(my favorite is the one with italy and germany)

anonymous asked:

2p's at Disney World (you know you want to answer this question, hehehehe~)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE ASK SO FAR OMFG

2P Italy: how the fuck did anyone manage to get this guy to Disney World?? anyway, he’d dress up as some villain from a Disney movie and go around scaring poor innocent children until the Disney worker people heard about it and called the cops

2P Germany: rides every single roller coaster, flirts with all the Disney workers dressed as princesses……possibly buys himself a Cinderella dress, puts it on, and runs around wearing only one shoe

2P Japan: again, how the fuck did anyone get this guy to agree to go to Disney World??? well I guess he’d ride only the scariest rollercoasters, but mostly he’d sit down on a bench somewhere and stare at shit on his phone until he could leave

2P Romano: yeah this guy legit walks into the Disney princess dress store and buys himself a Sleeping Beauty dress (“I liked the style of the Belle dress, but yellow is just not my color”), then runs into a bathroom somewhere to change into the dress and put on makeup. A lot of kids mistake him for one of the Disney workers dressed as princesses so he ends up letting like 34189374 people take pictures with him

2P Prussia: best day of his entire fucking life, I swear to god—- he feels so at peace as he sees all the happy families hanging around and he ends up riding all the roller coasters and staying at night to see the fireworks (omg he’s the only one who does normal Disney stuff while he’s there)

2P France: tbh he probably stays in the hotel room and watches porn. He might go to the dress store and buy himself a tiara, for some reason??

2P America: eats a bunch of food and then goes on a roller coaster, vomits all over a bunch of kids, ends up being escorted off the premises

2P Canada: wanders around aimlessly until he just goes in a bathroom and sits on a toilet while he watches Grey’s Anatomy on his phone

2P England: gets himself a tiara and a magic wand (also known as an overpriced stick with a star on one end), then runs around gently hitting kids on the head with the wand and saying “bippity boppity boo”

2P China: after he smokes weed in a bathroom, he goes on the same rollercoaster 6 times, buys himself an inordinate number of stuffed animals, and throws his entire wallet into a fountain while saying “dis better be enough to make mah wish come true muthafucka”

2P Russia: accidentally scares a bunch of kids by looking too serious, ends up sitting on a bench alone, feels pretty sad until one kid runs up to him and starts talking about how they want to grow up to be big like him one day awh

Hetalia Characters as Stuff my Relatives have said Today

America: “If you talk about politics you get no alcohol.”

Canada: “Can we have one holiday without someone bringing up what happened in 96?”

England: “I’m not drunk yet but I will be by noon.”

N. Italy: “Next year let’s just make lasagna!”

Prussia: “Um excuse me but I’m the family favorite!”

Germany: “Why didn’t you bring your dog? I was looking forward to petting it…”

Reaction to boy bands
  • 2P!America: pfft babe aren't I like so much hotter than those guys *sTRIKES MALE STRIPPER POSE*
  • 2P!China: *blurts jokingly* ayyee those dudes are sexy
  • 2P!England: I-I must admit those boys look quite charming! Ahhh, just look at those jAWLINES....,, beautiful! Gorgeous!!
  • 2P!France: uh ok
  • 2P!Russia: Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't bands supposed to be about music and not looks?
  • 2P!Italy: hella gay *won't admit that he's also a little gay*
  • 2P!Germany: *spits drink* yOU'RE TELLING ME THOSE AREN'T CHICKS?????!!
  • 2P!Japan: I can only imagine how much money they're making. Then again... *smirks* all that plastic surgery must have made quite a dent in their salary.
  • 2P!Canada: does anyone listen to real music anymore
  • 2P!Romano: ...........,,,, my fAVORITE IS THAT ONE, I CALL HIM, hE'S MINE,, DIBS
  • 2P!Austria: *sighs* I hate to tell you, sugar..... but your taste in music totally sucks. Allow me to introduce you to some GOOD bands, yes??
  • 2P!Prussia: huh? oh, they're so pretty... what kind of music do they make?
Hetalians Watching the Sound of Music
  • America: *Acts out all the songs with intensive choreography*
  • England: Julie Andrews is a goddess.
  • France: *Sips wine and hums along to all the songs*
  • China: I prefer the King and I.
  • Russia: How does one catch a drop of golden sun?
  • Japan: Freshly made mochi and a nice cup of tea. These are a few of my favorite things.
  • Italy: I want to live in the sound of music!
  • Germany: Auf wiedersehen goodnight.
  • Romano: DOE A FEMALE FUCKING DEER!
  • Switzerland: Why are the hills alive? I will shoot them until they are dead!
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You probably thought Italy would be the one with the full bowl- but no. Guess who found his new passion/favorite food x’P

