(not really but it's all creepy and stuff)

Homestuck Amusement Park Headcanons

Suggested by: @asnailinthighhighs

John: warily eyes the pastry booths bc he still has a deep mistrust for baked goods thanks to the Betty Crocker incident aka literally the apocalypse. Plays a (rigged) wack-a-mole game and gets frustrated when he keeps losing. Terezi makes fun of him so he whips out the hammer of zillyhoo and ah, crushes the game, so to speak. His prize is a giant bunny. He puts it back in the box.

Jade: sees one of those rodeo electronic bull things and goes oh that looks fun! Everyone is like uhhh Jade that can get pretty wild are u sure?? Karkat bets Jade that she won’t last 5 mins, oh really Karkat? 5 minutes? She sits on that bucking bronco for an entire hour making uncomfortable and spite fueled eye contact with Karkat the entire time. She only gets off because there’s a line.

Dave: wants to go on all the big rides and drags Karkat along despite Karkat complaining very loudly the entire time. Sorry Karkles, you scared of heights? You a scaredy Kat? A scaredy Karkat? Fuck you Dave, I’m fine! Dave drags him on the biggest rollercoaster in the entire park, they get off and Karkat says wow that was actually pretty fun! Dave’s hair is a mess, he looks inches from perma-death, that was horrible oh god. Not a word, Rose, he says. She and Kanaya are definitely not snickering behind their hands.

Rose: makes a goddamn beeline with Kanaya in tow to the haunted house ride because fuck yes she wants to see some creepy ass shit. If y'all have ever been in an amusement park haunted house, you know how vastly disappointed she was by the lame jump-scares and cheap monsters. Kanaya made it up to her by taking her to the Tunnel O’ Love™ and Rose was significantly cheered up.

Kanaya: isn’t a huge fan of non-blood food but v intrigued by all the fried stuff. Why Is It Fried? Does It Add Flavor? Not really, Rose tells her, it’s mostly just another way humanity likes to push itself closer and closer to its own imminent demise. Only now they’ve roped the trolls and carapacians into it. Oh, Kanaya says. She tries a fried Twinkie and sucks the filling out w her sick rainbow drinker/ vampire skills. Delicious. A single tear trails down Rose’s cheek. I have never been more in love w you.

Terezi: that scene with Toph and the scam artists in ATLA? Basically picture that. It’s one of those rubber duck games where they’re all floating in the pool and at the bottom of them is a different color and that’s how big a prize you get, thing is, Terezi can smell what’s on the bottom. She wins Vriska all the prizes and the dude running the booth is sweating and has to write her an IOU that John won’t let Terezi cash in on because that’s cheating and that’s wrong!

Jane: goes around with Jade and Roxy and Callie critiquing the food booths on their baking skills. She absolutely loathes that everything is fried bc it’s a cheap tactic to make weak bakers stronger! She tries a funnel cake and immediately changes her mind. CrockerCorp releases its own line of fried food that fall. Roxy calls her a sellout but eats it all anyways bc it’s just That Good.

Jake: finds one of those carnival shooter games and one of the big stuffed animal prizes is a gigantic rainbow dash my little pony and,,,he sees Dirk eyeing it. He doesn’t say anything, but Jake Knows. He tells Dirk he has to run off to the “little lads” room for a second, but he goes back to the shooting game, crushes the fuck out of those targets with the wimpy water gun, and presents Dirk with this oversized goddamn pony. It is touching and romantic for everyone involved.

Dirk: tries to show off to Jake by doing that strength test where u slam the hammer down and try to ring the bell at the top, he makes it about half the way up and he’s like fuck yeah that’s pretty fuckin’ good. Jake goes wow golly that’s impressive! Mind if I give it the old college try? Dirk is like pffft go for it, still flexin his muscles trynna show off and shit. Jake casually slams it down and rings the goddamn bell so hard it almost flies off the top. Dirk just stands there with his eyes v wide behind his shades while Jake is like gosh! Must have been buggered, huh?

Roxy: goes on every single ride she is living for today y'all, Callie is too short for most of the rides but Roxy promises to dab at the top of every coaster so Callie can spot her from where she’s watching down below. They share an ice cream sundae and Roxy gives Callie the cherry on top bc it’s “a cherry for a cherub!”

Sollux: idk about amusement parks near y'all but I live right by cedar point and there’s a coaster called Gemini so uhhh he and Aradia just do that. All day. Sollux rides this rollercoaster 53 times, turns to Aradia, says “what if bees had yaoi hands would that be fucked up or what” then passes out for a week.

