If Taylor posted a picture of Calvin like this she would probably try to be clever and avoid the main topic by like commenting on the food or the beautiful view behind.. nahh he just went straight to the point and killed us all “She cooks too 🔥🔥🔥”  byeeeeee

Fictional character: *dies*
Me: Nahh he’s okay
Show: *shows lifeless character in the floor*
Me: Everything’s fine. He’s alive.
Show: *character’s funeral*
Me: …
Me: He’ll be fine :)

vinyls-and-headphones asked:

how do i convince my mom to let me get my nose pierced??? she said if i do she won't pay for my college tuition

Nahh. Not worth it.
A degree will get you a lot more jobs than face metal, plus the experience and honestly is the most priceless.
She may come around as she sees you handling your life responsibility in the midst of so much change