iloveshippingkitty  asked:

Cotton Candy and Mint

Cotton Candy- Three places you want to travel to?

I want to travel to Italy, Germany, and Canada (I’d like to stay permanently in Canada)

Mint- The most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

…… Well, there’s a lot, but one of my favorite stories was when I was in sixth or seventh grade and running late for the bus at the end of the school day.  I turned the corner into the final hallway, and saw that the doors at the end of the hall were propped open. So I took off at a sprint down the hallway, going as fast as I could and realized at the very last second that no, the glass doors were not, in fact open. I bounced off the doors so hard that I was thrown back to the floor, and the door flew open.

My Spanish teacher poked her head out her classroom door, because the sound had echoed, and when she saw me on the ground she sighed.

It wasn’t the first time that had happened.

Nicknames I gave to the 2P Axis

2P Italy/Luciano: “Screamy Knife Child”

2P Japan/Kuro: “Stabby Mc'Hentai”

2P Germany/Siegfreid: “Kinkshame for days”

2P Romano/Flávio: “Sparkle Boy”

2P Prussia/Gillen: “Fluffeh lil child, must protect at all costs”

2P Spain/Andres: “Rotten Tomato”


Bonus One:
(It’s one of my favorite 2Ps)
2P China/Xiao: “Opium Bby”

tagged by: @proxima-centauri-b and @illegallize
Rules: Answer 18 questions and tag 20 blogs you want to know better
Name: Zeyneb
Nicknames: anything and everything tbh
Birthdate: August 20
Height: 5′5″
Ethnicity (race): this one still confuses me but apparently Turkic peoples/Turkish
Orientation: straight
Favorite Fruit: banana
Favorite season: summer and spring
Favorite book: The Birdman’s Wife
Favorite flower: in love with all types of flowers but my favourites are roses and orchids
Favorite scent: J’adore for one omggg, vanilla and the smell of nature in general
Favorite animal: cats and baby lions
Favorite beverage: water
Average hour of sleep: 8
Favorite fictional characters: tate langdon, 
Number of blankets: 2
Dream Trip: Turkey again ofc, Greece, Germany and Italy
I tag: @down-poison @ruinsmami @wulfrvc @adxxaa @nikes-mami @albanianwifey @albaeniannn @xhba @cybernot @goldhijabi @golden-princesaaa @alien-princessc @kanyeiwest @forestchiiisdrive + anyone else who wants to do it

APH Fanon Italy Veneziano Vs Canon Italy Veneziano

Fanon Italy: Ve~ Pasta!! Can we have pasta? I think all the world’s problem’s can be fixed with pasta!

Canon Italy: Haha pasta is my favorite food but I also really like other foods too! Including other countries’ cusine as well!

Fanon Italy: Ve everything is so scary! I can’t do anything by myself! Germany help me!!!!!

Canon Italy: *IS ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD SWORD FIGHTER*

Fanon Italy: Germany is my only friend!

Canon Italy: Germany is one of my good friends but I’m also friends with a lot of other countries including Japan, America, France, Spain, and Prussia!

Fanon Italy: I’m so much better than my brother at everything but it’s not my fault. He should cheer up!

Canon Italy: My brother is super cool and I wish I could spend more time with him!

Fanon Italy: I hate war because it’s scary and I think everyone should just go fight for me! 

Canon Italy: I hate war because it sucks and it has taken both my grandpa and my best friend/first love away from me.