Every two weeks

Ok so in media studies, I was in a class that was mostly empty because everyone had gone outside to work, but there were like four people left in the class, and this one girl kept asking me if I knew who this guys gf was (I had no clue tbh) then started to ask me If it was me (to clarify, everyone thought we were a couple and to be clear this dude was really creepy) so at the top of my lungs I incredulously cried to my classmates “Bitch, I like GIRLS!”

Two weeks later in a drama class where we were putting stuff away from a performance that we had the night before, and all of us were packed tightly into this storage closet and I really wanted to get past these group of people because they were blocking the doorway, and so to get them to move i told them ‘you guys, its time to get out of the closet’

So they all began to shuffle out and just because I felt the timing was right, i walked out, spread my arms and said “I’m gay!”

Now the girl who had heard me come out a couple of weeks prior just looked at me and said

“God damn it Sophie, this is the second time you’ve done this to me in TWO BLOODY WEEKS!”

i don’t think i’ve mentioned this here because i dont wanna come off as offensive or anything (please tell me if this does), but, i personally headcanon lumpy space princess as a trans girl

and no, no, its not really because shes voiced by a male. its a combination of stuff like her escaping from unsupportive parents, and the fact that she says she feels insecure because other people, even her fellow princesses, don’t see her as a “real princess.” i’m not sure how intentional any of that was but, idk, that’s the kinda vibes it gives me i guess??

again, sorry if this comes off as offensive or creepy or anything, since im not a trans girl myself and all but yeah

anonymous asked:

K so I'm seeing u get a lot of hate for all this manfred business, & i would just like to say that I appreciate u calling him out. I'm a 16y/o girl and reading the comments (stuff like "mm nice leg") on his submission post actually made me really uncomfortable. Bc yeah, it was just legs but 1. she was lifting up her skirt (sexual connotations) and 2. it's really gross and creepy to see grown ass men "appreciating" a minor's body like that. So thanks.

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BUFFY MEME: [7/7 Quotes]

“We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history, and we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you this.

 It’s from all of us, and it has written here, “Buffy Summers, Class Protector”.“

Horoscope signs as Link
  • Aries - Twilight Princess Link: *lowers brightness all the way* sorry if u can't see...but u should be able to...after all, u are the darkest Link...so edgy man...
  • Taurus - OoT Link: as a child, u were kind of a douche. As u matured into adulthood, it got worse
  • Gemini - Wind Waker Link: "k just gotta get this treasure...oops too far just gotta back up a bit-wait no that's too much just let me-DAMN IT"
  • Cancer - Majora's Mask Link: that one kid who was always saying creepy stuff in class. You know, "the void is infinite, submit" and "we're all dead, really".
  • Leo - a Link to the Past Link: can't pronounce people's names, has a deathly fear of bunnies. Ur just trying ur best but 7 is such a big number. That's, like, 3 x 2 + 1
  • Virgo - Hyrule Warriors Link: "guys have u seen my new scarf? Haha it's so coo-"*tries to run and trips over ur incredibly long scarf*
  • Libra - Skyward Sword Link: you have a wide array of three possible emotions for each conversation.
  • Scorpio - Four Swords Link: are you okay?? There are a lot of aspects to ur personality then it seems...one of them is trying to burn down my house maybe u should take a short nap
  • Sagittarius - Phantom Hourglass Link: look at those hands...those hands let a man drown...those hands killed a giant bird...u try to move on but u have done terrible things. Also Linkbeck isn't helping u should probably make sure he isn't stealing anything u own
  • Capricorn - Oracle of Ages & Oracle of Seasons Link: many of ur friends are more talented then u are, but u are the cool one. probably.
  • Aquarius - Spirit Tracks Link: *whispering* trains trains trains *gets louder* Trains Trains Trains *screaming* TRAINS TRAINS TRAINS
  • Pisces - Mario Kart 8 Link: no one was expecting u, which is why it's so easy for u to "swiggity swirl, kartin' in to steal yo girl"
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We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history, and we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you this. It’s from all of us, and it has written here, “Buffy Summers, Class Protector”.     

The Snake in the Eye

Title: The Snake in the Eye

Pairing: Hodgins x reader

Based off of this anon request:

Hello! Would it be possible for you to do a Hodgins x reader where Y/N is sort of an intern but for entomology/herpetology (bugs, reptiles, and amphibians) If you do thanks so much!!

