(just for the sake of my tag)

madame-drache  asked:

I love all your kanas but Iago!Kana is my favourite. I just wonder how Corrin and Iago interact even if their married Iago is still kind of well... Iago... Do they kind of get along just for Kana's sake? Sorry if it is a weird ask.

I can’t believe it, I’ve drawn the boy only twice and yet he has a fan. Amazing.

I don’t really know how to answer. This isn’t really a ship I ship and it’s not a pairing I’d really think much about. Not my thing. I drew the Kana cause I got a couple asks but other than that… yeah, not my thing. Sorry about that jahfkjahf

Imagine how pleased Professor McGonagall must have been when she saw James Potter making friends with the quiet Pettigrew boy who needed comapny. And the loud Black boy who she could tell was so frightened. And the shy Lupin boy who was desperately pretending not to want friends. 

And imagine how fucking done she was when she realised what James Potter turned them all into whilst handing out their ‘fifth detention in a row just this week Mr Potter for goodness sake.’

what if the space mall has a space cinema hence space actors hence space hollywood…

imagine lance getting casually casted on a movie cuz he gets noticed by a famous alien director and he’s ecstatic about it and is excited to meet his costars but the director is like “you.” (pointing at keith) “you’ll be his love interest for the movie. you’re perfect for my script”

and so keith and lance are forced to act in love for the sake of the movie but as time goes on, they don’t seem to be so reluctant and everybody wonders if it’s just…. “““acting”““

about ao3 & ships

okay, time to get real here. i know a lot of people have been on an archive of our own before, i know a lot of people write and post to an archive of our own, so i know it’s not a matter of nobody knowing what i’m talking about. i’m going to introduce to you a novel concept tho

ship tag etiquette

1. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. if your main ship in the fic is loki x hawkeye, awesome; tag that, and anyone looking for loki x hawkeye will basically know your fic is the place to go. if your main ship in the fic is loki x hawkeye, but you also tag the 4 other ships you mention in like one sentence out of the 50k fic you just wrote, then there are going to be a lot of people out there coming to your fic thinking oh hey, at last a thor x sif fanfic sign me up only to find out fast they’re wrong.

2. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. it doesn’t matter if you dedicate those motherfucking sideships one paragraph out of 53, that’s like promising starving fic readers a treat and giving them a fucking pea. one pea. just one. maybe they are looking for fics with the actual ship whose tag they’re searching in, rather than: 

  • fics where their ship is used as a stepping stone to get to the main one
  • fics where their ship is tagged in because the writer thinks one mention makes it a ‘minor ship’ (IT DOESN’T, it’s just A MENTION OF IT)
  • fics where their ship is only tacked on to keep those characters busy and the main character of your fic only thinks about that ship in passing twice
  • fics where their ship is brought apart, by death or break up or infidelity, in any part of the fic just for the sake of the main ship to happen.

3. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. it’s just fucking rude. if i wanna get my rocks off reading superhot natasha romanoff x lady sif porn, do you know what i can find by going to their ship tag? DISAPPOINTMENT. because rather than learning that there are three/four fics focusing on their spacewives sex life, i have to sift through the mILLIONTY ONE HUNDRED fics already there, who center around loki. if i wanted to read about loki I’D JUST OPEN THE GODDAMN MCU TAG, IT’S ALL PEOPLE EVER WRITE ABOUT ANYWAY. 

4. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. i don’t care if you’ve done it once or twice, i don’t care if you think it’s necessary. it’s not. if you think it’s necessary, you know what you could do? add a note at the beginning. a OH BY THE WAY GUYS THISFIC WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME SIDE SHIPS SUCH AS […] or you can let the readers figure it out. 

5. don’t tag in your secondary and minor ships. because those of us who go into those tags looking for fics about them where they’re appreciated and portrayed well and are the main focus will be left facing the origin of our supervillain story. every. single. day. 