Fanon Italy: *Is an adorable little shit*

Canon Italy: Well friend I can’t disagree with ya there.

jyfngha  asked:

Hello! I figured I might as well participate ^^ I sadly have no nicknames other than Spain because my friends and I are like the BTT. I think you can guess who I am XD. My BrOPT is probably Germany and Italy or America and Japan and my OTP is either FrUK or GerFra. Gotta love some of the unpopular ships, am I right? I think one of my favorite headcannons is that when Germany gets scared,he screams in a high pitch then clears his throat and pretends that nothing happened XD Well, that's it!

So you’re the one that’s a ray of sunshine who makes puns! Every friend group needs that, trust me.

The manly character screaming like a little girl when startled has to be one of my favorite tropes. It always make me laugh!

yuuri-katsuki  asked:

Hello :0c Your historical comics are incredible, and I've been wondering if there are any funny events involving Italy that you could tell us about?

First of all thank you omg I am so happy you’re enjoying my historical posts! I have tons of fun producing them :D (Especially this one, I spent wayy too much time on this xD)

Now, the only thing I could really think of now about German/Italian history was the origin of the German phrase “treulose Tomate”, which is “unfaithful/illoyal tomato” in English.
There’s apparently several possible origins, but this is a pretty likely one and admittedly my favorite: in this version, the phrase comes from when the Italians betrayed the German-Austrian alliance in WWI! Due to the association of tomatos with Italians, obviously.
As the translation should tell you, it’s a phrase used for not so faithful people. Not really menacing, is it?

A sudden breeze shook the leaves overhead and a fleeting memory flashed before Feliciano’s eyes. An image of Ludwig in his tailored grey officer’s uniform, head high and shoulders straight, striding boldly across the field with the sun setting behind him. Just as quickly, the image was gone. But what was left was so breathtakingly perfect, Feliciano felt his heart turn and his breath stop. It was never Ludwig’s fancy uniform, or his handsome face, or his tall, easy strength. It was his kindness, his loyalty; it was the way he made Feliciano feel accepted, and respected, and safe. That was why Feliciano loved him.
That was why he barely even noticed the shiny black wheelchair. Because it was never about Ludwig’s looks; never about his abilities. Even if he was changed, this was the same Ludwig as that pilot in the officer’s uniform, and this was still their somewhere else, and Feliciano had never loved him more. He stood waiting, his breath fast and his skin tingling, as Ludwig moved slowly across the field. When he finally reached him, Ludwig took Feliciano’s hand and smiled.
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Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart

Chapter 17

By George DeValier

One of my favorite parts <3

i was tagged by @sterndesuedens yay thanks!

1. favorite player of all time

Mesut Özil okay 

2. a game you will never forget (try to pick ONE)

it’s hard to say. i’m a pretty new fan to football, having only really started following from june of last year, but watching my first world cup in 2014 was so exciting and i suppose i would go with the germany v brazil match or perhaps from last year, the germany v italy match i nearly died during the penalties. (i literally ended up having to go to the hospital because i couldn’t breathe and it ended up i had bronchitis despite having no symptoms until i suddenly couldn’t breathe)

3. the national team u support the most

germany 100000000%

4. if you could pick one of your teams to win any trophy, who and which?

first and foremost, i would like to see arsenal win the league again. that would be great. just please win it once in my lifetime at least… the wins from before i started watching football don’t count!!! and then i would also like to see germany winning the world cup again. i love back to back shows of domination!!!! but there are so many good and talented national teams idk about that happening

5. whats the story of how you got into this sport!!!

it started in 2014. my sister and i were bored and we decided to start watching the world cup for no reason other than it was kind of cool to learn about and watch a new sport. we really ended up enjoying it and both of us just loved the german national team. i guess in a way it made us feel a tiny bit more in touch with our german roots. since i liked watching it so much, i decided to look into the leagues and regular club teams. well, needless to say i was extremely overwhelmed by the amount of leagues, clubs, and cups. it was just too much for me to handle and i stopped looking into it. fast forward to june 2016, the euros are happening and it’s the national teams! i had to watch because ~germany~ and this time i slowly started researching my favorite players and what leagues they were in and their clubs. i got to know a handful of them and decided to learn about the premier league and the bundesliga. i learned about the teams, the cups, everything i could and i chose my main teams that way (arsenal, bayern) which has since expanded to learning about ligue 1 and serie a as well (and psg and juventus). i’m still learning all i can (brazil serie a is being learned about as well) but yeah that’s how i got into it.