Thank you so much for requesting! I hope you like it! XOXOXO



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The Prom (BTVS 3.20)

This is part of my ongoing Buffy Project, where I write notes/meta for every episode in an attempt to better understand the characters and themes of the show. You can find the full list here. Gifs are not mine.

In the words of Daniel “Oz” Osbourne, once again the hellmouth puts the “special” in special occasion. Hellhounds, oh my!

The Prom was mostly about the break up. Buffy and Angel start the episode waking up from a post-slayage nap that lasted all night. Buffy mentions getting a drawer at his place (I guess her mom has given up on dictating what the Slayer can do–she doesn’t have office hours) and he gets uncomfortable. He later sees that her notebook has “Buffy and Angel Forever” written on it with hearts. The relationship is so strange. Buffy is appropriately young and he’s just…not. 

Joyce decides to confront Angel, and it’s this second speech that finally gets to him. 

Joyce: When it comes to you, Angel, Buffy’s not a slayer. She’s just like any other young woman in love. You’re all she can see of tomorrow. But I think we both know there’s gonna be some hard choices ahead. If she can’t make them, you’re going to have to. I know you care about her. I just hope you care enough.

I get that it was perhaps overstepping boundaries (and seriously uncool) for Joyce to talk to Buffy’s boyfriend. But Buffy is off to college soon and Joyce is, in her way, trying to send her off to the best life possible. And she is a little young to have such a difficult, stressful relationship. 

Angel dreams that he and Buffy get married. He steps into the sunlight, unfazed, but she burns. It symbolizes his feelings about them: it makes his life better but hers worse. 

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anonymous asked:

Hi , any ideas on how to make a great start in the FOB fandom ? Like , which songs should I listen to first ? More then half of my friends / mutuals/ acquaintances listen to them and I want to join in too .

AAAAAAAA hi!!! so for me the first place i Really started listening to fob past random songs i’d heard was the young blood chronicles – for their 2013 album save rock and roll they did a music video for each song that makes up a full short film. its an amazing album and a really easy way to dip your toes in i think!! (tw for some blood/gore, drugs, creepy cult stuff…its wild igndfjbdnf)

past that im not sure if you’ve heard anything by them at all but their Classique hits are a must, like sugar, dance dance, this ain’t a scene, thnks fr th mmrs, i don’t care…definitely listen to their newest song champion if you havent already!! disloyal order of water buffaloes is a personal favorite. their more recent Big Hits are my songs know what you did in the dark (which you’ll hear in ybc), centuries, and uma thurman, and those are really good too!! once youve listened to a few songs here and there i’d honestly just start listening through the albums when you can bc that’s what i did! i worked my way backwards after watching ybc, so i listened to ab/ap (their most recent album), then folie a deux, ioh, futct, tttyg, and evening out.

also here’s my fob tag and my patrick stump tag PLEASE by all means feel free to stalk them!!

ps i have some rlly cool awesome fob mutuals who are all probably much more well-versed than i ajshdkdjgnnbdkf @pmvstump @ruberiot @ginassf @benzedrinez @crytpozoology @vaughnstumph @trohmance @yngmnc

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Posts at 1 am because why not?

Some lickilad stuff and also Team Oculus.

Ive drawn like half form lickilad before and its still quite fun! I dont really have a reason for it though. Maybe there is a story there who knows.

As for Team Oculus I have been workin on a team that I feel fits me for so so long now. Experimenting with various types and themes. As you know me I love all them crazy creepy eyes so figured I’d make a team based on it. Added a few tweaks to the designs, eheh.

We have Skortch the Solrock, Nynder the Claydol, Bogmire the Beeheeyem, Grimwhald the Dusknoir, Bombur the Scoliped, and Oculus the Unown.

anonymous asked:

that text with w******** just proves how awful of a person he is. like...he went after noora because she said no! how can anyone even defend him when he does stuff like that??? its not sweet or cute or funny. its creepy and him doing stuff like that is what abusers and rapists do!!!!

that text really was not good. i really didn’t like it at all, i am just wondering if julie/mari actually understand what they wrote in there. not that they could have changed my view of willhelm but they - imo - didn’t even try to redeem him? and today they had the chance.

Kissing anyone at midnight? - Liam Dunbar

[bold texts are Liam’s, italics are yours]
[spelling mistakes and lowercase typing in the texts are intentional]

New Years had never been your favorite holiday. Sure, it feels good to say the past year goodbye, but who is to say the next year will be any better?