6. if you’ve tagged in secondary and your minor ships: do us all and yourself a favour and go delete them. do it now. edit them now. you’ll be thanked, and most importantly, you’ll be appreciated twice: once by you readers, once by the people who don’t have to get annoyed anymore at seeing fics promising them an apple and giving them a fucking pea

golf with friends, more like the Art of Poetry with dan and phil:

  • golf with friends, more like … golf with friend. golf with the only friend. 
  • doglove99
  • phil: ‘do you think golfers like clash their clubs together at the start of a match?’ dan: ’let’s do it.’
  • ‘go caddy lad, fetch me a beer,’ says phil (and can’t help thinking how this directly evokes dan in the first golf vid stating he’d only be into golf for the kink of someone cute carrying your stuff. they both have a caddy kink confirmed.)
  • dan: ‘i hope you’re ready for the most sophisticated series on youtube’ phil, basically interrupting him: ‘ooo, glowing balls!’
  • hole detected
  • ‘phil is going to swoop in with his masterful stroke,’ says phil, about himself
  • you get the smooth action from dan, and the jumpy action from me
  • phil: *moans* dan: yeah, someone’s gonna take that with no video for their youtube poop
  • phil: ‘yes, come on, tease it’ dan: ‘tease it? you make me so uncomfortable with your golf banter’
  • ballclash.com
  • ah for foks seek
  • shhhhhhhhhhackles
  • dan: ’motherfluffer, you nudged me there a bit’ phil: *immediately goes full northern, maybe even scottish* ‘i didn’t nudge anyone. take me to court.’
  • dan: ‘i’ve lost this one’ phil: ‘i’m filled with joy and elation’
  • dan: *is taking forever to get in the hole* phil: ‘i should ask my ball to do a little jigsaw puzzle in there cause it’s got nothing to do’
  • it’s a rim. pacific rim. specific rim.
  • absolute floppy ding dong
  • i’m on the edge of the rim
  • if you touch me, i swear to god
  • phil: ‘this is gonna be slow and steady’ dan: ‘wins the nothing, idiot’
  • ‘hole six, hope you’ve had your weetabix’ ‘hole six, look out for phil’s tricks’
  • oh my god i’m on a mission and i’m dead i’m doomed what the hell is happening
  • phil: ‘i just strained my groin cause i got too into it’ dan: ’stretch before you play golf, guys’
  • watch this. taste this.
  • your mum’s narrowing
  • haha nudged ya ;)
  • that was quite sexual
  • you absolute twat bucket
  • phil: ‘it looks like we’re in the barrel of a gun. oh my god. this is crazy’ dan: ‘i am immensely shooketh’
  • phil: ‘that was beautiful. they’ll play that in slow motion at my funeral’ dan: ‘this was when phil peaked’ phil: ‘yeah. it literally was’
  • fuck what the fuck are you fucking kidding me are you actually kidding me
  • full whacky tubey wee woo
  • i’m just gonna go snuggle some mushrooms next to the hole
  • is this thing the barrel of doom? is this where they make all the alcohol?
  • full whack full whack go
  • bonk spunk
  • i believe i can fly
  • boom boom shit let me hear you say shit i fucked up
  • math don’t fail me now! math failed me again
  • this is the big bounce you ready for this?
  • absolute full whack? oh my god, you mad lad
  • awwww floppy dild
  • mm double bogey, no presh amazingphil
  • oh for god’s sake, why do you hate me lord?
  • i’m gonna slowly just pootle along here
  • phil: ‘should i risk it?’ dan: ‘for a biscuit’
  • it’s not about the competition, it’s about spending good time with friends … and our caddy lad, derek.
  • become a caddy lad today

If You Love Me, Come Clean

by @victoryjacketwiththethieves on AO3

Pairings: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik/Liam Payne

Chapters: 15/15; 120k words

Rating: Explicit

Summary: “Can I help you?” Louis inquires, with a hand on his hip and the tone of someone who feels like doing the exact opposite. He’s already had enough of this character, and he hasn’t even said a word yet.

The tall and unkempt boy turns to face him. In a substantial contradiction to his overall rough appearance, his pale green eyes flash with child-like amusement. This only serves to agitate Louis even more.

“I don’t know, can you?” the yet-to-be-named boy utters with a teasing tone, striding towards him. Louis focuses on his voice, which is low, and husky, and not sexy at all. He sounds like a chainsmoker, Louis notes to himself, and this observation is in no way an attempt to distract himself from how incredibly disarming the boy looks up close.

Louis pulls his thoughts together in time to respond, “Well, that depends on how much of my time
you’re planning on wasting.”

Or, AU in which Louis works at a recording studio where Harry’s ‘up and coming’ and ‘exciting’ soon-to-be famous indie band has just signed a deal to record their debut album at, and Louis’ never even heard of them for Christ’s sakes, but that doesn’t stop him from repeatedly catching the eye of the raven-haired, eyeliner-wearing, and slightly dangerous-looking frontman (but he’s not interested, he isn’t.)

thank you to @louiswantstomarryharry for making me this edit and also thank you to @melmanpur for letting me use your manip!