6. how many games a week do you watch (approx.)

i would say consistently 5 (arsenal, bayern, bvb, juve, and psg) but i have also started watching all schalke and köln games possible. if liverpool is on i’ll watch that and if @sterndesuedens has spfc on, i’ll watch that, and if i can find chapecoense matches, i’ll watch those too. if i am super bored and none of those teams are on, i usually will put on a bundesliga or premier league match just to have it on.

7. world cup or copa américa/euro cup?

since the euros were what really catapulted me into the football life, i’d say that but watch me change my answer once the world cup comes around again.

8. do you want uefa to rot in hell for how they treated borussia dortmund the latest weeks (yes/yes)

yes x301823073982749823 that was bullshit. 

9. god im running out of ideas hmm… have u played football urself?

i used to play it when i was around 6 but then i sprained my ankle and refused to play again but i wish my parents made me continue it honestly.

tagging @draxlerr @dailykevintrapp @sergegnbry @tonismadrid @notdaredvl and whoever else wants to!

UNPOPULAR HETALIA HEADCANNONS/OPINIONS IM PROBABLY GOING TO GET PUNCHED FOR

ITALY IS A TOP AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

JAPAN IS ALSO A TOP, AND A VERY KINKY ONE

I ACTUALLY LOVED THE HETALIA MOVIE AND IT IS STILL MY FAVORITE MOVIE TO THIS DAY

I ACTUALLY LOVED THE JACKUP/LAZY STYLE OF THE FIRST SEASON BECAUSE IT MADE IT MORE COMEDIC AND AWESOME

GERMANY HAS A CURL. HE SLICKS IT BACK AND BOBBY PINS IT WITH 20 PINS TO HIDE IT

AMERICA CAN ACTUALLY COOK SOME GOOD SHIT

ENGLAND IS ACTUALLY A LOVLEY COOK. HE JUST GETS NERVOUS AND JACKS UP ALL THE FOOD

ACTUALLY, USUK IS INCEST. ALTHOUGH I STILL LOVE IT.

THE 2PS NEED TO STAY FANBASED. AT LEAST UNTIL WE CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY

SEALAND IS A COUNTRY TO ME


THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THIS ACCIDENTAL ALL CAPS NON ANGRY PSA

So this is what I’ve been working on for about a month now. The idea behind it is that Ludwig and Feliciana are in a photobooth. Ludwig, being his usual grumpy self, refuses to smile when the pictures are being taken. Feliciana isn’t happy with that, so she tries to make him~ I guess it worked, huh? My favorite panel is the one where she puts her fingers in his mouth and forces him to smile. The one that took the most work was the one where she is kissing his cheek. The posing took forever!! But it was worth it~

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💛✨Top 5 Ships I’ll go down with✨💛

thanks for tagging me @whisperofttheheart !!!

i actually have like a 100 more ships i’d die for but these are some of my favorites

✨💛✨💛✨💛✨💛✨💛✨💛

1. Ladybug and Chat Noir - Miraculous Ladybug. OMG THESE TWO! I mean there are actually four ships with them, Ladynoir, Adrienette, Marichat, Ladrien… but i’ll go with this one :D

2. Haruka and Makoto - Free! Iwatobi Swim Club. I know, i know, some people ship RinHaru more, but it’s just… that haru and makoto have known each other for so long… it makes this ship even more cute

3. Germany and Italy - Hetalia. COME ON GUYS IT’S BASICALLY CANON

4. Hirato and Akari - Karneval. Mhhh yes… i actually have a OT3 here but i left tsukitachi out lol

5. Misaki and Arikawa - Hana no mizo shiru. OH MY GOOOD I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM!!! this is my most favorite manga ever and they are just… so… cute!!!! *DIES*

i tag

@geel1nes

@kohailikessenpai

@20053

@im2sleepy

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did you think I was finished