It definitely isn’t off to a good start, as you’re home alone. Your family all went out to celebrate, whether it be at a party or just spending it with friends. It would have been nice if you went out as well, and you told your parents you would, because they wouldn’t leave if they knew you were all by yourself. But parties aren’t really your thing, and all your friends went clubbing, so there weren’t many options left.

Now you’re in the company of all your favorite shows on Netflix, which is fine too. Still, you can’t help but feel a little bit pathetic.

Your phone vibrates beside you, and you frown. Probably a drunken text from your friends. You roll your eyes as you unlock your phone. To your surprise, it’s from Liam Dunbar.

Any plans for tonight?

Kissing anyone at midnight?

Nope to both, u?

Third wheeling mason n corey

Ah fun

Yeah so what are you up to?

Nm, just watching Netflix

What show?

Documentary :) the new obama one

Intellectual

Yeah very, lol

Is it good?

It’s quite interesting, about how he dealt with not fitting in

Does anyone tho?

Fit in? idk

I sure don’t

Yeah me neither

Easy enough to pretend tho

True.

We all do

But youve found your place, iright?

With the pack? sure

Everyone else? Not so much

Yeah I feel the same

Where are you guys?

uhh a gay club, i think

hahah

im serious

I know, that’s what makes it better

your laughing at my pain

thanks a lot

Np :)

So, any new years resolutions?

Don’t really do those

You?

No, but going out more should probably be on top of the list

If I had one

i think its cool you’re staying in

It really isn’t

at least you don

t feel pressured to do what everyone else is doing

Having fun?

Yeah so glad im different, lol

Netflix is fun

If youre watching the right thing

Want any recs?

Sure, why not

Ive heard stuck in love is a good one

Idk tho

Oh please you’ve seen that before

Don’t pretend you haven’t Dunbar

Ok, yah I have

Anything else?

Stranger things, not a movie but its good

Idk.. scary stuff aren’t really my thing

Its not scary

Sure ..

Really’s not!

Mind if I come over?

we could watch together

uhm, yea sure

but my room is a mess

so be warned

idc

Kay, then yeah, have my address?

I know where you live ;)

That’s not creepy at all

ive been to your house before

with mason, couple years ago

right! That was ages ago

I’ll be over in like half an hour, okay?

Yeah, no hurry :)

About twenty minutes later, the doorbell rings, and you make your way downstairs. You open the door for Liam, who is looking quite handsome, dressed in all black. “Hi.”

“Hey, come in.” You smile.

“Thanks by the way,” Liam says as he follows you in. “That club wasn’t exactly much fun.”

“Oh I’m sure it was a huge ego boost.” You chuckle.

“Surprisingly enough, no guy hit on me.” Liam frowns.

“Because of that sour look.” You point out.

Once upstairs, you grab a bag of chips and get comfortable on your bed. Liam sits awkwardly at first, but once you get into the series, you both grow more comfortable with each other’s presence, and eventually you find yourself cuddling up to him.

You pause the episode then the fireworks get louder. Checking the time, it is indeed midnight. Liam smiles down at you. “I was thinking, maybe we could be each other’s midnight kiss? It’s supposed to bring good luck.”

You blush. “Well, we wouldn’t want to mess with faith, right?”

“So I can kiss you?” Liam looks a bit surprised, but smiles nonetheless.

You nod, placing your hand on his chin and pulling him closer. Your lips connect perfectly, his touch warm as he pulls you closer. “Happy new year.” You whisper against his lips.

“I’m rethinking this whole resolutions thing.” Liam says. “Might need to put you on top of my list.” He smiles and you kiss again, this time more passionate. Now you can’t say anything for the rest of the year, but so far it’s pretty good.

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fangirl challenge: 1/5 television shows
We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But, whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you, or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the Class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class, offers its thanks, and gives you, uh, this. It’s from all of us, and it has written here, “Buffy Summers, Class Protector”.

anonymous asked:

Anya, could you please recommend us some scary stories?

i will give u scary sites which contain scary stories and other scary things as well bc i am bad at remembering what good stories i read

r/nosleep (original horror stories, some real, some realistic fiction; i know its reddit but theres actually some really good shit here AND u can toggle trigger warnings so u dont accidentally read something triggering!!)

