(my favorite is the one with italy and germany)

Hetalia Characters as Stuff my Relatives have said Today

America: “If you talk about politics you get no alcohol.”

Canada: “Can we have one holiday without someone bringing up what happened in 96?”

England: “I’m not drunk yet but I will be by noon.”

N. Italy: “Next year let’s just make lasagna!”

Prussia: “Um excuse me but I’m the family favorite!”

Germany: “Why didn’t you bring your dog? I was looking forward to petting it…”

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You probably thought Italy would be the one with the full bowl- but no. Guess who found his new passion/favorite food x’P

Nicknames I gave to the 2P Axis

2P Italy/Luciano: “Screamy Knife Child”

2P Japan/Kuro: “Stabby Mc'Hentai”

2P Germany/Siegfreid: “Kinkshame for days”

2P Romano/Flávio: “Sparkle Boy”

2P Prussia/Gillen: “Fluffeh lil child, must protect at all costs”

2P Spain/Andres: “Rotten Tomato”


Bonus One:
(It’s one of my favorite 2Ps)
2P China/Xiao: “Opium Bby”

APH Fanon Italy Veneziano Vs Canon Italy Veneziano

Fanon Italy: Ve~ Pasta!! Can we have pasta? I think all the world’s problem’s can be fixed with pasta!

Canon Italy: Haha pasta is my favorite food but I also really like other foods too! Including other countries’ cusine as well!

Fanon Italy: Ve everything is so scary! I can’t do anything by myself! Germany help me!!!!!

Canon Italy: *IS ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD SWORD FIGHTER*

Fanon Italy: Germany is my only friend!

Canon Italy: Germany is one of my good friends but I’m also friends with a lot of other countries including Japan, America, France, Spain, and Prussia!

Fanon Italy: I’m so much better than my brother at everything but it’s not my fault. He should cheer up!

Canon Italy: My brother is super cool and I wish I could spend more time with him!

Fanon Italy: I hate war because it’s scary and I think everyone should just go fight for me! 

Canon Italy: I hate war because it sucks and it has taken both my grandpa and my best friend/first love away from me.

Fanon Italy: *Is an adorable little shit*

Canon Italy: Well friend I can’t disagree with ya there.

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Tagged by: thanks for tagging me @oezil-es <3

Name: Fatima 

Nicknames: my dad for some reason likes to call me selena gomez 

Star Sign: Virgo/leo

Height: 5′6-5′7

Sexual Orientation: straight

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Favorite Color: red/blue

Favorite Animal: lions!

Time Right Now: 12:15 am

Cat or Dog Person: dogs (I’m sorry cats!)

Favorite Fictional Character: ummm i think super girl

Favorite Singer/Band: one direction, lana del rey, marina and the diamonds, arctic monkeys, the 1975, Lorde, Ed sheeran, Vampire weekend, Taylor swift etc

Dream Trip: Europe! especially Italy, Germany, France, and England

Dream Job: A Marine or a physical therapist, or of course a WAG

When Was This Blog Created: I think in 2013

Current Number of Followers: 1,194 i love you all

What Made You Decide to Make a Tumblr: my friend introduced me to it

Why Did You Pick Your URL: cause i am the german soccer team

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💛✨Top 5 Ships I’ll go down with✨💛

thanks for tagging me @whisperofttheheart !!!

i actually have like a 100 more ships i’d die for but these are some of my favorites

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1. Ladybug and Chat Noir - Miraculous Ladybug. OMG THESE TWO! I mean there are actually four ships with them, Ladynoir, Adrienette, Marichat, Ladrien… but i’ll go with this one :D

2. Haruka and Makoto - Free! Iwatobi Swim Club. I know, i know, some people ship RinHaru more, but it’s just… that haru and makoto have known each other for so long… it makes this ship even more cute

