- Gabriel: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
- Lucifer: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
- Castiel: Tackle him.
- Michael: Dump him.
- Raphael: Kick him in the shin.
- Sam: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Oh noes, I gave mugs my A I D S