(lalalalalalalalala)

llalalalalalalala no body is going to die lalalalalalalalala carolina kicking sharkface is an elaborate gesture of friendship lalalalalalala wash took his helmet of to say hello to locus, lalalalalalalalalala  I CAN’T HEAR THE PEOPLE SAYING EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE LALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALA EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT. LALALALALALALALALA NOBODY IS GOING TO DIE LALALALALALALALALALA

The Average Fight

Ladybug: No! YOU shut up! Listen to me!

Chat Noir: I CAN’T HEAR YOU! *covering his actual ears*

Ladybug: CHAT NOIR! YOU SERIOUSLY CA-

Chat Noir: Lalalalalalala! I can’t hear you! Lalalalalalala! *sitting on the ground with his ears covered and his cat ears down*

Ladybug: LISTEN TO M-

Chat Noir: lALALALALALALALALA! I SAID I CAN’T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALA! *shaking his head*

Ladybug: You’re such a kid.

Chat Noir: *turns to her and drops his hands* Wh-What did you just call me? *starts crying*

Ladybug: AH- WHAT?!?

(Ladybug doesn’t know this, but his mother used to use the line, “You’re such a kid” when he was little.)

SPOILER ALERT: ME WHILE WATCHING BIG HERO 6
  • Me:Aww, Tadashi takes such good care of his little brother.
  • Me:Is it just me or does the Hamada brothers feel like a male asian version of Nani and Lilo?
  • Me:Tadashi you wonderful person, you.
  • Me:He just cares so much.
  • Me:
  • Me:He's gonna die, isn't he?
  • Me:This isn't happening. THIS. IS. NOT. HAPPENING.
  • Me:Lalalalalalalalala. I'm not listening.
  • Me:Maybe if I close my eyes everything will get better.
  • Me:*hears an explosion*
  • Me:NOOOOOOOOOOO.
  • Me:Watch Big Hero 6, they said. You'll love it, they said.
  • Me:WRONG!
  • Me:Okay, maybe I do love it in an excruciatingly just-rip-my-heart-and-be-done-with-it kinda way.
  • Me:BUT WHY DID NOBODY WARN ME ABOUT THIS EMOTIONAL TURMOIL.
  • Me:So, Wasabi's a neat freak who follows traffic rules and squeals like a girl. AWESOME.
  • Me:Go Go's just about done. Drive girl. DRIVE.
  • Me:Nice crib! Totally did not see that coming.
  • Me:Heathcliff is so chill like 'I'll just stand here while a bunch of kids test their very real and very dangerous gear on me, no biggie'
  • Wasabi:Quarantine? Do you even know what quarantine means?
  • Wasabi:Oh there's a a skull face on this one. A SKULL FACE!
  • Me:It baffles me how that pigeon managed to survive that.
  • Fred:*Sings super hero music while scouting the building*
  • Wasabi:Fred, I will laser hand you in the face.
  • Me:These two sound like a married couple.
  • Me:They say it's Krei but my money's on Callaghan.
  • Hiro:*Sees Callaghan*
  • Me:Called it.
  • Callaghan:That was his mistake.
  • Me:Oh. No. You. Didn't.
  • Me:Hiro, NO!
  • Me:It's ok, bae. Everything will be okay.
  • Hiro:Look for another angle.
  • Fred:*Finds another angle*
  • Me:Really Fred, really?
  • Go Go:WOMAN UP!
  • Me:YASSSS.
  • Baymax:I am Baymax. Your personal health care companion.
  • Me:THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN MOVIE. WHY AM I EVEN CRYING? WHYY?