3. Germany and Italy - Hetalia. COME ON GUYS IT’S BASICALLY CANON

4. Hirato and Akari - Karneval. Mhhh yes… i actually have a OT3 here but i left tsukitachi out lol

5. Misaki and Arikawa - Hana no mizo shiru. OH MY GOOOD I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM!!! this is my most favorite manga ever and they are just… so… cute!!!! *DIES*

i tag

@geel1nes

@kohailikessenpai

@20053

@im2sleepy

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did you think I was finished

UNPOPULAR HETALIA HEADCANNONS/OPINIONS IM PROBABLY GOING TO GET PUNCHED FOR

ITALY IS A TOP AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

JAPAN IS ALSO A TOP, AND A VERY KINKY ONE

I ACTUALLY LOVED THE HETALIA MOVIE AND IT IS STILL MY FAVORITE MOVIE TO THIS DAY

I ACTUALLY LOVED THE JACKUP/LAZY STYLE OF THE FIRST SEASON BECAUSE IT MADE IT MORE COMEDIC AND AWESOME

GERMANY HAS A CURL. HE SLICKS IT BACK AND BOBBY PINS IT WITH 20 PINS TO HIDE IT

AMERICA CAN ACTUALLY COOK SOME GOOD SHIT

ENGLAND IS ACTUALLY A LOVLEY COOK. HE JUST GETS NERVOUS AND JACKS UP ALL THE FOOD

ACTUALLY, USUK IS INCEST. ALTHOUGH I STILL LOVE IT.

THE 2PS NEED TO STAY FANBASED. AT LEAST UNTIL WE CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY

SEALAND IS A COUNTRY TO ME


THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THIS ACCIDENTAL ALL CAPS NON ANGRY PSA

2ps best pick up line.

Jason J, Jones/ 2p America:  Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it

James Williams/ 2p Canada: *doesn’t know how to flirt and just stares at them* 

Louis Boneyfoy/ 2p France: *will just get straight to the point*

Oliver Kirkland/ 2p England: You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business. “

Sergei Braninsky/ 2p Russia: You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop

Yang Wang / 2p china: If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you~

Siegfried Beilschmidt./ 2p Germany:There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off! 

Luciano Vargas/ 2p Italy: There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name

Flavio Vargas/ 2p Romano: Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite  

Klaus Beilschmidt./ 2p Prussia: You are really pretty (hey tries ok)

Kuro Honda/ 2p Japan:What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Ryszard Edelstein/ 2p Austria: I want to tell you your fortune. [Take there hand and write his phone number on it.] Your future is clear. 

Santiago Fernández Carriedo/ 2p spain: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me

Anastasia Braninsky/ 2p Belarus: You will do.

Maryska Braninsky/2p Ukraine: Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you

I think one of my favorite Hetalia episodes is the Hetalia of the dead ones. And this is going to sound dumb, but it’s mainly because of the fact that these dorks are all off duty and are dressed so casually and having a movie marathon like a bunch of teenagers. What I find interesting are the clothes these guys wear, because they’re liteally just hanging out, and the clothes they decide to wear tells us a lot about the characters I guess.

Semi Formal

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I find the fact that America is wearing a formal shirt and tie a little odd, but maybe it’s because he’s the host country IDK. But Japan , Germany, and Canada are countries that are a lot less goofy, I guess than the rest, so it just seems fitting. Finland also seems a bid odd, but I think it’s because he tries to put his best foot forward when interacting with the others.I can’t say much about New Zeland because this is his first Anime appearance. 

Casual

Italy’s is the most casual, and I guess it’s because he’s so laid back as a country. England’s is vastly different than his uniform, edgier, I guess, which is interesting since he tries to present himself as the perfect gentleman. France of course manages to be both stylish and casual, which fits pretty well, because he’s one of the more suave countries.

Pretty Much the Same

Spain, China, and Russia are all wearing outfits that are really similar to what they usually wear. China is wearing red instead of green, Spain’s tie/ribbon thing is blue instead of red, and Russia is wearing a green jacket instead of his usual overcoat. What I get from this is that these guys’ characteristics remain static no matter the situation.

tl;dr- It’s almost 2 am, I can’t sleep, and I’m really interested in what clothing can tell you about characters. Also, this may be incorporated into a fic at some point.