed your eyes as his teeth grazed your skin and found a soft spot you never knew existed.

Originally posted by tess453


Obliviously, Lucifer had done this before. You had not. Starting to feel a bit insecure, you brought your hands up to push back against him, but he wouldn’t budge.


“Lucifer,” you gasp, trying again. “I’m not good enough for this I barely know how to kiss.”


“Don’t even think about it like that, pet,” He ordered silkily as his jean clad hips ground against yours, his manhood already hardening. 


You wrapped your legs around his waist, almost automatically, with a desperate gasp for more affection, or attention, or really anything you could get. One of his hands cupped a breast, squeezing and kneading, while his lips found the curve of the other. He sucked your skin into his mouth, his tongue leaving a cold fire across your skin. You tightened your legs around his waist, feeling a sudden wetness pooling between your legs. And in response, Lucifer ripped the shirt from your body.


He chuckled at your attentive responses, grinding his hips against yours. His hand slid from your breast down your side, his fingers a seductive dance on your skin. 


“So responsive for me, pet,” he murmured, kissing his way back up to your neck. He sucked on your neck and as his fingers slid into the waistband of your jeans and ripped those off as well causing you to moan. “That’s my girl,” he grunted, biting your neck. He pulled back and smiled proudly at the dark hickey he’d left on your skin, marking you as his woman for all eternity.


He worked his hand down to your wet heat slowly, and thrust a finger into you, his slow pace never faltering as you wiggled and bucked against him. His hips helped to keep yours steady while he worked you with his hand, his other hand tugging at your hair and his lips alternating between decorating your neck and devouring your now naked breasts.


  You felt a foreign knot building in your belly, but before it could burst, Lucifer removed his finger. You whimpered shamelessly at the loss of contact and he chuckled darkly. He hovered above you, angling his hips so that his manhood rubbed against your entrance, and you noticed you had completely missed how he had gotten his jeans off.  Finding yourself not caring, however you tried your best to hint to him that you needed him with your body.


He growled back at you when he noticed your slight shimmies for his attention and sprung on you like a wild tiger. His lips attacked your skin, as he rubbed his manhood through your wetness. The contact rubbed against your clit, causing your hips to jerk upwards.


“That’s right, kitten. Let Daddy take care of you,” he instructed, sitting back and using his hands on your hips to help position you. You complied, finding little shame anymore in Lucifer’s arms.


Lucifer positioned himself above you, his hands on your hips as he thrust into your sex slowly. You moaned at feeling him inside you, and although slightly strange-there was no pain. Your legs began spreading more to entice him further. He understood, pushing in as far as he could. His hands gripped your hips bruisingly as he pulled almost all the way out and slammed back in. Working you over very well for your first time. You moaned loudly and your hands gripped the pillow, all of your senses gone. All you could focus on was Lucifer pounding into you like he owned you. This archangel making you his prize.

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  He leaned over you, one hand tangling in your hair and tugging your head forward. You mewled and turned your head to meet his lips in a possessive kiss. He sucked your tongue into his mouth as he continued his thrusts. While you were lost in his kiss, the hand on your hip slid forward between your folds to rub mercilessly at your clit, earning a string of loud whorish moans from your lips which he eagerly swallowed. 


The knot in your belly exploded, your orgasm gushing. He kept his pace causing you to drag your nails down his toned chest. His hands gripped your hips so he could thrust his hips into yours, his pelvis striking your clit with each thrust, sending your orgasm skyrocketing upwards yet again.


Your name fell from his lips like a moaned prayer, the sound making you moan in return. “Please…” You stammered, wrapping your arms around him. “I-I… I can’t…”


“Not yet.” He ordered and you struggled to take a ragged breath, in a failed attempt to get a hold of yourself. “You are absolutely delicious, pet,” He informed you. “So responsive, so willing.”


“Please….” You whispered. “Just… please.”


“I’m sorry, what was that? Who are you talking to, Little Girl?” He asked innocently.


“Lucifer, please I need you…” You pleaded, grinding your hips up as best as you could. He grunted, but still did not relent. 


“No, pet. What is my name?” He demanded once more, slowing his pace almost completely.


You groaned out, frustrated, but completely turned on. “Daddy, please!”
“Much better, pet.” He growled and without pause, he was buried up to the hilt inside of you once more. You couldn’t help the shriek that was pulled from your lips as he began to brutally slam into you. His lips once again lock onto your chest, sucking. You barely notice as your hands wrap around his back nails digging into skin. “Moan for me, Little Girl.” He grunts, hitting that spot deep inside you.

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“Daddy!” You manage to choke out as he hits that spot with every thrust.


“I can’t hear you.” He punctuates each word with a snap of his hips.


“Daddy!” You scream as the knot that was building once more explodes, cause your whole body to jerk. Lucifer’s own orgasm followed yours, and as he cried out with you, he held you close as he worked you both through it, slowly. When you both had finally calmed down, he withdrew and looked at you. His next words shocking your ecstasy ridden body.


“If you think you are leaving me, Y/n, you are wrong. You are mine. Forever. My virgin sacrifice.”


Originally posted by sparkling-lucifer