Aaaaand I did it!

Aight guys here’s the AU I kinda sorta promised with my New Year update: an original non-canon spinoff entitled Love’s Guise, aka the Boyfriend!AU

Soooo in this AU we have Bill Cipher, a legit maniacal dream demon, masquerading as Bill Cipes, a normal/handsome/intelligent/quirky/not really fully mentally stable college student. All so he can date Pine Tree.

Somewhat diverging from canon, but what this AU entails is Bill coming back from being erased, and, stalking the Pines twins afterwards, develops an attraction to our favorite dork. He knows Dipper would never, ever, ever like him as him, so instead he creates a human persona that will allow him to romance Dipper. Course, Dipper, who’s thicker than Nicki Minaj, falls for it, but questions are raised like: Where does he live? What’s his job? What is his course? Who are his parents? How does he know what Hitler wore during a fancy dinner?

Bill deals with it with two methods: lying and a little mind manipulation.

Yes, although I will have fluffy comics in this AU, this is ultimately Bill’s story - he knows and accepts that what he is doing is wrong, magically making Dipper forget his inquiries. Think of it like the Mist in the Percy Jackson series - it makes you believe what you want to believe. Will Bill continue to deceive Dipper just for the sake of being with him? Or will he eventually tell the truth and let Dipper see him for who he really is?

Find out in my updates ~

Official tag will be either #boyfriend au, or #love’s guise au

Being a recruit and secretly dating Merlin would include :

(Woooo more prompts! Woooo Merlin 😍Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him always having his eyes on you, taking in as much as he can before having to let you go to your training and watch you from his monitors

-Him having a habit of calling you into his control room, pretending to want to talk to you for a moment, only to close the monitors just so he can have you all to himself for a few good hours

-Stealing his sweaters or his ties just to keep them to yourself and him actually letting you, being glad that you want to feel him so much along with all the secret hand touches and hand holding whenever he’d walk pass you or stand by your side, just to show you how much he misses you or wants to be with you

-Him still getting jealous of the other younger male recruits around you and being unknowingly harsh or just glaring at them more intently, only to stop himself as they’d ask him what’s wrong

-Him forgetting himself a few times, handing you his favorite gun too casually and all, making everyone even more suspicious and him just having to act fast and take it away from you, whispering his apology afterwards and promising to make up for it

-Your puppy being rather accustomed to him and always getting overly excited to see him and all, making everyone else wonder as to how it can be possible and you both having to just dismiss it

-Him being really fair, never favoring you over the other recruits on your tasks, yet nonetheless whenever you’d do well he’d always reward you with some encouraging words and of course some secret kisses

-Him always finding a way to secretly comfort you whenever he knows you’re going through a rough time, whether it be through some little notes, pulling you for a hug or kissing your forehead he always manages to keep it between you both

-Harry and the other agents never really realizing you both but Eggsy always being too curious about your hickeys or whereabouts sometimes, making for some awkward situations

-The two of you slowly pretending to get closer for the sake of not being too suspicious as you’d start to show off your relationship, only for Eggsy to just blurt out one day that he all knew about it before


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Well, mystery solved!

I’ve got one more of these I wanna do, but I doubt I’ll be able to get to it tonight, even if it’s not particularly long.

After that I’ll probably start ‘officially’ taking/asking for suggestions or questions or whatever like I do anyways. I just feel a proper setup is in order first.

ALRIGHT SO I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST AVENGER RECENTLY WITH MY BOYFRIEND SO OF COURSE I JUST TALKED THE WHOLE TIME ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY LITTLE DETAIL AND FACT KNOWN TO MAN ABOUT MY PAL STEVE ROGERS AND I MENTIONED HOW SAD IT IS THAT STEVE KEEPS EVERYTHING BOTTLED UP FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS AND NEVER LIKE TAKES TIME FOR HIMSELF AND TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF AND THAT LITERALLY HE JUST LETS HIS EMOTIONS STAY HOLED UP AND NEVER LETS THEM COME OUT AND THEN I REMEMBERED THIS FUCKING JOHN MULANEY THING AND STARTED LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SUPER SERIOUS RANT ON STEVE’S CHARACTER AND I JUST… AGH THIS IS LITERALLY STEVE FUCKING ROGERS. LIKE C’MON HE’S IRISH. IT FITS TOO WELL DAMMIT