r/letsnotmeet (real stories about creepy encounters with stalkers; this scared the shit out of me and i only read like one story tbh) 

normal porn for normal people (this is a pretty standard creepypasta, but i like it anyway. nsfw, obviously, and trigger warning for gore, violence, and animal abuse)

saya in underworld (all sorts of japanese horror tales, urban legends, and stuff taken from 2ch; saya only updates sporadically so theres not really a consistent stream of content, but if u are willing to go through all the old stuff, its so worth it) 

abandoned by disney (REALLY good on the suspense and pretty great up until the ending, where it gets pretty cheesy. still worth the read, in my opinion. trigger warning for gore.) 

candle cove (very, very classic, and if u havent read it u definitely should. the site i linked to was provided by the creepypasta wiki, so its fine, but i will warn u that there is a potential jump scare at the end in the form of a static gif. theres no sounds or scary images, just the static gif.) 

annie96 is typing… (i just discovered this yesterday, its short but DAMN is it good)

cry reads (a selection of really amazingly written stories, read by cryaotic. if you dont want to listen to his readings of the stories, or if you would like to read along as he reads, he provides links in the description to the stories. check them out!!) 

marble hornets (most ppl already know about mh but in my opinion its the best series to come from the slender man mythos) 

noend house (another classic. no trigger warnings from what i can remember.) 

psychosis (its not really “scary”, per se, but the suspense is built up so well that it really gets ur heart racing. no trigger warnings from what i remember.)

last of the sparks (great suspense, great writing, just amazing as hell. no trigger warnings from what i can remember.)

thats all i can think of for now, but i definitely have more things. i thought about linking to the paranormal board on 4chan because occasionally there are some really good stories, but most of the time its just garbage, so i didnt bother. if you want to check it out anyway, just google “/x/” and itll be one of the first results.

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We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But, whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you, or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the Class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class, offers its thanks, and gives you, uh, this. It’s from all of us, and it has written here, Buffy Summers, Class Protector.

can i just say people watching is so nice like i know that sounds creepy but when writers tell you to people watch - take their advice. you’ll find inspiration in the places you least expect to

i’ve witnessed the beginnings of so many stranger friendships & potential romances

i’ve witnessed couples fight, make up, make-out. i’ve seen friends fall out, parents and children arguing, parents and children being affection, i’ve seen people hug & and one person would look over the other’s shoulder with a sour expression, i’ve seen online friends hug for ages the first time they meet at the airport, i’ve seen people smiling & giggling at something on their phones, & old people reminiscing past experiences with friends at the corner table of a cafe

i’ve seen tears, fidgeting fingers, nervous shuffling feet, heard boisterous laughter, muffled giggles, watched a person grin from ear to ear and watched another smile timidly and blush - it’s just really fucking great

sometimes you forget all the stuff that’s out there, so really just. sit back, relax, (try not to look creepy and stare), and just. watch the world and the people in it, it’s really fucking beautiful when you take the time to look around

so i have this really strange idea for what the relationship between the joker and batman is within the DCEU and why its escalated to the death of a robin 

and it has to do with certain shots from suicide squad, particularly the onesies in the knife circle, harley’s hallucination, and the conversation she has with el diablo

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How do y'all not feel weird and creepy abt reblogging those pictures of Rihanna w her mans? Like I know her being a celebrity means she’s gonna be followed by the paparazzi anyway but that doesn’t make it any less shitty that she literally can’t have a single thing to herself like it makes me feel really bad she can’t just do things that aren’t gonna be shared with the entire world

Cas X Reader

Request: i was wondering, if it’s not a problem, can you make something fluffy with cas? like the reader is ill (you know, cold, temperature…) and cas is taking care of her? like REALLY FLUFFY

Request: First of all… I LOVE YOUR WRITING! Secondly, Could you write a Cas X reader where the reader is a cute kind of dorky girl who is like everyone’s little sister and Sam and Dean are really overprotective of her? I would probably squeal until I ran out of oxygen:)

Request: Heya! Um can u do one where the reader’s got a really good hair and it just smells so good, she stars dating one of em *u can decide either sam dean or cas :)* and he just cant take his hands off it touching and nuzzling it! Thank you so much and keep up the good work.

Request: Could u please do a oneshot where cas like to smell the reader’s hair and one time he’s upset n sad so he asks her if he could nuzzle her hair n her neck cuz he finds it relaxing … Lol its kinda creepy but I really liked the idea & thanks a lot u r the best!

Request: hi im so glad this is open again!! can u write a cas x reader one where it’s just all fluffy and romantic like theyre in the bunker alone and they slow dance and stuff kinda based on the song adore you by miley cyrus ? thank u so much <3

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